High Scalability Computing

Hello Rust Melbourne! Join us this Thursday for another Rust Melbourne Adventure! Matt Andrews will be giving a talk on the wonderful Bevy platform, with the talk titled "Bevy and Entity Component Systems". As for venue, food, and drinks sponsorship, Arkeus (https://arkeus.com/) have been kind to offer all three!

Hello all\~ I have a one-shot Call of Cthulhu available! If you are feeling spooky, these are the details: Date: Thursday the 26th of March Time: 6:30pm start Places: 6 Ticket cost: $25 Sign up link: https://www.egad.com.au/event-details-registration/call-of-cthulhu-fumbling-in-the-dark All details: The year is 1923. You have won a ticket to an intimate but lavish seance in Belgrave. The hostess promises a refined evening: a private séance to soothe grief, answer questions and to help move on. But from the moment you arrive, something feels off. The other guests watch you with bright eyes and ask strange questions. Maybe it is just the eccentric rich of Melbourne? You just need to spend one the evening being of polite; the chance to answer your questions is too tempting... The question is will this be your last night and will you join the spirits you are summoning? This is a **beginner friendly game** and knowledge of the game is not necessary. The essence and rules of the game will be taught on the day. On the night you will choose a pre-generated character designed for the scenario and settle in for 3 hours of game play. There will be dice dice trays, pencils and pens you can use on the night. You do not need to bring anything except yourselves. Please note that Call of Cthulhu is a horror investigation game. Be warned that this game will contain: contacting the dead, some body horror, desecration of the dead, blasphemy and spiritual misconduct. If you hold an **EGAD membership**; this event is eligible for free entry and discounts. If you have any further questions please email: *info@egnd.com.au* See you at the table, Sasa

The discussion topic for this meetup will be identity and whether or not history is a necessary condition for consciousness as Dretske proposed. James

## Details **Ruby Meetup Melbourne will be run as a hybrid meetup.** **1\. What** Join us for an evening of talks on Ruby and related topics, plus socialising, food and drinks. You can find out about the **[Talks for the night here](https://github.com/rubyaustralia/melbourne-ruby/milestones?direction=asc&sort=due_date&state=open)** Alternatively, their will be announced on Slack, Twitter, Github & Meetup closer to the date **2\. Where 📍** \- In Person: meet us at the Ferocia in Melbourne CBD from 5:30PM \- Online: Click [Jump in Zoom Meet Call](https://us02web.zoom.us/j/84834916944?pwd=SWlQOGJsbEZwNkNwVVk4Q25WaVNRZz09) from 6.30pm onwards **3\. Sponsors 🎉** This is a Ruby Australia supported meetup, with event sponsorship provided by our Major Sponsors: * [Ruby Australia](https://ruby.org.au/) * [Assembly Four](https://assemblyfour.com/) * [Gleam.io](https://gleam.io/) for our Drink sponsors for Melbourne Ruby Meetup * [Ferocia](https://ferocia.com.au/) for being our venue partner. **4\. Anything else ?** To suggest or vote on a talk, please look in[ Github repo](https://github.com/rubyaustralia/melbourne-ruby) **Come in from 5:30pm-6PM** for some early chatter, we'll kick the proceedings off properly around 6:15, hear from our presenters, and then socialise further after the talks. See you there 😄

Hey friends, please join us for our Meet and Geek at Pixel! We run this event every four weeks and it's a great opportunity to meet new people, play some games, and have some fun. If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out. Looking forward to seeing you all there! * **About the event:** Perfect if you're a solo gamer looking to make friends, or if you've never been to a Meet Up before! It's a welcoming, relaxed atmosphere where you can comfortably meet people and play games socially. There's a variety of games and player experience at all levels. * **Bring your own favourite game(s)!** There is a great selection of games provided by Pixel, but we encourage people to bring their own as well! If you don't have any, no dramas! Just join a table and learn a new game with help from our friendly community. * **Starting at 7pm and ending about 10pm** at Pixel Bar and Cafe. They have kindly let us use their space, so please show your support to this great venue by buying a drink or two (non-alcoholic options available!). If you're in need of a bite, you can order food to the venue too! * **Getting there:** Pixel Bar is opposite Huntingdale station, so there's trains, buses, and plenty of car parks! * **Regarding the Waitlist:** Please remove yourself from attending if you are unable to make the event. This allows others who are next in line on the waitlist to get a notification and be able to attend. We want the event as full as possible! * Dave, Hayley, and Laura

Too many kids as well as teenagers and adults have problems with study. Today's meetup will inform you about the basics in STUDY TECHNOLOGY that provides an understanding of the basics of learning and supplies exact ways to overcome all the pitfalls one can encounter during study. This is applicable to young children, teenagers (or their parents that are trying to help them) and adults alike. Study Technology shows how one studies in order to comprehend a subject so one can apply it. Laws on which learning is based and workable methods have also been discovered for anyone to apply for themselves or when teaching others. Too many students graduate from school and college unable to put to use what they’ve learned in school. It’s not that they’re stupid or that their teachers didn’t know how to teach. More than likely it traces back to the one thing missing from most educations—learning how to learn in the first place. We all went to school, yet isn’t it odd that no one taught us how to study? The information presented at this meetup can help anyone improve others or his own ability to learn. It is a practical tool that parents and teachers alike can use to enhance a child's study performance. You’ll learn the barriers that lie between your own or a child's education. And you will very quickly learn how to overcome them. This technology will enable you or a child to pursue any subject with skill and confidence. Teachers who have "hard to handle/distributive " or slow learners in class will absolutely love the amazing turn around most often seen in improved behaviour and student performance in class. If you or your child has difficulties at school (or learning new things at work or online) than this meetup is important to you. If you can not make it to our meetup than contact the organizer and arrange it to suit your time. This technology can if one was to live far away be taught online. (extension course) You may offcourse also opt to have this technology taught to your own child by experienced volunteeer staff or learn about this yourself and transfer this knowledge to those you want to have better grades. Yes it is possible to improve anyone's study performance. All it takes is just 5 steps. See you at this meetup. Pam

**\*\* NEW VENUE \*\*** Room 080.02.002 at RMIT (Building 80) - 445 Swanston St, Melbourne **\*\* NEW VENUE \*\*** **How Bad Terraform Reaches Prod: Building Azure Guardrails That Actually Work** - **@Maple** Terraform makes it easy to ship cloud changes fast, including the risky ones. This talk is a hands-on walkthrough of a small Azure lab where I intentionally introduce common "oops" changes (public exposure, missing tags, unsafe configs) and show how they slip through a typical IaC workflow unless you build real guardrails. **"Do not obey in advance" - Cybersecurity in the Fight Against Techno-Authoritarianism - @Mendas** Cybersecurity protects free speech and human rights. It plays an important role in resisting authoritarian regimes and protecting democratic freedoms. This talk discusses how encryption, anonymity tools, and similar technologies can help activists, journalists, and citizens evade state surveillance and censorship. Discussion highlights how digital resistance strategies can be used to counter oppression. **Streaming** If you can't attend the event in person the talks will be streamed in the "ruxmon-stream" voice channel in the Ruxcon Discord in the day of the event! (join now by clicking here: [https://discord.gg/g2CpEbkXmM](https://discord.gg/g2CpEbkXmM)

The optimum computing machine is a subject many of us have studied. If you were building one how would you design it? First the computer should be able to compute with perfect accuracy on any problem in the universe and produce answers which were always and invariably right. Second the computer would have to be swift, working much more quickly than the problem and process could be vocally articulated. Third the computer would have to be able to handle large numbers of variables and large numbers of problems simultaneously. Forth, the computer would have to be able to evaluate its own data and there would have to remain available within it not only a record of its former conclusions but the evaluations leading to those conclusions. Fifth, the computer would have to be served by a memory bank of nearly infinite capacity and would have to be available to the analytical portion of the computer in the smallest fractions of a second. Sixth, the computer would have to be able to rearrange former conclusions or alter them in the light of new experience. Seventh, the computer would need no exterior director, but would be entirely self determined about its programing guided only by the necessity –value of the solution which it itself would determine. Eight the computer should be self servicing and self arming against present and future damage and would be able to estimate future damage. Ninth the computer should be served by perception by which it could determine necessity –value. Tenth ,the memory bank should store perceptions as perceived ,consecutive with time received with the smallest possible time divisions between perception .It would then store in color-Visio (moving),tone audio (flowing),odor ,tactile and self sensation ,all of them cross –coordinated . Eleventh, for the purposes of solutions, it would have to be able to create new situations and imagine new perceptions hitherto not perceived and should be able to conceive these to itself in terms of tone –audio ,color-visio ,odor, tactile, and self sensation –and should be able to file anything so conceived as imagined ,labeled “memories” Twelfth, the entire machine should be portable. It might be somewhat astonishing at first to conceive such a computer .But the fact is, the machine is in existence .There are billions of them in use today and many ,many more billions have been made and used in the past . In fact you’ve got one .for we are dealing with the human mind. L.RON .HUBBARD Do you want to learn how the mind works?Then do not miss this meetup. RSVP now !!

✨ **Do you want to...** * 🫶🏽 Connect with like-minded people in your local community? * 🏋🏽‍♂️ Meet others who are passionate about growing, uplifting themselves, and supporting others? * 🌈 Share insights from your personal journey (or simply listen and learn)? * 🧘🏼‍♂️ Experience a simple yet powerful meditation practice to find calm and clarity? Or maybe you just want to... ☮️💟☯️ **Spend your Sunday evening in a peaceful, zen space and meet some amazing new people?** *** ### **Join us on Sundays!** Let’s come together, share positive energy, and build a warm, supportive local community. **Bring a friend (or two!) and let’s connect.** *** ### **What’s on the evening’s flow?** * **Open meet & greet** – connect and settle in * **Sharing circle** (totally optional!) – share your thoughts or simply listen * **20-30 min guided meditation** – for relaxation and deeper connection *** ### **Everyone is welcome!** All ages (with guardians for under 18), backgrounds, genders, and experiences – no meditation experience needed. The event runs for about **2.5 hours**, but you’re free to come and go as you need. *** ### **What to bring?** * **Donation:** A contribution of **$10 or more is recommended**. Your donations directly help us cover venue costs, provide resources, and keep this meditation community alive and growing. * **Warm jumper/jacket** (just in case!) * **Water** * **Any books/resources/inspiration you’d love to share** *** ### **Where?** 📍 **250 George St, Fitzroy VIC 3065** Enter through the church gates. You’ll see a small garden on the left and stairs on the right leading up to the **Dance of Life Yoga Studio (first door on your right upstairs).** *** ### **Important Notes:** * Spaces are **limited**, so if you can’t make it, please update your RSVP to “Not going” or send us a quick message. * **No-show policy:** To keep it fair for everyone, repeat no-shows without notice may not be able to RSVP in the future. * Attendees under 18 must have a guardian present.

We are meeting in the board-room of the 55th floor of 318 Russel Street (The Abode). When you arrive call me on 0447 591 141 and I'll come down and get you. ## **🛠️ Meetup Format (2 hours)** **⚡ Project Intros (5 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to briefly share: * What they’re building * What they want to focus on today **🚀 Build Sprints (90 minutes total)** We’ll run **three focused build cycles**: * **25 minutes** of deep, uninterrupted building * **5 minutes** of casual chatting, sharing progress, and asking questions **🎤 Demos & Wrap-up (10 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to: * Demo what they built * Share learnings or next steps This format balances **deep focus**, **collaboration**, and **show-and-tell**, while keeping things lightweight and fun.

🚀 Rapid Software Testing and AI (RST:AI) – Live in Melbourne 📍 Melbourne, Australia 📅 March 30 – April 1, 2026 🎓 3-Day Intensive Workshop AI is transforming how software is built. But how should testing evolve alongside it? Join world-renowned software testing leader Michael Bolton for an immersive three-day Rapid Software Testing and AI (RST:AI) workshop, delivered live and in person in Melbourne. Hosted by Salt Talent Solutions, this hands-on class explores how testers and engineering teams can critically evaluate automation and AI while applying them effectively in real-world testing work. This is not just another testing workshop. It’s an opportunity to rethink how testing works in the age of AI. 🎤 Meet Your Instructor \- Michael Bolton Global software testing expert and co-creator of Rapid Software Testing (RST). Michael has trained thousands of testers worldwide and is known for helping teams develop deeper skills in critical thinking, investigative testing, and quality analysis. In this class, he will explore how testers can responsibly and effectively integrate automation and AI into modern testing practices. 💡 What You’ll Learn Over three dynamic days, participants will explore: ✔ How to critically evaluate AI and automation in testing ✔ Practical ways to apply AI-enabled tools to real testing problems ✔ How to sharpen analytical thinking and investigative testing skills ✔ Techniques for testing AI-enabled systems responsibly ✔ The role of human judgment in an increasingly automated world 🎯 Who Should Attend This workshop is ideal for: • Software Testers & QA Engineers • Automation Engineers • Developers working closely with testing teams • Product & Engineering Leaders • Test Managers and Quality Leaders • Anyone interested in the intersection of AI and software testing If you want to strengthen your ability to analyse, question, and test modern systems, this workshop will transform how you approach your work. 🌍 Why This Workshop Matters AI is rapidly reshaping software development. But successful testing requires more than tools — it requires critical thinking, observation, and exploration. This workshop helps you understand: \- What AI can realistically do in testing \- Where human expertise remains essential How to balance automation with investigative testing 📅 Event Details 📍 Location: Melbourne, Australia 📆 Dates: March 30 – April 1, 2026 🎓 Format: Live, in-person workshop 🔎 Explore the Workshop Agenda [https://developsense.com/rst-and-ai?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop](https://developsense.com/rst-and-ai?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop) 🎟️ Secure Your Seat [https://luma.com/c645mbnj?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop](https://luma.com/c645mbnj?utm_source=social+media+linkedin&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Workshop) Seats for this hands-on training workshop are limited. Join us in Melbourne and learn how to apply Rapid Software Testing principles in the age of AI.

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✨ KISMETRIX \| True Connection [Ticketed Event](https://www.kismetrix.com.au/all-events/?event=26356) ## East Meets West: Culture, Connection & Conversation Hosted by **KISMETRIX \| True Connection** 📍 **Ruelle Wine Bar** 30 Chatham St, Prahran VIC 3181 📅 **Friday, 27 March** 🕖 **7:00 PM – 9:30 PM (Hosted)** Guests are welcome to stay and enjoy the venue beyond 9:30 PM if they wish. ## A FRIDAY NIGHT FOR THOSE WHO VALUE DEPTH, CURIOSITY & REAL CONNECTION This is a **much-requested Kismetrix experience** — and we’re excited to finally bring it to life. **East Meets West: Culture, Connection & Conversation** is a refined Friday-night social designed for people who feel drawn to both **Asian and Western cultures** — through shared values, curiosity, and genuine human connection. This event is **not just for Asians.** It’s for **Asians and non-Asians alike** — anyone who appreciates Asian culture, is curious about it, or feels comfortable navigating between Eastern and Western worlds. No labels. No boxes. Just people meeting **in real life** — with openness, curiosity, and respect. ## THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL DATING EVENT No swiping. No forced rotations. No loud, chaotic party crowds. Instead, this is a thoughtfully hosted social evening where: • Conversation flows naturally • Light conversation starters or optional activities may be introduced to help break the ice • Connections form without pressure • People show up as they are — not as who they think they should be Whether you're open to **friendship, meaningful connection, romance, or simply a great conversation**, this night allows space for all of it. ## 💫 ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE Inspired by Asian values of **presence, respect, and depth** — blended with a modern Western social atmosphere — this evening creates a setting where cultures meet naturally. Expect: • A stylish, intimate wine-bar environment designed for conversation • Light hosting early in the evening to set the tone • Relaxed, free-flow mingling as the night unfolds • Optional conversation prompts inspired by culture, stories, and shared values The evening is thoughtfully hosted to create a **comfortable and welcoming atmosphere** for everyone attending. ## 🎯 WHO THIS NIGHT IS FOR This event is for people who: • Appreciate both Asian and Western cultures • Value depth over surface-level interaction • Enjoy meaningful conversation in relaxed social settings • Are socially aware, open-minded, and culturally curious • Want a Friday night that feels intentional and genuinely human Come solo or with friends — **many do.** ## 🍸 THE VIBE **Ruelle Wine Bar** offers an intimate, stylish backdrop perfect for connection. Expect: • A warm, moody cocktail-bar atmosphere • A culturally curious and socially aware crowd • Hosted support early in the evening, relaxed mingling later • A night that feels less like a “dating event” and more like a beautifully curated Friday night ## 🎟 TICKETS & INCLUSIONS Your ticket includes: • Entry to the curated **Kismetrix \| True Connection** experience • **One complimentary drink on arrival** • Thoughtful hosting to support conversation and flow • A welcoming social environment grounded in respect and inclusivity Additional drinks and food are available for purchase directly from the bar. 🎫 **Tickets are limited to maintain a comfortable and enjoyable atmosphere.** Early booking is recommended. [BOOK HERE](https://www.kismetrix.com.au/all-events/?event=26356) ## WHY PEOPLE LOVE KISMETRIX EVENTS • No apps. No swiping. Just real people • No scripts or rigid structures • Thoughtful curation without pressure • An enjoyable night — even if you attend solo Many guests come **“just for one drink”… and end up staying all night.** Come for a drink. Stay for the conversation. Let **East meet West — naturally.** ## 🔔 IMPORTANT NOTES • This is a **social connection event**; outcomes are never guaranteed • Respect, boundaries, and consent are central to the experience • Tickets are **non-refundable but transferable** Hosted by **KISMETRIX \| True Connection** 📧 [social@kismetrix.com.au]() 🌐 [www.kismetrix.com.au](http://www.kismetrix.com.au "http://www.kismetrix.com.au") Follow us on Instagram, Facebook & Eventbrite. By registering for this event\, you confirm that you have read and agree to Kismetrix \| True Connection’s **Terms & Conditions, Privacy Policy, Disclaimer, and Code of Conduct.**

**Important time note:** Please plan on arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 as the elevators lock after 6 and you'll need to message us and we'll need to come get you. The building address is 4450 Bridge Park The entrance is 6620 Mooney St, Suite 400 **Abstract** Web Forms gave .NET developers a powerful abstraction for building reusable UI controls long before design systems were a thing. Web Components finally bring that same idea to the browser natively. This session explores how the Web Forms mindset translates into Custom Elements, Shadow DOM, and HTML templates. We’ll examine how Web Components enable design systems that work across frameworks, how they differ from server‑driven controls, and why they’re becoming a foundational layer for modern UI. Whether you’re maintaining legacy apps or building greenfield projects, you’ll leave with a practical understanding of how to apply familiar patterns in a modern, standards‑based way. **YouTube Link** TBA

We are a real world Martial arts group. \ Called DO JUNG ISHU (the art of fighting) \ Based off of Jeet kune do we just continued where Bruce Lee left off. \ We have been around a while. \ We are donation based. Every week we get together and work technical skills and live pressure testing. \ Almost all of the instructors have been in everything from altercations in the real world to the ring and some still compete in the cage. \ If you want to take your skills up, improve your confidence, gain self defense skills, get in better shape, test yourself or just want to kill some time and possibly get hit a bit come on down. \ We will be located at 3923 N High St, Columbus, OH 43214 inside the whetstone rec in the auditorium, center upstairs in classroom B or outside in the grass between the playground and horseshoe area. our instructors are normally in a black and red art of fighting shirt \ if you can not find us call or text me at 6143570295 Saturday 1pm Wednesday 5:30pm From Age 16 and up. attendees under the age of 18 must have a guardian with them. \ \ You must have a free leisure card for the rec center and must be registered for our class specifically .\ Wear workout clothing \ Bring a MOUTHPIECE! \ WE HAVE GLOVES. \ Hope to see you soon :-).\ We are run off of donations. \ let me know if you have any questions :)

Builders, creators, architects, admins, consultants - come one, come all. This one's for you. We're bringing a little friendly competition to the Columbus ServiceNow community while highlighting the cool things people have built on the platform. Five presenters will take the stage to showcase something they've built, solved, designed, or imagined on the ServiceNow platform - and a panel of judges (plus YOU, our amazing audience) will score them live. So basically, America's Got Talent but make it ServiceNow's Got Talent. Bring a notepad if you'd like 'cause you'll definitely be learning something new. Each presenter gets 10 minutes max to wow the crowd with: • A demo • A real-world business solution • A bold idea • A UX transformation • Or a creative use of the platform Judging Criteria: 🏆 Business Value 🚀 Innovation ✨ User Experience This event is about celebrating ideas, sharing knowledge, and showing how ServiceNow can drive both business impact and meaningful user value. Come learn. Come support. Come get inspired. Refreshments and bites will be provided. And maybe next time… you’ll be on stage.

Whether you've never done improv before, or you've done it for so long you knew Del Close on a personal level, or anywhere in between, come join us! Swing by *Gresso's* for the **Columbus Improv Comedy Meetup** for some fun and games! Tonight's a special one; this is "Long form" night! Most nights here at Improv Meetup, we play "short form" games, where the host has established rules that the players must adhere to. These scenes frequently do not tell a connected story and are focused on following those rules; games such as "Alphabet Game" where every next sentence needs to start with the next letter of the alphabet, or "Interrogation" where it's a guessing game. Tonight is focused on "long form", where we will see groups of people come up and do a sort of improvised play. There may be rules to the structure itself to adhere to, or it may be more free form, but doing this allows players to establish a shared world, and to establish characters and callbacks. While your average game may last 2-3 minutes, a long form set will last much longer, and have 4+ people involved. This may be a more complicated night, but we will make sure you feel supported to try this out. Our meetup, which is central Ohio's longest running (and free!) weekly comedy event, brings the games (and occasionally different forms) for you to play in a safe, supportive, and compassionate environment. Not only is it a lot of fun, but you get to work on thinking faster on your feet, plus it's an excellent way to meet new people and make friendships that'll last a lifetime! Ask yourself if you want to join the **Columbus Improv Comedy Meetup**, and say "Yes, And" that you'll have fun!

**Improving Office in Franklinton** Physical location: Improving Office 330 Rush Alley Suite #150 Columbus, OH 43215 Schedule: 6:00 p.m.: Socialize, eat, and drink. Improving will be providing pizza and beverages. 6:30 to 8:00 pm. Main meeting and presentation(s). Topic: Type Annotations with John Cassidy We meet on the last Monday of each Month. Presentations are given by members and friends of this group. If you would like to do a presentation (small or large) on a python topic, please contact Central OH Python at centralohpython@gmail.com

We are a real world Martial arts group. \ Called DO JUNG ISHU (the art of fighting) \ Based off of Jeet kune do we just continued where Bruce Lee left off. \ We have been around a while. \ We are donation based. Every week we get together and work technical skills and live pressure testing. \ Almost all of the instructors have been in everything from altercations in the real world to the ring and some still compete in the cage. \ If you want to take your skills up, improve your confidence, gain self defense skills, get in better shape, test yourself or just want to kill some time and possibly get hit a bit come on down. \ We will be located at 3923 N High St, Columbus, OH 43214 inside the whetstone rec center in the auditorium, upstairs in classroom B or outside in the grass between the playground and horseshoe area. our instructors are normally in a black and red art of fighting shirt \ if you can not find us call or text me at 6143570295 Saturday 1pm Wednesday 5:30pm From Age 16 and up. attendees under the age of 18 must have a guardian with them. \ \ You must have a free leisure card for the rec center and must be registered for our class specifically .\ Wear workout clothing \ Bring a MOUTHPIECE! \ WE HAVE GLOVES. \ Hope to see you soon :-).\ We are run off of donations. \ let me know if you have any questions :)

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.