Grid Computing

**\*\* NEW VENUE \*\*** Room 080.02.002 at RMIT (Building 80) - 445 Swanston St, Melbourne **\*\* NEW VENUE \*\*** **How Bad Terraform Reaches Prod: Building Azure Guardrails That Actually Work** - **@Maple** Terraform makes it easy to ship cloud changes fast, including the risky ones. This talk is a hands-on walkthrough of a small Azure lab where I intentionally introduce common "oops" changes (public exposure, missing tags, unsafe configs) and show how they slip through a typical IaC workflow unless you build real guardrails. **"Do not obey in advance" - Cybersecurity in the Fight Against Techno-Authoritarianism - @Mendas** Cybersecurity protects free speech and human rights. It plays an important role in resisting authoritarian regimes and protecting democratic freedoms. This talk discusses how encryption, anonymity tools, and similar technologies can help activists, journalists, and citizens evade state surveillance and censorship. Discussion highlights how digital resistance strategies can be used to counter oppression. **Streaming** If you can't attend the event in person the talks will be streamed in the "ruxmon-stream" voice channel in the Ruxcon Discord in the day of the event! (join now by clicking here: [https://discord.gg/g2CpEbkXmM](https://discord.gg/g2CpEbkXmM)

It's Footscray's famous Drag Bingo! We promise there is no drag bingo like it, it's famous for a reason! Join your fabulous drag host for an evening of fun bingo games, camp drag shows, comedy, cocktails, prizes & much more! [(Link to booking)](https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/825729) It's just $12 to play with over $100 in guaranteed prizes to give away including a $50 bar tab, $50 cash, and other drink and prize giveaways throughout the night. You can also add a cocktail or meal package to your ticket for the full Pride of our Footscray experience! Doors open 6:30pm and balls drop at 7:30pm sharp. Please ensure you allow plenty of time to be seated and get your food and drink before the show starts!

✨ KISMETRIX \| True Connection [Ticketed Event](https://www.kismetrix.com.au/all-events/?event=26356) ## East Meets West: Culture, Connection & Conversation Hosted by **KISMETRIX \| True Connection** 📍 **Ruelle Wine Bar** 30 Chatham St, Prahran VIC 3181 📅 **Friday, 27 March** 🕖 **7:00 PM – 9:30 PM (Hosted)** Guests are welcome to stay and enjoy the venue beyond 9:30 PM if they wish. ## A FRIDAY NIGHT FOR THOSE WHO VALUE DEPTH, CURIOSITY & REAL CONNECTION This is a **much-requested Kismetrix experience** — and we’re excited to finally bring it to life. **East Meets West: Culture, Connection & Conversation** is a refined Friday-night social designed for people who feel drawn to both **Asian and Western cultures** — through shared values, curiosity, and genuine human connection. This event is **not just for Asians.** It’s for **Asians and non-Asians alike** — anyone who appreciates Asian culture, is curious about it, or feels comfortable navigating between Eastern and Western worlds. No labels. No boxes. Just people meeting **in real life** — with openness, curiosity, and respect. ## THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL DATING EVENT No swiping. No forced rotations. No loud, chaotic party crowds. Instead, this is a thoughtfully hosted social evening where: • Conversation flows naturally • Light conversation starters or optional activities may be introduced to help break the ice • Connections form without pressure • People show up as they are — not as who they think they should be Whether you're open to **friendship, meaningful connection, romance, or simply a great conversation**, this night allows space for all of it. ## 💫 ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE Inspired by Asian values of **presence, respect, and depth** — blended with a modern Western social atmosphere — this evening creates a setting where cultures meet naturally. Expect: • A stylish, intimate wine-bar environment designed for conversation • Light hosting early in the evening to set the tone • Relaxed, free-flow mingling as the night unfolds • Optional conversation prompts inspired by culture, stories, and shared values The evening is thoughtfully hosted to create a **comfortable and welcoming atmosphere** for everyone attending. ## 🎯 WHO THIS NIGHT IS FOR This event is for people who: • Appreciate both Asian and Western cultures • Value depth over surface-level interaction • Enjoy meaningful conversation in relaxed social settings • Are socially aware, open-minded, and culturally curious • Want a Friday night that feels intentional and genuinely human Come solo or with friends — **many do.** ## 🍸 THE VIBE **Ruelle Wine Bar** offers an intimate, stylish backdrop perfect for connection. Expect: • A warm, moody cocktail-bar atmosphere • A culturally curious and socially aware crowd • Hosted support early in the evening, relaxed mingling later • A night that feels less like a “dating event” and more like a beautifully curated Friday night ## 🎟 TICKETS & INCLUSIONS Your ticket includes: • Entry to the curated **Kismetrix \| True Connection** experience • **One complimentary drink on arrival** • Thoughtful hosting to support conversation and flow • A welcoming social environment grounded in respect and inclusivity Additional drinks and food are available for purchase directly from the bar. 🎫 **Tickets are limited to maintain a comfortable and enjoyable atmosphere.** Early booking is recommended. [BOOK HERE](https://www.kismetrix.com.au/all-events/?event=26356) ## WHY PEOPLE LOVE KISMETRIX EVENTS • No apps. No swiping. Just real people • No scripts or rigid structures • Thoughtful curation without pressure • An enjoyable night — even if you attend solo Many guests come **“just for one drink”… and end up staying all night.** Come for a drink. Stay for the conversation. Let **East meet West — naturally.** ## 🔔 IMPORTANT NOTES • This is a **social connection event**; outcomes are never guaranteed • Respect, boundaries, and consent are central to the experience • Tickets are **non-refundable but transferable** Hosted by **KISMETRIX \| True Connection** 📧 [social@kismetrix.com.au]() 🌐 [www.kismetrix.com.au](http://www.kismetrix.com.au "http://www.kismetrix.com.au") Follow us on Instagram, Facebook & Eventbrite. By registering for this event\, you confirm that you have read and agree to Kismetrix \| True Connection’s **Terms & Conditions, Privacy Policy, Disclaimer, and Code of Conduct.**

Once a month Elni hosts our Port Phillip and Bayside socials. It’s a great opportunity to meet others. Our emphasis is on fun and enjoying each other’s company whilst supporting anyone who might need it. We each pay for our own food and drinks. This time, we’ll meet for dinner at Sons of Mary, a lovely place with a relaxed, elegant vibe. It’s a cosy spot with great service and a warm atmosphere — perfect for a friendly dinner and good conversations. We’d appreciate it if you could update your RSVP the day before so we can provide an exact headcount for the reservation. The table is booked under the name Elni. We hope to see you!

You are invited to join us at our Free Pranic Healing Clinic for wellbeing on Saturday 28th March between 10am - 1pm, at Calma Spa & Skin Clinic, Armadale. The treatment is designed to support your wellbeing by increasing relaxation, reducing stress and to experience the benefits of Pranic Healing, a non touch energy treatment. Benefits may include: · Reduction / removal of aches and pains · Reduction of stress and anxiety · Increased happiness Connect with like-minded individuals who share a passion for health, well-being, and using the power of energy to improve your life. Through healing and techniques you can balance and restore your energy, which may result in improved overall well-being. Pop in any time throughout the clinic time for a free mini treatment. Don't miss this opportunity to explore the fascinating world of energy healing with us! For more details visit: [www.phwn.com.au](www.phwn.com.au) Inquiries welcome, email: info@phwn.com.au

NuCalm is a patented, drug-free neuroscience technology designed to rapidly reduce stress, improve sleep quality, and aid recovery by shifting the body from a "fight-or-flight" state to a deeply relaxed parasympathetic state within minutes. [https://stamina.xosialx.com/nucalm.html](https://stamina.xosialx.com/nucalm.html) It uses neuroacoustic software, a biosignal processing disc, and light-blocking eye masks to guide brain waves from active beta states down to alpha/theta (relaxation/meditation) levels NuCalm uses a patented, clinically proven pitch and frequency matrix with non-linear oscillating algorithms to safely present your brain with precise signals, prompting what is known as a frequency-following response. Your brain synchronizes with the incoming NuCalm signals helping you naturally and effortlessly manage your state of mind by speeding up or slowing down your brain wave frequencies. NuCalm has mapped all of your brain wave frequency zones and created products to safely and predictably guide you to whatever mental state you desire. The amazing thing is, NuCalm is all-natural and works every time you use it within minutes. The best thing to do now is to watch the video on the website and download the NuCalm app. All you need is a headset and eye mask. This app purchase is covered with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Get started today and FEEL the difference even 15 minutes can make. WATCH THE VIDEO ON THE WEBSITE. [https://stamina.xosialx.com/nucalm.html](https://stamina.xosialx.com/nucalm.html)

We are meeting in the board-room of the 55th floor of 318 Russel Street (The Abode). When you arrive call me on 0447 591 141 and I'll come down and get you. ## **🛠️ Meetup Format (2 hours)** **⚡ Project Intros (5 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to briefly share: * What they’re building * What they want to focus on today **🚀 Build Sprints (90 minutes total)** We’ll run **three focused build cycles**: * **25 minutes** of deep, uninterrupted building * **5 minutes** of casual chatting, sharing progress, and asking questions **🎤 Demos & Wrap-up (10 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to: * Demo what they built * Share learnings or next steps This format balances **deep focus**, **collaboration**, and **show-and-tell**, while keeping things lightweight and fun.

Hi all! Welcome to the Melbourne Sci-Fi/Fantasy Social Catch-up. Come along and talk to like-minded people and catch up on all the things you love about this genre. Be it the latest movies, TV shows, or a book you love; or maybe, you have played this fabulous board or computer game that you just want to share with others. Geeky t-shirts or quirky badges welcome! What a great chance to chat with new people or old friends about so many diverse topics. You never know, you might find a whole new sub-genre to delve into. New and old members are welcome to attend. Food and drink will be available for purchase at the tavern. If your plans change (even if it is at the last moment), please change your RSVP to a NO, so your event host knows who to expect on the day and so I can manage the booking at the Mitre Tavern! See you soon 🤓🤓🤓🤓

**Welcome to Badminton Social (羽球匯友) Meetup!** Join us for regular badminton, social meetups, and a great time on the court around Caulfield. Let's build a welcoming badminton community and make some amazing memories together! Whether you are a beginner or a pro, this event is perfect for anyone looking to stay active, make new friends, and enjoy some friendly plays. Our group is made up of both local and international members, creating a diverse and welcoming atmosphere for everyone to join in. Not only will you have the chance to improve your Badminton skills and stay fit, but you'll also have the opportunity to connect with like-minded individuals who share a passion for healthy living and staying active. Come and be a part of our community in Melbourne, where friendships are made on and off the court. **Details as below:** When: 28 March, this Saturday Time: 6pm-7pm Where: Monash Sport Caulfield (1-min walk from Caulfield Station / free parking around the Station) Fee: $12 per head (PayID to the organizer) *#Limited spots - first come first served (RSVP)* *#Please bring your own racket(s); or you can rent it from the Centre (if needed)* ***#Please kindly update your RSVP as soon as possible if you need to cancel, so hopefully others can still get a spot to join. Cancellations within 24 hours or no-shows will be charged the full rate - Many thanks for your understanding and cooperation.*** *#Please let the organizer know after the first play, if you'd like to play regularly with the group ongoing and enjoy exclusive offer - Organizer will add you to our Whatsapp group for the regulars :)* *DISCLAIMER:* *By* *attending any event hosted by this Meetup group, you acknowledge and accept that participation involves inherent risks, including injury or loss of property, and you assume full responsibility for your safety. The organizers are not liable for any damages, injuries, or losses that occur, regardless of cause. You agree to follow any event guidelines, act responsibly, and understand that you are responsible for your own well-being. By attending, you accept these terms.*

🚀 Rapid Software Testing and AI (RST:AI) – Live in Melbourne 📍 Melbourne, Australia 📅 March 30 – April 1, 2026 🎓 3-Day Intensive Workshop AI is transforming how software is built. But how should testing evolve alongside it? Join world-renowned software testing leader Michael Bolton for an immersive three-day Rapid Software Testing and AI (RST:AI) workshop, delivered live and in person in Melbourne. Hosted by Salt Talent Solutions, this hands-on class explores how testers and engineering teams can critically evaluate automation and AI while applying them effectively in real-world testing work. This is not just another testing workshop. It’s an opportunity to rethink how testing works in the age of AI. 🎤 Meet Your Instructor \- Michael Bolton Global software testing expert and co-creator of Rapid Software Testing (RST). Michael has trained thousands of testers worldwide and is known for helping teams develop deeper skills in critical thinking, investigative testing, and quality analysis. In this class, he will explore how testers can responsibly and effectively integrate automation and AI into modern testing practices. 💡 What You’ll Learn Over three dynamic days, participants will explore: ✔ How to critically evaluate AI and automation in testing ✔ Practical ways to apply AI-enabled tools to real testing problems ✔ How to sharpen analytical thinking and investigative testing skills ✔ Techniques for testing AI-enabled systems responsibly ✔ The role of human judgment in an increasingly automated world 🎯 Who Should Attend This workshop is ideal for: • Software Testers & QA Engineers • Automation Engineers • Developers working closely with testing teams • Product & Engineering Leaders • Test Managers and Quality Leaders • Anyone interested in the intersection of AI and software testing If you want to strengthen your ability to analyse, question, and test modern systems, this workshop will transform how you approach your work. 🌍 Why This Workshop Matters AI is rapidly reshaping software development. But successful testing requires more than tools — it requires critical thinking, observation, and exploration. This workshop helps you understand: \- What AI can realistically do in testing \- Where human expertise remains essential How to balance automation with investigative testing 📅 Event Details 📍 Location: Melbourne, Australia 📆 Dates: March 30 – April 1, 2026 🎓 Format: Live, in-person workshop 🔎 Explore the Workshop Agenda [https://developsense.com/rst-and-ai?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop](https://developsense.com/rst-and-ai?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop) 🎟️ Secure Your Seat [https://luma.com/c645mbnj?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop](https://luma.com/c645mbnj?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop) Seats for this hands-on training workshop are limited. Join us in Melbourne and learn how to apply Rapid Software Testing principles in the age of AI.

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The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

**Complex Trauma Support Group** Our group is intended for survivors of complex trauma. If you are here, it’s likely that so much of who you are and what you have experienced in this life is actually invisible to most people––to family, society, coworkers, and the people who are around you. We are a peer-led group of survivors creating opportunities for ourselves and others to share our experiences, share support, and build relationships in kind community together. Survivor experiences might include: child sexual abuse, incest, child trafficking, and other experiences of people living with traumatic dissociation and complex PTSD. **What to expect at your first meeting:** Currently, we are offering a bi-monthly in person group at 2:00pm on the first and third Sunday of the month. The only criterion for joining the group is that you are a survivor of trauma wishing to have more kindness in your own life and share kindness with others, and that you agree to practice to group’s relational agreements available for view here: https://www.kindgroups.com/agreements. Joining the group is free of charge. We ask that new people connect with us for 30 minutes on the phone or on zoom before coming to their first group, so that we can determine together that we are a good fit. Our meetings last approximately 90 minutes. Participants are never required to share. You’re also welcome to choose a pseudonym and you will never be asked for private information. You are welcome to leave at any time. The kindness that survivors can share when among others who have survived similar childhood experiences is something we rarely get to experience. Time spent with others who understand even a little bit more about us is a relief. Our hope is to help ourselves and others experience that we are not alone. We wish for our efforts to be a cause of kindness in our own lives and the lives of each other. You can read more about the groups at www.kindgroups.com.

**Improving Office in Franklinton** Physical location: Improving Office 330 Rush Alley Suite #150 Columbus, OH 43215 Schedule: 6:00 p.m.: Socialize, eat, and drink. Improving will be providing pizza and beverages. 6:30 to 8:00 pm. Main meeting and presentation(s). Topic: Type Annotations with John Cassidy We meet on the last Monday of each Month. Presentations are given by members and friends of this group. If you would like to do a presentation (small or large) on a python topic, please contact Central OH Python at centralohpython@gmail.com

We connect you with up to 30 Men or Women tennis partners close to your PLAYING REGION and skill level. This program is less competitive, no champions crowned, no league standings just dedicated tennis partners who want to meet up with you on the courts. Players will meet up to play a tennis match or just to hit around. Just go through the [Join Page](https://www.tenniscolumbus.com/partner-program) to enter this program. [https://www.tenniscolumbus.com/partner-program](https://www.tenniscolumbus.com/partner-program)

**First meetup of the Columbus AI Engineering group.** We’ll kick things off with a practical, beginner-friendly discussion on: **How LLMs like ChatGPT actually work — and how to build real applications with them.** We’ll cover: * what’s actually happening under the hood (at a high level) * why LLMs behave the way they do (hallucinations, prompt sensitivity, etc.) * how people are building real systems with them today * where things break in practice This will be a **short, informal talk (\~15–20 min)** followed by open discussion and Q&A. Whether you’re an engineer, builder, or just curious about how modern AI systems work, you’re welcome to join. No slides, no fluff — just real conversation about real systems. We’ll hang out afterward and get to know each other.

**New Dojo Location!** **Draft Day Columbus** 1130 Dublin Road Columbus, OH 43215 We're going to try a new dojo location for a few weeks and see how it works Dojos are informal Python group study sessions where everyone interested in Python gathers to learn about Python, help others with Python, or just hang out. Everyone is welcome from Python beginners to experts. Bringing a laptop is encouraged (we'll have extension cords and power strips). If there's something you want to learn leave a comment on this invite so we can plan ahead. We're looking for topic suggestions and people interested in presenting at our monthly meetings. To this end we've set up a survey form at [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15eBKF1nQQ2XS5gzD4rvhVRHMBEj7lJtHuA9wXupS3Uc](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15eBKF1nQQ2XS5gzD4rvhVRHMBEj7lJtHuA9wXupS3Uc)