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Okay Soldiers,

If you've never hiked along Malibu creek then...

...what the hell is wrong with you, have you been living in a remote cave somewhere in another friggin' country?!!

ahem, sorry.

It's just that since you're a hiker (allegedly) you should've conquered this easy, but spectacular, trail at some point. Conquer isn't the right word, I mean, I already mentioned it's easy... like your mama.

So you should've done it already!!

Did you know the word creek comes from the old Norse "kriki" meaning narrow passage? I always attributed it to the phrase "up shit's creek without a paddle" in which I found myself many times. 🏞

Let's bust it out, shall we? 😁

We'll start at Liberty canyon, which is also spectacular, make our way over to Malibu Up Shit's Creek Without a Paddle, and end up at the picturesque Century Lake (Goddamn, this sounds friggin' amazing) then we'll turn around and head back to our cars, completing an out 'n back hike of about 5.5 miles.

But don't hold me to that. In fact, don't hold me to anything, you'll get disappointed.

Even though I just mentioned it's an out 'n back, I'm sure I'll get asked by several of you if it's a loop or out 'n back.

What's wrong with you, don't you people friggin' read anymore?!!

ahem... sorry.

Since part of the hike is in state park, the doggos 🐢 can't come. Next time, doggos! woof

Soooooooooooooo... you in?!
Can't wait! πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

By the way, exactly 16 years ago on the day of this hike I, your Fearless Leader, started this group 😊 so it's a celebration πŸŽ‰ YAY!

DETAILS:
🧑 We leave on time, get there early, check in, get your name tag, and be ready to hike
🧑 Plenty of street parking
🧑 Restrooms at the halfway point
🧑 Your hike leader is Hot Stuff, try not to stare

DISCLAIMER:
I am not your (easy) mama. You are responsible for yourselves. That means you and any of your guests or plus ones join knowing and accepting any and all liabilities and risks associated with hiking. It also means you are responsible for whether you choose to have a good time or not. If you're negative, like to complain, or criticize how I run my hikes, find another fucking group, we're too amazing and fun-loving for you 😁 🧑

DIRECTIONS:
Heading west on the 101 freeway in Agoura, exit Liberty Canyon and turn left, going under the freeway. Drive to the end of the street, about 3/4 of a mile. Easy easy lemon πŸ‹ squeezy.

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