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Financial Ministry Events Today

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Dubai Syndicate · Downtown Chapter — Free Entry
Dubai Syndicate · Downtown Chapter — Free Entry
📣 **Meetup Event Downtown Chapter)** **🏷️ Title:** *Dubai Syndicate · Downtown Chapter (Free Entry)* RSVP https://wa.me/971557133786?text=Hello%20Sir%2FMam%2C%20I%20am%20%5BYour%20Name%5D%2C%20Owner%2FDecision%20Maker%20of%20%5BYour%20Company%5D.%20I%E2%80%99d%20like%20to%20join%20Dubai%20Syndicate%20to%20network%20with%20other%20business%20owners%2C%20share%20leads%20and%20references%2C%20and%20help%20one%20another%C2%A0grow%C2%A0together. www.dubaisyndicate.ae **📍 When & Where** ⏰ **Time:** **5:00 PM – 7:00 PM** *(🚪 doors open **4:30 PM** — check-in & early intros)* 🏢 **Venue:** Al Murooj Complex - opp. Dubai Mall - Trade Center Second - Downtown Dubai - Dubai 🗺️ **Google Maps:** https://maps.app.goo.gl/45G4RAxS67ASQtrr5 **👥 Who:** Entrepreneurs • Investors • Deal-makers • Service Providers **✨ Why come ):** ✅ **Real intros, not speed networking** — you’ll leave **knowing everyone** in the room. 🤝 **Peer introductions** — returning members introduce people they already know; 🌟 **new attendees** introduce themselves. 🎯 **Warm, curated connections** — meet partners, clients, and collaborators. **🧭 Flow** 🕟 **4:30–5:00** — Doors open, check-in, name tags 🕔 **5:00–5:30** — Peer introductions + new attendee intros *(Offer & Ask)* 🔗 **5:30–6:45** — Open networking & curated matches 📝 **6:45–7:00** — Wrap-ups & next steps **🧾 Bring:** 🪪 Business cards • ✍️ 1 clear **Offer** • 🎯 1 clear **Ask** **👔 Dress:** Smart casual **💸 Fees:** **Free entry** *(☕🍵🥤🍽️ Buy your own tea/coffee/Drinks /Food if you like)* **📝 RSVP (Required):** 🟢 On Meetup: tap **Attend** 💬 Or in WhatsApp Community: post **“ATTENDING – Name \| Company \| Offer \| Ask”** **📲 Stay connected (always include these):** 👉 **WhatsApp Community:** https://wa.me/971557133786 📸 **Instagram:** [https://www.instagram.com/dubaisyndicate](https://www.instagram.com/dubaisyndicateoffical) **⚖️ House rules:** 🤝 Give-first • 🚫 No hard selling • 🔒 Share contacts only with consent
Badminton singles!
Badminton singles!
Badminton singles advance level!
Social Football 7 days per week
Social Football 7 days per week
Hi Welcome to the Expat Football Association We play social football for all levels 7 days per week Whatsapp us on 0553012865 to join the group and play Fee is 40 dhs See our facebook group for other events https://www.facebook.com/groups/843557089095170/?hc_ref=ARTN45mCEZoSNj9jJoK5vG8VBmAMG4R_xtoq_faBXW3a-RDNm0IfoizaVbBu6U7JlaI
ENCHANTED SALSA DANCE CLASSES
ENCHANTED SALSA DANCE CLASSES
**[What is it dancing per se?](https://dubaidance.com/dances/salsa)**[ ](https://dubaidance.com/dances/salsa) Why have so many people been into dancing over the decades? The answer is quite obvious, especially for the ones who have been valuable members of [Dance For You community](https://dubaidance.com/about-us/our-students) for a while now. *Every single one of us is different*, an individual with their own outlook on life where dancing is an outstanding way of self-expression…through movements, through music, through step combinations, through a variety of DANCING! **Dance For You team is happy to make people happy.** That’s why we are delighted to launch a brand new type of our usual group classes – [“Enchanted Salsa”. ](https://dubaidance.com/dances/salsa) **Salsa** is an unforgettable way of communication where smooth and rhythmic movements say much more about your personality than words. **Come and learn with us**, a professional team of dancers. We have already been sharing the Standard and Latin-American skills with our dearest students. And now it’s high time for SALSA! Even if you’ve never danced before…it’s never too late to start or…at least give it a try! **Believe us, once you’ve tried it you WILL love it.** * **[LA Salsa](https://dubaidance.com/dances/salsa)** * **[BACHATA](https://dubaidance.com/dances/bachata-dance-lessons)** * **[Cuban Salsa](https://dubaidance.com/dances/salsa)** The whole variety of styles, the whole variety of step combinations, the whole variety of music, the whole variety of emotions… all this you will find at our fantastic **[GROUP DANCE SESSIONS:](https://dubaidance.com/dances/dance-levels)** * every TUESDAY t 08:15 p.m. - 09:00pm * every THURSDAY at 08:15 p.m. - 09:00pm **We are waiting for YOU!** Something tells us you can not help but jump into the dancing now! That’s why be the one of us having fun at the [ENCHANTED SALSA!](https://dubaidance.com/dances/salsa) **Please note,** the first trial group dance session will cost [only 100AED](https://pay.nomodapp.com/l/ad2bc95ad25d4b98 ), which is less than your cost of lunch. For any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact our studio on: WhatsApp/Phone: [+97145520153](https://api.whatsapp.com/send/?phone=97145520153&text=Hey+Guys+I+wish+to+learn+dancing+with+you+at+Dance+For+You&app_absent=0) [Instagram](https://instagram.com/danceforyouindubai/) [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/danceforyouindubai/) [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/user/danceforyouindubai) [Quick Info](https://taplink.cc/danceforyouindubai)
Bailamé Tuesday Latin Night
Bailamé Tuesday Latin Night
your midweek Latin fix 🤩 - Every Tuesday starting at 10PM and ending at 3AM Let’s dance the night away to the charming tunes of Latin & Afro music while enjoying a drink or a bite with friends and peers in the outstanding venue - Twenty Rooftop Bar at Movenpick Grand Plaza, Dubai. Take advantage of the special offers on food & drinks Organized by MOOVnation
Individual and Wedding Dance Classes
Individual and Wedding Dance Classes
**[Learn to dance…your LIFE will change!](https://dubaidance.com)** Nervous about dancing in public? [Private lessons](https://dubaidance.com/dances/classes-for-adults) take the edge off and allow you to really let loose and see what you’re made of! *Private dance lessons are the quickest, most effective way* to improve your dancing. We personalize each lesson based on your individual needs, desires, and goals, adjusting our teaching style to your ability, personality, and expectations. You’ll discover the difference some one-on-one attention can make in your dancing! This ensures the most thorough and rapid learning process, all while keeping it fun, easy, and comfortable. **[Congratulations on your upcoming wedding](https://dubaidance.com/dances/wedding-dance)** and congratulations on wanting to make the most out of your first wedding dance! Ok, you have your wedding prepared: the wedding dress, hairstyle, flowers and even the cake and unique invitation cards are ready! What’s next? It’s the wedding dance – a key part of any wedding. *For Wedding Couples, our special wedding program provides* hours of unforgettable moments of fun, enjoyable practice, stress relief, brilliant music, incredible moves and much more will be learnt and perfected to make the dream of your [Wedding Dance](https://dubaidance.com/dances/wedding-dance)[ ]((https://dubaidance.com/wedding-dance-classes/)) come true! **Turn your wedding dance into your favorite ‘Strictly’ routine at Dance For You!** **Please note,** you will have a full 45min individual dance session with our professional dance coach, who will customized an individual dance program based on your dancing needs and it will cost **[only 100AED](https://pay.nomodapp.com/l/3af86dbb3e4b4d8a)**, which is less than your cost of lunch. For any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact our studio on: WhatsApp/Phone: [+97145520153](https://api.whatsapp.com/send/?phone=97145520153&text=Hey+Guys+I+wish+to+learn+dancing+with+you+at+Dance+For+You&app_absent=0) [Instagram](https://instagram.com/danceforyouindubai/) [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/danceforyouindubai/) [Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/user/danceforyouindubai) [Quick Info](https://taplink.cc/danceforyouindubai)
Mafia Party Game On Yacht 🎭🎭🛥
Mafia Party Game On Yacht 🎭🎭🛥
For the first time ever Mafia Party Game on a Yacht. Join us for an amazing Mafia party game night ( multiple rounds ) on a yacht. Starting: at 7pm till late night. location: Dubai creek Harbour marina. Yacht is parked all night and not going to move so you can arrive at your leisure. Complimentary Water / Softdrink & snacks. Entrance fee: 55 AED Contact: 058 199 2288 ( Ramin ) WhatsApp group link : https://chat.whatsapp.com/ExhRxxpUtNqE3eNgYfhEQR?mode=wwt

Financial Ministry Events This Week

Discover what is happening in the next few days

Strivers Badminton Coaching
Strivers Badminton Coaching
Springdales School, Al Quoz Strivers Badminton Coaching in small groups: Fridays 7-9pm, Mondays 7-9pm and Wednesday 8-10pm Message Coaching Strivers on WhatsApp. [https://wa.me/971522554849](https://wa.me/971522554849) **Before joining first time please inform us your interest joining to the group coaching by above link or sending Whatsapp tel. +971 52 255 4849.** Also please feel free to enquire other coaching times or private coaching. Join the Strivers Badminton Club for an intensive coaching session designed to elevate your badminton skills to the next level. Whether you're a beginner looking to learn the basics or an experienced player seeking advanced techniques, our expert coaches will provide personalized guidance to help you improve your game with affordable cost. This coaching will cover various aspects of badminton, including footwork, strokes, strategy, and match tactics. Don't miss this opportunity to enhance your game and connect with fellow badminton enthusiasts in a friendly and supportive environment.
Moneymind Cashflow Community (MCC)
Moneymind Cashflow Community (MCC)
Hello Friends, **Are you feeling the weight of financial uncertainty?** Does the idea of building a secure future feel overwhelming, like an impossible climb? Are you dreaming of a life where money works for you, instead of the other way around? You're not alone. **Money is rarely about money**. **Money** is all about **behaviour**. **Your habits, thoughts and feelings about money** are going to determine how you manage your money. Many of us carry the burden of financial worry, the constant pressure to make ends meet, and the longing for a life where we can breathe easier. We dream of a **future where money doesn't dictate our choices**, where we have the **freedom to pursue our passions** and **spend time with the people we love**. But the path to financial freedom can seem shrouded in mystery, filled with complex jargon and risky ventures. **Imagine**, though, **a space where you can learn**, **grow**, and **connect** with others who understand your journey. A space where you can **explore financial strategies** in a safe, supportive and even enjoyable way. Introducing **the Moneymind Cashflow Community in Dubai** **Why Join and Play the Cashflow Game?** · **Play and Learn**: Experience a fun and engaging way to boost your financial literacy which will help you to improve your relationship with money. · **Gain insights into your money behaviour (a.k.a emotions)** and learn to make informed decisions. · **Learn Through Experience**: Step away from abstract theories and immerse yourself in a dynamic and exciting learning environment. · **Discover Practical Strategies**: Escape the "Rat Race" by learning how to navigate real estate, business and the stock market and build your passive income. · **Build Meaningful Connections**: Connect with a community of like-minded individuals who share your aspirations for financial security and freedom. · **Boost Confidence**: As you gain more knowledge and experience by playing the game, you'll build confidence in managing your money and pursuing your financial goals, contributing to your personal growth and self-assurance. · **Enhance Critical Thinking**: You will develop your problem-solving and decision-making skills by facing real-world financial scenarios and different situations, enhancing your ability to think strategically when it comes to how you manage your money. **Event Details:** · **Location**: The Bureau Business Centre, Gold & Diamond Park, Building 6. · **Timing**: Saturday at 2pm -5pm (Limited seats available, please book promptly and in · **Cost**: AED 45 (please bring cash only). · **Parking**: Free parking is available inside Gold & Diamond Park on Saturdays from 6pm-9pm. · **Important**: Due to limited capacity, confirmation is essential at least 24 hours prior the game session if not before to secure your spot on the table. **Meet the Moneymind Cashflow Community Organizer:** Hosted by Ahmed Abdulla, **a Corporate Trainer**, **Mindset Coach & Mentor** and **Mastermind Group Lead**, this event and meet up offers a valuable opportunity to **cultivate both your financial education and personal development within a supportive community**. To get all future group updates on the Moneymind Cashflow Community Dubai events and activities please do join the following silent WhatsApp group - [https://chat.whatsapp.com/CtAQXbfEivl1UxEMZgctoc](https://chat.whatsapp.com/CtAQXbfEivl1UxEMZgctoc) **Here is What You Need To Do Next:** Whether you're an experienced investor **in real life** or just beginning your financial **learning** journey, **the** CASHFLOW® **game** provides **YOU** a platform to learn, grow and empower yourself. Moneymind Cashflow Community (MCC)
PREMA Thursday: Free Accounting & Compliance Session + Networking
PREMA Thursday: Free Accounting & Compliance Session + Networking
Running a business in the UAE is exciting — but **accounting, tax, and compliance mistakes can quietly cost you money, time, and penalties**. Every Thursday, **PREMA Consulting** hosts a **free, in-person discussion** for founders, SMEs, and business owners who want clarity on **UAE accounting, VAT, Corporate Tax, and upcoming compliance changes** — without jargon or sales pressure. This is **not a seminar and not a sales pitch**. It’s a practical, open conversation where you can ask real questions and learn from common mistakes we see across UAE businesses. You’ll also get time to **network with other founders and professionals** in a relaxed setting. ### **Who Should Attend** * Business Owners & Founders * SME Owners & Managers * Startups operating in the UAE * Anyone responsible for finance, tax, or compliance ### **Why Attend** * Understand what actually matters in UAE compliance * Avoid common accounting, VAT, and Corporate Tax mistakes * Stay updated on upcoming changes (including e-Invoicing) * Meet other founders and SME decision-makers ### **Location** 📍 **Boulevard Plaza Tower 1, Suite 1401, Downtown Dubai** ### **Important Notes** * Limited to **10–15 participants** to keep discussions meaningful * Free to attend, **registration required** * Please arrive on time to get full value ### **Hosted by** **PREMA Consulting** Accounting, Tax & Compliance Advisors for UAE Businesses
Business Networking | Learn Forex for Additional Income | FREE Beginner Meetup
Business Networking | Learn Forex for Additional Income | FREE Beginner Meetup
🌟 Tea Talk & Track – A Unique Networking & Training Event Join us this Sunday from 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM at: 📍 B2C Institute, Dhaguard Business Center, Office No. 301, 3rd Floor, Adidas building, Bank Street, Bur Dubai – Near Burjuman Metro Station (Exit 3) Event Flow: 🕛 5:00 – 6:00 PM | Business Networking–Build valuable connections and explore new opportunities. 🕛 6:00 – 7:00 PM | Learn Skill for generating Additional Income throgh the Forex Market–free introductory training workshop for beginners. This weekly gathering blends networking, professional learning, and live forex market experience to help you grow personally and professionally. 🌐 Visit us at: www.b2cinstitute.com 📅 Sunday | 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM 🤝 Connect. Learn. Grow.
Founder Resilience: Navigating Finances & Fundraising in Uncertain Markets
Founder Resilience: Navigating Finances & Fundraising in Uncertain Markets
This event is designed for founders, where[ Ajinkya Tanpure](https://www.linkedin.com/in/ajinkyatanpure/), Founder & CEO- [CrossVal,](https://www.crossval.com/) [Levi Lewandowski](https://www.linkedin.com/in/levilewandowski/), Head of UAE of [Brinc ](https://brinc.io/) and [Zohare H](https://www.linkedin.com/in/zohare/), Founder of [Jalebi.io](https://jalebi.io/) come together to tackle the two most critical areas when markets shift: financial preparedness and resilience. This focused, practical session will equip you with actionable frameworks you can apply immediately and offer the chance to connect with fellow founders navigating the same headwinds. Walk away sharper, steadier, and ready to lead your business through all business cycles.
The Richest Man in Babylon - George S. Classon
The Richest Man in Babylon - George S. Classon
Thanks for joining the Money Minds meetup group. If you would like to be the first to know whenever a new event is announced, please join our whatsapp group using the link; [https://chat.whatsapp.com/DPbMfZndPooGHSxFCLCKHg](https://chat.whatsapp.com/DPbMfZndPooGHSxFCLCKHg) "The Richest Man in Babylon" by George S. Clason imparts timeless financial wisdom through parables set in ancient Babylon. It teaches saving, investing, and the importance of living within one's means to achieve wealth, encapsulated in stories like "The Five Laws of Gold."
Walk & Talk: Weekly Stroll & Networking - Dubai Marina
Walk & Talk: Weekly Stroll & Networking - Dubai Marina
New year's resolution? Let’s adopt a healthier lifestyle together 💪 Enjoy conversational paced walks in groups while getting to know each other. Join us for a refreshing blend of exercise, conversation, and connecting on a weekly basis. **[REGISTRATION HERE IS MANDATORY](https://jo.my/walk-talk-whatsapp-meetup)** Lace up your sneakers, embrace the outdoors, and get ready for a leisurely stroll that not only benefits your health but also fosters new friendships. **Walking increases cardiovascular fitness, strengthens bones, reduces excess body fat, and boosts muscle power and endurance.** Skip rush hour traffic driving home for a great walk after work. Pack your sports uniform and water bottle the day before and get ready for a joyful evening. **[=== <<< REGISTER NOW >>> ===](https://jo.my/walk-talk-whatsapp-meetup)** **Location** Dubai Marina walk - Just out of Marina mall. [Join our WhatsApp group for meeting point](https://jo.my/walk-talk-whatsapp-meetup) **Parking** Park your car in Marina mall (3 hrs free) and head out to the meeting point on Marina walk. **What to bring with you?** * Comfortable walking shoes and sports outfit. * Change your clothes in your office, car or the mall toilet. * Bottle of water and small towel if required. * Your phone to coordinate meeting if needed. **How does it work?** * We start with a quick round of introductions before we start our stroll. * We walk in groups one direction for 20 mins before we turn and walk back to the meeting point. * We stop at a local cafe for a cup of coffee (or your preferred beverage). **[=== <<< REGISTER NOW >>> ===](https://jo.my/walk-talk-whatsapp-meetup)** **🚶 Walking at Conversational Speed** Believing in the power of movement and meaningful conversations, our walks are designed for everyone, accommodating various fitness levels. Whether you're a casual stroller or a brisk walker, there's a place for you! **💬 Building New Connections** Engage in interesting conversations with fellow walkers. It's a fantastic opportunity to share stories, experiences, and perhaps discover common interests. Forge new connections while enjoying the beauty of the surroundings. **☕ Coffee Break** Right after our walk, we'll stop at a local cafe for a cup of coffee (or your preferred beverage). This is a chance to relax, exchange thoughts, and savor the camaraderie that comes with a shared cup of coffee. **How to Join:** 1. RSVP on Meetup 2. [Complete your registration here](https://jo.my/walk-talk-whatsapp-meetup) 3. Join our WhatsApp group or you’ll be added for meeting point. 4. Arrive at the meeting point a few minutes before the scheduled start time. 5. Bring a positive attitude and an openness to meeting new people. Don't miss out on the chance to walk, talk, and build connections. Let's stride towards a healthier lifestyle together! 🌳👟☕ Happy Walking 👟

Financial Ministry Events Near You

Connect with your local Financial Ministry community

Investing & Personal Finance Meeting
Investing & Personal Finance Meeting
If you are interested in selecting investment choices for your 401(k) or other workplace savings plan, minimizing your income tax liability, or identifying the most effective investments for your brokerage account, we are the group for you. We are a local chapter of Bogleheads**®**, whose investment strategy can be found here: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy Or you can peruse the Boglehead forum here: https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php I look forward to seeing you there. Mark Vonder Haar
Columbus Women's Investing & Personal Finance Meeting
Columbus Women's Investing & Personal Finance Meeting
**Welcome to the Women’s Columbus Bogleheads® Sub-Group** This sub-group is for **women who want to learn and discuss finances in a safe, supportive space**. For those interested in moving towards financial independence and retirement by learning investment basics, choosing your 401(k) investments, minimizing taxes, and more. We’re a local chapter of **Bogleheads®**, following a long-term, practical investment philosophy: [Investment Philosophy](https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy): https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy [Bogleheads Forum](https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php): https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php No question is too small, and no experience is too simple. Share, ask, and learn — at your own pace, without judgment, in a group of like-minded women. Let’s build confidence and knowledge **together**!
Game Night
Game Night
IxDA Chat ‘n Pancakes
IxDA Chat ‘n Pancakes
Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!
CMG Gives Back: Serve Brunch at FAITH MISSION GRANT KITCHEN!
CMG Gives Back: Serve Brunch at FAITH MISSION GRANT KITCHEN!
Join us as we get together to get together to help those in need at this CMG Gives Back event! We have a great little community of Movie Group friends so rather than see a movie this time, we’ll help “create a better world” by helping serve those in need. Here are complete details and our plan for this event: FAITH MISSION – GRANT KITCHEN: The Faith Mission kitchen and dining room serves residents 3 meals a day, every day of the year. For this event, our group will help prepare food, serve meals, assist residents in the dining room, wash dishes, and clean surfaces. PLAN: We will be preparing / serving / cleaning for BRUNCH from 10:30am to 12:30pm and have space for a total of 7 volunteers. Please arrive at 10:20am and wear closed-toe shoes and long pants. LOCATION: Faith Mission – Grant Kitchen is located at 245 N. Grant Ave. Enter the kitchen at Dock 1 (in the back of the building), indicated in the attached map. On-site parking in the adjacent lot and street parking is available in the surrounding area. Below are some links / attachments with additional info/details: IMPORTANT REMINDER: Our group will be providing all of the volunteers on this day so a firm RSVP count is essential. Please only sign up if you are certain you’ll be able to attend. If something unavoidable comes up, please try to update your RSVP no later than one week prior to the event. With few exceptions, no shows or cancelations within 1 week of the event will not be eligible for future CMG Gives Back events. I appreciate your understanding as we try to ensure the agencies have the volunteers needed to provide the essential services they provide to the vulnerable population they serve. Our Partner Agency for this event is Lutheran Social Services! A huge THANK YOU to all of YOU for volunteering at this (and any of our previous) CMG Gives Back events! Should be a good/fun/meaningful time together, Dan
BeComing Circle Initiates
BeComing Circle Initiates
http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/a/9/6/600_348310902.jpeg Instructor - Crow, HPS Class fee is $30 at the door or approved exchange RSVP with Advance pay of $25 (discounted) by PayPal on the web or by contacting Enchanted Elements (614) 437-2642. Reservations made directly to Enchanted Elements will be added to the class list manually not online. Private Instruction ~ Closed to the Public ~ Initiated Members Only Please come prepared for ritual. Blessings ~ Crow
CBusData: The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI
CBusData: The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI
The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.