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This month's topic is the all-in-one green platform beeco. If you are: * working or interested in sustainability, * interested in bringing climate action into your current role, * or just looking to grow your network, exchange ideas, and connect with like-minded people, …this event is for you! Whether you are new to Budapest, a local or just visiting, we encourage you to join us on the 27th March at 18:00 in the city center for a friendly event to mingle with like-minded people. Our events are in English, so don't worry if you don't speak Hungarian. **Let's meet at KUBIK Coworking office!** \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- **What to expect:** 1. 17:45 - 18:00: Attendees arrive. 2. 18:00 - 18:10: **Greetings and introduction** 3. 18:10 - 18:50: **[Kristóf Hegedűs](https://www.facebook.com/hkristof1/) \- What is an all\-in\-one green platform?** Everybody has a really busy life these days, but humanity has an urgent topic to find a solution for: sustainability! How can a person do its best? What should I do? At beeco we are working on it and we hope you also have some ideas! Let’s build it together! 4. 18:50 - 20:00: **Mingling** Have thought-provoking conversations and exchange ideas with other community members on the topic of sustainability. Drinks and snacks included! This event's speaker is *Kristóf Hegedűs, co-founder of [beeco](https://www.beeco.hu/en)*: *A certified biomechatronics and medical engineer, rock climber, nature lover, and explorer, he is driven by his desire to live in harmony with nature in a more eco-friendly world.* \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- Let's share, learn, and build something meaningful together! **Note**: The talks will be recorded and published on YouTube. By attending this event you accept that you might appear in a photo or video taken and published by the organizers. If you wish to remain private, please let us know on-site before the event. This event is hosted and organized by [Lombiq Technologies](https://lombiq.com/).

FlowDan’s Mix is a Latin-inspired dance party workout. High energy, easy-to-follow choreographies, and nonstop good vibes! Each class has a theme we dance through Class fee: 2500 Huf 5 class pass: 10000 Huf

Spring has sprung! And dreams of the upcoming year are being born! The Misty Crystal Dream Circle invites you to join our monthly group dreamwork gathering on the evening of 27 March 2026, at 6:30pm at Bp 1066, Zichy Jenő u. 27 (buzzer #16). Join us as we explore those mysterious experiences of the night, those cryptic dramas from beyond the veil. We use the methods of dreamwork (open-ended questions, noting associations, exploring symbols, dream theater, and more) to unfold these gifts from the unconscious, to give us insight and guidance for how to live our lives. Participation fee: 2,500 forints in advance, 3,000 on site Revolut: @donaldvm5g PayPal: theo.huffman@gmail.com Bank transfer: 10918001-00000093-94110007

A different way to end the week. **Friday Sobers: The Tea Social** is a relaxed Friday evening gathering at Okuma — good tea, small bites, and easy conversation from 6 to 9PM. Each table is poured a different tea, so the simplest way to meet someone new is to wander over and taste what they’re brewing. No alcohol, no rush — just a warm room, an open seat, and something worth sipping A Dj will be playing soft tunes. Ticked event, please book here: [https://okuma.space/event/friday-sobers-the-tea-social/](https://okuma.space/event/friday-sobers-the-tea-social/)

Join us for the new session of our discussion series **“A Night With…”**, where we dive into timeless myths and their universal messages. Following our last session, where we explored the duality of Apollinian & Dionysiac, this the time to delve into the journey of Orhpeus. **What to expect:** * I will open the meetup with a short introduction to Orpheus’ myth and share (or suggest) a few possible interpretations and connections. * After that, the floor is yours! Bring your thoughts, reflections, and any links you see between this myth and other domains, e.g. literature, art, philosophy, psychology, history or even your own creative work. * If you’re an artist and your work resonates with the divine twins' story, feel free to share it with the group. **Before the event:** Take 5 minutes to read the quick snippet of Orpheus’ myth (provided below👇🏽) and think of: * A book, artwork, or personal reflection that relates to her story. * Any modern parallels or insights you’d like to discuss. This is a space for **open dialogue, creativity, and shared exploration**. ### **🫧The story of Orpheus in Brief** **🎼Orpheus is the legendary poet–musician** of Greek myth, famous for playing the lyre so beautifully that animals, trees, and even stones were said to be **moved by his song.** He marries Eurydice, a nymph (or mortal woman in some versions), and their happiness is brief: Eurydice dies suddenly, most commonly after being bitten by a snake while fleeing danger or wandering in the fields. Stricken with grief, Orpheus refuses to accept her death. **He descends alive into the Underworld to bring her back.** There, his music softens the hearts of the rulers of the dead, Hades and Persephone. Moved by his devotion and the power of his art, they agree to release Eurydice, on one condition: Orpheus must lead her upward to the world of the living without looking back at her until they have both reached the surface. Orpheus begins the ascent, hearing her footsteps behind him but unable to see her. Near the exit, at the threshold between darkness and daylight, **doubt and longing overwhelm him**. He turns to look. In that instant Eurydice is lost again, fading back into the Underworld, unreachable. Orpheus tries to follow, but the passage is closed to the living; he is forced to return alone. After this second loss, Orpheus withdraws from love and society. In many versions, he is eventually killed violently (most famously torn apart by maenads). Even then, the myth insists that his song persists: his severed head and lyre continue to “sing” as they drift downstream, and the lyre is later placed among the stars as a constellation. 📃📜**Principal ancient sources:** * Plato, *Symposium* * Apollonius Rhodius, *Argonautica* * Virgil, *Georgics* * Ovid, *Metamorphoses* * Pausanias, *Description of Greece* * Hyginus, *Astronomica* * | | | --- | |

There’s something special about a Saturday morning that begins slowly — with movement, music, and a relaxed brunch. (Scroll for Hungarian) Our Yoga & Brunch event is exactly that: when movement and nourishing food come together to create a shared experience.🌿 Join us for a Saturday morning of: 🧘‍♀️ Flow yoga 🎶 Live handpan music 🥣 Vegan brunch ✨ A moment to recharge in a calm, inspiring space in the heart of the city. The program begins with a 75-minute Flow yoga class, guided by Ivett and accompanied by Richard’s live handpan music. In this gentle, continuous flow practice, the breath guides the movement, creating a natural rhythm where the practice can almost become a form of moving meditation. Ivett has been practicing yoga for more than ten years and comes from a modern-contemporary dance background. In her Flow classes, the connection between breath and movement is at the heart of the practice. As Ivett says: “For me, yoga is not just physical exercise – it’s a path back to myself.” The class is accompanied by Richárd’s handpan music, which responds to the rhythm of the practice and helps shape the atmosphere of the space. As he describes it: “My connection to music comes from presence — from an inner silence that slowly takes shape as sound.” Brunch after the practice After the class, from 11:15, a nourishing brunch awaits you, prepared by Smoothie Sanctuary. You can choose from specialty smoothies and smoothie bowls made from fresh, premium ingredients, offering a satisfying brunch experience. Participation fee 12,000 HUF / person The price includes: • a 75-minute yoga class with live handpan music • a full brunch menu of your choice (shot, juice and smoothie or smoothie bowl) Registration Spaces are limited, therefore advance booking is required. Please reserve your spot through the link: https://www.sanctuary.hu/service-page/yoga-brunch-with-live-handpan-music?referral=service_list_widget // Van valami különleges abban, amikor egy szombat reggel lassan indul: mozgással, zenével és egy nyugodt brunch-al. A Yoga & Brunch eseményünk pontosan erről szól: amikor a mozgás és a tápláló ételek találkoznak, és közös élménnyé állnak össze. 🌿 Mozdulj velünk szombat reggel: 🧘‍♀️ flow jóga 🎶 élő handpan zene 🥣 vegán brunch ✨ városi feltöltődés egy különleges, nyugodt térben. A program egy 75 perces Flow jógaórával indul, amelyet Ivett vezet, Richárd élő handpan játékával kísérve. A könnyed, folyamatos áramlású gyakorlásban a légzés adja a ritmust a mozdulatoknak, így a mozgás szinte meditációvá válik. Ivett több mint tíz éve gyakorolja a jógát, modern-kortárs táncos háttérrel érkezett a gyakorlás világába. Az áramló Flow gyakorlásban a légzés és a mozgás összekapcsolása áll a középpontban. Ahogy Ivett fogalmaz: „Számomra a jóga nem csupán testmozgás – hanem egy út vissza önmagamhoz.” Az órát Richárd handpan játéka kíséri, amely a gyakorlás ritmusára reagálva teremti meg az atmoszférát. „A zenével való kapcsolatom a jelenlétből születik: egy belső csendből, ami lassan külső hangokká formálódik.” Brunch a gyakorlás után A jógaóra után 11:15-től brunch vár, a Smoothie Sanctuary jóvoltából. Friss, prémium alapanyagokból készült specialty smoothiek és smoothie bowlok közül választhatsz egy tápláló brunch keretében. Részvételi hozzájárulás 12.000 Ft / fő Az ár tartalmazza: • a 75 perces, handpan kísérettel vezetett jógaórát • egy teljes, szabadon választott brunch menüt (shot, juice és smoothie vagy smoothie bowl) Jelentkezés A helyek száma korlátozott, ezért előzetes foglalás szükséges. Foglalás: https://www.sanctuary.hu/service-page/yoga-brunch-with-live-handpan-music?referral=service_list_widget

Hello everyone, Take a break from your week, make progress on your reading in good company, then join a relaxed chat about what everyone's been reading. ️Schedule 10:30 \- 11:00 \| Arrival & Introduction round 11:00 \- 12:00 \| Silent Reading Hour 12:00 \- 13:00 \| Chat & Discussion **The After-Event (New Trial!)** \* This Saturday, we’re trying something new: heading to a nearby café for a coffee or sandwich. We’ll see if there’s a need for this kind of "after-session" style, so feel free to join and help us test it out! Location Metropolitan Ervin Szabo Public Library, Boulevard Library It will take place in the event room. After you enter the library, turn right, cross the lounge, and go down the stairs at the far end. If you bring snacks, you can have them in the lounge area. Whether you're a regular or a first-timer, you're welcome. See you there! **[Facebook Page](https://www.facebook.com/people/Budapest-Silent-Book-Club/61567388151835)** (previous books read in sessions) **[Goodreads](https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/1271292-budapest-silent-book-club)**[ ](https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/1271292-budapest-silent-book-club)(monthly book club voting) **[Silent Book Club](https://silentbook.club/pages/about-us)** (the idea itself, where did it come from?) **Support Us** This is a free event, but Meetup has its own fee. If you'd like to contribute and help keep this going, you're welcome to donate via Revolut, every bit helps! [Donate via Revolut](https://revolut.me/schmidtpeter) We keep track of all donations in this [spreadsheet](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1C_N9CN_pQO5aUYezqzQW4GS7pr8IfplchwG8-ruZ19g/edit?usp=sharing) — full transparency! sheet for it

Join us for a focused and calming session of oil painting, where we’ll explore the art of realism through a classic subject: fruit. In this workshop, you’ll create a small fruit painting on canvas using oil paints — perfect for beginners and those curious about traditional techniques. ✨ What to expect: – Step-by-step guidance through the process of painting realistic fruit – Learn basic oil painting techniques: layering, blending, and highlights – Work on a small canvas and take home your finished artwork – All materials provided – just bring yourself! Fee: 8500 Ft Whether you're new to oil painting or want to refine your skills, this cozy session is a great way to slow down, observe details, and create something timeless.

**IMPORTANT: If you haven't already, please make an account on [budapestracketclub.com](https://budapestracketclub.com/), soon it will be our main platform for scheduling events. Thank you!** We’ve confirmed our reservations for two courts and we are all set for our upcoming badminton session! Here are the details: * **Date:** Sunday, 29 March 2026 * **Time:** 12:00 - 14:00 * **Location:** Tüskecsarnok –[ Google Maps](https://maps.app.goo.gl/urUMXA9WHcp3xJjb6) * *Note*: Navigating to this pin will take you directly to the ramp leading down to the entrance of the sports center. If you need help, reach out via WhatsApp or MeetUp! This will be a relaxed afternoon: open rallying on three available courts with players rotating into mixed doubles as numbers allow. No strict schedule—just come ready to play and meet fellow badmiton enthusiasts. **Skill Level** We welcome players of all skills, ages, and abilities. There are no level expectations, but be prepared to play with mostly beginner and intermediate players and adjust your expectations accordingly. The goal is to have fun and enjoy the game! **Need a Racket?** Loaner rackets are available; please reach out via WhatsApp or the comments if you’d like one set aside. **Costs** This will depend on the final number of attendees but please be prepared to pay **at most** 3,000 Ft per person for the court rental. We will confirm the final price on the day of. **Next steps:** 1. **Create an account on** [https://budapestracketclub.com/](https://budapestracketclub.com/) 2. **RSVP on MeetUp** so we can track attendance and confirm court numbers. 3. Spread the word—the larger our community, the sooner we can set up more recurring sessions, tournaments, and social events: * **Website:** [https://budapestracketclub.com/](https://budapestracketclub.com/) * **WhatsApp:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/Dofz0CpQIpU5bNhcvbw0g9](https://chat.whatsapp.com/Dofz0CpQIpU5bNhcvbw0g9) * **Facebook Group:** [https://www.facebook.com/groups/budapestracketclub](https://www.facebook.com/groups/budapestracketclub) See you on the court!

Tickets: https://cooltix.hu/event/69bc741a80d154bbb6a10b1c Hot Paprika Presents: The Office Pub Quiz Bears, Beets & Brainteasers Await! Date: 28th March \| Time: 8 PM \| Venue: Jo&Joe Budapest Think you know your Dundies from your Pretzel Days? Your Threat Level Midnight from your Serenity by Jan? Join us for a hilarious night of The Office trivia—where only the most dedicated fans of the Scranton branch will claim the title of Assistant to the Regional Champion! What to Expect: Scranton-Approved Trivia – From iconic cold opens to the deepest HR violations Toby’s ever logged, test your knowledge across all nine seasons of the beloved mockumentary Dunder Mifflin–Worthy Prizes – Drinks, discounts, and more for the top-performing paper sales enthusiasts All Teams Welcome – Come solo or bring your work besties. No team? No problem—we’ll voluntell you into one! Tickets: Early Bird: 2000 HUF (first 15 only) General Admission: 2500 HUF On the Spot: 2500 HUF After purchasing, we’ll reach out via email (sadly, not via pneumatic tubes like in the warehouse) for your team name and other details. Get ready for a night of jokes, jello pranks, and a trivia challenge even Dwight would respect. WUPHF your friends—it’s time to quiz!

\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- \(English version below\) \-\-\-\-\-\-\- **Tanulj meg tangózni 2 óra alatt – még akkor is, ha soha nem táncoltál!** Fedezd fel Dél-Amerika legbensőségesebb és legszenvedélyesebb táncát, az argentin tangót – egy különleges élményt, ahol a mozdulat és az ölelés találkozik. Ez a workshop pont neked szól, ha mindig is szerettél volna táncolni, de nem tudtad, hol kezdd el. * Kezdőknek is ideális – semmilyen előképzettség nem kell * Partner nélkül is jöhetsz – ott párosítunk * Már az első óra végére tudsz táncolni egy tangót **Mit ad neked ez a 2 óra?** * Megtanulod a tangó alapjait, miközben megtapasztalod: * milyen érzés valakivel egy ritmusra lélegezni, * hogyan ad önbizalmat a mozgás, * és hogyan kapcsol össze két embert egy ölelés. A workshop után azonnal csatlakozhatsz rendszeres tangótanfolyamainkhoz, így lépésről lépésre fejlődhetsz tovább. **Dátum:** Márc. 29. (vasárnap) – 19:00–21:00 **Helyszín:** Budapest, Andrássy út 35. **Ár:** 9.000 Ft – **elővételben 6.000 Ft,** **ha előző napig befizeted.** **Regisztrálj most!** [https://tangolibre.hu/intenziv-tango-tanfolyam/](https://tangolibre.hu/intenziv-tango-tanfolyam/) ///////////////////////////////////////////// **Learn to dance tango in just 2 hours – even if you’ve never danced before!** Discover South America’s most intimate and passionate dance – the Argentine tango. An experience where movement meets connection, and every embrace tells a story. This workshop is perfect for you if you’ve always wanted to dance but never knew where to start. * Ideal for absolute beginners – no previous experience required * No partner needed – we’ll match you up during the class * By the end of the first hour, you’ll already be dancing your first tango * **What will these 2 hours give you?** * You’ll learn the basics of tango while discovering: * how movement builds confidence, * and how an embrace can connect two people beyond words. After the workshop, you can immediately join our regular tango courses and continue your journey step by step. **Date:** March 29 (Sunday) – 19:00–21:00 **Venue:** Budapest, Andrássy út 35. **Price:** 9,000 HUF – **early-bird 6,000 HUF if paid by the day before.** **Frequently Asked Questions** I don’t have a dance partner – can I still come? \- Yes\! Most participants come alone\, and we’ll pair you up during the workshop\. I’ve never danced before – will I feel lost? \- Not at all\. This workshop was created exactly for you\. We teach step by step\, so even complete beginners can enjoy immediate success\. What should I wear? \- Comfortable clothes that allow free movement and smooth\-soled shoes\. That’s all you need\! **Instructors** Szeghalmi Endre & Serbán Andrea : [https://tangolibre.hu/en/intensive-tango-workshop/](https://tangolibre.hu/en/intensive-tango-workshop/)

**IMPORTANT: If you haven't already, please make an account on [budapestracketclub.com](https://budapestracketclub.com/), soon it will be our main platform for scheduling events. Thank you!** **Great news!** We’ve confirmed our court reservations and we are all set for our next tennis meeting. Here are the details: * **Date:** Saturday, 28 March 2026 * **Time:** 15:00 – 17:00 * **Location:** Budapest Tenisz Centrum – Google Maps: This will be a relaxed, free-form morning: open rallying on available courts, with players rotating into mixed doubles as numbers allow. No strict schedule—just come ready to hit and mix in. **Skill Level** We welcome players of all skills, ages, and abilities. There are no level expectations, but be prepared to play with mostly beginner and intermediate players and adjust your expectations accordingly. **Need a racket?** Loaner rackets are available; post in the WhatsApp group or comment here if you’d like one set aside. **Next steps:** 1. Arrive a few minutes early so we can start promptly at 15:00. 2. **Spread the word**—the larger our community, the sooner we can set up recurring sessions, tournaments, coaching clinics, and social events: * WhatsApp: [https://chat.whatsapp.com/Dofz0CpQIpU5bNhcvbw0g9](https://chat.whatsapp.com/Dofz0CpQIpU5bNhcvbw0g9) * Facebook Group: [https://www.facebook.com/groups/budapestracketclub](https://www.facebook.com/groups/budapestracketclub) See you on court!

TBA- We will do lunch before the play too! Tickets are on sale now only $20.

Hike approx 4.0 miles at approx. 18 minute mile pace. Meet in front of the Nature Center.

**First meetup of the Columbus AI Engineering group.** We’ll kick things off with a practical, beginner-friendly discussion on: **How LLMs like ChatGPT actually work — and how to build real applications with them.** We’ll cover: * what’s actually happening under the hood (at a high level) * why LLMs behave the way they do (hallucinations, prompt sensitivity, etc.) * how people are building real systems with them today * where things break in practice This will be a **short, informal talk (\~15–20 min)** followed by open discussion and Q&A. Whether you’re an engineer, builder, or just curious about how modern AI systems work, you’re welcome to join. No slides, no fluff — just real conversation about real systems. We’ll hang out afterward and get to know each other.

**The Data-Driven Brand: Using Analytics to Shape Perception** Can you use analytics to improve tacos? This being CBUSDAW, we think the answer is probably “yes”, but we’re not sure how to implement or test this theory. For our April meetup we’ve got Sara Kear, CMO of Condado Tacos, to investigate this delicious question. Sara will explore how she blends quantitative data and qualitative customer feedback to shape brand positioning and drive business decisions. We all know that marketing and analytics go way beyond attribution. Sara will show how Condado uses customer insights to inform product and pricing strategy. She’ll also highlight how Condado leverages customer feedback at scale to influence operational priorities, positioning marketing as the voice of the customer across the organization. In the last 12 years Condado has gone from one location in Columbus to 52 locations across 10 states, so we’re guessing there’s more to that growth than really good guac (though the guac probably helps). Ultimately, this talk focuses on the intersection of art and science—using data to inform creativity and build a brand that resonates with customers in a measurable way. **About Our Speaker** Sara Kear is Chief Marketing Officer at Condado Tacos, where she oversees brand, restaurant design, menu and pricing strategy, off-premise including catering, and customer data strategy. Since joining in 2021, she has helped grow the brand from 19 to 52 locations while building a data-driven marketing organization focused on loyalty and customer insights. Condado has since been named to the Inc. 5000, recognized as Breakout Retailer by Chain Store Age, and consistently ranked among FastCasual’s Top 100 Movers & Shakers. Thanks to our 2026 sponsors: [Clarivoy](https://www.clarivoy.com), [What Box Consulting Group](https://www.whatboxconsultinggroup.com), [Conductrics](https://www.conductrics.com), and [Piwik PRO](https://piwik.pro) More info at [cbusdaw.com](https://cbusdaw.com)

We will meet next to the restrooms at the [Big Meadows Picnic Area](https://www.metroparks.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/HBK_Web_1980.png). They're all the way at the back of the park, and they can be found at coordinates [40°09'06.6"N 83°02'30.2"W](https://www.google.com/maps/place/40%C2%B009'06.6%22N+83%C2%B002'30.2%22W/@40.151828,-83.0423587,214m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m10!1m5!3m4!2zNDDCsDA5JzA4LjAiTiA4M8KwMDEnNDUuMSJX!8m2!3d40.1522222!4d-83.0291944!3m3!8m2!3d40.151827!4d-83.041715?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI0MTIwNC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D) (near the playground and the zip line). We'll hike about 5 miles at [Highbanks Metro Park](https://www.metroparks.net/parks-and-trails/highbanks/) on the Dripping Rock and Overlook Trails. Afterward, we'll head over to [Olentangy River Brewing](https://www.olentangybrew.com/) for drinks, coffee, or food (their Sunday [food truck](https://www.olentangybrew.com/eventsandfood) is Venezuelan and always gets good reviews). The actual address of the brewery is [303 Green Meadows Dr S, 43035](https://www.google.com/maps/place/303+Green+Meadows+Dr+S,+Lewis+Center,+OH+43035/@40.1551938,-83.0144045,17.25z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x8838f395cef06c97:0xe407de61b3e30069!8m2!3d40.1551765!4d-83.0124352!16s%2Fg%2F11c26jc7j9?entry=ttu). If you can't make the hike, we should be there by noon. **How to find our starting point in Big Meadows:** If you are new to Highbanks, the Big Meadows picnic area is 1.5 miles into the park just after you turn into the park off of U.S. Route 23. That is, after you enter the park, drive a mile and a half into the park. You will come to a crosswalk with a yield sign in the middle of it (this is not to be confused with the first such crosswalk you come to just in front of the Nature Center, which you arrive at maybe a quarter of a mile into the park). Just after this second crosswalk, make a left. Then make another almost immediate left into the parking lot on your left. There you will see the jungle gym and the kiddie zip line to your left. I will be just in front of the restrooms just a bit further down from the jungle gym and picnic shelter; the restroom building will also be on your left.

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.