🌞 SUNNY SUN SUNDAY HIKE

WANNA FIND US? RTFD - READ THE FRIGGIN' DESCRIPTION 😁

Okay Soldiers, I've been waiting impatiently for the master-blaster-melt-me-faster heat wave to subside so I could hike with you's (that's more than one) and it finally fucked off and found some other state to mess with.

Soooo... I figured we should make like a baby and head out...

...on a bitchen trail and take in all the beautiful wildflowers before they say "Sayonara" Yes, I do speak Japanese:🎵Mori no Chiisana Restaurant🎵 (Google it). I mean, not fluently. Okay, practically not at all. However my Japanese childhood friend taught me how to count to ten in Japanese and I eat Japanese food.

Keeping with the master blaster theme, we'll bust out a butt-blaster (that's a tongue twister). There's a climb on this one from the get-go.

We'll be heading up to China Flat, which really should be called Japan Flat for the sake of keeping with the theme, but it's not.

This hike is perfect for the really fit beginner on up to more seasoned hiker. Novices will not be happy and likely curse my name, but hey, if you RTFD'd, you'd know not to sign up.

Bring the doggos 🐕‍🦺 and the 💩 bags because picking up their poop is not an option, it's a must. They should also remain leashed and within your control at all times.

Elevation gain/loss: Wow, I mean, whew... yeah, it's a big one.
Miles: Yep, about 4 or so.
Feeling Afterwards: Primo, baby 😎

As usual, don't hold me to anything, you'll get disappointed. Which brings me to this: no friggin' complainers or whiners.

Sooooo, you in?!
Can't wait!! 💋💋💋

DETAILS:
🟣 We leave on time. Git yer asses in gear and get there early, Soldiers.
🟣 Plenty of street parking but please read any posted signs.
🟣 DO NOT go to the King James Ct. trailhead because we won't be there.
🟣 Your hike leader is Hot Stuff, feel the heat🔥

DIRECTIONS: From the 101 freeway in Agoura, exit Lindero Canyon Rd and head north. Drive about 4 miles, crossing Kanan Rd. and continuing on Lindero until you see me and the trailhead on your left. Street parking on Lindero Canyon.