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**\*\* NEW VENUE \*\*** Room 080.02.002 at RMIT (Building 80) - 445 Swanston St, Melbourne **\*\* NEW VENUE \*\*** **How Bad Terraform Reaches Prod: Building Azure Guardrails That Actually Work** - **@Maple** Terraform makes it easy to ship cloud changes fast, including the risky ones. This talk is a hands-on walkthrough of a small Azure lab where I intentionally introduce common "oops" changes (public exposure, missing tags, unsafe configs) and show how they slip through a typical IaC workflow unless you build real guardrails. **"Do not obey in advance" - Cybersecurity in the Fight Against Techno-Authoritarianism - @Mendas** Cybersecurity protects free speech and human rights. It plays an important role in resisting authoritarian regimes and protecting democratic freedoms. This talk discusses how encryption, anonymity tools, and similar technologies can help activists, journalists, and citizens evade state surveillance and censorship. Discussion highlights how digital resistance strategies can be used to counter oppression. **Streaming** If you can't attend the event in person the talks will be streamed in the "ruxmon-stream" voice channel in the Ruxcon Discord in the day of the event! (join now by clicking here: [https://discord.gg/g2CpEbkXmM](https://discord.gg/g2CpEbkXmM)

**Event posted in other places so number shown below doesn't represent how many people will actually come.** **Saturday 28th March** Come along ANYTIME between 10.30am and 5.30pm. **Only $20**, pay on the day - BUT PLEASE DON'T COME IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LIVE WITH FEELS SICK with COVID or FLU! You know? We know how it is … You've read the books and looked up stuff online … and you’re bursting with ideas and questions and you want to talk about it with someone … but … your family won’t understand, your friends won’t take you seriously … and don’t even think about your workmates … That’s why, many years ago, we started Magic Saturdays to provide a safe, comfortable and very pagan space where you can immerse yourself in Witchcraft, Paganism, Magic, Spells, Rituals … everything … nothing is off-limits and there are no stupid questions. Each Saturday, apart from the obvious conversations, we try to do some magic just so you can get a feel for it. The people that come along range from complete beginners to those that have been living the pagan life for some time. It doesn’t matter. Everyone has something to contribute or some just want to soak up the atmosphere. Either way, whether you come for half an hour or the whole day you’ll feel refreshed, empowered and validated … and you may have even met some of our nature spirits. Our shop is also open (it doesn’t cost anything if you just want to come and look at the shop), so remember to top up on your magical supplies while you’re here. We now also have a selection of potted herbs for sale including such magical herbs as Mugwort, Rue and Squill. Tarot readings are also available. When: Saturday, 28th March … Time: … anytime between 10.30am & 6.00pm Where: 130 Boronia Rd., Vermont, Melbourne, 3133 Cost: $20 03 9873 3736 (please note this event is also posted on our website and facebook pages, so the number of people attending shown here does not reflect the number of people that will turn up) **Email:** esoteric666@optusnet.com.au **Website:** [https://esotericbookshop.org](https://esotericbookshop.org/) **How to find us :** https://esotericbookshop.org/contact-us/

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✨ KISMETRIX \| True Connection [Ticketed Event](https://www.kismetrix.com.au/all-events/?event=26356) ## East Meets West: Culture, Connection & Conversation Hosted by **KISMETRIX \| True Connection** 📍 **Ruelle Wine Bar** 30 Chatham St, Prahran VIC 3181 📅 **Friday, 27 March** 🕖 **7:00 PM – 9:30 PM (Hosted)** Guests are welcome to stay and enjoy the venue beyond 9:30 PM if they wish. ## A FRIDAY NIGHT FOR THOSE WHO VALUE DEPTH, CURIOSITY & REAL CONNECTION This is a **much-requested Kismetrix experience** — and we’re excited to finally bring it to life. **East Meets West: Culture, Connection & Conversation** is a refined Friday-night social designed for people who feel drawn to both **Asian and Western cultures** — through shared values, curiosity, and genuine human connection. This event is **not just for Asians.** It’s for **Asians and non-Asians alike** — anyone who appreciates Asian culture, is curious about it, or feels comfortable navigating between Eastern and Western worlds. No labels. No boxes. Just people meeting **in real life** — with openness, curiosity, and respect. ## THIS IS NOT A TYPICAL DATING EVENT No swiping. No forced rotations. No loud, chaotic party crowds. Instead, this is a thoughtfully hosted social evening where: • Conversation flows naturally • Light conversation starters or optional activities may be introduced to help break the ice • Connections form without pressure • People show up as they are — not as who they think they should be Whether you're open to **friendship, meaningful connection, romance, or simply a great conversation**, this night allows space for all of it. ## 💫 ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE Inspired by Asian values of **presence, respect, and depth** — blended with a modern Western social atmosphere — this evening creates a setting where cultures meet naturally. Expect: • A stylish, intimate wine-bar environment designed for conversation • Light hosting early in the evening to set the tone • Relaxed, free-flow mingling as the night unfolds • Optional conversation prompts inspired by culture, stories, and shared values The evening is thoughtfully hosted to create a **comfortable and welcoming atmosphere** for everyone attending. ## 🎯 WHO THIS NIGHT IS FOR This event is for people who: • Appreciate both Asian and Western cultures • Value depth over surface-level interaction • Enjoy meaningful conversation in relaxed social settings • Are socially aware, open-minded, and culturally curious • Want a Friday night that feels intentional and genuinely human Come solo or with friends — **many do.** ## 🍸 THE VIBE **Ruelle Wine Bar** offers an intimate, stylish backdrop perfect for connection. Expect: • A warm, moody cocktail-bar atmosphere • A culturally curious and socially aware crowd • Hosted support early in the evening, relaxed mingling later • A night that feels less like a “dating event” and more like a beautifully curated Friday night ## 🎟 TICKETS & INCLUSIONS Your ticket includes: • Entry to the curated **Kismetrix \| True Connection** experience • **One complimentary drink on arrival** • Thoughtful hosting to support conversation and flow • A welcoming social environment grounded in respect and inclusivity Additional drinks and food are available for purchase directly from the bar. 🎫 **Tickets are limited to maintain a comfortable and enjoyable atmosphere.** Early booking is recommended. [BOOK HERE](https://www.kismetrix.com.au/all-events/?event=26356) ## WHY PEOPLE LOVE KISMETRIX EVENTS • No apps. No swiping. Just real people • No scripts or rigid structures • Thoughtful curation without pressure • An enjoyable night — even if you attend solo Many guests come **“just for one drink”… and end up staying all night.** Come for a drink. Stay for the conversation. Let **East meet West — naturally.** ## 🔔 IMPORTANT NOTES • This is a **social connection event**; outcomes are never guaranteed • Respect, boundaries, and consent are central to the experience • Tickets are **non-refundable but transferable** Hosted by **KISMETRIX \| True Connection** 📧 [social@kismetrix.com.au]() 🌐 [www.kismetrix.com.au](http://www.kismetrix.com.au "http://www.kismetrix.com.au") Follow us on Instagram, Facebook & Eventbrite. By registering for this event\, you confirm that you have read and agree to Kismetrix \| True Connection’s **Terms & Conditions, Privacy Policy, Disclaimer, and Code of Conduct.**

TO MAINTAIN A GENDER BALANCE ALL MALES MUST ATTEND WITH A FEMALE FRIEND, NO EXCEPTIONS. All females are welcome to attend alone but encouraged to attend with a female friend too for free drinks and food! MUST TAP “ATTEND” and include all guests. UNLIKE other meetups which are overwhelmingly male dominant, we provide ONLY gender balanced events where females also have a chance to meet other females, not only men. WE ARE COMMITTED TO EQUAL GENDER REPRESENTATION IN THE IT INDUSTRY. 8PM EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY (LAST ENTRY STRICTLY 8.30PM) AT 215 QUEEN’S

Once a month Elni hosts our Port Phillip and Bayside socials. It’s a great opportunity to meet others. Our emphasis is on fun and enjoying each other’s company whilst supporting anyone who might need it. We each pay for our own food and drinks. This time, we’ll meet for dinner at Sons of Mary, a lovely place with a relaxed, elegant vibe. It’s a cosy spot with great service and a warm atmosphere — perfect for a friendly dinner and good conversations. We’d appreciate it if you could update your RSVP the day before so we can provide an exact headcount for the reservation. The table is booked under the name Elni. We hope to see you!

This is a relaxed, social meetup for anyone interested in practicing Korean or English — no teachers, no lessons, no pressure! We’ll just hang out, chat, and get to know each other while switching between Korean and English as much (or as little) as you like. Whether you’re a fluent speaker or just learning “안녕,” you’re welcome here. Bring good vibes, maybe a drink or snack, and let’s have some fun conversations together! Last attendees must arrive by 8:30pm!

Join us for a unique workshop hosted by Jenny Kuznetsova on Curative Eurythmy: Movement for everyday wellbeing, an introduction. Held over three consecutive Saturdays, 14th, 21st, 28th March 2026, 11am-12pm, the participants will have an opportunity to experience this extraordinary modality. Curative Eurythmy is a movement modality that creates harmony in the whole being. Through specifically curated movements, our three bodies, physical, emotional and mental are moved into incredible balance. The movements work strongly on the circulatory system and as such create organic deep activation of the breath. As the movements activate circulation in the body as well as flooding it with the health giving breath, the after effects create feelings of inner nourishment, strength and vitality. Curative Eurythmy is able to help with physical, emotional and mental imbalances as well as provide a general boost to our overall wellbeing that is so vital in an age where the nervous system is constantly overwhelmed with the pace of life. You are invited to try this unique and potent modality and experience the benefits firsthand. Tickets obtainable via the link below: https://events.humanitix.com/introduction-to-curative-eurythmy-3-session-experience

☕ **Girl Who Boss Coffee Catchup!** ☕ Join us for a relaxed and casual coffee catchup, where like-minded women come together to connect, chat, and share ideas! Whether you're a career professional, entrepreneur, or creative, this is the perfect chance to meet other inspiring women in a welcoming and friendly atmosphere. *** **Here’s the agenda:** 🕚 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Welcome & Mingle 💬 10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: Casual Conversations & Coffee 🤝 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Networking & Wrap-Up No formalities, no pressure—just a space to enjoy great company, share experiences, and make new connections over coffee. ☕💖 These meetups are a great way to ease into networking while building friendships in a laid-back setting. Looking forward to catching up with everyone! 🌟 Feel free to message me if you have any questions. See you there! 😊 Wondering why our events are sometimes ticketed, or have questions about our pricing? We've written about it [here](https://open.substack.com/pub/girlswhoboss/p/accessibility-sustainability-and?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=4apm4h).

We are meeting in the board-room of the 55th floor of 318 Russel Street (The Abode). When you arrive call me on 0447 591 141 and I'll come down and get you. ## **🛠️ Meetup Format (2 hours)** **⚡ Project Intros (5 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to briefly share: * What they’re building * What they want to focus on today **🚀 Build Sprints (90 minutes total)** We’ll run **three focused build cycles**: * **25 minutes** of deep, uninterrupted building * **5 minutes** of casual chatting, sharing progress, and asking questions **🎤 Demos & Wrap-up (10 minutes total)** Each participant gets **1 minute (hard stop)** to: * Demo what they built * Share learnings or next steps This format balances **deep focus**, **collaboration**, and **show-and-tell**, while keeping things lightweight and fun.

Created by popular demand- Lets meet to talk about all things girly! Everyone welcome ps you will need to buy at least a coffee as we are taking up a table at the cafe. pls rsvp by the thurs before (27th) so i can book the right size table guests welcome.

***THIS IS A PAID TICKETED EVENTTickets are only available from Humantix, using [this link to get your tickets](https://events.humanitix.com/european-circling-sunday-afternoon)*** Event Details below and on the Humanitix page. ⸻ An opportunity to experience authentic human connection, as you are, in the present moment. In this session of European-style Circling (also known as Transformational Connection), we will collectively “drop in” to communicate and be with one another from a place of presence. This is a relational practice centred on present-moment awareness to build bridges of true connection between our inner worlds. Here, you will be offered a space for: • practicing authentic expression • relating with wholeness and integrity • attuning to our bodies and lived experience • gaining insight into relational patterns and habits Through guided paired and group interactions, participants practice presence, honest expression, and deep listening. Using self- and relational-awareness activities, you will be invited to share your authentic experience as it unfolds in real time, fostering individual and collective attunement. To support depth and quality of relating, this is an intentionally small group, limited to 8 participants. Open to adults who are curious about or experienced in Circling, Authentic Relating, and other relational practices, as well as anyone interested in deepening their capacity for connection and self-awareness. This is a facilitated relational practice and not therapy or clinical treatment. ⸻ More information about the practice: The session will be independently facilitated by a certified Transformational Connection facilitator trained by the Transformational Connection organisation (formerly known as Circling Europe). An introductory video and additional information about the Transformational Connection practice can be seen at this [“What is Transformational Connection”](www.transformationalconnection.com/what-is-transformational-connection) page ⸻ Tickets available using this [ticket link](https://events.humanitix.com/european-circling-sunday-afternoon/tickets). Discount available for bringing a first-timer. Early bird tickets available until about a week before the event. ⸻ Important Arrival Information Please arrive at 10-15 minutes before the start to get settled. We begin punctually, and late arrival may mean you’re unable to join. ⸻ Additional Information To support a well-held and aligned group space, the facilitator reserves the right to decline or refund a booking if the event is not a good fit for the participant ——- About the facilitator Jono facilitates relational practices that support authentic expression, presence, and meaningful human connection. He is a certified Transformational Connection Leader, having completed a six-month facilitation training in Amsterdam with the Transformational Connection organisation (formerly Circling Europe), and is currently undertaking advanced post-certification training through the organisation’s Mastery Series in Connection Intelligence. Jono also has experience in Authentic Relating, including the Foundations training with ART International, and has recently commenced training in Gestalt therapy, an experiential approach centred on awareness, relationship, and present-moment experience. His facilitation is informed by participation in long-form relational group spaces and experience facilitating Circling within established community settings.

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Rev. Steven Clevenger is an ordained spiritualist minister with over 40 years experience as a Spiritual Healer, Clairvoyant and Spiritual Teacher, educated and trained at the White Lily Chapel. Rev. Siobhan Wolf Shaffer is an ordained spiritualist minister and certified medium and healer with over 20 years experience. She began her development in 1988 in Pennsylvania and continued when she moved to Ohio in 1998 where she studied at Rays of Lights Church with Rev. Steven Clevenger. Our full worship services consist of an inspirational lecture, healing meditation, and messages from the spirit world that serve to demonstrate evidence of eternal life. Please visit our Official Church Website (http://raysoflightchurch.com) for more information.

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

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