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Thanks for joining the Money Minds meetup group. If you would like to be the first to know whenever a new event is announced, please join our whatsapp group using the link; [https://chat.whatsapp.com/DPbMfZndPooGHSxFCLCKHg](https://chat.whatsapp.com/DPbMfZndPooGHSxFCLCKHg) \*Guinness World Record: Fastest Selling Non-Fiction Book in History\* \*\* OVER 5,000,000 COPIES SOLD IN THE $100M SERIES!! \*\* This book will show you the art of getting more customers to spend more money faster. If you have a business, this book will help you make more from it. If you don’t have a business, this will help you start one. If you have parents, this book will help you retire them. If you have rivals, this book will help you beat them. If you have monetary goals, this book will help you achieve them. I’m not a happiness guru, a fitness guru, an investing guru, or anything else. But, I can show you how to accelerate cash flow in a business - in other words - get more customers to spend more money in less time (over & over again). I know because it’s all I’ve done in my adult career. I crossed $100M net worth by age 31. Today: I buy and scale companies at my family office Acquisition.com. My side hustle: I make content showing how we do it. My joke life goal is to be the most jacked billionaire. My real-life goal is to die with nothing left to give. A little more about the book if you want that… A Money Model is a deliberate sequence of offers. It’s what you offer, when you offer, and how you offer it to make as much money as you can as fast as you can. Ideally, to make enough money from one customer to get and service at least two more customers in less than thirty days. And it rarely looks clean, but I break $100M Money Models into three stages: Stage I: Get Cash - Attraction Offers get more customers for less Stage II: Get More Cash - Upsell & Downsell Offers make more money from them faster Stage III: Get The Most Cash - Continuity Offers maximize their total money spent In real life, it happens like this... First, I get customers reliably. Then, I make sure they pay for themselves reliably. Then, I make sure they pay for other customers reliably. Then, I start maximizing each customer’s long-term value. Then, I spend as many advertising dollars as I can to print as much money as possible. This is my cookbook for making money. It took me over a decade to learn all these tactics. It’ll take you three hours. Use responsibly. Enjoy.

From money… to meaning.⭐ Our next Primexar Book Club read is 📖 The Five Levels of Attachment by Don Miguel Ruiz. This month, we go deeper — into beliefs, identity, and the invisible attachments that shape our choices. Because growth isn’t just financial. It’s personal. **📅 4th of April** **⏰ 4 PM – 6 PM** **📍 JLT** **✨ Free entry** **📲 To join: WhatsApp or 📞 Call us at +971 50 103 8399** For updates, follow us on Instagram: [https://www.instagram.com/primexarbookclub?igsh=aHJsOGVjYnBwZ25p](https://www.instagram.com/primexarbookclub?igsh=aHJsOGVjYnBwZ25p) Spread the word and bring a friend, let’s challenge ideas, share perspectives, and grow together. 📖💬 See you there! ℹ **About Us:** We’re a diverse community of readers who come together to explore new perspectives, exchange insights, and connect throughs. Whether you’re an avid reader or just starting out, Primexar Book Club is a welcoming space for all.

**Come for Networking. Stay for the Music 🎶** Join us for an unforgettable evening where innovation meets elegance at our exclusive Tech Industry Night. **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile)](https://jo.my/tech-whatsapp-meetup)** Network with fellow tech enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, and industry leaders in a sophisticated setting before transitioning into a lively afterparty with a live DJ. **🏛️ Elegant Networking** Step into an ambiance of sophistication and style as we gather in a stunning venue designed to inspire. Enjoy the perfect backdrop for meaningful conversations and professional connections with some of the brightest minds in the tech industry. **[REGISTRATION HERE IS MANDATORY](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup)** **🤝 Connection Opportunities** Engage in stimulating discussions, share insights, and exchange ideas with fellow tech community members. Whether you're looking to find potential collaborators, seek advice, or explore new opportunities, this event is tailored to foster valuable relationships. **📸 Photo Opportunities** Capture the essence of the evening with professional photo opportunities set against elegant backdrops. Document your night of networking and celebration with fellow tech enthusiasts. **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile)](https://jo.my/tech-whatsapp-meetup)** **🎧 Afterparty with Live DJ** As the evening progresses, transition seamlessly from professional networking to party mode. Our live DJ will set the stage with an electrifying mix of music, ensuring the dance floor stays vibrant and energetic. Celebrate the connections made and enjoy the night in full swing. **👔👗 Dress Code: Smart Casual** Reflect the event's blend of professionalism and relaxation with smart casual attire. Feel confident and comfortable as you network and dance the night away. **[REGISTRATION HERE IS MANDATORY](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup)** **Join us for a night where technology, networking, and celebration converge in an elegant setting.** Whether you're looking to expand your network, find inspiration, or simply enjoy a sophisticated evening with fellow tech enthusiasts, Tech Industry Night is the event for you. We look forward to welcoming you to a night of innovation and celebration! **[=== <<< REGISTER NOW >>> ===](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup)** **How many people attend?** We get 100 people on average in all our events and invite our members on Meetup and other platforms. Members of other groups who RSVP are included as guests to give an idea of expected numbers. **Registration** ✅ RSVP on Meetup. ✅ [Complete your registration HERE](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup) *Just like any event, slots are limited. RSVP and complete your registration at the earliest.* Happy Networking 😊

Come for Networking. Stay for the Music 🎶 It's Not What You Know, It's Who You Know or so they say ... your network matters. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (+971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup)** Connect with business owners, leaders and industry experts in a friendly and fun environment 🤝🏻 **Join an evening where nobody left behind, stand on side or feels lonely.** Have a friendly chat while sipping your favorite drink, and still make meaningful business connections. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (+971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup)** Dress your best for a fun evening at the best venues in Dubai and get ready to pose for an #instaphoto 📷 **How many people attend?** We get 100 people on average in all our events and invite our members on Meetup and other platforms. Members of other groups who RSVP are included as guests to give an idea of expected numbers. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (+971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup)** **Glamorous Afterwork is a great platform, where you can:** * Grow your network and business. * Have great conversations and make new friends. * Meet your next client, partner, vendor, investor, and more. **Who should attend?** * Business owners. * Business Leaders. * Industry experts. *PS. Humble excuse from JOB Seekers.* **Registration** ✅ RSVP on Meetup. ✅ [Join WhatsApp group (+971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup) *Just like any event, slots are limited. RSVP and complete your registration at the earliest.* Happy Networking 😊

**What this is about?** This is a meetup group focused on AI. We meet every Saturday at 7:30pm at DIFC. Usually there are up to 30 people from different backgrounds, such as AI programmers, rocket engineers, physicists, marketing, designers, investors... But it's also meant for people who have no background in AI and are looking for more insight. This is a very casual group for everyone, no presentations, you can pitch your AI business idea or discuss your favorite Terminator movie. We meet at the Stage Area (next to S&C Music, see directions https://imgur.com/a/QIvYOvT ) above the Carrefour market at DIFC, just look for a group of people there without board games (if you see board games, that's another group). The group is free and there is no requirement to buy anything. There is free wifi. 📣 WhatsApp group for event updates (only mods can post): [https://chat.whatsapp.com/JjrVIJyxHbe9fUWoGLaJsZ](https://chat.whatsapp.com/JjrVIJyxHbe9fUWoGLaJsZ) 📍To get there: 🚇 Metro Station: Financial Centre Metro Station, 5 minutes walk, look for the Financial Centre exit sign. 🚗 Parking Options: Gate Avenue Parking is unfortunately under construction. Other options: Gate District Building 2: free underground parking from 6 pm onwards. \* Street Parking near Ritz Carlton: This is a paid parking option, conveniently located. \* Gate Avenue Open Parking: Present a purchase receipt for 4 hours of complimentary parking. 💡 **Note**: *You might see a few other Meetup pages with similar names - this one’s run by the folks actually hosting the weekly meetups and building the in-person community you’ve seen at DIFC.* *PS: We occasionally take group photos to capture good vibes and community spirit, by attending you're comfortable with casual group photos - feel free to step aside if you don't wish to be in them*

It's Not What You Know, It's Who You Know or so they say ... your network matters. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile / 971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/business-connect-meetup)** Join us for Speed Business Networking and get matched for quick one to one conversations for accelerated business growth. **Meet your next client, partner, vendor, investor, and more …** Every round is about 4 minutes long where each talks for 2 minutes introducing yourself, your business and how you can help and exchange contacts or business cards. Once you hear the bell ring, you move to the next partner for a new round. New partner, new conversation. It’s fast and fun. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile / 971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/business-connect-meetup)** This is the most efficient networking where you get to meet the highest number of business people in the shortest time possible and explore further ways to collaborate. Continue to speed network with new matches, and build as many authentic connections as you please 🕺 **Important notes:** * Please plan to reach at least 15 mins early as we start sharp. * Allocate time for parking, walking to the venue and finding us. * People arriving late may not be able to join as it messes up the flow and transitions. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile / 971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/business-connect-meetup)** **Business Connect is a great platform, where you can:** * Grow your network and business. * Have great conversations and make new friends. * Meet your next client, partner, vendor, investor, and more. **Who should attend?** * Business owners. * Business Leaders. * Industry experts. *PS. Humble excuse from JOB Seekers.* **Registration** ✅ RSVP on Meetup. ✅ [Join WhatsApp group (971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/business-connect-meetup) *Just like any event, slots are limited. RSVP and complete your registration at the earliest.* Happy Networking 😊

We’re bringing together **Dubai’s Web3 community** for an evening of **networking, conversations & opportunities** in the world of **blockchain, DeFi, NFTs & digital innovation** 🌐💡 Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/wa-blockchain)** This isn’t just another social — it’s where **visionaries, developers, creatives & investors** collide to shape what’s next in the decentralized world. 🌟 **Why join?** * Network with crypto & AI visionaries 🤝 * Share insights on DeFi, NFTs & the metaverse 🔗 * Explore opportunities in digital finance 💡 * Build lasting connections in the Web3 space 🌐 Whether you’re building the next big protocol, exploring **tokenized assets**, collecting **NFTs**, or investing in **AI-powered blockchain solutions**, this night is for you 🔗📈 👥 **Who you’ll meet:** * Blockchain & Web3 developers 👨‍💻 * Crypto investors & traders 💹 * NFT creators & collectors 🎨 * Startup Founders & Innovators 🚀 * Legal & regulatory experts ⚖️ * Institutions exploring RWAs 🏦 * Anyone passionate about Web3 🌍 🥂 Imagine you’re in an **elegant lounge**, Dubai’s skyline glowing in the background. The vibe is set with smooth music, drinks in hand, and conversations flowing effortlessly. You turn, and there’s a **Web3 founder**, an **AI entrepreneur**, a **crypto investor**, and a **metaverse creator** — all ready to exchange insights, ideas, and possibilities. This is **where high-caliber minds meet high-energy vibes** 💬⚡ Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/wa-blockchain)** 🎶 Background music sets the mood while you mingle, network, and unlock new opportunities. 🥂 **What to expect:** * Elegant lounge vibes 🌆 * Background music + curated drinks 🎶🍸 * High-caliber conversations ⚡ * Views. Vibes. Vision. 💫 The next wave of **innovation, collaborations, and investments** is sparked in conversations like these. It’s not just networking — it’s **community-building with purpose**. So whether you’re here to share your project, scout for talent, find investors, or simply **connect with like-minded builders**, this night is your gateway to **new opportunities in Web3**. 💫 Drinks, music, people — and the chance to build the future together. 👉 Leave with new opportunities, valuable insights, and a stronger network. **Registration** ✅ RSVP on Meetup. ✅ [Join WhatsApp group (971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/wa-blockchain) 👉 Mark your spot and be part of this **exclusive Web3 social evening**. Because the future isn’t coming — **we’re building it now**. 🚀🌐🔥 *Just like any event, slots are limited. RSVP and complete your registration at the earliest.* Happy Networking 😊

🌟 Tea Talk & Track – A Unique Networking & Training Event Join us this Sunday from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM at: 📍 B2C Institute, Dhaguard Business Center, Office No. 301, 3rd Floor, Adidas building, Bank Street, Bur Dubai – Near Burjuman Metro Station (Exit 3) Event Flow: 🕛 7:00 – 8:00 PM | Business Networking–Build valuable connections and explore new opportunities. 🕛 8:00 – 9:00 PM | Learn Skill for generating Additional Income throgh the Forex Market–free introductory training workshop for beginners. This weekly gathering blends networking, professional learning, and live forex market experience to help you grow personally and professionally. 🌐 Visit us at: www.b2cinstitute.com 📅 Sunday | 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM 🤝 Connect. Learn. Grow.

**Come for Networking. Stay for the Music 🎶** Join us for an unforgettable evening where innovation meets elegance at our exclusive Tech Industry Night. **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile)](https://jo.my/tech-whatsapp-meetup)** Network with fellow tech enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, and industry leaders in a sophisticated setting before transitioning into a lively afterparty with a live DJ. **🏛️ Elegant Networking** Step into an ambiance of sophistication and style as we gather in a stunning venue designed to inspire. Enjoy the perfect backdrop for meaningful conversations and professional connections with some of the brightest minds in the tech industry. **[REGISTRATION HERE IS MANDATORY](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup)** **🤝 Connection Opportunities** Engage in stimulating discussions, share insights, and exchange ideas with fellow tech community members. Whether you're looking to find potential collaborators, seek advice, or explore new opportunities, this event is tailored to foster valuable relationships. **📸 Photo Opportunities** Capture the essence of the evening with professional photo opportunities set against elegant backdrops. Document your night of networking and celebration with fellow tech enthusiasts. **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile)](https://jo.my/tech-whatsapp-meetup)** **🎧 Afterparty with Live DJ** As the evening progresses, transition seamlessly from professional networking to party mode. Our live DJ will set the stage with an electrifying mix of music, ensuring the dance floor stays vibrant and energetic. Celebrate the connections made and enjoy the night in full swing. **👔👗 Dress Code: Smart Casual** Reflect the event's blend of professionalism and relaxation with smart casual attire. Feel confident and comfortable as you network and dance the night away. **[REGISTRATION HERE IS MANDATORY](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup)** **Join us for a night where technology, networking, and celebration converge in an elegant setting.** Whether you're looking to expand your network, find inspiration, or simply enjoy a sophisticated evening with fellow tech enthusiasts, Tech Industry Night is the event for you. We look forward to welcoming you to a night of innovation and celebration! **[=== <<< REGISTER NOW >>> ===](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup)** **How many people attend?** We get 100 people on average in all our events and invite our members on Meetup and other platforms. Members of other groups who RSVP are included as guests to give an idea of expected numbers. **Registration** ✅ RSVP on Meetup. ✅ [Complete your registration HERE](https://jo.my/tech-event-meetup) *Just like any event, slots are limited. RSVP and complete your registration at the earliest.* Happy Networking 😊 📍 **Get location map and parking instructions** [Join our WhatsApp group (Tech Industry Meetup)](https://jo.my/tech-whatsapp-meetup) 👨‍👧‍👦 **Meet community members** [Join our Facebook group (Cocktails & Connections)](https://www.facebook.com/groups/cocktailsnconnections) **Check our events #InstaPhotos** [📷 Follow us on Instagram (@cocktails.connections)](https://www.instagram.com/cocktails.connections/)

📍 **Venue:** Baseline Sports Academy, Al Quoz *[(Google Maps)](https://maps.app.goo.gl/KvyZpc9AFR4pDZNCA)*. We play badminton here every Sunday, 5-7 PM. Join our [Al Quoz/Jumeirah Group WhatsApp here](https://chat.whatsapp.com/GNNnYpvzVPjJLAgUAIG8Fg). **👋 First time joining?** [Click here to WhatsApp Sarfaraz (+971551899547)](https://wa.me/971551899547?text=Hey%20Sarfaraz!%20This%20is%20my%20first%20time%20joining%20Badminton%20For%20All%2C%20Dubai.) and confirm your slot. **📝 Key Info** This is a group open for players of all levels, nationalities, genders and races. *Cost per session: 45 AED* *Duration: Each session lasts 2 hours* *Equipment: We use feather shuttlecocks; please bring your own racket* *Slots: Booked on a first-come, first-served basis* *Play: Players will be rotated around multiple courts and will get games similar to their level of play* **Late Backout & No-Show Policy** **We strictly enforce our late backout and no-show rules to ensure smooth operations.** Organising replacements on short notice is difficult and disruptive, especially as our organisers have day jobs. Please be mindful of our policy: * **RSVP Policy:** Please RSVP for sessions exclusively through the Meetup app. WhatsApp is mainly for regular updates on attendance, timings and last-minute changes. Any requests made via WhatsApp might not be considered for session sign-ups. * **Late Backouts:** Backing out within 9 hours of the session is considered a late backout. You will be required to pay the session fee in full, even if a replacement is found. * **No-Shows:** If you fail to show up without notice, you must still pay for the session. * **Respect for the Organisers:** Our organisers finalise the list the night before or early morning. Last-minute changes mean they need to leave their work to arrange replacements. This affects not just the organisers but the overall experience of the players. * **Waitlist Responsibility:** If you're on the waitlist and no longer wish to attend, it’s your responsibility to remove your name. We assume that anyone on the waitlist still wants to join the session if a spot opens up. * **First-Come, First-Serve Basis:** We ensure fairness by adhering to a first-come, first-serve system. Please do not ask for special treatment or last-minute slots outside of this. **Note: Players may cancel without penalty up to 9 hours before the session. After this time, the session fee applies regardless of waitlist status. Please book and cancel responsibly to avoid disruptions for everyone involved.**

Come for Networking. Stay for the Music 🎶 It's Not What You Know, It's Who You Know or so they say ... your network matters. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile / 971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup)** Connect with business owners, leaders and industry experts in a friendly and fun environment 🤝🏻 **Join an evening where nobody left behind, stand on side or feels lonely.** Have a friendly chat while sipping your favorite drink, and still make meaningful business connections. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile / 971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup)** Dress your best for a fun evening at the best venues in Dubai and get ready to pose for an #instaphoto 📷 **How many people attend?** We get 100 people on average in all our events and invite our members on Meetup and other platforms. Members of other groups who RSVP are included as guests to give an idea of expected numbers. Register and get more details! **[Join WhatsApp group (Click on Mobile / 971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup)** **Network After Work is a great platform, where you can:** * Grow your network and business. * Have great conversations and make new friends. * Meet your next client, partner, vendor, investor, and more. **Who should attend?** * Business owners. * Business Leaders. * Industry experts. *PS. Humble excuse from JOB Seekers.* **Registration** ✅ RSVP on Meetup. ✅ [Join WhatsApp group (+971 55 539 4811)](https://jo.my/whatsapp-group-meetup) *Just like any event, slots are limited. RSVP and complete your registration at the earliest.* Happy Networking 😊

**Note: This is an invite-only session.** **👋 Are you an advanced player?** Kindly add your name to the waitlist, and [click here to WhatsApp Sarfaraz (+971551899547)](https://wa.me/971551899547?text=Hey%20Sarfaraz!%20This%20is%20my%20first%20time%20joining%20Badminton%20For%20All%2C%20Dubai.) to confirm your slot. 📍 **Venue:** Baseline Sports Academy, Al Quoz *[(Google Maps)](https://maps.app.goo.gl/KvyZpc9AFR4pDZNCA)*. We play **advanced** badminton here every Saturday, 7-9 PM. **📝 Key Info** This session is open for intermediate and advanced players of all nationalities, genders and races. *Cost per session: 40 AED* *Duration: Each session lasts 2 hours* *Equipment: We use feather shuttlecocks; please bring your own racket* *Slots: Booked on a first-come, first-served basis* *Play: Players will be rotated around multiple courts and will get games similar to their level of play* **Late Backout & No-Show Policy** **We strictly enforce our late backout and no-show rules to ensure smooth operations.** Organising replacements on short notice is difficult and disruptive, especially as our organisers have day jobs. Please be mindful of our policy: * **RSVP Policy:** Please RSVP for sessions exclusively through the Meetup app. WhatsApp is mainly for regular updates on attendance, timings and last-minute changes. Any requests made via WhatsApp might not be considered for session sign-ups. * **Late Backouts:** Backing out within 9 hours of the session is considered a late backout. You will be required to pay the session fee in full, even if a replacement is found. * **No-Shows:** If you fail to show up without notice, you must still pay for the session. * **Respect for the Organisers:** Our organisers finalise the list the night before or early morning. Last-minute changes mean they need to leave their work to arrange replacements. This affects not just the organisers but the overall experience of the players. * **Waitlist Responsibility:** If you're on the waitlist and no longer wish to attend, it’s your responsibility to remove your name. We assume that anyone on the waitlist still wants to join the session if a spot opens up. * **First-Come, First-Serve Basis:** We ensure fairness by adhering to a first-come, first-serve system. Please do not ask for special treatment or last-minute slots outside of this. **Note: Players may cancel without penalty up to 9 hours before the session. After this time, the session fee applies regardless of waitlist status. Please book and cancel responsibly to avoid disruptions for everyone involved.**

These readings can help you see situations and problems from a different perspective. Sometimes, that's all you need to solve a problem. I'll draw cards to offer insights. Please note that these readings are for **ENTERTAINMENT** only and are **NOT to be taken seriously**. **AED 200 for an hour** **AED 100 for 30 minutes** **Note: Please message me privately to book your slot. First come, first served!** You may also book an online reading if you find that more convenient. **Whatsapp group link**: https://chat.whatsapp.com/FytQQgS85I61vS6nkduLm5

Topic to be announced! **CALL FOR SPEAKERS** Learn more: https://www.awscolumbus.com/get-involved/ **THANK YOU** *Leading EDJE* for hosting our meetup! Leading EDJE specializes in helping organizations innovate and solve complex problems. EDJE does this with their "A" player team of professionals using agile methodologies and SCRUM management techniques to give organizations a competitive advantage that sets them apart. Learn more at https://www.leadingedje.com/ **THANK YOU** *Amazon Web Services* for sponsoring pizza! Learn more at https://aws.amazon.com/. **DIRECTIONS** 6515 Longshore Loop, Suite 300 Dublin, OH 43017 (3rd floor) **FREE PARKING** at the Endres Garage across the street, 6540 Riverside Dr, Dublin, OH **Want to sponsor the pizza and/or bar tab for a future meetup?** Please contact me if you would like to sponsor this meetup's pizza and/or bar tab: angelo@mandato.com

The global Azure community is coming together again, and Columbus is officially on the map. View the session lineup and speakers at [Global Azure Columbus 2026](https://coazure.github.io/cbus-global-azure-2026/) On **Saturday, April 18, 2026**, the Azure Columbus Meetup, DevOps Meetup, and Code and Coffee Meetup are hosting our local edition of Global Azure 2026. This is a free, community-driven event packed with learning, networking, and all things Microsoft Azure. Whether you’re building modern cloud-native apps, experimenting with AI agents, deploying containers, automating infrastructure, or just beginning your Azure journey, this event is for you! **What to Expect** * Engaging technical sessions * Real-world Azure architecture & cloud-native patterns * AI, agents, automation, and modern DevOps * Food and drinks (because learning burns calories) * Time to connect with fellow engineers, architects, and cloud enthusiasts **Who Should Attend?** * Software engineers (any language, any stack) * Cloud architects * DevOps engineers * Data professionals * AI explorers * Platform builders * Anyone who loves solving hard problems with great tools If you build, deploy, automate, scale, monitor, or optimize in Azure, you’ll feel right at home. **Why Global Azure?** Global Azure is a worldwide community event where Azure user groups host learning sessions on the same day across the globe. It’s grassroots. It’s technical. It’s practical. And it’s powered by people who genuinely love sharing what they’ve learned. And yes, it’s free to attend!

Private Group. Closed to the Public Knowing ourselves and understanding our abilities is the first step toward wielding our gifts with control and accuracy. In subsequent classes we will verify and hone our talents with activities and discussion. These are hands-on workshops and participation is expected. The goal of our series will be to develop expertise in areas of particular interest such as mediumship, channeling, divination, healing and, etc.. Our ultimate directions will be determined by class members as we evolve. I look forward to sharing and discovering with you. - Cynthia

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/a/9/6/600_348310902.jpeg Instructor - Crow, HPS Class fee is $30 at the door or approved exchange RSVP with Advance pay of $25 (discounted) by PayPal on the web or by contacting Enchanted Elements (614) 437-2642. Reservations made directly to Enchanted Elements will be added to the class list manually not online. Private Instruction ~ Closed to the Public ~ Initiated Members Only Please come prepared for ritual. Blessings ~ Crow

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!