🩸☠️🩸HAUNTED HALLOWEEN WALKING TOUR ⚰️🪓

*As are all my events, this is for adults only*

☠️ Come to the dark side, Soldiers! ☠️

Be razzled and dazzled by ghostly spirits 👻 spooky apparitions 👹 and frightening phantoms 👽 as we walk through a maze of haunted houses and...

... hang on a second, does this ☞👻 look like a ghostly spirit to you? No! It looks like a moron in a ghost costume mocking me. And this 🎃 jack 'o lantern, it isn't exactly instilling fear, it's more of a jackass lantern. I mean, who came up with these emojis, don't they know I'm trying to scare the fuck outta you guys?! 🫣

Oh, oh, here we go... okay, this one'll scare the crap outta you 🤖

Don't worry, you'll be plenty scared on this walking tour, these home owners go all out, you'll definitely be impressed. There'll be plenty of ooh-ing and aahh-ing and hey, look at this one, and OMG watch out for the serial killer!!! 😱

Eh, probably no serial killers but I can't guarantee anything so if you get murdered by Michael Myers, don't blame me 🪓

This is an easy walk of about 2 miles or so. Afterwards, we can grab some hot blood chocolate or witches brew, smoke a pack of cigarettes 🚬 and talk about all that blood🩸Place TBD, I'll post it in the comments.

Soooo, you in?!
Can't wait!! 💋 💋 💋

DETAILS
🩸 We leave on time so if you don't want to miss it, I suggest you get there early.
🩸Wearing costumes is optional, having a good time is not. Complainers will be fed to the werewolves 🐺
🩸Your Leader, Lili Von Shtupp, is a firecracker 🧨 you have been warned ⚠️