FREE MASTERCLASS - 💖 THE 2026 LOVE LIFE LEVEL UP 💖

Unf*ck Your Love Life from “Meh” to Magnetic without the Vanilla Mentor who re-heats love advice from 2011

We love Pastor Eric - But he can’t lead his way through modern love & we BOTH know he’d be dabbing sweat patches leveling up like this before a new year

If 2025 felt like:

• Swiping on dating apps that feel like a clearance rack of emotionally unavailable adults who “seem nice”
• Auditioning for an unpaid reality show
• Making excuses for your avoidance
• Overgiving in connections that can’t grow
• Accepting recession-era effort as potential
• Dating people who seemed like they could meet you emotionally
• Feeling like love works for everyone except you
• Not knowing what you’re literally doing wrong

This is your wake up call.

You’re out here

• Calling self-abandonment “patience”
• Negotiating your needs like it’s the stock market
• Dating grown adults who swear they’re “doing the work” because they read a book
• Being sold bare minimum as “consistency”
• Trying to “prove” your worth to the wrong people
• Mistaking trauma bonds for intimacy
• Getting confused with dating matches who list “communication” as a flex but can’t keep a conversation going without malfunctioning or disappearing
• Confusing anxiety with chemistry or better decision making
• Performing the cool girl so you don’t scare them off
• Rebranding your codependency as being “soft,” “traditional,” or a sudden tradwife arc

And

• Lowering your standards so far they’re underground

LET ME BE CLEARER BABY

I DON’T DO CRUMBS or confusion.

And the only thing I’m more allergic to than bullshit

Is "advice" that sends you back to your next therapy bill & a sneaky spiral you can’t invoice your friends for.

Time to stop dating projects, panic rebounding & calling it something that “just happened"

Time to stop falling for words, romanticising effort that never lands, going to the “mentor” who swears they’re it & ghosts when things get real.

We’re not doing another year of almost-relationships, blind loyalty, mixed signals, and emotional crumbs dressed as “boundaries”

2026 is the year you level the f*ck up

Your boundaries, your energy, your attraction habits, and the kind of partner you’re available for.

Secure love isn’t a fantasy.

It’s a standard.

And you’re done settling for anything less.

You’re triggered because your understanding of secure love is built on Disney stories, reheated love advice from the pandemic & what your friends tell you because they’ve watched every season of love is blind & have some STRONG OPINIONS on “avoidants” yet struggle to figure out why the apps aren’t popping off like mine on a random Tuesday with them wanting to work overtime for a date.

Secure love in 2026?

Doesn’t require guilt crying in a sermon, bypassing jealousy & codependency issues with compulsory monogamy, and re-creating stock images of a nuclear family.

How real do you want to get?

How deep you want to go?

I’m not talking about spending 2 months in therapy as a quick fix only to wonder why your triggers never left in the first place.

If you’re going to short circuit boo … collapse timelines in a way that’s actually commendable.

You’ll leave with:

• 5 POWERFUL level up hacks from my VIP mentorship vault that make mundane mirror affirmations obsolete & granny want to do the splits
• 3 Steps to create & manifest your next level DROOLWORTHY life in 2026
• 3 Secret Codes that unlock deep and I mean DEEP transformation throughout the year
• I have a seriously SERIOUSLY valuable prize (valued at over $500) for the attendee that’s ready to power into January with confidence, clarity & momentum that doesn’t fizzle out by March

When:

• December 19th - Friday 3PM PST - 5PM CST
• December 20th - Saturday - 10AM AEDT - 12PM NZDT

Register Here:

https://us06web.zoom.us/meeting/register/3mWo90iTQpSSAD-wy9Dfgg

Check your inbox for the link to join live.

Bring: Your Single & Partnered Friends + An open mind + your holiday BEVVVVVVYYY BABYYY

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See you soon,
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