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Hi Running fellows, Whether you’re a walker, new to running, a semi-pro, a marathonist or a sprint star - if you want to start your weekend in an active way and enjoy the outdoors in lovely surroundings with a fun, international and multilingual group of people, you are welcome to join us! Every Saturday at 9:30 am, we meet, we run, in the magnificent Schönbrunn park, and then we go for breakfast. Want to discuss politics or the best recipes for banana pancakes? Not a problem. Not feeling social? Tune out with your earbuds - we can talk over breakfast. We are casual. You can be too. What to expect: Start by meeting Adrian, Ali, Liz, Paul and Sonia on-time at 9:30am outside the Schönbrunn U-Bahn stop (exit Grünbergstraße). (Coordinates: 48.1858130, 16.3200640) From there, we walk to the side park entrance where the “running” part begins. The important thing is that you run at your own pace. Typically, small groups of people will run at the same pace as you, so you never have to walk/run alone :) We finish one hour later, at about 10:40am, reconvening just inside the Hietzinger Tor exit. (Coordinates: 48.1858825, 16.3032647). From there, we’re off to breakfast! Breakfast Details: Anker bakery opposite the U4 Hietzing station and depending on the weather, grab something for a picnic in Schönbrunn park, or hang out in the bakery. If you missed us earlier, you can always go there around 10:45. We are a fun group of runners who don’t take things too seriously. We meet, chat, RUN, stretch, chat, EAT and we hang out over a beer every now and then. It's that easy. Please join us for breakfast after the run! The more the merrier. Typically we are 10-30 people, as not everyone who comes signs up on meetup. Important disclaimer: Please only run as much as you feel you can, considering the temperature, weather conditions, your own fitness etc... run and walk at your own pace as the organizers do not assume any liability for any injuries or health issues. Sonia, Adrian, Ali, Paul and Liz

Du wirst nervös, sobald Du jemand attraktiv findest? Dating ist für Dich inzwischen " wie Arbeit" geworden? Du würdest gerne mit Menschen, die Dir gefallen in Kontakt treten, aber Du weisst nicht wie? Du hörst Dich immer wieder " Ja" sagen, obwohl Du eigentlich " Nein" sagen möchtest? Mit Hilfe von Improvisationstheater lernst Du Eigenschaften zu verkörpern, die Du gerne hättest & Szenarien zu erproben, die Dich herausfordern. Damit Begegnungen in Zukunft schön, innig, tief & leicht sein können...oder einfach so, wie Du es Dir wünscht ( : Mehr Info & Anmeldung noch für kurze Zeit vergünstigt auf https://www.institut-fuer-liebe-und-mitgefuehl.org/workshops/ Keine Vorkenntnisse erforderlich. Lies jetzt den Erfahrungsbericht einer Journalistin des Kuriers, die im Herbst 2024 an einem meiner Workshops teilgenommen hat: [https://kurier.at/wissen/gesundheit/improtheater-buehne-psychologie-veraenderung/403000383](https://kurier.at/wissen/gesundheit/improtheater-buehne-psychologie-veraenderung/403000383) Durch den Tag begleite ich, Corinna Lenneis. Ich bin Schauspielerin, Regisseurin, Lebensberaterin in Ausbildung unter Supervision, Lehrerin für achtsames Selbstmitgefühl & Schauspielcoach und leite Workshops und Kurse auf der ganzen Welt. Ich freue mich sehr lustige, spannende und weiterführende Tage mit Dir! Mehr Info zu mir und dem Event auf https://www.institut-fuer-liebe-und-mitgefuehl.org/workshops/

### [HOL DIR DIE ROAST TICKETS HIER!!!!](https://www.eventbrite.at/e/comedy-roast-battle-royale-31-wien-thecomedypub-tickets-1987287689977?aff=MeetUp) 4 Comedians. Keine Gnade. Du entscheidest. Das Roast Battle Royale ist zurück in Wien – brutal ehrlich & verdammt lustig. COMEDY ROAST BATTLE ROYALE #31 🔥 ### Die härteste Comedy Show Wiens ist zurück Nach über einem Jahr Pause ist es endlich wieder soweit: **Österreichs wildestes Roast Battle kehrt zurück auf die Bühne.** Am **9\. Mai** heißt es im **The Comedy Pub Wien**: 👉 **Jeder gegen jeden.** 👉 **Keine Gnade.** 👉 **Nur Punchlines.** 😂 Das Konzept Vier Comedians treten gegeneinander an – aber nicht mit normalen Jokes. Sondern mit **Roasts**. Das bedeutet: * persönliche Angriffe 😄 * respektlose (aber lustige) Beleidigungen * gnadenlose Punchlines * und absolut keine Tabus Zumindest… fast keine. 🎭 Der Ablauf **1\. Hälfte:** Alle Comedians spielen ihr bestes Stand-up Material. Damit du weißt, **wen du gleich zerstört sehen willst.** **2\. Hälfte:** 👉 **ROAST BATTLE ROYALE** Jetzt geht’s los: Die Comedians nehmen sich gegenseitig auseinander – und du entscheidest, wer gewinnt. 👑 Roast Master 🎤 **Niko Nagl** Österreichs Roastmaster #1 Er bringt das Chaos auf die Bühne und sorgt dafür, dass niemand verschont bleibt. 🔥 Line-Up * Alltagsprolet * Sebastian Hochwallner * Nibal * Paul Klambauer Ein Mix aus erfahrenen Acts und hungrigen Killern der Szene. 🎯 Für wen ist die Show? Diese Show ist perfekt für: ✔️ Fans von Roast Comedy ✔️ Leute mit dunklem Humor ✔️ Stand-up Comedy Liebhaber ✔️ Freundesgruppen auf der Suche nach einem wilden Abend ✔️ Alle, die wissen: **zu nett ist langweilig** Wenn du Shows wie Comedy Central Roasts oder Battle Rap feierst – wirst du das hier lieben. 🍻 Der Veranstaltungsort Die Show findet im **The Comedy Pub Vienna** statt – Wiens Homebase für Stand-up Comedy. Intime Bühne, volle Bar und genau die richtige Energie für einen Abend wie diesen. 📍 Kettenbrückengasse 7 1050 Wien 🚇 U4 Kettenbrückengasse 📅 Event Details **Event:** Comedy Roast Battle Royale #31 **Datum:** 9\. Mai 🚪 Einlass: **20:45** 🎤 Beginn: **21:15** ⏱️ Ende: ca. **23:00** 📍 The Comedy Pub Vienna 🗣️ Sprache: Deutsch 🔞 Alter: 18+ 🎓 **15€** – Studi (bis 25 Jahre) ⚡ **20€** – Early Bird (2 Wochen verfügbar) 🎫 **25€** – Vorverkauf (inkl. 1+1 Aktion in Woche 1) 🚪 **30€** – Abendkasse 👥 **75€ – Gruppenangebot (3+1 gratis)** (nur bis 1 Tag vor Event) 💺 Begrenzte Plätze – früh sichern lohnt sich! ⚠️ Wichtig Roast Comedy ist: 👉 direkt 👉 provokant 👉 manchmal unter der Gürtellinie Aber immer mit Humor. Wenn du leicht beleidigt bist… ist das vielleicht nicht deine Show 😄 🔥 Warum du kommen solltest Weil es diese Art von Comedy in Wien viel zu selten gibt. Und weil es nichts Lustigeres gibt, als wenn Comedians sich gegenseitig komplett zerstören. 🎟️ Jetzt Tickets sichern Diese Show hat Kultstatus – und ist oft schnell ausverkauft. 👉 Hol dir jetzt dein Ticket für das **Roast Battle Royale #31**. #RoastBattle #RoastComedy #ComedyWien #StandUpWien #LiveComedyWien #ComedyShowWien #TheComedyPub #WienEvents #ComedyNightVienna #StandupVienna #WienLacht #FunnyVienna #ViennaNightlife #ThingsToDoVienna #DeutschComedy #LiveComedyAustria #ComedyClubVienna #ComedyEventVienna #BattleComedy #DarkHumor #ComedyFans #ComedyCommunity #RoastBattleVienna #ComedySceneVienna

**How we play**? Beginners, Intermediate and Advanced Players are welcome. Number of courts depends on the number of players. * 4-5 players: one court * 8-10 players: two courts **Price** * 18-20 € for 2 hours depending on number of players * I use the money to cover the costs for the court, balls and rackets. * You can pay via Revolut, PayPal, instant Bank Transfer or Cash. I prefer transfer over cash. **Equipment** * I provide balls (usually Bullpadel Next) * If you need a racket, you can rent it from me for 2 € (limited number available). You can also rent a racket from the venue for 4 € **Cancellation** * Please cancel at least 10h before the event, to give people on the wait list the chance to jump in. Otherwise a late cancellation fee of 10 € must be paid. * Cancel at least 26h before the event in case the wait list is empty. Otherwise a late cancellation fee will be charged * Late Cancellation fees will be donated to Médecins Sans Frontières (Ärzte ohne Grenzen). * I understand that sometimes unexpected things can come up. However, not showing up and failing to let me know is considered disrespectful and goes against the community spirit. People doing uncommented no-shows have to pay the full event fee. **Important** * Playing competitive is allowed (Smashing balls, hitting balls close to opponent player etc.) * We still value fair play and sportsmanship. * Having fun together is way more important as winning. **Other information** * We are respectful and warm with each other. Our cultural and professional background is diverse * The host or regular players can ask misbehaving players to step out from the court * The venue has changing rooms and showers free of charge (for the lockers you have to bring your own padlock) * If you have questions, you can send me a message any time. I speak german too.

⭐️Speed Networking Vienna Make connections. Find opportunities. Meet new friends. ⭐️Looking to expand your circle, meet inspiring people and actually enjoy the process? This is not just about business contacts — it’s about real human connection, shared interests and new friendships that can grow into something meaningful. 🔄 How it works: 10-minute one-to-one chats, new person each round. Easy, natural and relaxed — no awkward vibes, no forced conversations. ⭐️Perfect for people from different professions who want to connect, collaborate, exchange ideas and simply meet great new people. 💎Price 10€ (cash) and order a drink 📌 Limited spots – registration required. Come for the networking. Stay for the conversations. Leave with new contacts and new friends. 💬✨ Join us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/makegoodfriends?igsh=YjA2czVxNjF0cGJi&utm_source=qr

### [HOL DIR DEINE GRATIS TICKETS!!!](https://www.eventbrite.at/e/mama-die-muttertags-comedy-show-fur-mama-thecomedypub-tickets-1986290080099?aff=MeetUp) Die frechste Muttertags-Show in Wien! Stand-up Comedy auf Deutsch. Bring deine Mama mit – oder lass es lieber Eintritt frei. MAMA 💐 ### Die Muttertags Comedy Show Muttertag… Blumen? Dinner? Oder einfach gemeinsam richtig lachen? Willkommen bei **MAMA – Die Muttertags Comedy Show** – der vielleicht lustigste Weg, diesen Tag zu verbringen. 😂 Was dich erwartet Diese Show ist eine **klassische Stand-up Comedy Night** mit einem kleinen, frechen Muttertags-Twist. Dich erwarten: * 3–4 Comedians aus der Wiener Szene * 90 Minuten Stand-up Comedy * ehrliche, lustige und manchmal leicht respektlose Jokes * Geschichten über Familie, Beziehungen und das echte Leben * spontane Interaktion mit dem Publikum Und ja… Mütter sind definitiv nicht sicher 😄 👩‍👧 Warum diese Show perfekt für Muttertag ist Ob du: * deine Mama mitbringst * selbst Mutter bist * oder einfach nur lachen willst Diese Show funktioniert für alle. **Gemeinsam lachen ist immer noch das beste Geschenk.** (Und deutlich günstiger als ein Restaurant.) 🎯 Für wen ist die Show? ✔️ Für Freundesgruppen ✔️ Für Paare ✔️ Für Mütter & Kinder ✔️ Für Comedy Fans ✔️ Für alle, die einen entspannten, lustigen Abend wollen Kurz gesagt: **Für alle.** 🍻 Der Veranstaltungsort Die Show findet im **The Comedy Pub Vienna** statt – dem Hotspot für Stand-up Comedy in Wien. Eine intime Bühne, gute Drinks und die perfekte Atmosphäre für Live-Comedy. 📍 Kettenbrückengasse 7 1050 Wien 🚇 U4 Kettenbrückengasse (direkt vor der Tür) 📅 Event Details **Event:** MAMA – Die Muttertags Comedy Show **Datum:** 09\. Mai 2026 🚪 Einlass: **20:30** 🎤 Showbeginn: **21:00** ⏱️ Dauer: ca. **90 Minuten** 📍 The Comedy Pub Vienna 🗣️ Sprache: Deutsch 🔞 Alter: 16+ 🎟️ Eintritt: **Gratis (Spendenbasis)** 💺 Plätze: **First come, first serve** ⚠️ Wichtig Das ist Stand-up Comedy. Es wird ehrlich, spontan und manchmal ein bisschen frech – aber immer mit Humor ❤️ 🔥 Warum du kommen solltest Weil du diesen Muttertag garantiert nicht so schnell vergessen wirst. Und weil Lachen immer besser ist als Pflichtbesuche. 🎟️ Jetzt planen Die Plätze im Comedy Pub sind begrenzt – und gratis Shows sind schnell voll. 👉 Komm früh, bring deine Leute (und vielleicht deine Mama) mit. #Muttertag #MuttertagWien #ComedyWien #StandUpWien #LiveComedyWien #ComedyShowWien #TheComedyPub #WienEvents #GratisEventsWien #ComedyNightVienna #StandupVienna #WienLacht #FunnyVienna #ViennaNightlife #ThingsToDoVienna #DeutschComedy #LiveComedyAustria #ComedyClubVienna #ComedyEventVienna #ViennaEvents #MuttertagsGeschenk #MuttertagIdeen #LachenWien #ComedyFans #ComedyCommunity

## **[TICKETS HIER HOLEN!!!](https://www.universe.com/events/wiens-beste-comedy-show-deutsche-stand-up-comedy-thecomedypub-tickets-57QVC3?ref=MeetUp)** Die deutsche Stand-up Comedy Show im Herzen von Wien ## **😂 Lachen? Hier. Jetzt. Jede Woche.** Willkommen bei **Wiens bester Comedy Show** – der **#1 deutschsprachigen Stand-up Comedy Show in Wien**, die jeden Samstag neue Comedians, neue Witze und neue Lachkrämpfe liefert. Wenn du echtes Stand-up suchst – ohne Filter, ohne Schauspiel, einfach nur ehrlichen Humor – dann bist du hier richtig.Hier erlebst du **authentische deutsche Comedy**, frisch, mutig und live im **Comedy Pub Wien** – dem **einzigen echten Comedy Club der Stadt**. ## **🎭 Über die Show** **Wiens beste Comedy Show** ist das wöchentliche Highlight für alle, die gerne lachen – egal ob Wiener Original, Zugereiste oder neugierige Touristin. Jede Woche erwartet dich ein komplett neues **Line-up aus Profi-Comedians und Newcomern**, die ihre besten und neuesten Witze auf Deutsch testen. Kein Abend gleicht dem anderen – aber eins ist garantiert:✅ Echte Lacher✅ Echte Geschichten✅ Echte Stand-up Comedy Von Dating-Desastern über Bürokrisen bis zum Wiener Grant – hier wird gelacht, was das Zeug hält. ## **🎤 Wer steht auf der Bühne?** Bei **Wiens bester Comedy Show** treten die besten deutschsprachigen Comedians aus **Österreich, Deutschland und der Schweiz** auf. Du erlebst: * Bekannte Gesichter aus der Wiener Comedy-Szene * Überraschende Newcomer mit brandneuen Jokes * Spontane Auftritte, Improvisation & jede Menge Publikumsnähe Kein Skript, kein Theater – nur echtes Stand-up, direkt aus dem Leben. ## **📍 Der Ort: The Comedy Pub Wien** **Adresse:** Kettenbrückengasse 7, 1050 Wien Mitten im Herzen von Wien findest du **The Comedy Pub** – den ersten und einzigen Club der Stadt, der sich ganz der Stand-up Comedy verschrieben hat. 🍻 Gemütlicher Pub mit Bar & Drinks🎭 Intime Bühne, großartige Stimmung😄 Publikum, das wirklich lachen will Perfekt für deinen Wochenend-Start – mit Freund:innen, Date oder einfach solo. ## **🗓️ Event-Details** 📅 **Jeden Samstag**📍 *The Comedy Pub*, Kettenbrückengasse 7, 1050 Wien🗣️ **Sprache:** Deutsch💶 **Tickets:** Online im Vorverkauf oder an der Abendkasse (solange verfügbar) ## **🎟️ Tickets sichern** Tickets sind **stark nachgefragt** – die Shows sind regelmäßig ausverkauft.➡️ \*\*Jetzt buchen und Platz sichern!\*\*Denn nichts ist schlimmer, als draußen zu stehen, während drinnen Tränen gelacht werden. ## **✨ Warum du kommen solltest** Weil das hier nicht irgendeine Comedy Show ist.Es ist **Wiens beste Comedy Show** – ehrlich, frech und jedes Mal neu. Neue Comedians.Neue Witze.Gleiche Mission: **Dich zum Lachen zu bringen.** #WiensBesteComedyShow #ComedyWien #StandupWien #DeutschComedy #TheComedyPub #WienEvents #WienLacht #ComedyNightWien #ComedyClubWien #StandupAustria #ComedyShowWien #HumorAusWien #WienNightlife #LiveComedyWien #LachkrampfGarantie

**A Russian-language event is planned for the near future. Stay tuned for the English-language seminar.** (Here it is important to note that I am a trainer - I don't provide consultations, I am telling moms the evidence-based THEORY of starting solids with babies) **Семинар ОСНОВЫ ПРИКОРМА** Отличный способ провести свой первый День матери - встретиться с другими понимающими тебя мамами и разобраться в вопросах прикорма! Я, Ирина Кремснер, специалист по прикорму, знаю, насколько важно получить проверенную и структурированную информацию, чтобы питание ребенка не вызывало тревогу у мамы и развивало хорошее отношение с едой у малыша. Поэтому я создала для вас семинар «Основы прикорма», где я расскажу: \- Когда и как начинать прикорм? \- Безопасность малыша; \- Что приобрести? \- Разница классического прикорма и самоприкорма \(BLW\); \- Сбалансированное питание; \- Пищевое поведение ребенка; многое другое! Мы вместе поизучаем посуду и аксессуары для прикорма, потрогаем еду, чтобы понимать, какая подача удобна и безопасна для ребенка. И конечно, пообщаемся вживую, разберем возникшие вопросы. Кому подойдет семинар «Основы прикорма»: рекомендовано мамам (можно даже только собирающимся стать мамами) малышей до 1 года, которые хотят ввести прикорм грамотно. Поскольку маме младенца бывает сложно выбраться на мероприятие, разрешено посещение вместе с ребенком (просьба сообщить об этом заранее) Для каждой участницы заготовлен подарок! Максимальное количество участниц - 10 **Если у Вас есть подруга или родственница с грудным ребенком, то вы можете подарить ей подарочный сертификат на мой Семинар.** 10.05.2026 10:00-12:00 Am Modenpark 8-9, 1030, Vienna Контакт: +436702043122 (в т.ч. WhatsApp, Telegram) Ирина Стоимость личного участия или подарочного сертификата: 35 евро (предоплата) Мой Телеграм-канал, посвященный прикорму: https://t.me/baby_will_eat https://baby-will-eat.com/

We will meet in a calm and friendly place ( Parc, Café, Restaurant) to explore together some of Jiddu Krishnamurti’s key questions about awareness, relationship, and freedom. There will be no teaching, no authority — only open dialogue and attentive listening. Everyone is welcome, whether you are familiar with Jiddu Krishnamurti or simply curious about life and self-understanding. We’ll start with an open conversation around a theme such as “Listening without judgment” or “Can thought bring clarity?” Please bring openness, curiosity, and a readiness to listen — no books or notes needed. The spirit is not to discuss “what should be,” but to observe together “what is.”

To contact the main organizer for any information about our events, please use this number: +436767401074 (Also WhatsApp) Welcome to our friendly badminton event! Let's get moving, improve our game, and make new friends. We will be playing every Sunday from 11:00 AM to 01:00 PM. **Very important: this event is for you if your level is intermediate or any higher level above that. 🏸🙂** **If you're joining us for the first time, the organizer will contact you directly to confirm that you have the required level for this event.** Feather shuttlecock will be used for this event, and it will be provided by the host. The location: Tennispoint, Baumgasse 87, 1030 Wien The Price: We try our best to provide you with the best price in Vienna. You will be paying 10 euros for 2 hours. How to pay: We accept card payments and cash (card payments are preferred) Number of players: It depends on how many courts we get, 6 for 1 court and about 10-11 for 2 courts (so we can take a small break between matches) Remember to bring your own racket please, or you can rent one at the reception for about 3 euros **Cancellation policy:** 1- Canceling 48 hours before the event = free cancellation 2- Cancellation after the 48-hour deadline = we will ask you kindly to pay the event fee if we are not able to find a suitable replacement. (No exception) In case of not paying = banned from future events. See you on the court :)

# Tired of dating apps or surface-level events? This is different. This is a **2-hour guided relational experience** designed to help you connect with other singles in your city — without small talk, pressure, or performance. **What happens:** • You join a 2-hour guided online session • You meet a small group of singles from Vienna • You’re led through structured connection exercises • Within 48 hours, you meet the same group in person • You stay connected afterward via WhatsApp **This is for you if:** • You’re done with shallow or random social spaces • You want deeper, more intentional connection • You’re open to a structured experience If you’re just browsing or looking for something casual, this likely won’t be a fit. **Important:** Spots are limited and booking happens through our website. 👉 Reserve your spot & stay in the loop with new events every month: [[https://consciousconnections.com/join](https://consciousconnectionsclub.com/join)] **When:** Online session: [8-10 AM] In-person meetup: within 48 hours (details shared after booking) Most people come alone. Most leave having met people they genuinely want to see again.

Thank you for visiting this event page! * Are you an advanced badminton player? If yes - WELCOME! * The earlier you sign up, the bigger your chance to reserve a place - once 9 players have signed up already, you move to the waiting list. * Once the waiting list has 3 or more members, I will try to book an additional court, but no guarantees. I need to close the registration 24h before the event as I will then have to decide whether to cancel any court due to a shortage of players. The fee per player will be €10.00 for 2 hours. This will also cover the feather shuttles used during play. Please be on time as a curtesy to the other players. In addition, if you are on the players' list and don't come (i.e. no show), you will be automatically excluded from this group.

Das Meridian Qi Gong ist sanft und gleichzeitig kräftigend für den Körper. Wir sind jede Woche am Sonntag draußen im grünen Prater. Komm und genieße das gemeinsame Bewegen im Freien mit der Natur, die Energie, und deinem Körper. Ein wunderbarer Start für deinen Tag! Für mehr Info über das Meridian Qi Gong: http://www.ericaderoo.com/meridian-chi-kung-bewegung-fuer-mehr-vitalitaet-und-lebensfreude/ WO sind wir: Im grünen Prater, genaue Location wird bekanntgegeben nach Anmeldung. Ich bitte um eine verbindliche Anmeldung: 06502649477. Beitrag: €10

*The Weight of Things* is the first book, and the first translated book, and possibly the only translatable book by Austrian writer Marianne Fritz (1948–2007). For after winning acclaim with this novel—awarded the Robert Walser Prize in 1978—she embarked on a 10,000-page literary project called “The Fortress,” creating over her lifetime elaborate colorful diagrams and typescripts so complicated that her publisher had to print them straight from her original documents. A project as brilliant as it is ambitious and as bizarre as it is brilliant, it earned her cult status, comparisons to James Joyce no less than Henry Darger, and admirers including Elfriede Jelinek and W. G. Sebald. Yet in this, her first novel, we discover not an eccentric fluke of literary nature but rather a brilliant and masterful satirist, philosophically minded yet raging with anger and wit, who under the guise of a domestic horror story manages to expose the hypocrisy and deep abiding cruelties running parallel, over time, through the society and the individual minds of a century. source: goodreads

Customer identity resolution becomes increasingly complex as organizations scale across multiple systems, regions, and data formats. Traditional rule-based approaches often fail to keep up with data variability, require constant manual tuning, and struggle with real-time processing needs. This session presents a practical approach to building a scalable identity resolution pipeline using AWS services and modern AI techniques. The architecture combines data ingestion through Amazon S3 and AWS Glue, transformation pipelines using Spark on EMR, and machine learning models deployed via SageMaker for entity matching and standardization. Graph-based relationship modeling is implemented using Amazon Neptune to improve resolution accuracy by incorporating household and shared attribute context. We will walk through how machine learning models can be used for name and address normalization, how intelligent blocking strategies improve matching efficiency, and how feedback loops can be introduced to continuously improve accuracy. The session also highlights how serverless components such as AWS Lambda can be used for orchestration and real-time processing. **SPEAKER BIO** Mosaic Syed is a Senior Data Engineering and Cloud Solutions Architect with over 20 years of experience designing and delivering scalable, secure, and high-performance data solutions across global enterprise environments. https://www.linkedin.com/in/mosaic-basha-syed-92300856 **CALL FOR SPEAKERS** Learn more: [https://www.awscolumbus.com/get-involved/](https://www.awscolumbus.com/get-involved/) **THANK YOU** *VEEAM* for hosting our meetup! To learn more about *Veeam*, please visit their website: [https://www.veeam.com/](https://www.veeam.com/) **DIRECTIONS** 8800 Lyra Dr #450 · Columbus, OH go to 4th floor. **Want to sponsor the pizza and/or bar tab?** Please contact me if you would like to sponsor this meetup's pizza and/or bar tab: angelo@mandato.com

Jimmy V's Grill & Pub in Grandview Heights. You are responsible for your own meal/drinks. We usually don't have any agenda other than eat, drink and talk. :) If the weather is nice we will be on the back patio, otherwise we are in the cigar room. This group has been meeting every Tuesday evening for over a decade. Many attendees do not RSVP on meetup. Please don't let the small number here discourage you. Anyone/everyone is welcome to come. We'd love to have you join us. COTA bus #5 comes to W. 5th and Wyandotte Rd. And it's a minute walk to the restaurant. *** Did you know that there are atheists everywhere?!?! You may not know it, but we are! We're in your schools, diners, police force, military, government, and some are even still in your churches! So come and join us and meet other local atheists, along with agnostics, heathens, humanists, skeptics, and anyone else who's 'hell bound'! Vision: a Central Ohio that accepts atheism as a viable alternative in all areas of public and private life. Mission: grow, support, and provide community for atheists in Central Ohio. Social meetings held most Tuesdays at a local pub/restaurant at 7:00 PM (and often into the wee hours). Attendees call themselves agnostics, skeptics, humanists, non-theists, deists or even theists. All attendees are welcome but should support our vision. Atheists of Columbus (AoC) is part of Omnipresent Atheists (OA). AoC members are invited to join this OA meetup and/or OA Facebook group ( https://www.facebook.com/groups/omnipresentatheists/ ) but are free to continue conversations on the AoC Facebook group ( https://www.facebook.com/groups/columbusatheists/ ). AoC was founded in 2012 as a networking, social group for Central Ohio area humanists, skeptics, atheists, agnostics, nonbelievers, freethinkers, and the curious. It was a member of Columbus CoR and held weekly meetings, mostly on Fridays, for several years but then operated as an online only group for some time. In November 2018, Omnipresent Atheists (OA), a group that routinely meets on Tuesdays, invited AoC to merge. Omnipresent Atheists is a member of the Columbus Coalition of Reason (ColumbusCoR.org). Omnipresent Atheists is a member of the Columbus Coalition of Reason ( http://www.ColumbusCoR.org ). Omnipresent Atheists endorses the mission of the Secular Coalition for America ( http://secular.org ).

**Total Eclipse of the Chart: School Redistricting Dashboards** In this presentation, we will explore the utilization of maps, sets, and SQL within a Tableau dashboard to help provide “what-if” analyses generated through the use of a mapped dashboard, providing different scenarios and the potential implications of these. While in this use case we are focused on a large school district, the concepts of utilizing existing data to explore the future impacts of modifying different geographic boundaries can be useful to many industries, balancing the mix of maps with visual analytics. **About Our Speaker** Robert Kramer is the Data Systems and State Reporting Coordinator at South Western City Schools in Grove City. He has worked there for 17 years, serving previously in the roles of Data Analyst, Programmer, and Operations Coordinator. Prior to working at South Western, he worked as a Systems Engineer at Pinnacle Data Systems in Groveport. He graduated in 2005 from The University of Toledo with his Bachelor’s in Computer Science and Engineering, and a minor in Mathematics. Robert resides in Obetz with his wife, and their 15 and 12 year-old daughters. He was also just elected to his 3rd four-year term on the Obetz City Council. Thanks to our 2026 sponsors: [Clarivoy](https://www.clarivoy.com), [What Box Consulting Group](https://www.whatboxconsultinggroup.com), [Conductrics](https://www.conductrics.com), and [Piwik PRO](https://piwik.pro) More info at [cbusdaw.com](https://cbusdaw.com)

Jimmy V's Grill & Pub in Grandview Heights. You are responsible for your own meal/drinks. We usually don't have any agenda other than eat, drink and talk. :) If the weather is nice we will be on the back patio, otherwise we are in the cigar room. This group has been meeting every Tuesday evening for over a decade. Many attendees do not RSVP on meetup. Please don't let the small number here discourage you. Anyone/everyone is welcome to come. We'd love to have you join us. COTA bus #5 comes to W. 5th and Wyandotte Rd. And it's a minute walk to the restaurant.

Practical AI for Power BI Developers A year ago, “agentic AI” was mostly hype for Power BI teams. Today, it deserves your undivided attention. For Power BI pros, there is now a real opportunity to reduce repetitive development work, accelerate delivery, and help developers do more, but only when strong DataOps practices are in place to make AI workflows effective. This session is a no-nonsense introduction to effective AI patterns for Power BI and Fabric development. Along the way, we will make sense of the growing pile of terminology, including skills, plugins, hooks, and MCP. You will see examples of how modern AI tooling can help with development tasks across Power BI and Fabric, along with the prerequisites, guardrails, and DataOps principles needed to use it responsibly. Whether you're burned out on AI hype or already using Copilot CLI daily, this session will show you the foundations that are finally making AI-assisted development genuinely useful.

This is an in-person meeting. At this meeting you will get answers to depression and anxiety. Find out the source of them and how to get rid of them. Did you know that unwanted emotions like anxiety, depression, unhappiness, loneliness, hopelessness, anger, fear, or feelings of irritation don’t just fall on you for no reason. They are not random occurrences that simply happen to people's minds. They are definitely not due to a chemical imbalance in your brain from some nebulous chemical reaction "by chance". Your negative emotions are the symptoms of the painful experiences that you have which are not healed, and which are still affecting you. The effects of these painful experiences are exacerbated by the pressures or difficulties of the other problems in your life. Come to our Meetup, where we can introduce you to some of the knowledge, tools and techniques of the breakthroughs in the field of the mind that we can apply to this ever important area of life. Be sure to click on the red "Attend" button below to come to this local event. We look forward to seeing you there. This group is created by the Hubbard Dianetics Foundation of Central Ohio and Church of Scientology of Central Ohio.

Join us for a practical, beginner-friendly guide to choosing the right large language model. We’ll compare major models like ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Llama, talk about when to use hosted APIs versus local models, and break down the tradeoffs around cost, speed, quality, privacy, context windows, coding ability, and reliability. You’ll leave with a clearer mental model for picking an LLM based on your actual use case instead of hype, benchmarks, or brand names. No deep AI background required. LOGISTICS AND PARKING: The talk starts at 7:00 PM. The first half hour is reserved for everyone to get set up and mingle. Free pizza and drinks! The cheapest parking option is to find street parking, which will only cost you a few bucks. Otherwise, park in the nearby veteran's museum lot for $8. It's highly recommended you avoid the nearby $15 garage parking.