ZH3 Hash # 1442: AGM 2022

Hash On In for Bag drop and voting will be the 2AKT Sports Bar.
The hares are Saddam (runners) and HMHW (walkers). An A to A trail with something for everyone.

Meet at 6.45pm to start at 7.00pm. There will be a charge of CHF5.00 for participating.

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This is our yearly election where you all get to vote for the half-minds who will be your next Mismanagement committee, responsible to ensure the longevity, survival and general functioning of the Zurich Hash House Harriers.

Final Nomination for 2022/2023 Mismanagement are below. If you'd like to add yourself to the nominations last minute, contact current GM (Just Begging for It)

The list of candidates for 2022 are...
#### Grand Master ####
Miss Fucktober

#### Religious Advisor ####
Saddam
Asphalt Liquor
Thirsty Thursday

#### Beer Raiser ####
2 Shots Short

#### Hash Cash ####
Premature Cocksucker

#### Hare Raiser ####
Slippery Digit

#### Web Slave ####
Bling Dong

#### Haberdasher (2)####
Gladiator Pussy / Buttbugger

We will ALSO be celebrating our accomplishments, misdeeds and consumptions of the year past. Nominate your favourite HASH OF THE YEAR, and HARDSHIP HASH OF THE YEAR by following this link.

A few important details to note:

1. If you want to vote you can turn up on the night. There will also be the chance to vote online. See comments section for details!
2. Nominations must be made, and accepted, before 9pm Thursday 15th of September.
3. You can run for more than one position.
4. To vote, you must have hashed in the previous year.
5. Haberdashery position voted as a pair.

What does the mismanagement do?
You turn up every Thursday and shit happens. Great, isn’t it? Well, we hate to burst your alcohol-infused beer bubble but shit doesn’t just take care of itself. Here is the committee:

• GM - the grand master or mistress of the mismanagement, ensuring that people are suitably hassled to fulfil drunken promises, organising mismanagement meetings and drinking practice. Never drinks alone.
• RA - has the weekly responsibility of making sure we have a circle and the burden of providing weather.
• Beer Raiser - makes sure that the holy cold beer arrives at each hash.
• Hash Cash - takes the money every week and is responsible for making sure we have enough left in our coffers for special events.
• Hare Raiser - cajoles hashers into laying trail, updates the hareline and ensures hares are suitably rewarded with carrots.
• Web Slave - updates www.zh3.ch and keeps up to date on our emails.
• Haberdasher - organise and sell our ZH3 hash gear.

We meet roughly 6 times per year.
Process on the night:
Voting will take place BEFORE the hash (while we still have some judgement) and results will be announced in circled, so please come a bit early to allow for the additional faff...
When you arrive you will be issued with a voting slip on which will be the position and the name of the contenders (there will not be a vote for non-contested positions).
There will be a container for the voting slips - please put your votes in it and then make room for other voters.
The person with the most votes gets the position.
If there is a tie, there will be a live run-off vote between those two candidate.

Here's what you need to know about the Hash:

• The aim of the hash is to find the beer stop at the end and have fun.
• "True" trail is typically 6-7km.
• The pace within the group varies from dead-slow movers (we call them DFLs) to over-achieving fast runners (we call them FRBs)
• The "hare" cleverly lays the trail so that everyone reaches the end at the same time.
• If you are a slow runner, you will clock around 7kms.
• If you are a quick runner you will clock around 10kms.
• If you are a walker you will be dedicated to the cause, ignore trail and take the shortest route possible to get to the beer.
• There is always a place to deposit your bag and often a place to change.
• The AGM is Free!
• If you like fun, drinking and doing something a bit different you will probably enjoy hashing. Humourless people need not apply.

For more about Zürich Hash House Harriers, check out www.zh3.ch ( http://www.zh3.ch/ )

Want to know more about the origins of hashing? follow this link ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers )