SHADY HIKE SPECTACULAR VIEWS

In case you missed my last, Naked Hike, here's your chance...
...to hike fully clothed.

Yes, you read that correctly - fully clothed 👚 🩳 🥾🧢

It received a complaint.

Yeah, someone seething with jealousy complained, likely about how damn sexy we all are as I'm sure there were people tripping over themselves, staring 👀

You know, I don't want that kind of reputation anyway.

The part about people tripping, I mean. The sexy part? Hell, I'm all for that. Look, I can't help that I'm Hot Stuff, I didn't ask to be born! Did you?

I didn't think so 🤩

So it's back with the clothing. You can wear whatever the fuck you want, though 😁

This hike is B I T C H E N (they're all bitchen). Look what it's got:
👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨
Expansive, Breathtaking Views of Mountains, Valleys, and the Pacific
Lots of Shade
A Creek (probably dry, but still)
Massive Sandstone Outcroppings
Sexy hikers, Albeit, Clothed
Me 😎

This one is a steady climb to the top, so not recommended for novices. Fit beginners as well as the more sexy hikers will say "Hot Stuff is right, this IS bitchen!"

We'll do about 6.5 miles or so with an elevation gain of "I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, watcha think about that?" 🎶

Sooo, you in?!
Can't wait!! 💋 💋 💋

DETAILS:
🟣 Parking can be tight in the small trailhead lot on Stunt Rd. so you may have to park on the shoulder. I suggest you arrive early and give yourselves time to meet up at trailhead.
🟣 Let's leave the doggos home for this one. It's getting too warm for our fur-covered friends.
🟣 We leave ON TIME. Get there EARLY to check in and give me some time to write out your dang nametag for frick's sake.
🟣 Your Hike Leader is Hot Stuff, clothed or otherwise

DIRECTIONS:
From Ventura county on the 101 freeway heading towards the Valley, exit Las Virgenes Rd. and head south, towards Malibu. After 2.8 miles, turn left (east) on Mulholland. Continue for 4 miles, then turn right onto Stunt Rd. and drive 1 mile. Parking lot will be on your right.

From PCH - don't take PCH.

From L.A. and the Valley, Take Topanga Cyn Blvd. to Mulholland Drive and turn right. Continue for half a mile to Mulholland Highway and turn left (if you do not pass Gelson's market shortly after turning, you are not on the correct "Mulholland"). Continue on Mulholland Hwy for approx. 3 miles, then then turn left onto Stunt Rd. and drive 1 mile to the trailhead parking lot.