Load Testing and Performance

Join the **AWS Cloud Club at Sheridan College** for an exciting in-person session: **Cloud Talk with an AWS Expert**, featuring **Sandipkumar Patel**, Ph.D – AWS Community Builder, multi-certified Cloud Engineer (6x AWS certified), Solutions Architect, and DevOps practitioner! 📅 **Date:** Thursday, April 2rd, 2026 🕕 **Time:** 6:30 PM – 8:30 PM 📍 **Location:** Room A-145, Hazel McCallion Campus 4180 Duke of York Boulevard, Mississauga, ON This is a great chance to learn directly from an experienced AWS professional who actively contributes to the AWS Community and works hands-on with cloud technologies every day. **What to expect:** * An insightful talk sharing real-world AWS expertise, best practices, and current trends in cloud architecture * Hands-on elements focused on practical concepts (including load balancing) * Live Q&A – bring your questions about AWS, certifications, projects, careers, or anything cloud-related! * Networking with fellow Sheridan students, cloud enthusiasts, and club members * Light refreshments **and free pizza 🍕** to keep you energized! Whether you're new to AWS, working toward certifications, building cloud projects, or exploring tech career paths, you'll walk away with valuable insights you can use right away. **Who should attend?** All Sheridan students and community members – beginners very welcome! No prior experience required. Spots are limited for this in-person event – **RSVP now** to secure your spot! Let's level up our cloud skills together! ☁️🚀

Ticket Link: [https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/comedy-dojo-a-4-week-stand-up-comedy-program-live-feedback-showcase-tickets-1980656124787?aff=oddtdtcreator](https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/comedy-dojo-a-4-week-stand-up-comedy-program-live-feedback-showcase-tickets-1980656124787?aff=oddtdtcreator) A 4-week stand-up comedy program with real feedback, guaranteed stage time, and a public showcase inside a working comedy club. **WHAT IS COMEDY DOJO?** Comedy Dojo is a 4-week stand-up comedy program designed for new comedians (0–2 years) and beginners who want real reps, real feedback, and real stage time, not vague motivation. This is not a lecture. This is not therapy. This is work. You’ll write, test, and refine a 3–5 minute stand-up set with live feedback from club owners, producers, and working comedians, then perform it in a public showcase at Backroom Comedy Club. **WHAT YOU GET** ✔ Weekly Sunday Workshops (6:00–7:45 PM) Hands-on sessions focused on: * Joke structure & fundamentals * Writing efficiently * Reading a room * Curation your own audience * Understanding how comedy rooms actually operates ✔ Live Feedback; Not Notes You’ll receive direct, honest feedback from: * Club owners * Producers * Professional, working comedians ✔ Guaranteed Stage Time Participants receive guaranteed access to open mics every Wednesday & Friday during the program (optional but strongly encouraged). ✔ Public Showcase / Initiation Ceremony All participants perform in a public showcase the following month; where everything comes together. ✔ Access to the Backroom Ecosystem Graduates gain pathways into the Backroom ecosystem (stage time, barking, show running, bar support, and more). No promises. Just access—and what you do with it. **WHO THIS IS FOR** * Brand new comedians * Comedians with 0–2 years experience * People who feel “stuck” and want structure * Anyone serious about learning stand-up properly No experience required. **WHO THIS IS NOT FOR** * People looking for a “safe space” * People who want praise instead of feedback * People unwilling to get on stage * People treating comedy casually This program is respectful, professional, and honest. **DATES** 🗓 Choose your cohort at checkout: * February 1 – February 22 * March 1 – March 22 * April 5 – April 26 🕕 Sundays: 6:00–7:45 PM (Wednesday & Friday mics run separately) **PRICING** 🎫 $300 Full Pay 🎟 Payment Plan: $150 deposit + 2 × $100 payments ($350 total) Capacity: 14 participants per cohort No refunds. Transfers to a future cohort may be considered. **LED BY** Brandon Sobel & Ariel Kagan Club owners, producers, and working comedians at Backroom Comedy Club. Comics who’ve come through this room now signed at Yuk Yuk’s, Absolute Comedy, The Corner, and beyond, including a Kill Tony Golden Ticket winner. **FINAL NOTE** Comedy Dojo is not about becoming famous. It’s about learning how stand-up actually works, from the inside of a working club. If you’re ready to put in the reps, welcome.

This is a ticketed event. Please register at [this link](https://luma.com/sdhf0qqc). Jackson Kaunismaa presents his new paper “Eliciting Harmful Capabilities by Fine-Tuning on Safeguarded Outputs”. He will discuss why output-level safeguards on frontier models don’t actually make the ecosystem safe, and how anyone with an open-source model can fine-tune it on adjacent-domain outputs from safeguarded models to recover a large fraction of the capability gap between open-source and frontier models on harmful tasks. ​​​**Event Schedule** 6:00 to 6:30 - Food and introductions 6:30 to 7:30 - Presentation and Q&A 7:30 to 9:00 - Open Discussions ​​​​​​If you can't make it in person, feel free to join the live stream starting at 6:30 pm, via [this link](https://www.youtube.com/@Trajectory-Labs/live).

​Join us for the **GitHub Copilot Dev Days** **Canada** in-person event in **Toronto**! We're bringing together builders, maintainers, and developers across Toronto's growing tech community for a night focused on **modern GitHub‑powered workflows**, open tooling, and hands‑on learning. ​Whether you use VS Code, JetBrains, Cursor, Claude Code, or any other tool in your stack, this meetup is GitHub‑centric but fully tool‑agnostic — come as you are, code how you like. This is a great event for GitHub, Azure, AI, and DevOps enthusiasts! **⭐ FREE REGISTRATION (Important! Please read!) ⭐** **\* Step 1**: RSVP here to show your interest so that we will bring you more events like this in the future. **\* Step 2**: This is an in-person event hosted at the Microsoft Canadian Headquarters. For security, you **must** have a unique QR Code in order to enter the Microsoft Headquarters. ▶️ **To get your unique QR Code**, please go to **[this link](https://luma.com/q6uu9gbo)** and click "**Request to Join**". \* Your unique QR Code will be sent to you before the event. **​Agenda** ​ **1:00 PM — Doors Open** Arrive, settle in, and meet fellow builders. Pick up GitHub Merch and eat lunch🍕! ​ **1:45 - 3:30 PM — Lightning Talks, Demos & Q&A** Short, high‑signal sessions focused on GitHub workflows, automation, AI‑assisted coding, and real project demos ​ **3:30 – 4:00 PM — Community Social** Hang out, swap ideas, and meet other GitHub‑driven developers ​🥟 *Snacks + water provided* 🏠 *Space hosted by Microsoft* **🎤 Speakers**: * ​[Ve Sharma - Solution Engineer @microsoft](https://www.linkedin.com/in/vevarunsharma/?utm_source=luma): Building non-deterministic CI gates: Teaching your CI/CD pipeline to think * ​[Riccardo Covo - Solution Engineer @microsoft:](https://www.linkedin.com/in/ricardocovo/?utm_source=luma) Agent Package Manager (APM) Agentic Workflows * ​[Ray Kao Sr. Global Black Belt @microsoft:](https://www.linkedin.com/in/raymondkao/?utm_source=luma) Agentic Platform Engineering with GitHub Copilot for IDP Evolution * ​[Jack Lee: Microsoft MVP, Cloud Solutions Architect](https://www.linkedin.com/in/jlee-consulting/?utm_source=luma): **Supercharging Your GitHub Copilot with Microsoft Learn MCP Server** **Hosted By** * Ve Sharma - Microsoft Solution Engineer * Ricardo Covo - Microsoft Solution Engineer * Ray Kao - Microsoft Sr. Global Black Belt * Jack Lee - Microsoft MVP, Cloud Solutions Architect

Eventbrite Link: **[https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/448735799857?aff=oddtdtcreator](https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/448735799857?aff=oddtdtcreator)** **Indulge in Wednesday wonders! Toronto's comedy sensation unfolds at 8 PM. Unwind with laughter in the heart of the week.** Step into a world of Wednesday wonders at 8 PM! Backroom Comedy Club invites you to a midweek escape filled with uproarious laughter and top-tier stand-up comedy. Join Toronto's finest comedians for an unforgettable evening of entertainment. Reserve your seat now and make your Wednesday delightful with humor, wit, and the best of the city's comedy scene!

Promotion Cost $ 13 \* Included Feather birdies, please pay before joining the event. (Cash only) ---Cash only----Cash only Location: 1370 Birchmount Rd, Unit 6 \*The close intersection in Birchmount Rd & Lawrence Ave. \*\*\* TIME: 8:30 PM- 12 AM 2 courts available up \*(Set the court according to the number of people) \*\*\*\*\* \*Please bring your own racquet, \*Please bring indoor gym sport shoes. (Change shoes in the club) \*\*\* \*This weekly gathering is for intermediate to advance badminton players. \*No outside food allowed. \* This event is for the purpose of playing friendly double games and for all levels of players from beginner to advance. Please do not use this as an opportunity to do training and singles games. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* Attendance in effect -please give at least 24hr notice in advance for cancelation so others may have time to react. Late show and no-shows maybe permanently removed from group and unable to rejoin.

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Ticket Link: [https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/2020-perspective-comedy-show-series-tickets-1981806652045?aff=oddtdtcreator](https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/2020-perspective-comedy-show-series-tickets-1981806652045?aff=oddtdtcreator) Two comedians, co-headlining. Both do 20 minutes. These are local Toronto comedians who hustle, grind and deserve the shot! ## Welcome to the 20/20 Perspective Comedy Show Series! Come join us at the **Backroom Comedy Club** Thursday nights filled with laughter and fun starting **February 26th, 2026 until end of May . Every THURSDAY @ 10PM(Eastern Time)**. Get ready to enjoy hilarious stand-up acts and witty performances that will leave you rolling in your seats! Don't miss out on this opportunity to unwind and relax with some top-notch comedy. Grab your friends and family for a night of entertainment that you won't forget! Mark your calendars and get ready to laugh your heart out at the 20/20 Perspective Comedy Show Series!

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**💕 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Virtual Speed Dating – Hosted, Matched & on Zoom** Speed dating from home — meet real Toronto, Ontario, Canada singles on Zoom. You'll rotate through short one-on-one video chats with Toronto, Ontario, Canada locals who've been matched to you by age and personality. A host keeps everything running smoothly. **Register for your age group:** - **Ages 18-32** → [REGISTER HERE](https://tempodating.com/product?productId=391.0&productType=onlineSpeedDating&city=Toronto%2C%20Ontario%2C%20Canada&groupurlname=bridge-local-singles-speed-dating-network&ar=18-32&face_v=19.0) - **Ages 30-46** → [REGISTER HERE](https://tempodating.com/product?productId=391.0&productType=onlineSpeedDating&city=Toronto%2C%20Ontario%2C%20Canada&groupurlname=bridge-local-singles-speed-dating-network&ar=30-46&face_v=19.0) - **Ages 40-58** → [REGISTER HERE](https://tempodating.com/product?productId=391.0&productType=onlineSpeedDating&city=Toronto%2C%20Ontario%2C%20Canada&groupurlname=bridge-local-singles-speed-dating-network&ar=40-58&face_v=19.0) - **Ages 55+** → [REGISTER HERE](https://tempodating.com/product?productId=391.0&productType=onlineSpeedDating&city=Toronto%2C%20Ontario%2C%20Canada&groupurlname=bridge-local-singles-speed-dating-network&ar=55+&face_v=19.0) **⚠️ Heads up — RSVPing here isn't enough.** Register via your age group link below and complete the quiz. Limited capacity. --- 🎯 **Perfect for:** - Busy professionals who value their time - Introverts who do better in one-on-one chats - Anyone curious about speed dating but wants a low-pressure start - Singles who want a hosted, organised experience - First-time speed daters ⭐ *"I was nervous but the host made it easy. Met someone great first try."* – Toronto, Ontario, Canada single **Event Details** - **Format:** Live on Zoom – guided rounds from home - **Location:** Your place – couch, desk, wherever works - **Host:** Experienced host running the evening - **Vibe:** Good vibes, real people, genuine conversation - **Privacy:** Contact details only shared on mutual match - **Matches:** Mutual matches shared after the event - **Matching:** Based on personality quiz results **How It Works** 1. **Choose your age group** – Register through your link above. 2. **Take the personality quiz** – We use it to match you with compatible Toronto, Ontario, Canada singles. 3. **Log in** – Join the Zoom session from home. The host runs everything. 4. **Meet your matches** – Rotate through quick chats with compatible Toronto, Ontario, Canada singles. 5. **Results** – We'll share your mutual matches afterwards. **Frequently Asked Questions** **Do I need anything besides Zoom?** Nope. Zoom, a webcam, and Wi-Fi is all you need. **What if I'm shy?** The virtual format and hosted rounds make it comfortable for everyone. **Do I need experience?** No. The host guides you through everything. --- ✨ Your next match might be one Zoom call away. 💘 ✨

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Interested in seeing what The Alliance has been working on in 2026? Come be our practice audience as we prepare to sing at JAD/CAR Preliminary Contest! We will be debuting our brand new contest set, and you won't want to miss it! Our chapter quartets, Intermission Quartet and Coffee Talk will also be performing! This is a free event!

Our monthly PHP meetup. A virtual shindig courtesy of Zoom. Check back here for the details around 6:15 pm

If you are interested in selecting investment choices for your 401(k) or other workplace savings plan, minimizing your income tax liability, or identifying the most effective investments for your brokerage account, we are the group for you. We are a local chapter of Bogleheads**®**, whose investment strategy can be found here: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy Or you can peruse the Boglehead forum here: https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php I look forward to seeing you there. Mark Vonder Haar

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**Welcome to the Women’s Columbus Bogleheads® Sub-Group** This sub-group is for **women who want to learn and discuss finances in a safe, supportive space**. For those interested in moving towards financial independence and retirement by learning investment basics, choosing your 401(k) investments, minimizing taxes, and more. We’re a local chapter of **Bogleheads®**, following a long-term, practical investment philosophy: [Investment Philosophy](https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy): https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy [Bogleheads Forum](https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php): https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php No question is too small, and no experience is too simple. Share, ask, and learn — at your own pace, without judgment, in a group of like-minded women. Let’s build confidence and knowledge **together**!

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

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