🌞 HIKE 'N BRUNCH
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PPPPPPARIS BAGUETTE!! 🥖🥐
Holy Mama, Paris Baguette is open in Thousand Oaks!! 🤩
"Wait, aren't we supposed to go hiking, not to some French café?"
Who asked that?
We're going to Paris Baguetters but we're gonna bust out a hike first, then we're going to Paris Baguetters to stuff our faces 😁 (yes, baguetters) 🥖 🥖 🥖
Now for the hike descr...
"Wait, why haven't you posted a hike in like, over a month?"
Who asked that?
Because it was too friggin' hot, where have you been, Alaska?
Let's do about four miles in the Los Robles Open Space... YAY! This hike has a climb which goes up, and up, and up, and... you get the idea. I recommend this one for fit beginners as well as the more seasoned hiker. Novices are better off skipping it all together and going straight to Paris Baguetters.
Let's leave the doggos at home, it's too friggin' hot for them (how'd you like to hike in a fur coat?)
On this bitchen (approx. 4 mile) hike, we'll have expansive views of the Connayo-rhymes-with-mayo Valley when we arrive at the top, plus loads of visual interest along the way, plus some shady bits 🙂 The elevation is about 800 ft. or so.
Afterwards, let's head over to... 🥖 🥖 🥖 😁
Soooooo, you in??
Can't wait!! 💋 💋 💋
This event description was not written by AI. All my descriptions are, and always have been, written by yours truly, Katya, aka "Hot Stuff".
DETAILS:
🟣 We leave on time. That means no grace period. Know how to get there, arrive early, and be ready to hike.
🟣 Yes, that is the correct start time. End time depends on how many pastries you eat.
🟣 There's a pit toilet at the trailhead.
🟣 🥖 is at 650 N Moorpark Rd in the Whole Foods Shopping Center.
🟣 Your hike leader is Hot Stuff, feel the burn 🔥
DIRECTIONS:
From the 101 freeway in T.O. exit Moorpark Rd. and go south (towards the hills). Drive about 1/4 of a mile where Moorpark Rd. ends and TURN RIGHT ONTO GREENMEADOW. Do NOT go into the trailhead parking lot in front of you. Continue on Greenmeadow and drive up into the parking lot where we'll be meeting.
DISCLAIMER:
You are responsible for yourself, your own safety, and your own enjoyment. If you want a written guarantee, or to criticize or complain, find another group.