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**“Rotten Apple” is Maya Upchurch’s ranty, angry, morally-corrupt debut stand-up hour. Inspired by the likes of Bill Hicks, Bill Burr and Joan Rivers, she's a high-energy force of Gen-Z nature who lacks the ability to speak of anything other than exactly what's on her mind. Based out of Berlin, she's got a truckload of tales from the European capital of hedonism and her Polish/American background gives her a unique and interesting perspective on what it’s like to have two strong passports and a generally good life.** **While Maya most certainly will make fun of everyone and everything on her path, her favorite person to roast is undoubtedly herself. Bringing light to her time-wasting habits, irrational anxieties, and dependence on technology, she believes that "punching-up" is best done when it’s an upper-cut to yourself.** **Maya started doing standup in 2020, shortly after her first set there was lockdown because China was scared of her power. Since then she's done shows all around Europe, was a featured in The New York Times, performed with Don't Tell Comedy, opened for the likes of Todd Barry, Ashley Gavin, April Macie and did all sorts of other really cool and exciting stuff.** **When? 28th May 2026 8:30PM** **Where? SaliGari Bar Berlin** **Tickets? https://fienta.com/standup-comedy-in-english-with-maya-upchurch-rotten-apple** **(discounts available)** **IG: @mayacomedian** **Tiktok @mayaupchurchcomedy**

💗 **Finally Meet Real Singles in Berlin!!** **Founded by a woman**, Zeya is here to bring back organic connections = Magic. **No awkward small talk, just 6 curated singles at a stylish bar.** 🇩🇪 **Zeya bietet kuratierte Hangouts für Singles in Berlin. Sicher, persönlich und ohne Dating-Apps.** **[Join next Berlin hangout – RSVP now!](https://www.zeya.social/?utm_source=meetup&utm_medium=event&utm_campaign=drink_hangout&lang=en)** ✅ **Women-Founded & Safe:** We prioritize a safe, respectful, and high-quality environment. ✅ **Expertly Curated:** We handpick 6 people based on vibes and interests = not just a random crowd. ✅ **Proven Success:** Proud **Web Summit Alpha Startup \| 92%** 🙌 Showed\-up \| **43%** 🔥 Hangouts matched \| **60%** 💖 Joined again \| **16** 💬 Hangouts **📋 How it works:** 1. **Register (1 min):** Fill out a curation form at **[https://zeya.cc/register](https://www.zeya.cc/register?utm_source=meetup&utm_medium=event&utm_campaign=drink_hangout&lang=en)** 2. **Get Matched:** We find the best match for you among Berlin singles. 3. **Join the Hangout:** Once matched, you’ll get a WhatsApp invitation to a cozy Berlin spot. 4. **No Pressure:** Just 🤍 First time €9\.5 \| 💖 Regular €12\.5 to ensure a balanced mix and no\-shows\. **If no hangout offer in 60 days? 100% Full Refund.** **🥰** **Why Berliners Love Zeya?** * 🔒 **Privacy First:** No public profiles. No one sees you until you meet in person. * ⏳ **Zero Effort:** Skip the endless "Hey, how's your weekend?" texts. We do the work. * 🍸 **Organic Vibes:** No awkward ice-breakers or loud moderators or busy rotating with funny bell sound 🐶. Just 6 like-minded people having a great time. * 💌 **Smooth Follow-ups:** Like someone? Let us know privately via our post-event form. We connect you if it's a match! **[Join next Berlin hangout – RSVP now!](https://www.zeya.cc/register?utm_source=meetup&utm_medium=event&utm_campaign=drink_hangout&lang=en)** **Ready for a Thursday evening that doesn't involve a screen?** #BerlinSingles #ZeyaHangouts #SocialMatchingBerlin #BerlinEvents #SafeDatingBerlin #BerlinSinglesHangouts #SinglesEventsBerlin #WomenFounded #DateNight #NeuinBerlin #Leutekennenlernen #Socialize #DatingAlternative #FreundeFinden

In Bad Company is a one-hour stand-up show hosted by Sepideh Kaav, featuring 2–3 of Berlin’s best comedians at one of Mitte’s coolest bars, HIER WO DU STRAHLST. Expect a night of great comedy, terrible decisions, and the kind of socializing where by the end of the night we all somehow know each other a little too well. No topic is off limits. No one is fully safe. Come with friends, come with a date, come alone, honestly, especially come alone, maybe you meet your future best friend or soulmate here. 🍸 HIER WO DU STRAHLST 📅 Thursday 8:30 PM (CEST) Doors: 20:30 Show: 21:00 to 22:00

Yes! It’s happening. We finally found an actual cinema for screening! Now we start the The Shorts Show as a **curated one-hour screening of curated short films**. Before the screening we meet for drinks at the Il Kino bar. After the films, we stay, talk about movies, filmmaking and connect with other creatives and film lovers. We want to create a relaxed space for (re)discovering your movies. Let’s mingle with fellow filmmakers and experience independent cinema together. You have to get a ticket at the cinema or better [online here](https://ilkino.de/shows/2026-05-28-1845). Being part of the meetup event doesn't qualify as entrance. There are only 52 seats and half of them are gone already. Looking forward to seeing you there!

Drunk driving is not cool, but drunk writing is! This is a community event for writers, with drinks! Work on your own projects or use the creative writing prompts provided. Join us at Das Gift, where we will have focused 20 minute writing sprints, with breaks in between. Das Gift is at Donaustraße 119, 12043, Berlin.

**QUIZ #86.2 @ Bar Degendorff** GERMAN BELOW/DEUTSCH UNTENSTEHEND **Trivia Night – English & Deutsch** A fun, social trivia night for locals, expats, newcomers and long-time Berliners alike. The quiz is **open to everyone** and played **bilingually in English & German**. \#\#\# The quiz setup: 📅 **Thursday, 28th of May** 🕔 Doors open: 6:45 pm \| 🕡 Quiz starts: 7:30 pm 📍 **Location:** Bar Degendorff, Petersburger Str. 74a, 10249 Berlin 💰 **4 € per person** 👤 **Solo players welcome** or play as a team (max. **6 people**) 🤝 No team? We’ll match you with others at mixed tables ✍️ \*\*3 to 4 rounds à 10 questions (\*\*Topics include: music, picture riddles, pop culture, general knowledge & more) Languages: 🇬🇧 & 🇩🇪 🏆 **Prizes** for the top 3 teams + the legendary **Lucky Loser** **Good to know:** Most questions are designed to be broadly accessible. However, from time to time there *may* be questions related to **German history, culture, or German-speaking pop culture**. No need to be an expert though – **teamwork is key**, and mixed teams are very welcome. 📸 **Photos & promo:** We occasionally take photos during the event for promotional purposes (website & social media). If you prefer **not** to appear in photos, just let us know briefly during the event – no problem at all. Come solo, bring friends, or find a team on the spot – we’ll take care of the rest. See you there! 🧠✨ \*\*\* **Quizabend – Deutsch & Englisch** Ein geselliger Quizabend für Berliner:innen, Zugezogene, Expats und Quizfans aller Erfahrungslevel. Das Quiz ist **für alle offen** und wird **zweisprachig auf Deutsch & Englisch** gespielt. \#\#\# Die wichtigsten Infos: 📅 **Donnerstag, 28. Mai** 🕔 Einlass: 18:45 Uhr \| 🕡 Quizbeginn: 19:30 Uhr 📍 **Location:** Bar Degendorff, Petersburger Str. 74a, 10249 Berlin 💰 **4 € pro Person** 👤 **Solo-Anmeldung möglich** oder als Team (max. **6 Personen**) 🤝 Kein Team? Wir setzen euch an **Mixed Tables** zusammen ✍️ \*\*3 Runden à 10 Fragen (\*\*Themen: Musik, Bilderrätsel, Popkultur, Allgemeinwissen u.v.m.) Sprachen: 🇩🇪 & 🇬🇧 🏆 **Preise** für die ersten 3 Teams sowie den **Lucky Loser** **Gut zu wissen:** Die meisten Fragen sind allgemein verständlich gehalten. Dennoch kann es **hin und wieder Fragen mit Bezug zur deutschen Geschichte, Kultur oder deutschsprachigen Popkultur** geben. Dafür muss man kein Profi sein – **Teamwork ist entscheidend**, und gemischte Teams sind ausdrücklich willkommen. 📸 **Fotos & Promotion:** Während des Quiz machen wir gelegentlich Fotos für **Promo-Zwecke** (Website & Social Media). Falls ihr **nicht** auf Fotos erscheinen möchtet, gebt uns beim Event einfach kurz Bescheid – völlig unkompliziert. Ob alleine, mit Freund:innen oder spontan im Team vor Ort – wir freuen uns auf euch! **Bis bald und viel Spaß beim Quizzen!** 🧠🎉 Wir freuen uns darauf, Sie zu einem Abend zu begrüßen, der Teamgeist, Unterhaltung und jede Menge Spaß verspricht. Wir sehen uns dort!

Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? **Then [Lousy & Lazy Football](https://www.instagram.com/landlsc/) is the right thing for you!** We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. **Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams) or even three pitches (36 players, six teams), depending on demand.** Note: **We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions.** To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: [link](https://www.11teamsports.com/de-de/fussballschuhe/multinocken/). Rules for lazy & lousy football 1. **Don’t be competitive** 2. **No hard tackling/sliding challenges** 3. **Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball** 4. **Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).** 5. **Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.** 6. **Rotate the goalkeeper** 7. **Be a teamplayer** Waiting list: This meetup is for members of the Lousy & Lazy Sport Club. If you want to try out our lousy & lazy sport events, you can do a trial run (Probetraining).

Do you want to play Beach Volleyball, just for fun? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed game and maybe a drink after? Then Terrible Beach Volleyball is for you! (and it´s free!) NOT SUITABLE for competitive players - we just want to have fun with no pressure. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/landlsc/ Club members of the lousy & Lazy SC will have priority on the waiting list.

Hi folks, this is the meetup group for the weekly Sunday Blood on the Clocktower games in the Soot bar in Manifesto at Potsdamer Platz. We run beginner-friendly and intermediate-level games throughout the afternoon and evening. **Friendly newcomers of all skill levels are welcome, no experience required!** Our group aims to provide a fun and welcoming space to experience this thrilling game of social deception. **We focus on promoting a positive and fun group atmosphere, where players don’t take themselves or the game too seriously, whether they’re heroically winning or spectacularly losing.** Our players follow the code of conduct for the Berlin Board Gamers group and are expected to treat each other with respect and consideration – “killing with grace, and dying with dignity”. We are usually able to offer two simultaneous games on Sundays. If you are marked as "attending" in Meetup and are in your seat at 15:00, your place is guaranteed for as long as you want to stay. All other seats are first come, first served. We always run at least one beginner-friendly game of the basic version of Clocktower ("Trouble Brewing") throughout the afternoon and evening. We also usually have enough players for a second intermediate-level game. If you are already very familiar with Clocktower, consider also joining our Tuesday meetup for advanced players, when we play with complex custom scripts and characters. Blood on the Clocktower is a deep, mechanical game of murder and mystery, lies and logic, deduction and deception… think Werewolf on steroids. Each player receives a unique secret role and plays either for the good team – the uninformed majority, gathering info and working with others to solve the puzzle – or the evil team, the informed minority, scheming to eliminate good players and protect their demon from execution. In our beginner games no prior experience is expected and we will gladly explain the game rules to any newcomers. We play in English so players should be able to understand and express themselves in English: an exception is possible for one pair of players willing to play together (as a “Revolutionary” pair) where one player can interpret into and out of English. Please let us know in advance if this is the case. We are very grateful to the wonderful folks at Manifesto for hosting our meetup! **Please support the venue during your visit by buying drinks and/or food.**

*\*English below* **[ANMELDUNG & INFO](https://www.swingpatrolberlin.com/diad-the-lindy-hop.html)** Harlem, NYC, Mitte der 1920er. Eine Zeit, welche für die afroamerikanische Community sehr kompliziert war. Aber sie hatten Musik, vorrangig Big Band Swing, und sie kreierten dazu Lindy Hop. Ein Tanz, der so viele Einflüsse hat, dass er wirklich etwas Besonderes werden musste. ​Heute wird Lindy Hop auf dem gesamten Planeten getanzt und damit die Erinnerung an die Personen und die Zeit erhalten. ​Kommt tanzen und werdet Teil einer weltweiten Community, welche inklusiv und bewusst ist\*\*.​\*\* **Das ist [Lindy Hop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSAOV6XEjXA) \- der bekannteste aller Swing Tänze\.** **ZEIT: 12.00 - 16.15 Uhr. Ein Nachmittag, ein Tanz, drei Sessions.** *\- keine Kenntnisse notwendig \-* **Session 1:** ​Einführung in EIGHT BEAT Lindy Hop **​Session 2:** Einführung in LINDY CHARLESTON **Session 3:** Einführung in SIX BEAT LINDY HOP [INFORMATIONEN & ANMELDUNG](https://www.swingpatrolberlin.com/diad-the-lindy-hop.html) \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- *\*English* [REGISTRATION & INFO](https://www.swingpatrolberlin.com/diad-the-lindy-hop.html) Harlem, NYC, mid-1920s. A very complicated time for the African-American community. But they had music, mainly big band swing, and they created Lindy Hop to go with it. A dance that has so many influences, it was bound to be something special. Today, Lindy Hop is danced all over the planet, preserving the memory of the people and the times. Come dance and become part of a worldwide community that is inclusive and aware. **One afternoon, one dance, three sessions.** This is **[Lindy Hop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSAOV6XEjXA) \- the most famous of all swing dances\.** **TIME: 12.00 - 16.15** **Session 1:** Introduction to EIGHT BEAT Lindy Hop **Session 2:** Introduction to LINDY CHARLESTON aka 30's Charleston **Session 3:** Introduction to SIX BEAT LINDY HOP [INFORMATION & REGISTRATION](https://www.swingpatrolberlin.com/diad-the-lindy-hop.html)

/// English below /// **TANZE IN DEN SONNENUNTERGANG — SCHWEBEND AUF DER SPREE** Komm an Bord des ältesten Fahrgastschiff Berlins, der Kaiser Friedrich, für eine Sonnenuntergangsreise voller Verbindung und Rhythmus — erlebe die Magie des Ecstatic Dance, schwebend auf der Spree, umgeben von Licht, Wasser und Bewegung. [DJ Kawoq](https://m.soundcloud.com/annette-assmy) führt uns durch eine immersive Klangwelt aus tribal Fusion, Weltmusik und lebendigen südamerikanischen Klängen. Von erdiger Perkussion bis zu hypnotischen Melodien lädt dich jeder Beat ein, dich zu erden, loszulassen und aufzusteigen — und trägt dich durch Wellen aus Energie, Emotion und gemeinsamer Freude. Bitte sei am 29.05.2062 um 18:45 am Anleger **Alte Börse** (Burgstraße 27, 10178 Berlin) am Hackeschen Markt. Tickets und weitere Infos zum Schiff gibt's [hier.](https://kaiserfriedrich.berlin/event/ecstatic-dance-bootstour-berlin/) ///English/// **DANCE INTO THE SUNSET FLOATING THROUGH BERLIN** Step aboard for a sunset journey of pure connection and rhythm as we invite you to experience the magic of Ecstatic Dance—floating along the Spree, surrounded by light, water, and movement. Guiding us through this immersive soundscape, [DJ Kawoq](https://m.soundcloud.com/annette-assmy) weaves together tribal fusion, world music, and vibrant South American vibes. From earthy percussion to hypnotic melodies, each beat invites you to ground, release, and elevate—carrying you through waves of energy, emotion, and collective joy. Please arrive by 6:45 PM at the Anleger **Alte Börse** (Burgstraße 27, 10178 Berlin) near Hackescher Markt. Tickets and more infos on the ship [here.](https://kaiserfriedrich.berlin/event/ecstatic-dance-bootstour-berlin/)

**Step right up for a fortune-telling experience that's barely accurate, but definitely unforgettable.** Magdalena, the "fortune teller", combines a crystal ball, questionable predictions and a healthy dose of dark humour in a show that's as absurd as it is entertaining. Described by the 'Scotsman' (top newspaper in the UK) as 'unexpected, clever, ridiculous but great stuff, crystal ball and all', this interactive comedy has left audiences worldwide laughing and wondering what just happened. Some say it's life-changing, others call it pure nonsense-but no one escapes without a few laughs, some spirit summoning and answers you probably didn't want. **Sold out run in Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2025** Reserve your seat for just €2, and at the end of the show, you decide what it was worth (suggested contribution: €10-15). Reservations are held until 10 minutes before the show starts. This is a paid show—you just get to choose how much to pay. **Make sure to reserve your ticket [HERE](https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/01-accurate-english-comedy-night-tickets-1975608368813?aff=meetup)**

Join us as we get together to see Paul Rudd in the latest comedy-drama-musical from John Carney, POWER BALLAD! The film follows a washed-up wedding singer, a fading boy band singer and a stolen hit song. Here’s a description, trailer and plan for this event: DESCRIPTION: Rick, a washed-up wedding singer, and Danny, a fading boy band star, bond over music and a late-night jam session. When Danny turns Rick's song into a hit, Rick sets out to reclaim the recognition he believes he deserves. Power Ballad is written/directed by John Carney, the master of the modern musical and creative mind behind Once, Begin Again and Sing Street! It stars Paul Rudd, Nick Jonas, Peter McDonald, Marcella Plunkett, Havana Rose Liu and Jack Reynor. BUZZ & ACCLAIM: The film premiered to rave reviews at this year’s Dublin International Film Festival where critics call it “a sure-fired crowd-pleaser” that “just might be the feel-good hit of the year!” Others say, “Paul Rudd delivers a career-best performance in this charmer” that’s both “hilarious and deeply moving!” SUMMER OF ICE CREAM, VOL 2: SHAKE NO. 8! Ranked the #1 Ice Cream Shop in Columbus in 2024, this is the perfect place to kick off our Summer of Ice Cream and grab a sweet treat after the show! Their menu features an array of traditional, specialty and vegan shakes, hot cocoa, and more! You can check out their full menu here: [https://www.shakeno8.com/menu.php](https://www.shakeno8.com/menu.php) PLAN: We’ll plan for a 7pm-ish showing and will meet in the lobby area about 20 minutes before the show. Once showtime is announced, advance ticket purchase is advised! Once you have yours, please list your seat number in the Comments section of this event. We'll head to nearby Shake No. 8 immediately following the show! Should be a fun one, Dan

We are excited to host Guided Meditations on Sundays at 6 pm in our Ashram/Gallery/Home! !! !! Everyone wants to know what kind of God we worship and what kind of meditation we do. We worship the GOD that LOVES US! We understand that god is an energy and it lives in us as us. Our meditations guide others to actually experience that energy! xoxo We don't just talk about peace, love and affection, we experience it :) Also we are a home not a business, so we enjoy building community one friend at a time. We always build in time for people to mingle & develop friendships! xoxo Much Love, Frank Tennyson Namaste, Frank Tennyson http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/a/f/9/9/600_447824953.jpeg

Rev. Steven Clevenger is an ordained spiritualist minister with over 40 years experience as a Spiritual Healer, Clairvoyant and Spiritual Teacher, educated and trained at the White Lily Chapel. Rev. Siobhan Wolf Shaffer is an ordained spiritualist minister and certified medium and healer with over 20 years experience. She began her development in 1988 in Pennsylvania and continued when she moved to Ohio in 1998 where she studied at Rays of Lights Church with Rev. Steven Clevenger. Our full worship services consist of an inspirational lecture, healing meditation, and messages from the spirit world that serve to demonstrate evidence of eternal life. Please visit our Official Church Website (http://raysoflightchurch.com) for more information.

Join us as we get together to see the top-reviewed comedy-drama, I LOVE BOOSTERS! The film comes from writer/director Boots Riley and follows a group of shoplifters who take aim at a cutthroat fashion maven. Here are details, trailers and our plan for this event: DESCRIPTION: The film follows a group of shoplifters who take aim at a cutthroat fashion maven. It is written/directed by Boots Riley (Sorry to Bother You) and stars Keke Palmer, Naomi Ackie, Taylour Paige, Poppy Liu, Eiza González, LaKeith Stanfield, Will Poulter, Don Cheadle, and Demi Moore. BUZZ AND ACCLAIM: I Love Boosters was the opening film at this year’s SXSW Festival and premiered to rave reviews! It is currently earning a tremendous 97% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes where critics call it, “an unexpected celebration of friendship, community, and solidarity.” Others call the film “an exercise in radical empathy,” a “masterful” and “optimistic” film designed to “provoke discussion” while making the audience laugh. TRAILER: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4lPRISgr9c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4lPRISgr9c) SUMMER OF ICE CREAM: GRAETER’S! Established way back in 1870 in Cincinnati, this historic, family-owned brand is famous for their delicious small batch ice cream and any chocolate chunk flavors! They are currently the only commercial ice cream maker using the French Pot method that they’ve been using since they first opened! Plus, those chocolate chunks, oh my goodness! Vegan options are available. PLAN: Details for this event have just been confirmed! We got a later than usual showtime, so we’ll go with ice cream BEFORE the show! Here’s the plan: Meet at Graeter’s at 6:30pm for a pre-show sweet treat! Then, get ready for a fun and wild one! Purchase your ticket for the 7:30pm showing and meet in the lobby area between 7:10 and 7:20pm. Advance ticket purchase not required but be sure to mention you’re with the Movie Group for admission and concession discounts! Look forward to seeing you there, Dan

Dodgeball is back again! If you’ve been wanting to come out, this is an easy one to join. We’ll be playing for about 1.5 to 2 hours, you do not need to bring any equipment, and no experience is needed. We use a specific set of rules and equipment to make the games run better and keep them fun for everybody, not just people who already know how to play. If it rains, the event will be canceled.