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A relaxed evening of movement, fresh air, and connection. We’ll go for an easy run together (around 5–6 km at a comfortable pace), followed by some light stretching, gentle movement, and relaxation. No pressure, no performance, no specific level required. The intention is simply to move, enjoy being outdoors, and feel good in our bodies. After the run, we’ll slow down with a few minutes of stretching, breathing, and presence. Please bring: • water • a yoga mat or something comfortable to sit on 📍 Meeting point: Glacis (between the theatre and the public toilets) 🕕 Thursday at 18:00 As always, everyone is welcome. Come as you are and move at your own pace 🌿 💬 WhatsApp group for updates + community: https://chat.whatsapp.com/FXXDRxOGXXtKGnMErWo48M

**Weekly stand-up comedy open mic night, featuring short sets from multiple comedians. FREE ENTRY!** Every Thursday at 9pm at Updown Bar ! Free tickets https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-open-mic-luxembourg-tickets-1216566646589 If you want to go on stage, just show up, sign up and go up ! Follow us on instagram for the most recent events ! https://www.instagram.com/luxembourgcomedy/

Two hours that can transform your life Join Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar, one of the most authentic voices in spirituality today, for an unforgettable evening of wisdom and meditation. In just two hours, you’ll discover timeless insights about the mind, happiness, relationships, and the deeper meaning of life – not from a book, but through a living master. This is more than an event. It’s an inner journey where clarity replaces confusion, peace flows naturally, and joy arises from within. An experience that might change the way you see yourself and life forever. 400 people registered already Registration: https://www.events-artofliving.eu/gurudev-luxembourg

**Brace yourself, Luxembourg: SMUT SLAM IS BACK.** Luxembourg's only community dirty storytelling open mic returns on Thursday, June 18 with the theme of "TERRA INCOGNITA." When you don't have a map, when the map is wrong, when you don't know where you're going, but holy shit, you're enjoying the ride... these are the times that make ASTONISHING stories, and we want to hear! Thursday 18 June \* doors at 18:30, slam at 19:30 Location: Rocas café-théatre, 33 Rue des Capucins, 1313 Ville-Haute Luxembourg Tickets: €15/adv, €20/door, available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/smut-slam-luxembourg-terra-incognita-tickets-1983260725217 Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, special prizes, amazing guest judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions! Prizes from the Smut Slam Armoire of Mystery and Uberlube 18:30 -> arrive early to secure a seat and enjoy a lovely drink 19:30-22:00 -> a good old-fashioned Smut Slam (with one intermission) SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky six to eight names will be drawn at random. RULES: - no notes - no costumes or props - only five minutes AND - the story must be real and have happened to you. IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination. All activities depicted must be CONSENSUAL! NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking in the front row. WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams! \*\*\* Smut Slam Luxembourg encourages attendees to test before coming to the show, and to wear a mask indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around. \*\* As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community! EVENT LANGUAGE: English SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, event producer, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, writing grant applications, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art. Read about the Smut Slam worldwide network at http://www.smutslam.com PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/document/d/120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXpUT21mwsDCryMsRhAj74nJjs/edit?usp=sharing Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you! ACCESSIBILITY NOTES: coming soon

L’ASTM et le CITIM,, ont le plaisir de vous inviter à une conférence intitulée : ### «Enseigner en 2026 : mission impossible face à des publics dont l'attention est de plus en plus volatile ? » Jeudi 18 juin à 12h30 à L’Altrimenti (Salle Rheinsheim) 5 avenue Marie-Thérèse, Luxembourg Centre (Plan d’accès [ici](https://map.geoportail.lu/addresses/Luxembourg/Avenue%20Marie-Th%C3%A9r%C3%A8se/5/?lang=fr)) Alors que les algorithmes de recommandation saturent notre quotidien, tant privé que professionnel, les études convergent : la "guerre de l’attention" fragilise nos facultés de concentration et favorise l’apathie. Si ce phénomène nous touche tous, il est particulièrement délétère pour les jeunes, dont le cerveau est encore en plein développement. Pourtant, rien n'est une fatalité. Des méthodes de transmission existent pour reconquérir ce précieux "temps de cerveau disponible". Jean Lou Fourquet, spécialiste de ces enjeux, nous proposera des pistes pour réinsuffler le goût de l’apprentissage et apprendre à apprivoiser la frustration nécessaire à tout effort intellectuel. Au-delà du savoir pur, il s'agit de remettre au centre de l'éducation des valeurs de solidarité, de sobriété et de lenteur, en opposition au culte de l'immédiateté et de l'individualisme. Avec l'intervention de : Jean-Lou Fourquet, formateur et co-auteur de l’ouvrage [La dictature des algorithmes](https://www.tallandier.com/livre/la-dictature-des-algorithmes/) co-écrit avec Lê Nguyên Hoang, qui analyse comment les algorithmes de recommandation favorisent les contenus clivants et sensationnels et comment nous pouvons bâtir un système de recommandation favorable à l’intérêt général. Entrée libre, mais inscription nécessaire sur : [events@citim.lu](mailto:events@citim.lu)

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Hallo liebe Java User Group Mitglieder! Diesmal haben wir zwei Bonner Kollegen zu Gast: * Martin Stoller: **Backend-Performance in Hochlast-Systemen: Lösungsansätze aus dem Data Engineering** * Andreas Monschau: **Zehn goldene Regeln, um dein Softwareprojekt zuverlässig zu ruinieren** Wir freuen uns euch zu sehen (virtuell oder vor Ort). Dank an [codecentric](https://www.codecentric.de/standorte/nuernberg) für Location, Bier und Pizza! ================= Viele Hochlast-Systeme beginnen als kleine, unscheinbare Prototypen - gebaut mit bewährten Mitteln wie relationalen Datenbanken, objektorientierter Business-Logik und klassischen Request-Response-Architekturen. Doch was passiert, wenn diese Systeme plötzlich nicht mehr Tausende, sondern Millionen von Requests bedienen oder Terabytes an Daten verarbeiten müssen? In der Praxis zeigt sich häufig: Klassische Optimierungen wie Caching, horizontale Skalierung oder effizientere Algorithmen stoßen irgendwann an ihre Grenzen, weil sie innerhalb desselben Paradigmas bleiben. Dieser Vortrag zeigt, warum echte Skalierbarkeit oft ein Umdenken erfordert. Anhand eines durchgehenden Praxisbeispiels wird schrittweise demonstriert, wie sich ein System von einer latenzoptimierten Request-Response-Architektur hin zu einem durchsatzoptimierten, analytischen System entwickelt. Dabei werden zentrale Konzepte aus dem Data Engineering greifbar gemacht - darunter Precomputation, Batch Processing, deklarative Verarbeitung und Denormalisierung - und in den Kontext klassischer Backend-Entwicklung eingeordnet. Die Teilnehmenden lernen, typische Grenzen traditioneller Architekturen zu erkennen und erhalten ein alternatives Denkmodell, um High-Throughput-Systeme gezielt und nachhaltig zu skalieren. ================= Softwareprojekte sind chaotisch, anstrengend und voller Überraschungen. Und ganz ehrlich: So soll es auch bleiben. Ordnung würde ja nur den Spaß verderben. Trotzdem gibt es immer wieder Menschen, die glauben, man könnte Projekte wirklich zu Erfolg führen… unglaublich, oder? Damit dir so etwas nicht passiert, zeige ich dir in diesem Vortrag, wie du ein Softwareprojekt in 10 einfachen Schritten zuverlässig an die Wand fährst. Die „goldenen Anti-Pattern für maximalen Projektschaden“ entstammen jedoch nicht meiner Fantasie, nein, sie werden in der Realität täglich mit beeindruckender Konsequenz praktiziert. Und das Beste: Sie wirken nachhaltig. Manche dieser Muster entfalten ihre volle Zerstörungskraft erst Monate später. Nachdem du alle Regeln kennengelernt hast, kannst du selbst entscheiden: Möchtest du sie weiterhin anwenden, oder vielleicht doch etwas verändern? Solltest du allerdings inspiriert sein, eines dieser Anti-Pattern künftig noch konsequenter zu leben… dann sollten wir uns nach dem Talk dringend unterhalten. ================= Dein Vortrag bei der Java Usergroup Nürnberg! Hast du dich in letzter Zeit in deinem Projekt oder privat mit einem interessanten Thema beschäftigt? Vermutlich ist das nicht nur für dich selbst interessant! Hast du Lust, selber einmal einen Vortrag bei der Java-Usergroup Nürnberg zu halten? Wir sind nicht nur auf Java-Themen fokussiert, sondern beschäftigen uns gern mit und um alles über Software Entwicklung und IT. Wir wollen bei der JUG nicht nur bekannten Speaker\*innen eine Plattform geben und die neuesten State-of-the-Art Technologien vorstellen. Wir freuen uns auch besonders, wenn wir Themen aus unserem technologischen (Arbeits-)alltag Raum geben zu können. Melde dich gerne bei uns, wenn du dazu Lust hast, wir geben wenn gewünscht gerne auch Hilfestellung bei der Vorbereitung!

Hello Friends! This time, we're going to explore a forest I've seen many times from the balcony of a dear friend during his legendary house parties, and I've always wondered whether there's a good hiking trail. Today I looked that place up, and indeed, there's one: Bertrange Autopedestre. No idea whether it's a new AP or whether I just did not see it before, but let's check it out, hiking boots on the ground! 🥾🥾 I've added an experimental part, to get to an adequate distance. After around 8km, there is a spot that looks suitable for our lunch break. 8km, Beatrice, not before! **Meeting Point:** We will meet near the bus stop "City Concorde", in Bertrange/Helfent, and we will start right after the bus arrives. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Lug56zn6Ywy8zEYc9 **Public Transport:** You can take Bus 6 from "Hamilius", leaving at 10:36, towards "Bertrange Gemeng". **Carpool:** If you can offer a seat or look for one, here's the link to the carpool: https://groupcarpool.com/t/sy9f4d There should be plenty of parking available on the City Concorde parking lot. **Please note:** It's tick season. Be careful, use some repellent product, and check yourself after the hike. As usual, the hike is at your own risk, and please take enough water for yourself. Looking forward to hiking with you! Jens

Hello everyone! This Saturday I'm gonna do a very beautiful hike in Steinfort that I found on All Trails app and wanted to see if there are people that would like to join me :) Please pay attention: This is a hike for for people that can maintain an average speed of 6 km/h, so that we finish the 17.2 km in around 3 hours. So, please join me only if you know you can keep this pace! Other than that, it is an easy terrain with an elevation gain of 412 m. Public Transportation: We take bus 812 from Kirchberg, Gare routiere Luxexpo at 08:20 (direction Eischen Denn Mairie) and we get off at Steinfort, Gemeng. The bus is to arrive at 09:02 and so we can start the hike shortly after. Carpooling: For those coming by car and would like to offer some seat to fellow hikers, you can use this link to register your car: https://groupcarpool.com/t/qnv875 Disclaimer: The hike is at your own risk. Please come prepared (hiking shoes, at least 1.5 litres of water, suncream, hat, sunglasses,...) And I repeat, please join this hike if you know you can keep an average pace of 6 km/h :)

⚡ **Circle** by **AI & Coffee — Luxembourg's In-Person AI Community** AI is moving faster than any of us can keep up with alone. The best way to make sense of it — and stay ahead of it — is by getting in the same room as people who are just as obsessed with it as you are. That is exactly what AI & Coffee is about. We are bringing together Luxembourg's most curious, creative and driven minds for an afternoon of open, honest and energising conversations about artificial intelligence — not in theory, but in practice. No slides. No pitches. No pressure. Just real people, real ideas and real connections over great coffee. ☕🤖 *** 📅 **Sunday 21 June \| 15:00 – 17:00** 📍 Chiche! [Mudam Café](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=7dbb87c75a549eac&rlz=1CAPCKE_enLU1164LU1164&biw=1920&bih=945&sxsrf=ANbL-n7bvy0m1rshxGfl2n8TFxFBKsnWEA:1780081804997&q=Mudam+Caf%C3%A9&si=AL3DRZGNtcdgKOqVhotcr-UG2kkYpwR2WO4qu3O00NmpwBmLnerIxG48JF9_S1_KvvL2qjy7grXOW3UTNGzd1LmwY21DLstQ9d5-MnPbepsCZ1AjUSoNPxc%3D&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjEs6G9md-UAxUigf0HHVMgMvUQ_coHegQIGBAB), [Mudam Luxembourg – Musée d'Art Moderne Grand-Duc Jean, 3 Park Drai Eechelen, 1499 Clausen Lëtzebuerg](https://www.google.com/maps/place//data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x47954f3172826fc1:0xd67dc5ddecab9ab2?sa=X&ved=1t:8290&ictx=111) *** ☕ **What we will talk about** AI & Coffee is an open conversation — guided by curiosity and driven by the people in the room. Expect discussions around: * What is actually happening in AI right now — the real breakthroughs, the real hype * Tools, projects and experiments people are building and testing * Practical AI use cases across industries — finance, marketing, tech, healthcare and more * Ideas, feedback and fresh perspectives from people at different stages of their AI journey Feel free to bring your laptop if you want to show something you are working on. Some of the best conversations at our last event started with someone sharing their screen. 💡 *** 👥 **Who is this for?** Developers and engineers building with AI Founders and entrepreneurs exploring AI for their business Investors and mentors looking to understand what is coming Researchers and students at the forefront of AI Creatives experimenting with AI tools Corporate professionals curious about AI's impact on their industry And anyone who simply cannot stop thinking about where AI is heading If AI excites, challenges or intrigues you — you belong here. *** ✨ **What to expect** A warm, welcoming and relaxed atmosphere where everyone has a seat at the table. Our host will kick things off with a few conversation sparks and the latest AI highlights — then the rest is yours. Meet, talk, connect and exchange freely. No commitment. No agenda. No pressure. Just the kind of afternoon that leaves you energised, inspired and already looking forward to the next one. *** 🎉 **The only cost is your own coffee or drink.** Bring your curiosity, your ideas and an open mind — and let's keep building one of the most exciting AI communities in Luxembourg. 🇱🇺 👉 Register now — spots are limited and they go fast!

Join a relaxed women's Pilates session in the park 🧘‍♀️🌳 A free, community-led session focused on strength, stretching, and wellbeing - suitable for all levels ✨ 10:30 by the ‚Bonne Nouvelle' *I finished a teacher course and currently working towards my Pilates certification

Meet like-minded ladies and gents in a secure, comfortable space designed to make genuine and meaningful connections easy. Whether you come solo or with a friend, you’re sure to have a great time meeting new people! **You will need to buy a ticket for attending -** [https://lux20thjune.eventbrite.co.uk](https://lux20thjune.eventbrite.co.uk) TICKETS:- Early Bird - €5 / person Regular Ticket - €10 / person Cash at meetup: If you do not purchase a ticket in advance then you can pay Anny cash of €15 when you attend. **Here’s how your evening will flow:-** **7:00 PM – Welcome** Arrive at 7:00 PM and be welcomed by your host, Anny, who will guide the evening and help with introductions. Feeling shy? Come a little early and she’ll ease you into small-group conversations. You’re also welcome to bring a lady friend along for free. **7:30 – 8:30 PM \| Fast Friending** Chat with a new attendee every 3 minutes, ensuring you meet a variety of like-minded ladies and gentlemen. **After 8:30 PM \| Open Mingling** Reconnect with those you enjoyed speaking to and continue meaningful conversations at your own pace \- We are not a close knit tight group\. Our evenings are warm and comfortable for members attending for the first time and those coming alone\. You will not feel alone\! \- We have many groups in this city\. Members of our other groups who RSVP are included as guests of the organisers in order to give you an indication of expected people\. \- This evening is for ladies and gents in the 21 to 45 age group\. While some will be at the younger end of this range there will also be others at the other end of the range and lots in\-between\! You will naturally gel with others of your own age range and so you will always find many attendees who fit your range\. \- We are not a dating group\. Our events are not organised to manage your dating life\. Our group is created to help ladies and gents meet other like minded ladies and gents\. Please do not attend our event if a perfect gender balance is important for your enjoyment of our meet\-up\. Why do we have tickets? 1. Cover our costs - Our host is compensated for their time and work. We also pay meetup and have dedicated staff to manage our events, hosts, venues and communication. 2. Group Safety - By securing your ticket we have a record and you contribute to a well organized evening where everyone is more committed and better behaved. 3. Management - Tickets help us better manage attendee group size, book suitable space and activity. ABOUT [fastfriends.co.uk ](https://fastfriends.co.uk/)- We have connected members successfully for the past 10 years in over 30 cities (operating as Expatsclub, MeetConnectDevelop and fastfriends.co.uk). \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- You can contact our founder Dan on +447715705005 with any questions or ideas. \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- **Here are some videos which will give you some guidance and comfort to make your attendance more productive.** Secrets of socializing at our meetups - [http://bit.ly/secrets-socializing ](http://bit.ly/secrets-socializing) How to make new friends - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6GB0Hc_bSs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6GB0Hc_bSs)

Dark Matter I A Dark Comedy Show by Sergej Lopouchanski Tickets https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dark-matter-i-dark-comedy-show-tickets-1989551352653 Dark Matter is an intergalactic comedy special, spanning time, space, cheese and Belgium. A timeless tale of struggle, failure, more failure and then even some more failure, it's a stand-up special of EUROPEAN comedian Sergej Konstantinovich Lopouchanski, who's known for making jokes, has no political affiliations and is actually a very nice guy. If you need a laugh, if you hate call centers and if you have an unhealthy fascination with time-travelling toasters, then you have to see.... - DARK MATTER. “Dark Matter rules!” - some guy in the audience. “I don’t get it” - a boomer. **Sergej Lopouchanski Bio:** The very first comrade of comedy in Belgium will not only make you laugh, but he will also insist that you laugh! Comedian/actor Sergej has been a well sought-after compere and comic on the Benelux circuit for over 10 years. Expect brutal honesty with a dash of surrealism! **MC** Ken Park **Opening Act** Ceren Tosun Ceren is a Turkish comic and one of Luxembourg’s rising stars, chronicling the chaos of singlehood in her thirties, where her relationship status refreshes every 24 to 48 hours. Her comedy dives into expat struggles, working life, and the absurdities of trying to settle down abroad. A former alcoholic who traded bottles for marathons, she brings a dark, cynical edge to the stage that’s as strong as a double espresso.

🔥 OVER 50 HAPPY HOUR at PBR EASTON! 🔥 Looking to meet new people, enjoy great music, dance, laugh, and have an unforgettable night out? Then grab your friends and join us for one of the most exciting Over 50 social events in Columbus! 📍 PBR Cowboy Bar + Smokehouse – Easton 📅 Thursday, June 18th ⏰ 6:00 PM – 9:00 PM (and the fun keeps going!) This is NOT your typical quiet happy hour… this is a high-energy, country-meets-nightlife experience designed for fun-loving singles and couples over 50 who still enjoy getting out, socializing, and making memories! ✨ What’s Happening: 🎵 Live Music from 6:30–8:30 PM 🐂 Mechanical Bull Riding starting at 8:30 PM 💃 Line Dancing with Instructor from 9–10 PM 🎧 DJ & Dancing starting at 9 PM 🍹 Drink Specials All Night: $3, $4 & $5 specials! Whether you want to relax with a drink, hit the dance floor, try the mechanical bull, or just meet a great group of people in a fun atmosphere — this event has something for everyone. 👉 IMPORTANT: When you arrive, CHECK IN with the host under: “Doug / Meetup” to receive your wristband. 🚗 FREE Parking available across from the venue and at the Easton West Garage. Come when you can, leave when you want… but don’t be surprised if you stay all night! Let’s make Thursday night FUN again! 🎉

A cookie covered in creamy frosting can brighten anyone’s day! National Frosted Cookie Day is all about that simple joy. **DETAILS:** We'll celebrate the occasion by visiting Cheryl's Cookies headqtrs. cookie shop, trying to decide which seasonal treats to choose! **NEXT:** we'll head west on Polaris Pkwy to Bonefish Grill for Happy Hour eats n drinks. We can share our sweet finds for dessert... *In a busy world, National Frosted Cookie Day offers a little sweetness that reminds us to slow down and enjoy the moment.*