
What we’re about
## Mission Statement
To create a sustainable, inclusive, and fun social ecosystem for parents and children through themed events, toy sharing, gaming, learning opportunities, and practical family support.
> Slogan: You don't need a break. You just need The Grown Up Table.
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## 🎉 Who Are We?
We’re not just a club — we’re a social rebellion against boring parenting.
Welcome to The Grown Up Table, where playdates come with playlists, errands come with bartenders, and you can show up in a cape with your kid and no one blinks.
We believe fun isn’t just for kids — it’s for families. Together. That’s why we built this.
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## 🧩 What We Offer (A.K.A. The “Seriously, We Do All This?” List)
### 🎲 Event Types
- Socials @ Breweries, Parks & Cool Spots
Think dress-up dinners, trivia nights, board games, and theme nights like Pajama Jam and Silly Hat Night. - Toy Swaps & Upcycle Days
Save money, reduce waste, and spark joy with rotating toy & gear exchanges. - Game Nights & Digital Play
Family Minecraft server, Mario Kart, Jackbox, and beyond. - Enrichment & Homeschool Meetups
Casual creative learning, parent-skill swaps, hands-on stations, and nature-based play. - Errands-as-Events
Laundry day + music + wine = community. Grocery runs, school supply prep, and even paperwork days with snacks and backup. - Fantasy & Adventure Events
Foam sword battles ("Slay the Dragon"), scavenger hunts, dress-up parades. Think wholesome chaos. - Family Dance Nights
Instructors lead adults + kids in goofy group moves and simple choreo to burn energy and make memories. - Remote Work Sessions
You bring your laptop. We bring the supervision. Locations vary. Productivity (and coffee) encouraged.
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## 💰 Cost Breakdown
| Tier | Monthly | What You Get |
| ---- | ------- | ------------ |
| Explorer | Free | Public events, toy swaps, social posts access |
| Community | $10/mo | 2 toy checkouts/month, RSVP priority, Minecraft access, homeschool days |
| Insider | $20/mo | 5 toy checkouts, VIP perks, merch discounts, members-only events, Remote Work Sessions, exclusive events |
Other potential costs:
- Special event tickets: $5–$15/family
- Merch: $10–$30 (shirts, totes, etc.)
- Minecraft-only pass (non-local): $5/mo
- One-day Guest Pass: $5
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## 🚀 What’s Next (Future Plans)
- 📱 Custom App: Event RSVPs, toy library tracking, and community chats in one place.
- 🚐 Pop-Up Toy Truck: Borrow toys right from your street.
- 🌎 Virtual Hub: For digital families who want to join the Minecraft, homeschool & game night action.
- 💼 Remote Work Program Expansion: Sponsored spaces, coworking pods, and freelance community building.
- 🧠 Skill-Swap Workshops: Parents teaching each other anything from budgeting to woodworking to yoga.
- 🔁 Franchise/Expansion Kits: Launch your own Grown Up Table in another city.
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## 📣 So... Who’s It For?
- Parents who want real friendships
- Kids who love novelty and chaos
- People tired of the same old playdate
- Social butterflies, introverts, and the awkward-in-between
- Anyone who ever wished grown-up time came with juice boxes and wine
Come sit with us. 🍷🎮🧺
> You don’t need a break. You just need The Grown Up Table.