Mork Borg / Rotblack Sludge / Koenji Game Day

Facing execution for your appalling and quite frankly disgusting heretical acts, a masked Seer, a courtier of the Shadow King offers you a chance at life and a pardon. The King’s one true heir, his son Aldon, is missing. Without an heir, the Shadow King will be forced to hand his crown to his imbecile brother. Get Aldon back in one piece, and wealth, life and freedom will be yours!

Mork Borg describes itself as "A doom metal album of a game, a spiked flail to the face". Trigger warnings for absolutely everything.
This is the one-shot introductory dungeon crawl from the core rulebook. I'll create a bunch of exciting pre-generated characters for players to choose from. Play as a homeless street child! An old man who lives in a cave! A former King or Queen with a sarcastic sword! Some kind of mushroom creature! Die in the first 5 minutes!

Things to bring:
Pencil & eraser
The usual selection of dice.