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Welcome to this CopenhagenR spring get-together, which will be half a relaxed presentation on useful but unorthodox applications of R, and half an opportunity to connect and chat with fellow R users over coffee and cake, or a beer! **When?** Thursday, 12 March 2026 * **17:30** – Doors open * **18:00** – *Useful applications of R*, presentation by R.M., begins * **18:30** – Connect and chat with fellow R users. There will be coffee, beer, cake, and snacks * **20:00** – No more cake **Where?** PROSA København, room PASCAL Vester Farimagsgade 37A 1606 København **What?** Join us for a CopenhagenR meetup, whether you're new to R or a seasoned pro! This CopenhagenR spring get-together includes a presentation on *Useful applications of R* by **R.M.** **Presentation: Useful applications of R** With R jobs being so difficult to obtain and so poorly compensated, I mostly apply R to the much more useful pursuit of making my life pleasant and easy. I present some short, practical uses of R, such as studying patterns in neti pot usage so I can breathe more easily, understanding my employer-provided private health insurance plan so I can figure out how much of a scam it is, and correcting predictably erroneous payslips so I can pay my taxes.

https://www.facebook.com/korsgadesprogcafe/ Come and join our cosy language cafe. We recommend that you already speak some Danish (maybe around module 3 on sprogskole) so you can join and understand the conversation. We are mostly two Danes joining, so we can make two groups: beginners and more advanced. We are having conversations while drinking tea. If you have an exam coming up, we can speak about your exam subjects some of the time. Small donations (10-20 kroner) are appreciated, to support the rent of the place. You find us in the basement of Korsgade 19. It is a door to the right of the main entrance.

**About** At CPH City Toastmasters Club, we are committed to providing a safe and supportive space for members to develop their public speaking skills. Whether you're a newcomer or a seasoned speaker, you'll find an environment that fosters your personal growth. **Feedback and Learning:** Our club is a nurturing environment where feedback and constructive criticism are the building blocks of growth. We also offer a diverse range of speaking opportunities for our members to improve their communication skills. **Networking:** Toastmasters meetings are an excellent opportunity to connect with like-minded individuals who share your passion for public speaking and personal development. Expand your network and build lasting friendships. **Positive Vibes:** We believe in learning while having fun! Our meetings are filled with positivity, encouragement, and laughter. We're here to support you every step on your journey to becoming a confident public speaker. We normally have around 15 to 20 people at each meeting. If you are interested, RSVP today! And take the first step toward unlocking your full public speaking potential. Together, we'll raise our glasses to the art of communication. 🥂 See you at the meeting! You can also find us on our Facebook page: [CPH City Toastmasters](https://www.facebook.com/cphcitytm)

Come hang out with fellow Apple platform developers and enthusiasts for an informal evening of tech talk, coffee, and good company. No agenda, no slides — just a relaxed get-together at a Copenhagen café where we geek out about Swift, iOS, visionOS, and whatever else is keeping us busy lately. Whether you're deep in SwiftUI architecture, experimenting with spatial computing, or just curious about what's happening in the Apple ecosystem, you're welcome here. Bring your questions, your opinions, and ideally a laptop if you want to show something off. See you there.

**Tired of small talk? Come meet new people meaningfully - the Authentic You Me way!** **\*\*\*Looking to grow your social circle? Join us for a welcoming, carefully crafted and thoughtfully facilitated experience of meaningful conversations that go beyond the small talk.\*\*\*** No business cards or job titles. No small talk. No pressure to perform. No intimidating crowds. \-\-\- If you have answered yes to two or more of the above, then you have come to the right place. **Welcome to Authentic You Me** We often hear how difficult it can be to make new friends as an adult and particularly when moving abroad; or when rebuilding social circles cos old friends have moved away or onto new life phases. Socialising attempts often mean standing in a crowded room, wearing a polite smile, and answering the same three questions: *"What do you do?" "Where are you from?" "How long have you been here?"* Great for breaking the ice, but rarely leading to something inspiring or meaningful. It’s exhausting. It feels like a performance. While the absence of authentic connection and meaningful conversations can sometimes leave us feeling a little lonely or like we don't belong. **Authentic You Me** *was born with a desire to change that.* \-\-\- \*\*\*𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗠𝗲, the home of mindful, intentional socials we baptised as 𝗦𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 - our own thoughtful, refreshing and carefully crafted way of changing how we meet and connect with others. Join me for a carefully and lovingly curated slow-friending evening that is all about embracing your authentic self, connecting on a deeper level with like-minded people, challenging your perspective and sparking curiosity through stimulating conversations – all in a welcoming, non-intimidating & hyggelige setting. Designed to suit both introverts & extroverts. . . **\*\*\*Please note that this is a mission-led PAID event. All funds go to cover admin costs, planning, hosting, materials and to raise awareness of the project\*\*\*** Please book your ticket by clicking [here](https://billetto.dk/en/e/come-meet-new-people-no-small-talk-just-meaningful-conversations-slow-friending-by-authentic-you-me-billetter-1870207?utm_source=organiser&utm_medium=share&utm_campaign=copy_link&utm_content=2) . . **What to expect** 🟡A welcoming, inclusive & non-intimidating atmosphere, suited to both introverts & extroverts 🟡A carefully curated and expertly facilitated experience that fosters authentic connection and fun interactions 🟡Thoughtful conversation prompts that feel engaging, spark fresh perspectives and are surprisingly easy to step into 🟡Opportunity to meet, mix and engage with various like-minded people throughout the evening 🟡 Walk away with new found friendships and brushing up on interpersonal skills that may help improve your relationships: in friendships, romance, or work . **Agenda** 17:00 Doors open for sign-in and pre-social 17:30 Official event kick-off & intro 17:40 Programme Part 1 19:15 Programme Part 2 20:00 Programme wrap-up **Who you will meet** \*A set of likeminded professionals, creatives and deep thinkers - internationals, globally-minded locals and repats, typically in their 30s-50s, and who are seeking authentic connection . . **No over-crowding. Intentionally limited to a few seats only. Don't delay in confirming your place.** . Come alone, with a partner or a friend. All nationalities and genders are welcome. **Exact address to be shared via email 24-48 hours before the event. Keep in eye on your inboxes incl. spam folders.** See you there! \*Please note that tickets are non-refundable #AuthenticYouMe #AYM #SlowFriending #SlowFriendingbyAYM #MeaningfulConnections #Meaningfulconversations #BelongingAbroad #RealTalkOnly #AYMCommunity #ExpatLife #MeetNewPeople #Authentic #IntentionalConnecting #LifeAbroad #EventsInCopenhagen #CPH #Copenhagen #ThingstodoCPH #Networking #NewinTown

Join Bien Contemporary for a unique evening of creativity where painting meets cocktails! Unleash your artistic side in a relaxed and social atmosphere, perfect for both beginners and experienced artists. Sip on delightful cocktails while our talented instructors guide you through a step-by-step painting session. Immerse yourself in the world of art as you create your very own masterpiece while mingling with fellow art enthusiasts. This event combines the perfect blend of artistic expression and socializing, making it an unforgettable experience. Don't miss out on this opportunity to unwind, unleash your creativity, and indulge in some delicious cocktails at Bien Contemporary's Painting & Cocktails Night! get tickets online here - https://biencontemporary.dk/event/

## **Modernizing Database Operations in 2026: Insights, Innovation & Best Practices.** We’re excited to bring the **Nordic Redgate Seminar** to **Copenhagen on 12 March 2026** where we’ll gather database leaders, decision makers, DBAs, and IT managers for a morning dedicated to the future of database operations. **Lunch** is also **included**, and a great opportunity to continue networking! This **Seminar** is designed to give you strategic clarity, fresh industry insight, and real‑world lessons from organisations that are already modernizing their database practices. If you're looking to understand where the database world is heading, and how high‑performing teams are adapting, this session is for you. \#\#\# What we will discuss: * **A clear understanding of who Redgate is** and how our solutions help modern data teams deliver secure, reliable, and high‑performing database operations. * **The key trends shaping the 2026 database landscape**, including AI‑assisted development, regulatory pressures, and rising security expectations. * **How leading organisations are modernizing their data operations**, with real examples of why they changed, what challenges they faced, and the value they achieved. * **Practical frameworks and insights** you can use to benchmark your own team and identify opportunities for improvement. * **Direct perspectives from experts and peers** on the challenges database teams are facing across the Nordics and how others are responding. * **Actionable takeaways** to help guide your 2026 strategy and strengthen your approach to database operations. * **Opportunities to network** with Redgate experts and fellow professionals facing similar priorities and pressures. ### **Who should attend this session?** * Developers * Database Professionals * Database Developers * Database Administrators * Database Managers * Data Analysts * Site Reliability Managers * DevOps Engineers * Platform Engineers * Senior Architects * **Anyone supporting or shaping database practices within their team.** ### **See full agenda below** and r**egister your interest via [this link](https://www.red-gate.com/hub/events/redgate-seminar-copenhagen-2)!** Seats are limited. Don’t miss this opportunity to learn practical techniques for reliable database releases and apply them immediately. [Register via this link](https://www.red-gate.com/hub/events/redgate-seminar-copenhagen-2)[.](https://www.red-gate.com/hub/events/redgate-seminar-oslo) Please note, your registration must be confirmed to attend this free educational event. Please don't hesitate to contact [[events@red-gate.com](mailto:events@red-gate.com)]([mailto:events@red-gate.com](http://mailto:events@red-gate.com/)) if you need further assistance.

Come join us for an afternoon run/jog/walk. It will be an A to B trail and there will be a car to shuttle bags from A to B. We are not a typical running club, so please read about the concept in “about us”. How it works: we don’t know in advance where the trail will go, but we know it will be fun! A member of the club, the 'hare', sets a trail, usually marked with flour. The rest of us, the 'pack', follows the hare's 'scent', i.e., the marks. There will be a 8-10 km trail for runners with shortcuts down to 5-6 km for walkers and those who need a slower pace. We have no set pace - run/walk as slow or as fast as you'd like. After the run we enjoy some refreshments and socialize. All happens outside, so you need spare warm clothes for after the trail! Come a few minutes before the start so that you can say hi and leave your bag in a designated bag car before we set off at 14:30. Don’t worry if there are few registrations on Meetup. We have existed for 44 years, and a lot of our members (anywhere from 20 to 50 people) just show up. Four-legged friends are welcome! We never cancel. See you there!

**Join MEETUP on Friday, March 13 for Copenhagen Afterwork English Comedy Special at Knock Knock Comedy Club!** **SHOWTIME: 18,00 (the show ends around 19.30)** ***So come straight from the office, skip seeing the family & start the weekend early to enjoy some drinks & a lovely line-up of comedians entertaining you in English!*** **Headliner Stephen Carlin (Scotland)** **Support: Ira Sylvester (UK), Julian Oakes (UK), Kaspar Tingleff (Denmark), Natalie Duggan (Isle of Man)** **& the lovely Adrian Mackinder (UK) is your MC host of the show!** Check out a clip of March 13 headliner Stephen Carlin here! **[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLBIOtxDp8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLBIOtxDp8)** **MEETUP MEMBERS INFO: THERE WILL BE A MEETUP MINGLE SIGN BEFORE THE SHOW TO MINGLE AROUND AND FIND EACH OTHER IN THE LOUNGE BAR BEFORE ENTERING THE COMEDY ROOM. ALSO NOTE: CLICKING AS ATTENDING HERE ON MEETUP DOES NOT EQUAL BEING ABLE TO SEE THE SHOW, YOU NEED A TICKET TOO. :) SEE TICKET LINK BELOW.** **Where**: Knock Knock Comedy Club, Vimmelskaftet 41, (Down the alley with 41 marked above it, on the STRØGET walking street between the Triumph clothing store and the Waffle place) THE SHOW IS FULLY IN ENGLISH Tickets: (price includes the billetto fee) Regular entry: 159 dkk JUST 70 SEATS IN TOTAL! BUY TICKETS VIA: **[https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343)** *IF THE SHOW SELLS OUT, THERE IS A CHANCE OF A FEW PEOPLE NOT TURNING UP, SO COME AROUND 10 MINUTES BEFORE SHOWTIME TO GRAB ANY DROP-IN TICKETS THAT MIGHT BECOME AVAILABLE - DOOR PRICE: 190 dkk* *Bar open from one hour before showtime - Come enjoy refreshing large beers and a selection of handcrafted mixed drinks from the nice-price comedy bar menu!* **Headliner bio - Fri, March 13** **Stephen Carlin (Scotland)** \- Stephen has earned critical acclaim\, accolades and a great fanbase with his original and insightful writing style and accomplished delivery\. He is a very enigmatic act\, using a unique pattern of delivery to amuse the audience with very unexpected and off\-the\-wall references\. With his sartorial elegance\, Carlin’s performance takes the audience into the mind of a passionate obsessive\. He was recently named by Stewart Lee as one of the top ten comedians in the world ever and has appeared on shows like ITV2's Comedy Cut and Milk Run on BBC Radio 1\. *“If this man isn’t a household name in five years' time, the world is even more lacking in justice than we could have feared.” The Scotsman.* *“The Sean Lock of his generation.” BBC Comedy Development* *“A delightfully off beat act who expertly applies twisted, convoluted logic to common-or-garden observations to produce genuinely original material…a definite tip for the top.” Chortle* **::::::::::** **OTHER UPCOMING SHOWS** **Tickets also available via the same link:** **[https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343)** **Fri, April 10** \- Headliner David Tsonos \(Canada\)\, feature support: Sharon Em \(Ireland\)\, support: Sandrine Kincaid \(NZ/FRA\) **Fri, May 8** \- Headliner Sarah Roberts \(UK\)\, feature support: Brian O'Grady \(Ireland\)\, support: David Duff \(Ireland\)\, Joe Eagan \(Canada\) **Fri, June 5** \- Headliner Nigel Williams \(UK\)\, feature support: Henrik Elmér \(Sweden\)\, support: Eliano Nasr \(Lebanon\) *Each show has a fun mix of a pro headliner comedian flown in with support acts made up of stars of tomorrow, semi-pros, rookies & stars of yesterday :) + an MC host guiding you through the evening from Canada or the UK! 3-4 comics in total each date! Different line-ups each date!* ***:::::::::::::*** **BOOK COMEDIANS OR QUIZMASTERS FOR XMAS EVENTS/PARTIES!** -->You can book 1-3 comedians to perform Stand-up for 25 - 60 minutes. Or a quizmaster for a Quiz & Games lasting 1 - 2.5 hours as you compete in teams against colleagues to win prizes. Welcome to Joe Eagan Comedy Productions - providing entertainment solutions for corporate events/parties, conferences, kick-offs, weddings & more! see: [www.joestandup.com](www.joestandup.com/denmark) ***The club's history and motto:*** *Established in March of 2010 when we started doing shows at The Dubliner on Amagertorv, Copenhagen English Comedy Nights now calls the lovely Knock Knock Comedy Club its home. The shows are all about enjoying great stand-up comedy in English in a lovely setting great for meeting expats and internationally-minded social Danish natives! Who knows what'll happen! Each show has a fun mix of a pro headline comedian with support acts made up of stars of tomorrow, semi-pros, rookies & stars of yesterday :) + an MC host guiding you through the evening from Canada, USA, Ireland or the UK!*

Booked pitch at Holmen. Pitch is booked until 14.30 💰 **Cost:** 10 kr Mobilepay: 9539SH Revolut: [revolut.me/frederwnn](https://revolut.me/frederwnn) Or bring Cash * Event begins at 12:45 * You must sign out no later than 9:00 * Spots are non-transferable (you cannot reserve a spot and send someone else in your place) * Members who follow the rules and attend regularly will be given priority **Be at the pitch at 12.45 sharp!** Minimum 14 players by midnight and we play! Otherwise the game is cancelled. We aim for 8v8. The game is naturally for everyone no matter gender, level or anything. We emphasise on having fun! That also means no risky tackles or foul language. Bring a white and a black t-shirt and a ball if you have one. **Last minute sign-off's** (Later than 9AM on the same day) or no-shows will be banned from the next game and be put in the no-show list. 3 Strikes and you're out for a full year - no exceptions. See the list here: [No-shows @ Football.xlsx](https://kpdk-my.sharepoint.com/:x:/g/personal/hems_kp_dk/ETJW3_gniv1BmbKjidmn31wB9SFCobvhySRDW5fXSdc9Lg?e=lCafbH)

We're continuing with Saturday evening Football / soccer ⚽ The field is not booked and the event is for free 🆓 Usually the field is available at 6 PM, but if it's booked by a local club, we must move. Last minute sign-offs will be banned 🟥 for future games if it happens more than once and no reason is given. The game is for all levels, genders 👦👨 and people wanting to have fun. We keep it friendly and respectful. Everyone who can should bring a ball and a pump. Also don't forget to bring a black and a white T-shirt as we do not have bibs.

It is Sunday again! So it is time for us to gather at Bastard Cafe playing games, enjoying a good drink, and having fun in the lovely atmosphere of the Cafe. Everybody is welcome, whether you are new to board games or you are an experienced player. We play everything from Codenames, Ticket to Ride, Carcassonne, The Resistance, Secret Hitler to more medium-long games like Terraforming Mars, Pandemic, Power Grid, 7 Wonders and Catan. You are welcome to come and play for a few hours or even stay longer if you feel like it! So girls and guys, come and join us for fun and games at Bastard Cafe! :D **FAQ** **Q**: *How can I find you?* **A**: Sometimes we got white flags saying 'Meetup' on the tables, and at other times we simply write the table number in the comment sections. But if you have any trouble finding us you are always welcome to write (chat or comment) and we will gently guide you to our table! :) **Q**: *What language do you speak?* **A**: Since our group is a mix of natives and internationals we primarily speak English. **Q**: *What games do you play?* **A**: All sorts of games! Social deduction games, strategy games, deckbuilding games, dice games, card games, dexterity games, you name it! If there is any game you want to play feel free to put a comment below, or bring it to the table to see if people are interested! **Q**: *For how long do you play?* **A**: As long as people want. We don't have a minimum or maximum time. The timer set from 1:30 pm to 8 pm are merely guiding times. Some leave after a few hours, others play until the cafe close...xD **Q**: *I am going to be 15 minutes late, can I still show up?* **A**: Of course! You are always welcome! Just be aware that people might have already started games if you show up a bit later. **Q**: *What is the average age in the group?* **A**: In general, we are a very mixed age-group but most people are probably in their 20's and 30's. Though by default, anyone no matter the age, gender, or otherwise, is welcome! **Q**: How does visiting the cafe work? **A**: A membership of the cafe cost 150 dkk a year and gives you access to all their games. Else you need a day ticket costing 30 dkk to play all games. There are also free games, but it is required you buy at least one drink from the bar to play them. For more details on the café check out their site: [Bastard Café](https://bastardcafe.dk/)

We play as many or as few hanchans as time permits. Most weekends we're in the room on the ground floor.

Let’s kick back for a cozy evening of board games, drinks, and good company at Bastard Café—Copenhagen’s favorite spot for game lovers! Whether you’re fiercely competitive or just here for the vibes, this is a relaxed night to connect with fellow LGBTQ+ folks and allies over games, laughter, and casual drinks. No pressure, no expectations—just a safe, friendly space to unwind and meet new people. What to expect: • A huge selection of board games (from classics to quirky new ones) • Drinks, snacks, and a super chill atmosphere • A welcoming crowd—come solo or bring a friend • Open to all LGBTQ+ folks and allies New to board games? No worries! We’ll have easy games to jump into, and someone around to help explain the rules. **When:** 7:00 pm **Where:** Bastard Café, Rådhusstræde 13, 1466 København K https://maps.app.goo.gl/YCQgSidwJyVzwPQz7?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy **Cost :** The table costs some money which we pay upfront so around ***55DKK*** per person for a drink and a seat at the table Come for the games, stay for the good vibes! PS: *If you’re new or coming alone, just drop a message—we’ll make sure to save you a seat. Contact +4591652695 on whatsapp for more details*

Back By POPULAR DEMAND The BEST Saint Patrick’s bar crawl in Columbus! We will begin our crawl at BODEGA 7:30pm 1044 North High St. 8:30pm we will be found at GOOD NIGHT JOHN BOY. 906 North High St. 9:30pm LINCOLN SOCIAL ROOFTOP. 711 North High St., 9th floor. 10:30pm BROTHERS BAR & GASWERKS. 477 North Park St. They have $1 shots that we MUST avail ourselves of Wear GREEN! Of course. BEST DRESSED will win BRAGGING RIGHTS

Celebrate the first day of Spring with us! Join us at select [#MarketDistrict](https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/marketdistrict?__eep__=6&__cft__%5B0%5D=AZXglupYTNnuPXhU3gU2DI9GInOg8OWWSvEJTry0VDGnMwh3tC6LxAkyc13s7j-hzoCa7zpemBLJbwdOAIfL-4l-h-eX3x7UFBl6CgHm1ijsL9C9hR_jWvIa_CNOjxBCQzMpVcaRfKr1LrRukr4nY0KHoqN2w3gXLadSqHBf6hPcBx13ltDk2suI8GhnjfjDOUs&__tn__=*NK-R) (*we are meeting at Grandview Yard*) locations for Flights & Bites on the third Friday of the month from 5-8pm. *We'll meet about 5:30pm til 7:00pm. Feel free to join us anytime before 6:45pm.* **Cost: $15.00 per person *(covers 4 wine or beer samples paired with gourmet appetizers)*** **Meet**: The staff will set aside tables for our group, just behind the bar. Feel free to brings cards if you want to play after your tasting. Sometimes, we head to a venue to hear live music afterwards.

**We are expanding our creative programming opportunities with Queer Quills, a quiet writing and sharing space. Queer Quills features some prompts, supplies and friendly faces to help get some inspiration or feedback for your writing. Hope to see you there!**