🌞 ANNUAL CHRISTMAS DAY HIKE... YAY!!🎄

No AI was used in the writing of this, or any descriptions, past, present (and future). They are written by yours truly, Katya.

Okay, Soldiers, get ready.

In celebration of Fat Santa Day 🎅🏻

We’ll be doing a heart-pumping trail that’ll get you primed for shredding through the Scotch tape of all those hard-wrapped prezzies you’ll be getting 🎁 Me? I'll be getting a bag of coal because I have been, and always will be, naughty.

If you don’t get any presents, then you’ll need to get primed for other stuff, like fighting with a drunk family member, gnawing through a turkey leg while growling🍗 or kicking an old fat guy in a red suit in the balls when he tries to grope you.

Or maybe just get primed to take out all your frustrations from the Holidays by beating the crap out of your neighbor's inflatable Christmas display characters. But please make it Santa or an elf, do not beat any reindeer 'cause what the fuck did they ever do to you?! 🚫🦌

We'll be doing a trail that winds its way up beautiful Caballero Canyon to the saddle overlooking Topanga SP which right now, is in full green glory after the fire. Then we'll continue on the wide fire road until our ancestors tell us to stop and turn around. Then we head back to our cars completing a lollipop loop.

Right now I'm taking bets on how many hikers will ask me if this is a loop or out 'n back because they didn't bother to read the friggin' description 😁

This one's good for fit beginners as well as the more seasoned hiker, and everyone in between. Complainers will be promptly shoved off the mountain.

Approximately 5 miles with an elevation gain of about 900 ft. cumulative or the equivalent of a big fat slice of pecan pie 🥧

Doggos are allowed only if you pick up and pack out their 💩 and they remain leashed.

So, you in?!
Can't wait!! 💋 💋 💋

DETAILS:
🎅🏻 We leave on time. I highly suggest you get there early. Gimme a minute to write out your name tag, wouldja?!
🎅🏻 All stats and times are approximate. Don't hold me to anything or you'll be disappointed.
Which leads me to...
🎅🏻 You are responsible for yourselves and your own happiness, in life, as well as on this (and any) of my hikes. So is your own safety; I'm not your mother.
🎅🏻 Your hike leader is Hot Stuff, stay calm and carry on!

DIRECTIONS: DO NOT DRIVE TO THE TOP OF RESEDA, WE WILL NOT BE THERE
From the 101 freeway in the Valley, exit Reseda Blvd. and head south about 3 miles until you reach the stop sign at Braemar country club. The trail head will be on your left. plenty of street parking BUT, you may have to park further away from the trailhead and walk a little so be prepared.