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We are a group of people meeting on Tuesdays to socialize around cooking and eating together. Usually around 40-50 people. Many are international students, but also other people join. The foodclub exist independent of Meetup, we invite you because we have room for a few more people. The food is vegan and made from donated leftover veggies from a local greengrocery. The place has originally hosted leftwing activist groups, and many of the people joining are also involved in political groups. If you want to join for chopping and cooking, we will be doing that from 3 to 6 pm. It is possible to join part of the time. From 6:30 to 8pm we are serving food. Donation around 30 kroner. If you are helping out some hours, chopping, cooking or cleaning, you can eat for free. From 8 to 9 - 9:30 pm we are cleaning up the place. We hope to see you in our lovely foodclub <3

**Co-working for writers in Amager!** Join us for an hour of focused writing time. All writers and all experience levels are welcome and don’t worry, no one will see what you've written. This session is about getting your writing done and meeting other writers in the area. We meet in this lovely spacious café, chilled out, usually not very busy at this time, with an on-site bakery of delicious pastries. Once everyone is here and settled, I will lead a quick introduction, and then set the timer for our quiet and focused writing session. After the hour is up feel free to chat / take off / keep writing if you're on a roll. We often talk about our successes and challenges as writers, and it can be a great way to learn from eachother. **A note about the format** We don’t host critiques or readings. These events are a safe space for writers of all skill levels and genres to work on their craft, so no one will read or critique your writing. For our full event schedule, visit [https://shutupwrite.com](https://shutupwrite.com) **Practical Details:** WiFi name / password: Kasada / haveaniceday Travel / Parking info: Kasada is just a few minutes walk from Lergravsparken Metro Station. We've reserved the large round table in the main room, with power outlets if you need one. Venue Guidelines: Please thank our hosts by purchasing something.

Join us for an hour of writing! We’ve discovered that it’s strikingly helpful to write with other writers. See if it’s true for you at our Copenhagen Shut Up & Write! sessions. Be it a book, blog, script, essay, dissertation, résumé, melody, poem, or just plain work stuff, you are invited to write it with us. No one will see what you've written or give you unsolicited advice. Instead of just thinking about writing, come and get some real writing done. SCHEDULE: - 15 minutes of hellos and getting settled; maybe some quick intros. - Then, the timer starts! : writing for 1 hour. - After the hour is up... chat / take off / keep writing, if you're on a roll. OPTIONAL SOCIALIZING happens once the hour of writing is complete. Writing can be very solitary... connecting (and sometimes even commiserating) with other writers is a cool thing. It's best to be on time, but BEING LATE IS ALSO OKAY: just show up and get settled, then check in with us after the session. (We’ll be the ones with the small Shut Up & Write! sign.) If you were on time, please be willing to make room for the friendly latecomer. What Should I Bring? Whatever you need to be able to write! Bring earbuds/earplugs if you want to block the cafe’s overhead music or the occasional conversation by other patrons.

**Overview** Beginner-friendly Mafia games - learn, play, and meet the community. **Mafia Spring Sessions** is our seasonal series created especially for new players. The focus is simple: help you learn the game, feel confident, and enjoy the experience in a relaxed, supportive atmosphere. No pressure. No experience needed. This short video shows how the game works and what to expect at the table - unscripted gameplay: [Watch on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/DUItRqbiJoT/) *** ♠️ **What is Mafia?** If you enjoy Werewolf, Among Us, or *Forræder*, Mafia will feel instantly familiar - but with its own unique depth. Mafia is a live social deduction game about: * reading people * spotting hidden motives * persuading the table * deciding who to trust Each player receives a hidden role. Some players know the truth… others must uncover it. *** 🎈 **Perfect for Beginners** During **Mafia Spring Sessions**, the host slightly slows the pace and explains key moments so new players can follow comfortably. ✔ Rules explained step by step ✔ Questions always welcome ✔ No prior experience needed Most players understand the flow within their first game. *** **❓ Do I Need to Know the Game?** No - absolutely no prior experience is needed. **Most players join solo and are new to the game.** This event is part of **Mafia Spring Sessions**, designed specifically with new players in mind. The host guides the table step by step, explains key moments, and ensures everyone can follow comfortably. Questions are always welcome. Just come, try it out, and enjoy the experience. *** 🥂**Atmosphere** Expect a lively but welcoming table with: * engaging facilitation * atmospheric background music * focused but friendly discussion * plenty of memorable moments It’s competitive - but always social and inclusive. *** 💫 **More Than Just a Game** Mafia is one of the best social icebreakers. Many players come for the game… and stay for the people. **Mafia Spring Sessions** is where many members meet the community for the first time. *** 💰️ **Price** **First-time players:** FREE (one-time introductory evening) **Regular players:** 125 DKK **Student regulars:** 95 DKK **Bring a friend who’s new - you both play free.** *** **❗Registration Note** This event is limited to **17 players**. I personally confirm all participants in advance to ensure a balanced table and the best possible experience. Please check your DMs after registering to confirm your participation. *** 📸**Photo & Video Notice** We occasionally capture wide shots and short atmosphere clips during events to share with the community (e.g. Facebook or Instagram). Players may also share their own photos or videos. By joining the event, you acknowledge that you may appear in this content.

TICKET LINK: https://fienta.com/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-english-standup-comedy-show-174738 One Night, Three Comedians. Who is good? Who is bad? Who is ugly? Honestly, we couldn't figure it out from the poster so the audience will have to decide. The night will be hosted by Derek Hartman and feature Copenhagen Local Div Sidhu and visiting comedian Brian Tynan in a split headliner format. About the Comedians **Derek Hartman - Host** Derek is an American comedian, YouTuber, and social media personality based in Copenhagen. Known for his dry observations and outsider perspective on life in Denmark, Derek blends cultural confusion and everyday absurdities into his comedy. He also creates online sketches and videos that poke fun at Danish culture and the experience of living abroad. When he’s not on stage, he co-hosts the podcast What Are You Doing in Denmark, where he talks with internationals about the strange and often hilarious realities of life in Denmark. **Brian Tynan** Brian is an American from Tennessee who has been living in Europe since 2010. He first came for love, but stayed for the free health care and lack of guns. The thing he misses most from the states is Mexican food. He enjoys disc golf, snowboarding and other hobbies which will definitely never earn him money or make his family proud. He started standup just before the pandemic while living in Czech Republic because he loves a challenge and is great at bad timing. He picked it back up in 2022 after moving to Switzerland because he doesn't learn from his mistakes. His humor is a mix of social commentary and family history tinged with the insights of an expat living, loving and learning in different languages and cultural environments for most of his adult life. **Div Sidhu** Div is an Indian comedian based in Copenhagen known for his anecdotal style of comedy. Drawing from personal experiences and everyday observations, he blends stand-up storytelling with sketch comedy to share humorous takes on life as an Indian living in Europe. With expressive characters and relatable insights into cultural differences, family moments, and immigrant life, Div turns real-life situations into stories audiences everywhere can laugh and connect with. He has performed internationally across the USA, India, Italy, the Czech Republic, the Netherlands, Austria, Malta, and Sweden, where he brought his two-person comedy show to the Stockholm Fringe Festival.

Välkomna på språkcafé hos Mindfulness Home på Nobelvägen 11 i Malmö tisdagar, onsdagar och torsdagar kl 12:30-14:00 Vi ses för att träna på svenska språket, skapa nya bekantskaper och fika lite tillsammans. Det kostar 50kr för att bli medlem för ett helt år. Välkomna! Vi har även andra program som ni kan läsa mer om på vår hemsida/facebook/instagram https://mindfulnesshome.se https://www.instagram.com/mindfulnesshomemalmo?igsh=Z25rd2s5b3FuY3Z4&utm_source=qr Kontakt: 070-355 41 91(Emma)

Learn how to paint Mandalas with dots. Painting a mandala is a therapeutic artistic activity that helps you de-stress and calm down. When you paint a mandala, all your attention goes towards maintaining symmetry. You get engrossed in the patterns and get into the flow of creation. If done with an intention, painting a mandala lets you be in and enjoy the present. Membership costs 50kr a year [www.mindfulnesshome.se](https://mindfulnesshome.se) Contact: 070-355 41 91(Emma)

**𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 – the international week-breaker** for context (as frequently asked): \- we are always many more people than sign up here on meetup as most traffic and updates happen on IG \- average age range is from 20\-30 \(everyone is welcome\) **Happy Holidays!** Since most of us have the Thursday off after, we decided to go all in. At later hours a DJ will get us started on the extra dancefloor and let’s party 📸 IG @dearworldcph (for impressions from past events!) As the days are colder and shorter, we’re bringing the energy to our nights – with over 100+ at our bar nights and 200+ at our parties, 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 keeps growing! For almost 2 years now, we’ve been uniting Copenhagen’s international crowd (and locals) – countless nationalities, shining in different languages 🌍 Think easy-going conversation starters like flags, rotating chat charms & playful questions – all designed to spark great chats and eliminate any awkwardness. 📍 BODEGA DANZA, Flæsketorvet 13A, 1711 Copenhagen 🕖 When: starting at 19:00 (hosts & stickers until 22:30, the night continues however long you like) Let’s raise a glass, meet familiar and new faces, and break the week – together 🥂 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 The space for internationals and open-minded locals to connect in Copenhagen. Whether you’re looking to socialize, network, make friends, or simply vibe – just show up. Come solo or bring your crew – we’ve got you. Got questions? DM us on Instagram @dearworldcph or reach out to the host here. Let’s make Wednesdays the new favorite day of the week 🌇

What about starting the weekend relaxed with a coffee and meeting other photographers? Everyone is invited to pass by, meet other members, exchange ideas and expand your network. The meetup will take around 1 - 2 hours without schedule. Jump in or off whenever you like. Usually we are sitting outside (or if is raining or cold in the basement). See you there Jesper

Hej! Copenhagen’s not just cozy — it’s cosmopolitan too. [[Click this whatsapp groupchat link to join us]](https://chat.whatsapp.com/EvsDzfhRt1d5Z3hxZw2qip) Our Saturday 7:30 PM meetups gather 20–30-somethings who love international connections. Expect warm vibes, open minds, and a seat at the table for everyone. Come join the city’s most hyggeligt hangout. join us!!

This week the host is: Youssra! Youssra grew up in Syria in a home where cooking was at the center of everything. She moved to Denmark as a youngster and spent most of her life working as an English teacher while raising a family - always in the cooking business and always taking care of people. When she was in her 60s, she decided to follow the thread that had been there all along. She started her own catering business, Youssra's Kitchen, and now cooks full-time from her kitchen, often with music in her ears and the door open. Youssra has a beautiful way of speaking; she's full of stories about food, migration and resilience, and now she wants to open her kitchen to share them. Tickets here: [www.TheSilvers.dk](www.thesilvers.dk) \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- Here in Copenhagen we have started a movement of weekly dinners (on a Wednesday) hosted by the senior generation in their own homes. Seniors with 60+ years of life experience who are community leaders, intellectuals, artists, storytellers, and want to share their experience over dinners for a small group each time. Every Wednesday there is dinner hosted by a different Silver (senior host) who will open their front door, welcome a group of 5-8 people into their home, and share their stories, knowledge, and connections across the table over a themed evening. Each host chooses their own theme and it is the aim to pass on their hard-earned knowledge.

TICKET LINK https://fienta.com/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-english-standup-comedy-show One Night, Three Comedians. Who is good? Who is bad? Who is ugly? Honestly, we couldn't figure it out from the poster so the audience will have to decide. The night will be hosted by Derek Hartman and feature Copenhagen Local Div Sidhu and visiting comedian Brian Tynan in a split headliner format. About the Comedians **Derek Hartman - Host** Derek is an American comedian, YouTuber, and social media personality based in Copenhagen. Known for his dry observations and outsider perspective on life in Denmark, Derek blends cultural confusion and everyday absurdities into his comedy. He also creates online sketches and videos that poke fun at Danish culture and the experience of living abroad. When he’s not on stage, he co-hosts the podcast What Are You Doing in Denmark, where he talks with internationals about the strange and often hilarious realities of life in Denmark. **Brian Tynan** Brian is an American from Tennessee who has been living in Europe since 2010. He first came for love, but stayed for the free health care and lack of guns. The thing he misses most from the states is Mexican food. He enjoys disc golf, snowboarding and other hobbies which will definitely never earn him money or make his family proud. He started standup just before the pandemic while living in Czech Republic because he loves a challenge and is great at bad timing. He picked it back up in 2022 after moving to Switzerland because he doesn't learn from his mistakes. His humor is a mix of social commentary and family history tinged with the insights of an expat living, loving and learning in different languages and cultural environments for most of his adult life. **Div Sidhu** Div is an Indian comedian based in Copenhagen known for his anecdotal style of comedy. Drawing from personal experiences and everyday observations, he blends stand-up storytelling with sketch comedy to share humorous takes on life as an Indian living in Europe. With expressive characters and relatable insights into cultural differences, family moments, and immigrant life, Div turns real-life situations into stories audiences everywhere can laugh and connect with. He has performed internationally across the USA, India, Italy, the Czech Republic, the Netherlands, Austria, Malta, and Sweden, where he brought his two-person comedy show to the Stockholm Fringe Festival.

Booked pitch at Holmen. Pitch is booked until 22.30 💰 **Cost:** 10 kr Mobilepay: 9539SH Revolut: [revolut.me/frederwnn](https://revolut.me/frederwnn) Or bring Cash * Event begins at 20:15 * You must sign out no later than 9:00 same day * Spots are non-transferable (you cannot reserve a spot and send someone else in your place) * Members who follow the rules and attend regularly will be given priority **Be at the pitch at 20.15 sharp!** Minimum 14 players by midnight and we play! Otherwise the game is cancelled. We aim for 8v8. The game is naturally for everyone no matter gender, level or anything. We emphasise on having fun! That also means no risky tackles or foul language. Bring a white and a black t-shirt and a ball if you have one. **Last minute sign-off's** (Later than 9AM on the same day) or no-shows will be banned from the next game and be put in the no-show list. 3 Strikes and you're out for a full year - no exceptions

Our monthly PHP meetup. A virtual shindig courtesy of Zoom. Check back here for the details around 6:15 pm

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

Come out to Improving for our monthly iOS and Mac meetings. This Month's Presentation: Nothing yet. (You should volunteer). What is Cocoaheads (http://cocoaheads.org/)? CocoaHeads is a group devoted to discussion of Apple Computer's Cocoa Framework for programming on MacOS X and iOS (including the iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch). During monthly meetings, members present on their projects and offer tutorials on various programming topics. What is BuckeyeCocoa (http://buckeyecocoa.org/)? BuckeyeCocoa is a group of Objective-C/Swift developers/enthusiasts. We host monthly Cocoaheads and near-weekly NSCoder meetings in Columbus, Ohio. The meetings are free to attend. Presentations! Presenters welcome! We are always in need of people willing to present material. Any Swift and/or Objective-C related topic is welcome. Times can be 5 minutes (i.e. lightning talks) to a maximum of 2 hours. Interested? Contact info is on the BuckeyeCocoa website. To volunteer for a presentation contact us at @BuckeyeCocoa on Twitter. Follow us on Twitter! @BuckeyeCocoa (https://twitter.com/#!/Buckeyecocoa/) For more information: http://buckeyecocoa.org/

**Latest Dojo Location!** **Knotty Pine Brewing** 1765 W 3rd Ave, Columbus, OH 43212 We're going to try a new dojo location for a few weeks and see how it works Dojos are informal Python group study sessions where everyone interested in Python gathers to learn about Python, help others with Python, or just hang out. Everyone is welcome from Python beginners to experts. Bringing a laptop is encouraged (we'll have extension cords and power strips). If there's something you want to learn leave a comment on this invite so we can plan ahead. We're looking for speakers for our Monthly Meetups! Fill out the form if you are interested in presenting to the Python Community. https://forms.gle/ehSfUAC2WgR34Crq9

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/a/9/6/600_348310902.jpeg Instructor - Crow, HPS Class fee is $30 at the door or approved exchange RSVP with Advance pay of $25 (discounted) by PayPal on the web or by contacting Enchanted Elements (614) 437-2642. Reservations made directly to Enchanted Elements will be added to the class list manually not online. Private Instruction ~ Closed to the Public ~ Initiated Members Only Please come prepared for ritual. Blessings ~ Crow

Columbus Code & Coffee is an inclusive, informal co-working session. People of all skill levels attend, and we love it that way. Many people (optionally) bring projects to work on, and many other people (optionally) socialize the entire time. It's entirely up to you! **What to Expect at the Intro Circle** \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ Near the beginning of the event (1:30 pm), we do a standup: * Organizer announcements, updates, and logistics Round 1 - (7 secs max): * Your name * What you're working on * What you can help others with Round 2: * Community events you wanna plug. If none, that's cool too. Round 3: * Job opportunities you're hiring for OR announce that you are looking for one. If none, that's cool. After the introduction circle, everything is self-organized! Feel free to work alone, pair up, attend one of our workshops/presentations, or mingle!