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Let's celebrate the bank holiday together by eating some delicious Georgian/Kazakh food at Brasserie Favorite! I only discovered this place recently, and I'm obsessed! I have yet to meet a plate there I don't like. It's a small menu, but there's something for everyone on it. The staff are great, portions are generous, and the central location is hard to beat. I've booked a table for 8 of us at 18:30. As always, the PayPal fee is simply a deposit to secure your seat and fight against no-shows. When you arrive I will reimburse your money and we will all pay our own way at the end as usual. If you ghost us, we reserve the right to buy dumplings with your money! Thanks for understanding :)

### 🚀 Première Édition : Lieu, Parking et... Mission Secrète ! 🤫 Salut la team ! Vous êtes prêts pour le **3 avril** ? On lance ce club en beauté et j'ai hâte de tous vous rencontrer. Pour cette première, on ne fait pas les choses à moitié ! #### 📍 Le QG : La Tradizione On se retrouve à **La Tradizione** (1, rue Jean Fischbach, à Leudelange). C’est beau, c’est bon, et l’ambiance est top ! #### 🚗 Le luxe total : Parking Privé Oubliez la galère du stationnement ! Le restaurant a un **parking privé** juste devant l'entrée. Vous sortez de la voiture, et hop, vous y êtes. Zéro stress, 100% plaisir ! #### 🥂 Zéro pression (Boire ou manger, c'est vous qui voyez !) J'ai briefé l'équipe : **aucune obligation de dîner**. On est là pour prendre un verre, discuter et rire. Une petite faim ? La carte est dispo. Juste envie d'un cocktail ? Vous êtes les bienvenus ! #### 🎭 Votre "Mission Secrète" (Le Code) Pour qu'on se reconnaisse dès le parking et qu'on se sente comme des VIP : 👉 **Munissez-vous d'un simple MOUCHOIR BLANC !** Tenez-le en main en sortant de votre voiture. C'est notre code secret qui permettra : 1. **À moi de vous repérer** pour vous accueillir (et vous dévoiler une petite surprise... 🤫). 2. **Au personnel** de vous escorter directement jusqu'à notre table "Privilège". *** ### ❓ Foire Aux Questions (FAQ) * **Est-ce que je peux venir seul(e) ?** Oui ! C'est le but. Avec le coup du mouchoir, je vous repère tout de suite pour vous présenter au groupe. * **Quelle langue parle-t-on ?** On mixe ! Français, Anglais... l'essentiel est de partager. * **Y a-t-il des frais ?** L'entrée est gratuite, vous payez simplement vos consommations. * **En retard ?** Pas de souci, rejoignez-nous quand vous pouvez ! Alors, préparez vos mouchoirs (pour rire, promis !) et à très vite ! **Cécile**

**\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*** **This is a TICKETED EVENT. Please buy your tickets online at - [TICKETS](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1985225919165?aff=oddtdtcreator)** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* In **“Let’s Talk About It,”** Sundeep Bhardwaj tackles the topics most people are told to avoid in polite society: politics, colonization, religion, immigration, identity, and the very normal experience of opening social media and immediately regretting it. Known for his **sharp storytelling**, Sundeep mixes big global issues with **ridiculous personal stories from his own life**—growing up in India, moving across Europe, surviving married life, and discovering that the quickest way to upset strangers on the internet is to have opinions. A lot of opinions. If you’ve seen him online, you know he doesn’t exactly stay neutral. His clips have racked up **over 500 million views online**, mostly from people either laughing… or typing in all caps. From roasting Zionists, to colonial history, to the political circus around Donald Trump and his multiverse of clowns and dimwits, Sundeep has built a reputation for saying the quiet part out loud—and sometimes the part people didn’t even know they were thinking. Naturally, this has gone very well. Zionist activists keep trying to get his shows cancelled across Europe. Some shows did get cancelled. Which was terrible. Because it forced him to **book even more shows.** Tragic. Born in India and now based in Luxembourg, Sundeep has performed **sold-out runs at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe**, toured comedy clubs and theatres **all over Europe**, opened for comedy giants **Bassem Youssef** and **Russell Peters**, and even managed to get himself killed on a show on Netflix. “Let’s Talk About It” is fearless stand-up about the world we’re living in, the arguments we’re having online, and the absurd real-life situations that happen when you refuse to keep your opinions to yourself. Come laugh. Come disagree. Come see why trying to cancel a comedian is usually the **best marketing campaign they never paid for**. *Warning: Contains global politics, personal trauma, internet drama, and jokes that may cause spontaneous side-eye between audience members.* You can find him on Instagram at @thesundeep and on Tiktok at @thesunnydeep

(CHANGE OF VENUE...AGAIN!!!! But don't worry, it's still within walking distance) As Kornerhaus will be closed this Friday, the venue is now going to be Old Fashioned! NOTE bring cash as this venue may restrict card payments for small purchases. Newcomers absolutely welcome. It helps a lot if you are added to the WhatsApp group so you can find out where everyone is :-D Otherwise, drop a message on this page to check in!

**⚡ AI & Coffee – In-Person Meetup in Luxembourg** Since the community has been growing, we’re hosting the next event in Luxemboug City 🇱🇺! Based on the great feedbacks, feel free to bring also your laptops if you’d like to show your work. People were very open to sharing approaches and projects, which sparked some truly deep conversations. Looking forward to meeting you all again, and also welcoming those who couldn’t make it last time. AI is moving so fast that it’s hard to keep up alone. The best way to make sense of it is by meeting others, exchanging ideas, and hearing fresh perspectives. That’s what this meetup is about. ☕ We’ll gather in a local café for open conversations about: * AI news and trends (what’s real, what’s hype) * Sharing projects, ideas, and feedback * Supporting each other and creating new stories * Building connections with like-minded people 👥 **Who’s welcome?** Developers, entrepreneurs, investors, mentors, students, researchers, creatives — and anyone simply curious about AI. 💡 **What to expect** * Casual atmosphere, no commitment, no pressure * The host will share small icebreakers and sparks of AI news * The rest is up to you: meet, talk, connect, and exchange 🎉 The only cost is your own coffee or drink. Bring your curiosity and an open mind — and let’s build one of the most exciting AI communities in the area.

Sing your heart out, enjoy great vibes, and party late into the night! This is a karaoke + party night — dinner is optional and paid individually directly to the venue. 🎶 Karaoke & party access 🍽️ Dinner: 👉 Ordered and paid individually at Big Beer Company (menu available at the bar) 🎙 KARAOKE NIGHT 📅 Saturday, April 4th 🕤 22:00 – 01:00 • DJ T. 🎉 AFTER PARTY 🕐 01:00 – 03:00 • DJ T. Come to sing 🎤, come to cheer 🍻, or come just for the party — all voices and vibes welcome. 🔥 Who’s brave enough to grab the mic?

We are happy to extend our invitation to one and all to join the Luxembourg Shivyog Forum events every Sunday from 9.00 am to 11.15 am. Shivyog Forum is a platform of positive and like-minded people, interested in spiritual growth, self-healing and self-awareness. Every week, through virtual videos, Avdhoot Baba Shivanand ji blesses and shares the Divine sacred secrets and knowledge through discourses, guided sacred meditations, chanting of Mantras and Bhajans for overall life transformation. This helps the Forum members to progress in their spiritual journey, in establishing deeper connection with one’s inner being, in ability to forgive and love others, in improved emotional and physical health, mental peace, healthy relationship leading to the awakening and purification of the body mind and soul. If you wish to get connected with the Avdhoota and practice deep healing meditations, kriyas and bhajans that can change your life, you are warmly welcome to become a member and join us! Yearly membership fee is a nominal US$ 50 to be paid directly to India to the Shivyog Ashram but your are welcome to attend the first Forum event free.

Want to practise French 🇫🇷 German 🇩🇪 English 🇬🇧 Luxembourgish 🇱🇺 — or ANY language you can find a partner for? Then join our crew of friendly expats & locals for a night of chats, laughs & global energy 🎉 In Luxembourg, speaking multiple languages is basically a superpower 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ — but this meetup is all about connection, not perfection. Beginners, pros & “I understand but can’t speak” people — all welcome 😄 Don’t feel like practising a language? 😎 No worries — you’re STILL totally welcome! come hang out, meet people & enjoy the international vibes anyway 🥂✨ Come for the languages — stay for the laughter, friendships & drinks 🍹 ✨ What You’ll Find ✔ Super chill atmosphere 😌 ✔ Expats from everywhere 🌍 ✔ Zero pressure — just vibes ✨ ✔ “How do you say…?” moments 🤔😂 ✔ Old friends & new — ❤️ 🍹 AFTER-EXCHANGE APÉRO 🤩 Languages warm-up… Drinks cool-down… Balance restored 😌🍺 Most weeks we wander to another bar afterwards for beer, bites & bonus socialising. Just follow the organisers — they know the 🔥 hotspots 😉 🪧 HOW IT WORKS ➡️ Sit with the group for the language you want to practise ➡️ Look for the table signs 📍 ➡️ Switch groups anytime — totally chill ➡️ Rare language? Post in the group & find your match 💫 ➡️ Luxembourgish shows up too 🇱🇺 ⚠️ By attending, you agree organisers can’t be held liable for regulation violations (or accidental grammar crimes 😜)

**What we will do together** **1.** Cycle from Luxembourg gare **(front of Police station)** to Remerschen Youth Hostel (about 32km). **2.** Have a meal at the Youth hostel **(warm dining area inside the Youth Hostel).** Those who wish to do a shorter ride can take the **bus** from Remerschen back to Lux gare. **3.** Cycle from Remerschen to Wasserbilling gare (about 36km). If we maintain an average speed of about 18km/hour and have a total stop time of 90 minutes (including 1 hour meal at the youth hostel), we can finish the ride in 5 hours. **Getting home from the finishing point (Wasserbillig gare)** There are trains from Wasserbillig to Luxembourg Gare every 30 minutes. Also, there are buses going from Wasserbillig to other directions. **What to bring** 1\. Your bike in tip top condition\. 2\. Energy snacks\. 3\. Lots of fluids to stay hydrated\. 4. **Packed food** for the meal at the Youth hostel. **ALTERNATIVELY,** you can **order food** at Remerschen Youth hostel, if we get there before 14:00h. They close the kitchen at 2pm. I will email the Youth hostel to book a table for us. **Disclaimer** If you decide to participate in this event, you are responsible for your own property and health. This distance (68km) requires ***high exercise tolerance/endurance/fitness.*** The organizer will **NOT BE RESPONSIBLE** for damages to the property or the health (including cycling injuries) of the participants. The organizer will be responsible for navigating the cycle route from the start point to the finish point. **Weather conditions.** Updated on 28/03/2026 (https://www.bbc.com/weather/2960316) 13 degree Celsius. Cloudy, with **50**% chance of rain. Total rain forecast is **0**mm. **If the forecast becomes worse**, the organizer **may** cancel the event 6 hours before the start time or earlier. The **terrain is 99% tarmac** (paved), 37km of which is cycle path. **Komoot route:** https://www.komoot.com/tour/2834354536?share_token=aHwO8zks4JjLNxG2riMsreywtMwEBuB4sVLaMy137U1sgsBfWt&ref=wtd Want to **join our WhatsApp group?** Use this link: [https://chat.whatsapp.com/LmB9eTUkPb918blGeGaqZy?mode=ac_t](https://chat.whatsapp.com/LmB9eTUkPb918blGeGaqZy?mode=ac_t)

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

We are excited to host Guided Meditations on Sundays at 6 pm in our Ashram/Gallery/Home! !! !! Everyone wants to know what kind of God we worship and what kind of meditation we do. We worship the GOD that LOVES US! We understand that god is an energy and it lives in us as us. Our meditations guide others to actually experience that energy! xoxo We don't just talk about peace, love and affection, we experience it :) Also we are a home not a business, so we enjoy building community one friend at a time. We always build in time for people to mingle & develop friendships! xoxo Much Love, Frank Tennyson Namaste, Frank Tennyson http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/a/f/9/9/600_447824953.jpeg

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

Rev. Steven Clevenger is an ordained spiritualist minister with over 40 years experience as a Spiritual Healer, Clairvoyant and Spiritual Teacher, educated and trained at the White Lily Chapel. Rev. Siobhan Wolf Shaffer is an ordained spiritualist minister and certified medium and healer with over 20 years experience. She began her development in 1988 in Pennsylvania and continued when she moved to Ohio in 1998 where she studied at Rays of Lights Church with Rev. Steven Clevenger. Our full worship services consist of an inspirational lecture, healing meditation, and messages from the spirit world that serve to demonstrate evidence of eternal life. Please visit our Official Church Website (http://raysoflightchurch.com) for more information.

Come out to Improving for our monthly iOS and Mac meetings. This Month's Presentation: Nothing yet. (You should volunteer). What is Cocoaheads (http://cocoaheads.org/)? CocoaHeads is a group devoted to discussion of Apple Computer's Cocoa Framework for programming on MacOS X and iOS (including the iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch). During monthly meetings, members present on their projects and offer tutorials on various programming topics. What is BuckeyeCocoa (http://buckeyecocoa.org/)? BuckeyeCocoa is a group of Objective-C/Swift developers/enthusiasts. We host monthly Cocoaheads and near-weekly NSCoder meetings in Columbus, Ohio. The meetings are free to attend. Presentations! Presenters welcome! We are always in need of people willing to present material. Any Swift and/or Objective-C related topic is welcome. Times can be 5 minutes (i.e. lightning talks) to a maximum of 2 hours. Interested? Contact info is on the BuckeyeCocoa website. To volunteer for a presentation contact us at @BuckeyeCocoa on Twitter. Follow us on Twitter! @BuckeyeCocoa (https://twitter.com/#!/Buckeyecocoa/) For more information: http://buckeyecocoa.org/

We'll meet at The Capital One Café, 167 Easton Town Center, Space A-103. This is in the main mall where the Microsoft store used to be, on your left if you're standing at the bottom of the AMC Theater escalator. Join us on Saturday for an hour of uninterrupted wordmaking! • What we'll do Join us for an hour of writing! We’ve discovered that it’s strikingly helpful to write with other writers. See if it’s true for you at 10AM on Saturday mornings. Be it a book, blog, script, essay, dissertation, resume, melody, poem or just plain work stuff, you are invited to write it with us. No one will see what you've written or give you unsolicited advice. Instead of just thinking about writing, come and get some real writing done. SCHEDULE: 10:00 - SESSION 1: quick intros. 10:10 - timer starts: write for 1 hour. 11:10 - chat / take off / keep writing. OPTIONAL SOCIALIZING happens at 11A-11:30ish. Writing is very solitary. Connecting (and sometimes even commiserating) with other writers is a cool thing. BEING LATE IS OKAY: just show up and get settled, then check-in with me after the session. (I’ll be the person with the Shut Up & Write! sign.) If you were on time, please be willing to make room for the friendly latecomer. Happy writing and I look forward to seeing you! • What to bring Whatever you need to be able to write! Bring earbuds/earplugs if you want to block noise or the occasional conversation by other patrons. Electrical outlets are limited, so charge your devices before whenever possible. See you at The Café on Saturday!

AI is changing how art is made. But when does it stop being your work and start being the machine’s? This month we're going to be doing a panel with with digital image, music, and written word artists, talking about at what point, while using AI in the creation process, does the work become not the artist creation? We encourage audience participation during this event that will be moderated by Chris Slee. Whether you’re deep in the field or just getting curious, come connect with others building and exploring AI in Columbus. Sponsored by [Transform Labs](https://www.transformlabs.com/services)