CHARITY MEETUP @ DRACULAS WINE BAR

So I stopped in Dracula's Legacy yesterday and noticed a sign they had about choosing a charity and then guest bartending to raise money for it. I talked to the owner and told her I'd put together an event so we can raise the shit out of some money. There's a few things I'm doing to make this the most bitchin charity event in the known universe.

1. I'm charging a $10 cover all of which will be donated to our charity Friends of Strays. You can venmo me @chris-formico. I prefer pre-payment cause then you have motivation to show up.

2. I'm proactively going to make sure that this isn't a sausagefest - I'll add a guy on the waitlist for every lady that signs up. Whoever signs up first will have priority.

3. Draculas will be donating a portion of the income from our group to friends of strays as well.

4. I'll probably limit this to around 20 people maybe a few more since it's a small venue.

5. Since the weathers cooling off let's bust out the button up shirts and nicer clothes. I think what I'm trying to say is "look fuckable".

6. If you RSVP and don't show up I'm going to hire a witch to put a curse on you. Do you think I'm kidding? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Ok that's about it, see you there.