🌞 ANNUAL EASTER HIKE... YAY!

WANNA FIND US? READ THE FRIGGIN' DIRECTIONS AND DO NOT RELY SOLELY ON NAVIGATION AS IT WILL LEAD YOU ASTRAY!

Okay Soldiers... or dare I say, Hike Bunnies?

Let's bust out my annual Easter Sunday hike! 🐣🦋

"But Hot Stuff, if you do this every year, why the late posting?"

Fair question, Soldiers, fair question...
but it's a long story that I don't have the time to explain. Maybe one day in the future when we're sittin' in our rocking chairs on the front porch talkin' 'bout old times.

For now, call me Hot Bunny Stuff.
Damn, that sounds mighty sexy, don't it?!

Let's bust out a nice, shady hike in the Los Robles Open Space where the dinosaurs 🦖 and the coyotes play. Where seldom is heard a disparaging cuss word (except for the occasional F-bomb) and the sky is partially cloudy all day 🎼

This is my custom trail/street hike rated totally bitchen on a scale of lame to totally bitchen. Perfect for ALL LEVELS and you can even bring the doggos 🦮 if they remain leashed, watered, and you pick up and pack out their 💩 no exceptions.

We'll do about 4 or so miles on varying gently rolling terrain and paved street. You won't want to miss it!!

Sooooo... you in, Bunnies?!
Can't wait!! 💋 💋 💋

DETAILS
🟣 We leave on time. That means on time. Get there early and give me friggin' minute to write out your name tag, wouldja?!
🔵 Don't go to the trailhead at the end of Moorpark Road 'cause we won't be there. Read the friggin' directions!
🟢 Plenty of parking in the upper lot or on Greenmeadow.
🟡 Complainers will be fed to the dinosaur.
🟠 No bunnies were harmed in the writing of this description.
🔴 Your Hike Leader is Hot Bunny Stuff, get in line, baby!

DIRECTIONS:
From the 101 freeway in Thousand Oaks, exit Moorpark Rd and head south (towards the beach). Drive approximately half a mile where the road ends and turn right onto Greenmeadow. Drive into the upper parking lot at the end of Greenmeadow where we'll be meeting. Look for me with the bunny ears.

DISCLAIMER: You are responsible for yourselves. Think of this as hiking with friends and strangers, I am not responsible for you or your guests in any way, shape or form. Know your own abilities!

*No one was harmed in the writing of this description