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**𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 – the international week-breaker** for context (as frequently asked): \- we are always many more people than sign up here on meetup as most traffic and updates happen on IG \- average age range is from 20\-30 \(everyone is welcome\) **Happy Holidays!** Since most of us have the Thursday off after, we decided to go all in. At later hours a DJ will get us started on the extra dancefloor and let’s party 📸 IG @dearworldcph (for impressions from past events!) As the days are colder and shorter, we’re bringing the energy to our nights – with over 100+ at our bar nights and 200+ at our parties, 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 keeps growing! For almost 2 years now, we’ve been uniting Copenhagen’s international crowd (and locals) – countless nationalities, shining in different languages 🌍 Think easy-going conversation starters like flags, rotating chat charms & playful questions – all designed to spark great chats and eliminate any awkwardness. 📍 BODEGA DANZA, Flæsketorvet 13A, 1711 Copenhagen 🕖 When: starting at 19:00 (hosts & stickers until 22:30, the night continues however long you like) Let’s raise a glass, meet familiar and new faces, and break the week – together 🥂 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 The space for internationals and open-minded locals to connect in Copenhagen. Whether you’re looking to socialize, network, make friends, or simply vibe – just show up. Come solo or bring your crew – we’ve got you. Got questions? DM us on Instagram @dearworldcph or reach out to the host here. Let’s make Wednesdays the new favorite day of the week 🌇

TICKET LINK https://fienta.com/the-good-the-bad-the-ugly-english-standup-comedy-show One Night, Three Comedians. Who is good? Who is bad? Who is ugly? Honestly, we couldn't figure it out from the poster so the audience will have to decide. The night will be hosted by Derek Hartman and feature Copenhagen Local Div Sidhu and visiting comedian Brian Tynan in a split headliner format. About the Comedians **Derek Hartman - Host** Derek is an American comedian, YouTuber, and social media personality based in Copenhagen. Known for his dry observations and outsider perspective on life in Denmark, Derek blends cultural confusion and everyday absurdities into his comedy. He also creates online sketches and videos that poke fun at Danish culture and the experience of living abroad. When he’s not on stage, he co-hosts the podcast What Are You Doing in Denmark, where he talks with internationals about the strange and often hilarious realities of life in Denmark. **Brian Tynan** Brian is an American from Tennessee who has been living in Europe since 2010. He first came for love, but stayed for the free health care and lack of guns. The thing he misses most from the states is Mexican food. He enjoys disc golf, snowboarding and other hobbies which will definitely never earn him money or make his family proud. He started standup just before the pandemic while living in Czech Republic because he loves a challenge and is great at bad timing. He picked it back up in 2022 after moving to Switzerland because he doesn't learn from his mistakes. His humor is a mix of social commentary and family history tinged with the insights of an expat living, loving and learning in different languages and cultural environments for most of his adult life. **Div Sidhu** Div is an Indian comedian based in Copenhagen known for his anecdotal style of comedy. Drawing from personal experiences and everyday observations, he blends stand-up storytelling with sketch comedy to share humorous takes on life as an Indian living in Europe. With expressive characters and relatable insights into cultural differences, family moments, and immigrant life, Div turns real-life situations into stories audiences everywhere can laugh and connect with. He has performed internationally across the USA, India, Italy, the Czech Republic, the Netherlands, Austria, Malta, and Sweden, where he brought his two-person comedy show to the Stockholm Fringe Festival.

This week the host is: Youssra! Youssra grew up in Syria in a home where cooking was at the center of everything. She moved to Denmark as a youngster and spent most of her life working as an English teacher while raising a family - always in the cooking business and always taking care of people. When she was in her 60s, she decided to follow the thread that had been there all along. She started her own catering business, Youssra's Kitchen, and now cooks full-time from her kitchen, often with music in her ears and the door open. Youssra has a beautiful way of speaking; she's full of stories about food, migration and resilience, and now she wants to open her kitchen to share them. Tickets here: [www.TheSilvers.dk](www.thesilvers.dk) \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- Here in Copenhagen we have started a movement of weekly dinners (on a Wednesday) hosted by the senior generation in their own homes. Seniors with 60+ years of life experience who are community leaders, intellectuals, artists, storytellers, and want to share their experience over dinners for a small group each time. Every Wednesday there is dinner hosted by a different Silver (senior host) who will open their front door, welcome a group of 5-8 people into their home, and share their stories, knowledge, and connections across the table over a themed evening. Each host chooses their own theme and it is the aim to pass on their hard-earned knowledge.

Booked pitch at Holmen. Pitch is booked until 22.30 💰 **Cost:** 10 kr Mobilepay: 9539SH Revolut: [revolut.me/frederwnn](https://revolut.me/frederwnn) Or bring Cash * Event begins at 20:15 * You must sign out no later than 9:00 same day * Spots are non-transferable (you cannot reserve a spot and send someone else in your place) * Members who follow the rules and attend regularly will be given priority **Be at the pitch at 20.15 sharp!** Minimum 14 players by midnight and we play! Otherwise the game is cancelled. We aim for 8v8. The game is naturally for everyone no matter gender, level or anything. We emphasise on having fun! That also means no risky tackles or foul language. Bring a white and a black t-shirt and a ball if you have one. **Last minute sign-off's** (Later than 9AM on the same day) or no-shows will be banned from the next game and be put in the no-show list. 3 Strikes and you're out for a full year - no exceptions

A therapeutic approach to painting that helps you de-stress, interpret, express and resolve your emotions and thoughts. Activity fee for all Mindfulness Home activities is 108 kr. Membership costs 50kr a year [www.mindfulnesshome.se](https://mindfulnesshome.se) Contact: 070-355 41 91(Emma)

What about starting the weekend relaxed with a coffee and meeting other photographers? Everyone is invited to pass by, meet other members, exchange ideas and expand your network. The meetup will take around 1 - 2 hours without schedule. Jump in or off whenever you like. Usually we are sitting outside (or if is raining or cold in the basement). See you there Jesper

Hej! Copenhagen’s not just cozy — it’s cosmopolitan too. [[Click this whatsapp groupchat link to join us]](https://chat.whatsapp.com/EvsDzfhRt1d5Z3hxZw2qip) Our Saturday 7:30 PM meetups gather 20–30-somethings who love international connections. Expect warm vibes, open minds, and a seat at the table for everyone. Come join the city’s most hyggeligt hangout. join us!!

Booked pitch at Holmen. Pitch is booked until 14.30 💰 **Cost:** 10 kr Mobilepay: 9539SH Revolut: [revolut.me/frederwnn](https://revolut.me/frederwnn) Or bring Cash * Event begins at 12:45 * You must sign out no later than 9:00 * Spots are non-transferable (you cannot reserve a spot and send someone else in your place) * Members who follow the rules and attend regularly will be given priority **Be at the pitch at 12.45 sharp!** Minimum 14 players by midnight and we play! Otherwise the game is cancelled. We aim for 8v8. The game is naturally for everyone no matter gender, level or anything. We emphasise on having fun! That also means no risky tackles or foul language. Bring a white and a black t-shirt and a ball if you have one. **Last minute sign-off's** (Later than 9AM on the same day) or no-shows will be banned from the next game and be put in the no-show list. 3 Strikes and you're out for a full year - no exceptions. See the list here: [No-shows @ Football.xlsx](https://kpdk-my.sharepoint.com/:x:/g/personal/hems_kp_dk/ETJW3_gniv1BmbKjidmn31wB9SFCobvhySRDW5fXSdc9Lg?e=lCafbH)

You’re invited to a three-course NENI dinner. A vibrant, family-style Eastern Mediterranean feast inspired by Israeli, Middle Eastern, and Central European flavors. Expect bold colors, shared plates, joyful balagan, and a warm, homey table rooted in the Molcho family heritage. Chef’s choice menu, served to share. Drinks not included. **Les Amis** is a women-only community of friendly souls. We provide access to hundreds of experiences that explore your passions and connect you with other event participants. **Check our website to learn more, and apply to join our community and events**: [lesamis.cc/apply](https://www.lesamis.cc/apply)

**Join MEETUP for Copenhagen Comedy Passport @ Hard Rock Cafe! *Explore Copenhagen - One Joke at a Time!*** **Easter Thursday, April 2** **Showtime 6pm (the show ends around 7.30pm)** **Comedians: Tim Ford (UK), Joe Eagan (Canada), Vendela Gold (Sweden), Dimiter Stoev (Bulgaria), Loren Mayshark (USA), Jens Toni (DK), MC host Mikko Hartikainen (Finland)** **WHERE:** Hard Rock Cafe, Rådhuspladsen 45 (just a 1 min walk from Rådhuspladsen Metro stop!) *Welcome to an English-language comedy show for expats, visitors to Copenhagen and locals - featuring international comedians each show giving you a hilarious take on Copenhagen, Danish culture & more!* MEETUP MEMBERS INFO: MEETUP SIGNS WILL BE PLACED ON TABLES BASED HOW MANY MEETUP MEMBERS BUY SHOW TICKETS. AFTER BUYING A TICKET VIA THE LINK BELOW, SEND AN EMAIL INFO@JOESTANDUP.COM STATING YOU ARE ATTENDING THIS SHOW. CLICKING AS ATTENDING HERE ON THIS EVENT DOES NOT EQUAL BEING ABLE TO SEE THE SHOW, YOU NEED A TICKET TOO :) **Tickets:** Regular entry: 110 dkk 2-person special: 199 dkk Student (with student ID): 75 dkk Burger & Show deal: 249 dkk Buy show tickets & read full show info via: [https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-comedy-passport-hard-rock-cafe-explore-copenhagen-one-joke-at-a-time-billetter-1811316](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-comedy-passport-hard-rock-cafe-explore-copenhagen-one-joke-at-a-time-billetter-1811316) *Presented by Joe Eagan Comedy Productions ([www.joestandup.com](www.joestandup.com/denmark)) - the same team behind the Afterwork Shows at Knock Knock!* :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: **Want more comedy?** Check out the organizer's Afterwork English Comedy Specials at Knock Knock club on one Friday per month with at least one pro headliner flown in each show! Next show Fri, April 10. All details via: [https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343)

**Join MEETUP for Copenhagen Comedy Passport @ Hard Rock Cafe! *Explore Copenhagen - One Joke at a Time!*** **Easter Thursday, April 2** **Showtime 6pm (the show ends around 7.30pm)** **Comedians: Tim Ford (UK), Joe Eagan (Canada), Vendela Gold (Sweden), Dimiter Stoev (Bulgaria), Loren Mayshark (USA), Jens Toni (DK), MC host Mikko Hartikainen (Finland)** **WHERE:** Hard Rock Cafe, Rådhuspladsen 45 (just a 1 min walk from Rådhuspladsen Metro stop!) *Welcome to an English-language comedy show for expats, visitors to Copenhagen and locals - featuring international comedians each show giving you a hilarious take on Copenhagen, Danish culture & more!* MEETUP MEMBERS INFO: MEETUP SIGNS WILL BE PLACED ON TABLES BASED HOW MANY MEETUP MEMBERS BUY SHOW TICKETS. AFTER BUYING A TICKET VIA THE LINK BELOW, SEND AN EMAIL INFO@JOESTANDUP.COM STATING YOU ARE ATTENDING THIS SHOW. CLICKING AS ATTENDING HERE ON THIS EVENT DOES NOT EQUAL BEING ABLE TO SEE THE SHOW, YOU NEED A TICKET TOO :) **Tickets:** Regular entry: 110 dkk 2-person special: 199 dkk Student (with student ID): 75 dkk Burger & Show deal: 249 dkk Buy show tickets & read full show info via: [https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-comedy-passport-hard-rock-cafe-explore-copenhagen-one-joke-at-a-time-billetter-1811316](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-comedy-passport-hard-rock-cafe-explore-copenhagen-one-joke-at-a-time-billetter-1811316) *Presented by Joe Eagan Comedy Productions ([www.joestandup.com](www.joestandup.com/denmark)) - the same team behind the Afterwork Shows at Knock Knock!* :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: **Want more comedy?** Check out the organizer's Afterwork English Comedy Specials at Knock Knock club on one Friday per month with at least one pro headliner flown in each show! Next show Fri, April 10. All details via: [https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343)

**Join MEETUP for Copenhagen Comedy Passport @ Hard Rock Cafe! *Explore Copenhagen - One Joke at a Time!*** **Easter Thursday, April 2** **Showtime 6pm (the show ends around 7.30pm)** **Comedians: Tim Ford (UK), Joe Eagan (Canada), Vendela Gold (Sweden), Dimiter Stoev (Bulgaria), Loren Mayshark (USA), Jens Toni (DK), MC host Mikko Hartikainen (Finland)** **WHERE:** Hard Rock Cafe, Rådhuspladsen 45 (just a 1 min walk from Rådhuspladsen Metro stop!) *Welcome to an English-language comedy show for expats, visitors to Copenhagen and locals - featuring international comedians each show giving you a hilarious take on Copenhagen, Danish culture & more!* MEETUP MEMBERS INFO: MEETUP SIGNS WILL BE PLACED ON TABLES BASED HOW MANY MEETUP MEMBERS BUY SHOW TICKETS. AFTER BUYING A TICKET VIA THE LINK BELOW, SEND AN EMAIL INFO@JOESTANDUP.COM STATING YOU ARE ATTENDING THIS SHOW. CLICKING AS ATTENDING HERE ON THIS EVENT DOES NOT EQUAL BEING ABLE TO SEE THE SHOW, YOU NEED A TICKET TOO :) **Tickets:** Regular entry: 110 dkk 2-person special: 199 dkk Student (with student ID): 75 dkk Burger & Show deal: 249 dkk Buy show tickets & read full show info via: [https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-comedy-passport-hard-rock-cafe-explore-copenhagen-one-joke-at-a-time-billetter-1811316](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-comedy-passport-hard-rock-cafe-explore-copenhagen-one-joke-at-a-time-billetter-1811316) *Presented by Joe Eagan Comedy Productions ([www.joestandup.com](www.joestandup.com/denmark)) - the same team behind the Afterwork Shows at Knock Knock!* :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: **Want more comedy?** Check out the organizer's Afterwork English Comedy Specials at Knock Knock club on one Friday per month with at least one pro headliner flown in each show! Next show Fri, April 10. All details via: [https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343](https://billetto.dk/en/e/copenhagen-afterwork-english-comedy-specials-upcoming-shows-billetter-1511343)

Our monthly PHP meetup. A virtual shindig courtesy of Zoom. Check back here for the details around 6:15 pm

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

Come out to Improving for our monthly iOS and Mac meetings. This Month's Presentation: Nothing yet. (You should volunteer). What is Cocoaheads (http://cocoaheads.org/)? CocoaHeads is a group devoted to discussion of Apple Computer's Cocoa Framework for programming on MacOS X and iOS (including the iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch). During monthly meetings, members present on their projects and offer tutorials on various programming topics. What is BuckeyeCocoa (http://buckeyecocoa.org/)? BuckeyeCocoa is a group of Objective-C/Swift developers/enthusiasts. We host monthly Cocoaheads and near-weekly NSCoder meetings in Columbus, Ohio. The meetings are free to attend. Presentations! Presenters welcome! We are always in need of people willing to present material. Any Swift and/or Objective-C related topic is welcome. Times can be 5 minutes (i.e. lightning talks) to a maximum of 2 hours. Interested? Contact info is on the BuckeyeCocoa website. To volunteer for a presentation contact us at @BuckeyeCocoa on Twitter. Follow us on Twitter! @BuckeyeCocoa (https://twitter.com/#!/Buckeyecocoa/) For more information: http://buckeyecocoa.org/

**Latest Dojo Location!** **Knotty Pine Brewing** 1765 W 3rd Ave, Columbus, OH 43212 We're going to try a new dojo location for a few weeks and see how it works Dojos are informal Python group study sessions where everyone interested in Python gathers to learn about Python, help others with Python, or just hang out. Everyone is welcome from Python beginners to experts. Bringing a laptop is encouraged (we'll have extension cords and power strips). If there's something you want to learn leave a comment on this invite so we can plan ahead. We're looking for speakers for our Monthly Meetups! Fill out the form if you are interested in presenting to the Python Community. https://forms.gle/ehSfUAC2WgR34Crq9

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

Columbus Code & Coffee is an inclusive, informal co-working session. People of all skill levels attend, and we love it that way. Many people (optionally) bring projects to work on, and many other people (optionally) socialize the entire time. It's entirely up to you! **What to Expect at the Intro Circle** \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ Near the beginning of the event (1:30 pm), we do a standup: * Organizer announcements, updates, and logistics Round 1 - (7 secs max): * Your name * What you're working on * What you can help others with Round 2: * Community events you wanna plug. If none, that's cool too. Round 3: * Job opportunities you're hiring for OR announce that you are looking for one. If none, that's cool. After the introduction circle, everything is self-organized! Feel free to work alone, pair up, attend one of our workshops/presentations, or mingle!

The Humanist Monthly Program is our longest running event and still a community favorite. In the old days it used to be called "Going to HCCO" and we still like to think of it as our flagship event. We will be hearing from Becca Powell, Director of Advocacy and Outreach at Unchained At Last, an organization whose mission is dedication to ending forced and child marriage in the United States through direct services and systems change. Unchained At Last's mission clearly meshes and addresses several of our Humanist Ten Commitments. Becca will educate us about an issue many of us may not be familiar with--but should be. Food and drinks will be provided at the event. Feel free to show up a little bit early to hang out and talk. Going forward our meetings will be hybrid. You can meet us in-person or attend online Join Zoom Meeting [https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87836564953?pwd=4Mi57ElZkDIFlb1fnlNwOJ0NiOK4tP.1](https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87836564953?pwd=4Mi57ElZkDIFlb1fnlNwOJ0NiOK4tP.1) Meeting ID: 878 3656 4953 Passcode: 760812 One tap mobile +19292056099,,87836564953#,,,,\*760812# US (New York) +13017158592,,87836564953#,,,,\*760812# US (Washington DC) The formal presentation will start at noon