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Am Sonntag, den 1. März, treffen wir uns zu einem bunten Rainbow-Brunch. Gemeinsam kochen wir und lernen uns kennen. 🏳️‍🌈 Kommt gerne vorbei und macht mit! Alle Menschen, die sich als LGBTQIA+ identifizieren, sind herzlich willkommen! **Wann?** Sonntag, 01.03.2026, 11:00-14:00 Uhr **Wo?** Roßbachstr. 6, 10829 Berlin Anmeldung über folgende E-Mailadresse: rainbow@ueberdentellerrand.org Wir freuen uns auf euch! 🧡💜 Euer Über den Tellerrand – Team *** On Sunday, March 1st, we’re meeting for a colorful Rainbow Brunch. We’ll cook together and get to know each other. 🏳️‍🌈 Come join us! Everyone who identifies as LGBTQIA+ is warmly welcome! **When?** Sunday, März 1th, 2026, 11:00 AM – 2:00 PM **Where?** Roßbachstr. 6, 10829 Berlin Register via email: rainbow@ueberdentellerrand.org We look forward to seeing you! 🧡💜 Your Über den Tellerrand Team

***(EN Below)*** Begleite uns auf einem spannenden Wanderabenteuer! Gemeinsam erkunden wir wunderschöne Wanderwege in der Umgebung und entdecken Sehenswürdigkeiten wie die Street-Art am Teufelsberg. Diese Veranstaltung ist ideal für Naturliebhaber und Outdoor-Fans, die gerne neue Kontakte knüpfen möchten. **Jeder ist willkommen. Wir treffen uns am 1. März um 11 Uhr an der S-Bahn-Station Heerstraße. Wir werden die folgende Route wandern:** **https://www.komoot.com/de-de/smarttour/1574152724?ref=wdd** Wenn du neu in der Gruppe bist, lies dir bitte unsere Haupt-Gruppenseite durch. Danke. *Foto von Travel with Lenses: https://www.pexels.com/de-de/foto/technologie-turm-berlin-deutschland-22574859/* Join us on an exciting hiking adventure! Together, we will explore beautiful local trails and discover attractions like the street art at Teufelsberg. This event is perfect for nature lovers and outdoor enthusiasts looking to connect with others. **Everyone is welcome. We are meeting on the 1 st of March at 11am at S-Bahn Station Heerstraße.We will walk the following route:** **https://www.komoot.com/de-de/smarttour/1574152724?ref=wdd** If you are new in this group, please read our main group page. Thank you. Picture from Travel with Lenses: https://www.pexels.com/de-de/foto/technologie-turm-berlin-deutschland-22574859/

The GLOBALS Tech Festival 2026 (#GSTF26) on March 1, 2026 in Barcelona is more than just a conference; it is a dynamic gathering where the global tech and growth community comes to connect, learn, and evolve. Think of it as a melting pot where founders, CxOs, operators, investors, and ecosystem builders converge in a relaxed and friendly setting, with the spirit of learning and connecting at its core. 🙂 Taking place in Barcelona right before MWC & 4YFN, this year’s GLOBALS Tech Festival builds on the legacy of the former Global Sales Tech Festival and takes it to the next level: from “just sales” to growth across tech, SaaS, e-commerce, finance, telco, health, marketing and edtech. You will spend a full day surrounded by people who actually get what you are building: exchanging playbooks, testing ideas, and forging collaborations in a laid-back but high-intent environment. Expect stages, curated sessions, and serendipitous encounters that feel more like a festival than a conference. The focus of GLOBALS Tech Festival 2026 is on fostering genuine connections and exchanging fresh, practical ideas over real conversations, accompanied by good food and drinks. Expect to leave buzzing with new contacts, strategies you can implement on Monday, and a renewed hunger to scale your impact. Let’s create an unforgettable experience filled with inspiring people and breakthrough insights. Key Highlights 💡 Content-Driven Insights Absorb cutting-edge perspectives on tech, AI, growth and go-to-market from global experts, founders, C-level leaders, and trainers. 🌐 Network Expansion Build valuable connections across a curated professional community of tech entrepreneurs, investors, and ecosystem players from Europe and beyond. 🎉 Enjoy the Experience Immerse yourself in a vibrant atmosphere that fuses learning, collaboration, and entertainment, all in the heart of Barcelona before the world lands for MWC. Explore Our 5 HUBS 🤖 Tech Hub Dive into digitalization, automation, AI, tools, CRMs, and the tech stacks that power modern growth. 🤝 Partnering Hub Connect with consulates, chambers of commerce, associations, and media to open new markets and amplify your brand. 📢 Customer Hub Hear real success stories and customer experiences that reveal what is actually working in the field. 💼 Talents Hub Meet startups, scaleups, corporations, job agencies, and recruiters to explore roles, collaborations, and advisory opportunities. 📚 Education Hub Learn new methodologies, techniques, and tips from educators, trainers, and practitioners focused on modern sales and growth. Each hub is tailored to offer a deep dive into a specific dimension of tech-driven growth, so every attendee can design a journey that fits their role and ambition. Event Format A compact, high-energy festival day including: Multiple stages with keynotes, panels, and fireside chats Roundtables and small-group sessions for honest, tactical exchange Curated networking & matchmaking moments An afterparty to lock in the strongest connections of the day (Exact schedule and program blocks are available on the official website.) This Year’s Theme “Celebrating Growth” In 2026, we zoom out from pure sales and look at growth in all its forms: Growth of companies (revenue, teams, markets) Growth of people (skills, leadership, resilience) Growth of impact (AI, sustainability, and tech as a force for good) We explore how technology, data, and human experience blend to build resilient, sustainable, and globally connected businesses. Who Is Behind GSTF26? GLOBALS Tech Festival 2026 is brought to you by Club GLOBALS, the Growth Acceleration Club for tech founders and innovators, together with its global community of partners and ecosystems. With more than 200 events hosted and 50k+ contacts across tech hubs like Barcelona and Berlin, GSTF26 is the flagship stage of a year-round platform of events and the GLOBALS On Tour series. Learn more & secure your spot 🎫 Learn more and grab your pass at: http://GSTFestival.com Spread the word, and bring your colleagues and friends who are passionate about technology, growth, and building what comes next. See you in Barcelona on March 1, 2026. 🎉 Learn More & Get Your Ticket 🔗 All details & tickets: GSTFestival.com Spread the word, bring your team, your delegation, or your favorite co-founders. Let’s make Barcelona + #GSTF26 the place where your next big connection, deal, or idea actually happens. 🚀

⚠️ **IMPORTANT: You must sign up and buy a ticket here to attend:** [https://groupvibe.com/](https://groupvibe.com/) **Join the Berlin Brunch Club and make new friends!** Each meetup brings together 4–6 people for casual conversations over brunch. We use the Groupvibe platform to facilitate the meetup and ensure everyone’s a good fit. 👉 **To attend, you’ll need to complete registration via this link:** [https://groupvibe.com/](https://groupvibe.com/) We’ll share the exact location of the upcoming meetup the night before only if you have bought a ticket or membership plan. **Why this works:** \* Smaller groups make real conversations easier. \* Discover new restaurants in your city, together. \* Curated brunch venues with good food and vibe. \* If you hit it off with your group, there’s plenty of time to hang out afterwards. **Note:** RSVPs on Meetup don’t reflect total attendance. Many attendees register directly via our website. The event on [Meetup.com](http://meetup.com/) is only a placeholder. This meetup is organized by Groupvibe, a small team passionate about helping people form meaningful friendships offline.

Silent Book Club is a group of book lovers who enjoy reading together in public. All books and all readers are welcome. (Kindly RSVP 'yes' only if you can make it, so we can save a seat for you and our fellow readers on the waitlist!) This page-turning party will unfold in the Café (1st floor) at the Bode Museum. There's no entrance fee, but please order at least one item from the cafe and don't bring any outside drinks :) No quizzes, no pressure, no assigned books - just a group of book-loving souls basking in the beauty of silent reading. **Our thrilling agenda:** 10:30 am - 11:00 am - Arrivals, ordering drinks/food (social time) 11:00 am - 12:00 pm - The Great Quiet Reading Hour (where silence is the star) 12:00 pm - 13:00 pm - Optional socializing, share your reading adventures or just keep exploring the pages Stay for lunch, and who knows? You might just find your next favorite book over a pizza. NB: If you plan to go for lunch, please consider bringing cash, as some restaurants only accept card payments after a certain amount.

Welcome to Sunday Tech Coffee. This is a **networking** event for those in the tech industry in Berlin. We are usually inside and to the right. Ask the barista/bartender if you can't find us.

## QUIZ #77.1 @ Alte Turnhalle GERMAN BELOW/DEUTSCH UNTENSTEHEND **Trivia Night – English & Deutsch** A fun, social trivia night for locals, expats, newcomers and long-time Berliners alike. The quiz is **open to everyone** and played **bilingually in English & German**. ### The quiz setup: 📅 **Sunday, 1st of March** 🕔 Doors open: 5:45 pm \| 🕡 Quiz starts: 6:30 pm 📍 **Alte Turnhalle**, near Bhf. Ostkreuz 💰 **4 € per person** 👤 **Solo players welcome** or play as a team (max. **6 people**) 🤝 No team? We’ll match you with others at mixed tables ✍️ \*\*3 to 4 rounds à 10 questions (\*\*Topics include: music, picture riddles, pop culture, general knowledge & more) Languages: 🇬🇧 & 🇩🇪 🏆 **Prizes** for the top 3 teams + the legendary **Lucky Loser** 📍 **Venue:** Alte Turnhalle, Berlin-Friedrichshain, (Holteistraße 6–9, 10245 Berlin) **Good to know:** Most questions are designed to be broadly accessible. However, from time to time there *may* be questions related to **German history, culture, or German-speaking pop culture**. No need to be an expert though – **teamwork is key**, and mixed teams are very welcome. 📸 **Photos & promo:** We occasionally take photos during the event for promotional purposes (website & social media). If you prefer **not** to appear in photos, just let us know briefly during the event – no problem at all. Come solo, bring friends, or find a team on the spot – we’ll take care of the rest. See you there! 🧠✨ *** **Quizabend – Deutsch & Englisch** Ein geselliger Quizabend für Berliner:innen, Zugezogene, Expats und Quizfans aller Erfahrungslevel. Das Quiz ist **für alle offen** und wird **zweisprachig auf Deutsch & Englisch** gespielt. ### Die wichtigsten Infos: 📅 **Sonntag, 01. März** 🕔 Einlass: 17:45 Uhr \| 🕡 Quizbeginn: 18:30 Uhr 📍 **Alte Turnhalle**, nahe Bhf. Ostkreuz 💰 **4 € pro Person** 👤 **Solo-Anmeldung möglich** oder als Team (max. **6 Personen**) 🤝 Kein Team? Wir setzen euch an **Mixed Tables** zusammen ✍️ \*\*3 Runden à 10 Fragen (\*\*Themen: Musik, Bilderrätsel, Popkultur, Allgemeinwissen u.v.m.) Sprachen: 🇩🇪 & 🇬🇧 🏆 **Preise** für die ersten 3 Teams sowie den **Lucky Loser** 📍 **Location:** Alte Turnhalle, Berlin-Friedrichshain, (Holteistraße 6–9, 10245 Berlin) **Gut zu wissen:** Die meisten Fragen sind allgemein verständlich gehalten. Dennoch kann es **hin und wieder Fragen mit Bezug zur deutschen Geschichte, Kultur oder deutschsprachigen Popkultur** geben. Dafür muss man kein Profi sein – **Teamwork ist entscheidend**, und gemischte Teams sind ausdrücklich willkommen. 📸 **Fotos & Promotion:** Während des Quiz machen wir gelegentlich Fotos für **Promo-Zwecke** (Website & Social Media). Falls ihr **nicht** auf Fotos erscheinen möchtet, gebt uns beim Event einfach kurz Bescheid – völlig unkompliziert. Ob alleine, mit Freund:innen oder spontan im Team vor Ort – wir freuen uns auf euch! **Bis bald und viel Spaß beim Quizzen!** 🧠🎉

**Step right up for a fortune-telling experience that's barely accurate, but definitely unforgettable.** Magdalena, the "fortune teller", combines a crystal ball, questionable predictions and a healthy dose of dark humour in a show that's as absurd as it is entertaining. Described by the 'Scotsman' (top newspaper in the UK) as 'unexpected, clever, ridiculous but great stuff, crystal ball and all', this interactive comedy has left audiences worldwide laughing and wondering what just happened. Some say it's life-changing, others call it pure nonsense-but no one escapes without a few laughs, some spirit summoning and answers you probably didn't want. **Sold out run in Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2025** Reserve your seat for just €2, and at the end of the show, you decide what it was worth (suggested contribution: €10-15). Reservations are held until 10 minutes before the show starts. This is a paid show—you just get to choose how much to pay. **Make sure to reserve your ticket [HERE](https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/01-accurate-english-comedy-night-tickets-1975608368813?aff=meetup)**

This time we will be discussing Wuthering Heights by Emerald Fennell which runs currently in the cinemas. https://www.imdb.com/de/title/tt32897959/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk We’re a group of people who enjoy films and talking about films. We meet on Sunday in a cafe/bar and have a relaxed discussion about the film. We talk about how we felt about the film, and what we liked or disliked about it. Don't forget to watch the film before joining the meetup :)

If you are looking to explore the independent and limited-print zine scene in Berlin, this is the market for you! Dozens of established local publishers, radical zinemakers, and unexpected media pop-ups will grace the presence of the Vagabund Kesselhaus on the afternoon of Sunday, March 1st in the fourth edition of this growing market organized by [Re(a)d Wedding](https://www.instagram.com/readwedding/). The schedule * **11:00** \- Ticketed workshop 1: *Seasons of Life: Eco-poetry + Self Reflection Zine Workshop* with [Gwen Marletta](https://www.etsy.com/shop/gwenmarlettaart/?etsrc=sdt). ***[Reserve your spot here!](https://www.eventbrite.de/e/seasons-of-life-eco-poetry-self-reflection-zine-workshop-tickets-1982565590049?aff=oddtdtcreator)*** * **12:00** \- Main level market and bar opens\, including a full food menu and coffee available all day\. * **13:00** \- Ticketed workshop 2: *Collective Crafting as Resistance: Stamp Carving, Printing & Zine Making* by [Johanna Doer](https://www.instagram.com/johannadoer/). ***[Reserve your spot here!](https://www.eventbrite.de/e/collective-crafting-as-resistance-stamp-carving-printing-zine-making-tickets-1982564373410?aff=oddtdtcreator)*** * **15:00** \- Ticketed workshop 3: Reading as Play\! Storytelling On and Off the Page by [Taylor Zhang](https://www.instagram.com/tay.zhang/). ***[Reserve your spot here!](https://www.eventbrite.de/e/reading-as-play-storytelling-on-and-off-the-page-tickets-1983272736142?aff=oddtdtcreator)*** * **16:30 -** Ticketed workshop 4: *How to perform a scream* by [Nađa Kračunović](https://nadjakracunovic.com/workshops). ***[Reserve your spot here!](https://www.eventbrite.de/e/how-to-perform-scream-letter-by-letter-tickets-1982643213222)*** * **18:00** \- Market close\, bar remains open through the evening\! Whether you're looking for gifts, a book for a lake day, or to network in the industry, we have a wide range of \*all local\* publishers for you. The participating publishers will be announced closer to or shortly after the start of 2026. Participants: * [Pseudo Press](https://www.instagram.com/pseudopress/) * [Local Gr0up](https://www.instagram.com/local.gr0up/) * [distrustful dinosaurs](https://www.instagram.com/distrustful_dinos/) * [Reisedepeschen Verlag](https://www.instagram.com/reisedepeschenverlag/) * [bruise studio](https://www.instagram.com/bruisestudio) * [FUKT Magazine](https://www.instagram.com/fukt_magazine/) * [SAND Journal](https://www.instagram.com/sandjournalberlin/) * [WIRWIR PUBLISHES](https://www.instagram.com/wirwirberlin/) * [FELDER BOOKS](https://www.instagram.com/felderbooksberlin/) * [olla express](https://www.instagram.com/o.llaex.press/) * [Krater Books](https://www.instagram.com/kraterbooks/) * [Choo Choo Press](https://www.instagram.com/choochoopress/) * [Siesta Verlag](https://www.instagram.com/siestaverlag/) * The Organizer's table including [FLORETS Press](https://www.instagram.com/florets.mag/), [textur mag](https://www.instagram.com/textur_mag/), [Bubamarrë](https://www.instagram.com/bubamarre/), [Re(a)d Wedding Kollektiv](https://www.instagram.com/readwedding/) and more. * Zinemakers & members representing collectives include [JURO](https://www.instagram.com/juro__/), [Yehudi](https://www.instagram.com/coatla.ve/), [Maggie Oran](https://www.instagram.com/maggie.oran/), [C. Bain](https://tiresiasprojekt.com/), [Mina Braun](https://www.instagram.com/minabraunillustration/), [Tamar Moshkovitz](https://www.instagram.com/tamar_moshkovitz/), [María Victoria](https://www.instagram.com/mvictoria.rodriguez/), [Anton Galaev](https://www.instagram.com/antongalaev/), [Moana Vonstadl](https://www.instagram.com/moana_vonstadl), [Gerrit Kirchner](https://www.instagram.com/waber_one/), [Ilona Samcewicz-Parham](https://www.instagram.com/spilenka/) and [Katya Craftsova](https://www.instagram.com/craftsova_katya/). Fittingly for this Berlin Writers meetup group, it would also be incredible to see some connections made at this fair -- could your work be printed in one of the publications after meeting the faces behind them at this market? Will the work you discover inspire your next works for performance or print? Come by and find out!

Embrace springtime with a relaxed Sunday escape to Pfaueninsel (Peacock Island). 🦚🌿 Located between Berlin and Potsdam, this peaceful island is perfect for a small nature getaway — open meadows, lake views, and of course its famous peacocks. 🚍 We meet at Messe Nord/ICC (Witzleben) station (ZOB area). From there, we take Bus 218 through Grunewald directly to the Pfaueninsel ferry. The double-decker ride itself is already a scenic highlight and a great chance to chat and connect. If you want to come directly to Pfaueninsel make sure you are there at the same time with the rest of us. The bus stops at Wannsee as well. 💰 Cost: Free attendance — just €6 for the ferry/entrance ticket. 🎒 Bring: Nothing but a good mood and energy for a relaxed walk. Join us for a calm afternoon by the water and a little escape from the city. 🌿✨

Join us on March 1st for a HORSE YEAR SPECIAL TEA TIME 🐎🍵 The Year of the Fire Horse approaches with dynamic energy, transformation, and movement. We invite you to pause with us and celebrate the Horse Year in a mindful and communal way. The C\*SPACE Pop-Up Teahouse will be open from 3–5 PM for a peaceful afternoon of tea and community. Community tea hosts are warmly welcome. Your tea hosts 🍃: C\*SPACE Pop-Up Teahouse Core Team Claudia Priemer @giselasmartertea, tea sommelier Jan Siefke, C\*SPACE co-founder Lavia Lin @deepintheblueblau, tea enthusiast and artist Program: 3–5 PM — Horse Year Special Tea Time 6–7 PM — Film Screening „The Tea Explorer“ by Andrew Gregg, a film on the journey along the Tea Horse Road 📩 Collaboration inquiries: pop-up-teahouse@c-space.eu 👨‍👩‍👧 Families with kids are welcome 💛 Small community / cultural donation appreciated (suggested €10–30) Sign up here or over Luma: [https://luma.com/chh9w7x7](Sign Up here)

Join us for chill **indoor** beach volley! 🏐 🏐 🏐 This event is for everyone who enjoys chill games and is not a *complete* beginner (A1.5+). We play 3v3 (or 4v4) with beach rules. There are no trainers at this event. Register via [the simultaneous event](https://www.meetup.com/berlin-volley/events/) for higher-level 2v2 matches (F1+). After playing, you can join us for socials with drinks and snacks at the bar area. We often play a social deduction game, which you're also welcome to join. We play in domes that are heated up to at least 15C. It's recommended that you come 10 minutes early so you have time to change and find the fields. If it is your first time, 15 minutes might be even better. You can join whatever court you like and move between courts during the event. We self-organize, so once you finish a game, you can start a rematch, mix with another court, or take a break as you see fit. Upon arrival, join the warmup happening on one of the courts. Join our WhatsApp community via [https://volley.berlin/WhatsApp](https://volley.berlin/WhatsApp) ([QR code](https://secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/b/f/d/5/highres_532249109.webp)) Follow us on Insta at [https://www.instagram.com/berlinvolleyball](https://www.instagram.com/berlinvolleyball) **Rules**: Do not join if you have an infectious disease. For everyone's safety, we do not allow kicking the ball during games with beginners. Be respectful of your fellow players. **Venue**: We play at BeachMitte. There are changing rooms, toilets, and hot water showers that cost 1 EUR. There are no lockers. There is a bar that sells drinks and snacks. **Payment**: You pay in advance via Meetup. Payment via PayPal or Urban Sports Club is not possible. **Refunds**: The venue does not provide refunds. Thus, we cannot refund you either, even if the event is canceled due to bad weather. If you know you can't make it in advance, you can try selling your spot to someone else via WhatsApp or the comment section. In the rare cases that we cancel an event due to poor attendance, everyone gets a full refund. Pictures might be taken and shared publicly, such as on Meetup or Instagram. You can opt out by letting the organizer know you do not wish to be photographed. By RSVP'ing to this event, you acknowledge and agree to the following: Participation in this volleyball event is at your own risk. The organizer is not responsible for any injury, loss, or damage sustained during the event, whether caused by negligence or otherwise. You are aware of the inherent risks involved in beach volleyball and voluntarily assume these risks. You agree to hold the organizer harmless from any claims, liabilities, or expenses arising from your participation, including any medical costs. Share anonymous feedback with the organizer via [https://www.admonymous.co/entropy](https://www.admonymous.co/entropy)

**We are expanding our creative programming opportunities with Queer Quills, a quiet writing and sharing space. Queer Quills features some prompts, supplies and friendly faces to help get some inspiration or feedback for your writing. Hope to see you there!**

Window functions have nothing to do with the Windows operating system but provide a “window” to a result set when used in SQL queries. They are powerful, set-based methods to view data in unexpected ways. Window functions provide easy, set-based solutions to solve some common problems: * Using running totals * Performing operations in intervals * Identifying data gaps and islands * Performing aggregates without losing detail Many people are confused by window functions and do not know how to use them properly. This session will explore window functions, how they work, and how to use them. Demonstrations with several examples will solidify how window functions can simplify queries and make them more powerful.

⚠️ **IMPORTANT: You must sign up and buy a ticket here to attend:** [https://groupvibe.com/](https://groupvibe.com/) **Join the Columbus City Brunch Club and make new friends!** Each meetup brings together 4–6 people for casual conversations over brunch. We use the Groupvibe platform to facilitate the meetup and ensure everyone’s a good fit. 👉 **To attend, you’ll need to complete registration via this link:** [https://groupvibe.com/](https://groupvibe.com/) We’ll share the exact location of the upcoming meetup the night before only if you have bought a ticket or membership plan. **Why this works:** \* Smaller groups make real conversations easier. \* Discover new restaurants in your city, together. \* Curated lunch venues with good food and vibe. \* If you hit it off with your group, there’s plenty of time to hang out afterwards. **Note:** RSVPs on Meetup don’t reflect total attendance. Many attendees register directly via our website. The event on [Meetup.com](http://meetup.com/) is only a placeholder. This meetup is organized by Groupvibe, a small team passionate about helping people form meaningful friendships offline.

Et tu, betch? 🏺Join our host MisSir Wat, Oop C Daisy, Fish Patty, and Stella Stargayzer for two hours of songs about revenge and backstabbing, benefitting the Westerville Queer Collective! Good Vibes Winery will have wine, wine slushies, and some breakfast items for sale. 🏺 🔗Get your tickets here: https://donorbox.org/events/907893/steps/choose_tickets 🥂This is a 21+ show, a prize will be awarded to the person in the best toga! (Optional!) Benefitting The Westerville Queer Collective- dedicated to education, advocacy, pride, and outreach in the Westerville community. A portion of sales will go towards funding WQC Pride! All ticket sales will be processed via WQC's Donorbox page, we are not liable for any sales make through third-party vendors. Additionally, this event seconds as a food drive! Please consider bringing shelf stable food items for WQC's food pantry, located in Java Central.

This is not an event, but an announcement that we are accepting new members. If you'd like to pursue joining our group, please write us at columbusmensgroup@gmail.com with a few paragraphs about yourself, what you'd like to experience in the group, and the contribution that you'd like to make. Thank you!

**Google Analytics Alternatives** Is it finally time to make the switch away from Google Analytics? Two-and-a-half years ago Jason Packer asked this question at Columbus Web Analytics Wednesday. Since then: Google’s Universal Analytics has been sunset, we’ve changed our name to Columbus Data & Analytics Wednesday, and Jason has released two editions of his book “Google Analytics Alternatives”. Fresh off the release of the 2nd edition of his book, we thought it was time to re-open this conversation. While people love to complain about it, GA’s market share has remained relatively constant (at least in the United States). Why is that? You won’t find any complaints about GA4 in this talk, but rather an overview of what’s currently available in the market and how to frame your decision-making process. We’ll also be giving out some free copies of Jason’s book! So even if you’ve got a “GA4Lyfe” tattoo (no judgement), there’s free books to go with the free pizza and beer. Thanks to our 2026 sponsors: [Clarivoy](https://www.clarivoy.com), [What Box Consulting Group](https://www.whatboxconsultinggroup.com), [Conductrics](https://www.conductrics.com), and [Piwik PRO](https://piwik.pro) More info at [cbusdaw.com](https://cbusdaw.com)