ZH3 Hash # 1673: AGM 2025 Hash


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The hares are Premature Cocksucker and Squatty Potty.
Bag-drop and on-out at The AleHouse.
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Vote: Because Complaining to other hashers isn’t enough
Let’s face it — voting might not be as exciting as bitching... but it is how we run the hash.
Better still, you can actually do something! At least come and drink/run/vote.
Be the change. Or at least be the voter.
The hash is weird enough. Let’s at least choose who makes it weirder.
The list of candidates for the mismanagement 2025 / 2026 are...
#### Grand Master
- Premature Cocksucker
#### Religious Advisor
- Just Beggin' for It
#### Beermeister/raiser
- SNOBalls
#### Hash Cash
- Two Legs One Hole
- Out of Africa
#### Hare Raiser
- New Balls
#### Web Slave
- Granny Muff
- Canada Wet
#### Haberdasher (x2)####
- One Night Wonder
- Mary Chuggins
You can vote using this form.
We will ALSO be celebrating our accomplishments, misdeeds and consumptions of the year past. Nominate your favourite HASH OF THE YEAR, and HARDSHIP HASH OF THE YEAR by filling up this form.
A few important details to note:
- If you want to vote please turn up on the night.
- Nominations must be made, and accepted, before 9pm Thursday 11th of September.
- You can run for more than one position.
- To vote, you must have hashed with ZH3 in the previous year.
- There are two positions for haberdasher.
What does the mismanagement do?
- GM - the grand master or mistress of the mismanagement, ensuring that people are suitably hassled to fulfil drunken promises, organising mismanagement meetings and drinking practice. Never drinks alone.
- RA - has the weekly responsibility of making sure we have a circle and the burden of providing weather.
- Beer Raiser - makes sure that the holy cold beer arrives at each hash.
- Hash Cash - takes the money every week and is responsible for making sure we have enough left in our coffers for special events.
- Hare Raiser - cajoles hashers into laying trail, updates the hareline and ensures hares are suitably rewarded with carrots.
- Web Slave - updates www.zh3.ch and keeps up to date on our emails.
- Haberdashers (x2) - organise and sell our ZH3 hash gear.
We meet roughly 4 times per year.
Process on the night:
Voting will take place BEFORE the hash (while we still have some sober judgement) and results will be announced during circle, so please come a bit early to allow for the additional blah blah...
When you arrive you will be issued with a voting slip on which will be the position and the name of the contenders (there will not be a vote for non-contested positions).
There will be a container for the voting slips - please put your votes in it and then make room for other voters.
The person with the most votes gets the position.
If there is a tie, there will be a live run-off vote between those two candidate.
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Meet at 6:45pm to start at 7:00pm. There will be a charge of CHF5.00 for participating.
Here's what you need to know about the Hash:
• The aim of the hash is to find the beer stop at the end and have fun.
• "True" trail is typically 6-7km.
• The pace within the group varies from dead-slow movers (we call them DFLs) to over-achieving fast runners (we call them FRBs)
• The "hare" cleverly lays the trail so that everyone reaches the end at the same time.
• If you are a slow runner, you will clock around 7kms.
• If you are a quick runner you will clock around 10kms.
• If you are a walker you will be dedicated to the cause, ignore trail and take the shortest route possible to get to the beer.
• There is always a place to deposit your bag and often a place to change.
• There is a charge of CHF5 for participating (and includes beer and snacks).
• If you like fun, drinking and doing something a bit different you will probably enjoy hashing. Humourless people need not apply.
For more about Zürich Hash House Harriers, check out www.zh3.ch ( http://www.zh3.ch/ )
Want to know more about the origins of hashing? follow this link ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers )

ZH3 Hash # 1673: AGM 2025 Hash