🌞 WILDFLOWER HIKE 🌹 🌼 🌸

⛔️ WARNING ⛔️
If you don't like wildflowers, do not come on this hike!

Whew, okay, now that I got that out of the way...

Alright Soldiers, let's head over to the El Escorpion trail near beautiful Chatsworth for a spectacular trail with tons of visual interest and a veritable explosion of wildflowers!

Boom! 💥 🌸 🌸 🌸

That's right, near Chatsworth, the former porn capital of the United States. This area has wildflowers sprouting up all over the place right now, and why wouldn't it? Think of all those hardworking, fertile, porn star guys spreading their seed for all those years...
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C'mon, seeds, get it?!
hahahahahahaha!
*snicker*
hahahahaha!
*snort*
hahaha...
ha...
ahem, sorry

Not only are there wildflowers, there's a castle! Okay, it's not really a castle, it's a bunch of rocks slightly resembling a castle (not really), which is why it's called Castle Peak. If you use your imagination, you can believe it.

Doggos, yep. Poop, nope. Pick up and pack out please 💩 Oh, and leashed... the dog, not you. Unless you start complaining, then you'll be leashed and muzzled.

We'll do a moderately intermediate hike of about 4 miles or so with an elevation gain of about 800 ft. But don't hold me to that. In fact, don't hold me to anything, you'll get disappointed.

Just shut up and hike
Love youuuuuu 😊

DETAILS:
🟣 We leave on time. There's no grace period, those are for sissies
🟣 Street parking on Valley Circle Blvd if it's crowded at the trail head
🟣 No complaining, you'll be shoved off the castle peak
🟣 Your hike leader is Hot Stuff, turn off the porn