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Your cat might be under 21, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t drink! We are bringing the cats to the beer garden. Feel free to come with or without a cat and get ready to socialize and raise a glass with fellow cat lovers! 🍻 This is a great opportunity to make new friends. I will be bringing one or both of my cats and they would love to meet you! If you bring your cat, make sure they are wearing a collar, harness, leash, in a backpack, carrier, and/or stroller. Cats should also have all their vaccinations up-to-date. We will be meeting in the side tent called the “special events tent” opposite of the entrance. We have the tent fully reserved for our group! Just a heads up that there will be loud music playing at the tent next door starting at 9 PM. You are welcome to stay as long as you like but that is why the event officially ends at 8:30 PM. It is also Misty’s birthday celebration!!🐱🎂 I will be bringing party hats for both kitties and humans. 🅿️: From the Shipgarten website, “Our free parking can be found at 1651 Old Meadow Rd McLean, VA 22102. We have a complimentary shuttle which has continuous service after 3pm on weekdays and starting at 11am on weekends.” Ⓜ️: The venue is a 7 minute walk from the McLean station on the silver line.

International Day of Protest Against Shock Treatment Educational Open House Join us for an educational Open House in observance of the International Day of Protest Against Shock Treatment, an internationally recognized day focused on awareness, ethics, and human rights in mental health care. This event is designed to inform the public about electroconvulsive therapy (ECT)—its history, current use, reported risks, and the importance of informed consent, transparency, and patient rights. Through educational displays and guided discussion, attendees will have the opportunity to review documented information and see an excerpt of the documentary, *Therapy or Torture*. The Open House emphasizes the importance of ethical standards in mental health treatment and the need for safeguards that protect individuals from harm, coercion, or misuse of authority. What to expect: Educational exhibits and informational materials Historical and contemporary context on shock treatment Discussion on informed consent and patient rights A respectful, non-political learning environment This event is open to the public and intended for community members, students, professionals, advocates, and anyone interested in human rights and ethical mental health care. Quiet reflection, questions, and thoughtful conversation are welcome.

♠️ Spades in Virginia! ♠️ Nando's Peri Peri, Mosaic District 2987 District Ave Ste 100, Fairfax, VA 22031 🌟 3rd Friday Spades in Virginia! 🕕 6:30pm to 10:30pm 😀 **Posted in multiple groups. So, expect a nice crowd.** 🚗 Parking is FREE!!! 🍷 Alcoholic beverages are available! Please support the business by purchasing food/drinks. ✅️ No partner needed! Get matched with a partner onsite. All skill levels are welcome. ❤️ Come hang out with a friendly and welcoming group. Meet new people and have a great time! 🌟 The fun starts at 7pm! RSVP today.

***Access to the God Current with HU*** **Some of the benefits of HU:** * **Releases stress, worry, and fear.** * **Opens the door to higher awareness and miracles in your life.** * **Deepens your connection to the divine, regardless of your belief** **Experience the Sound of Soul, pause in quiet reflection, and join a gentle spiritual conversation—at your own pace, with no obligation.** **Ways to participate:** **IN-PERSON MARYLAND ECK CENTER** **1738 Elton Rd., Suite 104,** **Silver Spring, MD 20903** **ON ZOOM** **🔗[SOUND OF SOUL EVENT](https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89597899210?pwd=reKwx1zJtFNylttx8N4LKs3zYJN7a3.1)** **Meeting ID: 895 9789 9210** **Passcode: 978196** **Phone: (301) 715-8592** **Questions?** **Call or text: (301) 439-2120; Email: [MEC@eckankarmaryland.org](mailto:MEC@eckankarmaryland.or)** **Presented by the Maryland & D.C. Satsang Societies Inc., Chartered Affiliates of ECKANKAR.** **Copyright © 2026 ECKANKAR. The terms ECKANKAR, ECK, EK, MAHANTA, SOUL TRAVEL, and VAIRAGI, among others, are trademarks of ECKANKAR, PO Box 2000, Chanhassen, MN 55317-2000 U.S.A.**

Join us for a **fun, curious, and reflective evening walk** through four of DC’s most iconic war memorials — moving from daylight to twilight to full night as the monuments shift in mood and meaning. This is a **zero‑expertise, all‑welcome** adventure designed for adults who like learning, laughing, and noticing things together. We’ll explore how the U.S. remembers war — through architecture, symbolism, and the stories we choose to elevate — with **light, playful activities at each stop**. Perfect just before Memorial Day! **⭐ What to Expect** * **Total distance:** \~1.5 miles, slow pace * **Difficulty:** Easy, mostly flat * **Vibe:** Playful, thoughtful, welcoming * **Who’s welcome:** Everyone — solo attendees, friends, couples, locals, visitors * **Cost:** Free (tips optional, never expected) **⭐ Want to come along?** RSVP, bring water, and wear comfy shoes. This is one of the most beautiful times of day to see the memorials — and one of the best ways to experience how DC tells its stories. ***

The Alexandria Brunch Club is a long running brunch event. We're a friendly bunch of people of different backgrounds, who enjoy a nice morning brunch and fun conversations. As has been the tradition, La Madeleine's in Old Town Alexandria is our place for brunching on a Sunday of every month. I find that a Sunday brunch is nice way to socialize and to just get myself out of the house. Afterward, Old Town, the Potomac and the myriad of parks are nice places for strolling after breakfast. BEST PARKING IN OLD TOWN Courthouse Square Parking lot 111 S Pitt St - Same side as La Madeliene, Two Doors Down Usually $1/hour Weekends and after 5pm, Weekdays For any questions and such feel free to message me. I am the main organizer. My best to all! Phil Matera

**This talk has completely sold out in advance and no additional tickets will be sold at the door. A repeat of the talk at Penn Social in DC on Monday, May 18 still has tickets available.** [Profs and Pints Northern Virginia](https://www.profsandpints.com/washingtondc) presents: **“How AI Alters Thinking,”** on dealing with artificial intelligence’s capacity to change and undermine our thought processes, with Eli Alshanetsky, assistant professor of philosophy at Temple University, principal investigator at its Cognitive Integrity Lab, and author of an upcoming book on AI and freedom of thought. [Advance tickets: $13.50 plus sales tax and processing fees. Available at [https://events.ticketleap.com/tickets/profsandpints/nv-how-ai-alters](https://events.ticketleap.com/tickets/profsandpints/nv-how-ai-alters) .] Doctors who give bad advice can be sued for malpractice. Teachers belong to a profession with set standards. When artificial intelligence guides you, however, that guidance comes with a disclaimer: Use at your own risk. Every day millions of people take that risk, and usually AI seems genuinely helpful. But even if AI gives us good answers, might its use over time do bad things to how we think? Explore the relationship between AI and our own minds with Eli Alshanetsky, whose Cognitive Integrity Lab studies how artificial intelligence changes how we think, learn, and build trust. Author of *Articulating a Thought* and the upcoming book F*reedom of Thought in the Age of AI*, he’s on the cutting edge of efforts to answer AI-related questions such as: How can we tell when work is truly our own? How can technology support rather than replace authorship and reflection? What does trust mean when AI mediates our relationships with others and with our own thoughts? To set up his discussion of potential consequences of AI, he’ll describe how social media’s impact on society serves as a preview. Social media didn’t just give people what they wanted to click on, it actually changed what they regarded as click-worthy. It broke attention spans and fueled radicalization across millions of very different people. It left us with people who doom-scroll for hours, who can’t focus, who don’t know what to trust anymore. If you’d shown people this version of themselves ten years ago, would they have chosen it? Artificial intelligence is making a similar deal with us, but the stakes are higher. It isn’t chasing clicks. It’s optimized for giving you the most satisfying response to whatever is on your mind right now. The risk over time isn’t just that you’ll get lazy. More profoundly, even when you think hard, your sense of what counts as good thinking—as well as what sounds like you—will shift to match what AI has been feeding you. We’ll consider what kind of person this produces and whether this is someone we want to be or want children to become. Professor Alshanetsky will lay out a practical framework, which he calls “the interaction layer,” for using AI without letting it replace the thinking it’s supposed to support. He’ll also talk about what AI-related concerns should be the focus of parents and educators. (Doors: $17, or $15 with a student ID. Listed time is for doors. Talk starts 30 minutes later.) Image: Illustration by David S. Soriano / Creative Commons.

🎭 DMV Mystery & Social Game Night! 🍦 Looking for a fun, social way to spend your Saturday? Join us for a mix of Secret Hitler, Mafia, and murder mystery games — no experience needed, just bring your sense of humor! 🗓️ Every 3rd Saturday @ 4 PM 📍 Meridian at Eisenhower 🍨 Snacks, ice cream, and good vibes provided 👥 Hosts: Terry (626) 679-5001 & Nishant (914) 473-0481 Come solo or with friends — we’ll make sure you feel welcome and included. 😄 Fun games • New friends • Great energy

Straight from the Hit TV Show MASTERS OF ILLUSION and 3X COMEDY MAGICIAN OF THE YEAR WINNER, Eric is bringing his quick wit COMEDY and mind blowing MAGIC for an Adults-Only Comedy Magic Show. \*\*\* Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. This does NOT include items bought in the basement at the Bier Baron Tavern. All General Admission seating is first come first serve, **therefore they cannot guarantee seating together this includes GROUPS so please** arrive at least 30-45 minutes to an hour PRIOR to show time for better seat selection. Doors CLOSE 30 minutes after showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out. Each ticket holder MUST purchase 2 items. Purchases made at the bar do not count. WEAR SOMETHING RED so we know you are with the group. There are 2 ticket options General Admission $29.50 per ticket Preferred Seating $40.50 per ticket Here's the link to paste in your browser [https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/347003?fbclid=IwY2xjawQfl71leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR7-pnKlVBu0f1qRgbyTjvsakLv0Tr99v1txWpQ6LrWLtP0DJpjvcCNZNhhJAA_aem_BqIOhI167HB1rr00wT8eNw](https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/347003?fbclid=IwY2xjawQfl71leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR7-pnKlVBu0f1qRgbyTjvsakLv0Tr99v1txWpQ6LrWLtP0DJpjvcCNZNhhJAA_aem_BqIOhI167HB1rr00wT8eNw) [](https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=38.91028%2C%20-77.048485) DC Comedy Loft 1523 22nd Street NW · Washington, DC :00 PM EDT

Sleep in on Sundays. When you've had your fill of pajama-time, roll out and have some tasty brunch with your fellow Humanists!

James by Percival Everett is a retelling of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn from the perspective of the enslaved man, Jim, who is renamed "James" in the novel. The story follows James as he escapes slavery after learning he will be sold, and he teams up with a young Huck Finn on a raft journey down the Mississippi River, confronting the brutalities of slavery and challenging the myths surrounding it through sharp wit, humor, and a deep exploration of language and identity

Let’s meet and wander the galleries! General admission on Sundays is free.

PO Box 21. Is a speakeasy in the basement of Highbanks Distillery in Westerville. Check out the menu: https://www.poboxtwentyone.com/home