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**Standup with 3 experienced comedians and then brand new jokes workshopped as a panel with your input.** Like a live writers’ room! Like Pimp My Ride but with jokes? Pimp our jokes into bangers or watch them get dumped at the scrapyard. **Strap in for a wildly funny ride with Berlin legends, rising stars and touring pros every Monday at Suess war gestern totally in English** Doors 8:00pm **Show 8:30pm – 9:30pm (60 min show no break)** Please prepurchase your tickets to reserve your seats **Tickets 10€ + booking fee via** **[https://www.annaberos.com/berlin ](https://www.annaberos.com/berlin)**or via **[https://pimpmyjokes2026.eventbrite.de](https://pimpmyjokes2026.eventbrite.de)** **Remaining seats may be available at the door 12€ cash or card** produced and usually hosted by **ANNA BEROS (AUS)** Anna’s a Kiwi born, Melbourne raised, Berlin based full-time independent standup comedian, YouTube host, podcaster and producer. She celebrates life’s struggles with incisive standup and playful audience interaction. Her new standup solo, High Hoe enjoyed a successful full run at the Edinburgh Fringe 2025 and her previous solos, Creampie Curious and Creampie Clarity played at numerous comedy festivals through the UK and Australia in 2023 and 2024. She tours Europe and produces and hosts 5 weekly shows in Berlin. In 2025, she opened for Jeff Arcuri at Admiralspalast, in 2024 for April Macie on US army bases in Germany and for Ian Fidance in Berlin in 2019. She hosts the comedy channel, Ersties Nonsense, has the podcast Adults ONLY Comedy Berlin and has written for Comedy Central DE. **[https://www.instagram.com/afberos/](https://www.instagram.com/afberos/)** **LINEUP on IG stories** @adultsonlycomedyberlin **https://www.instagram.com/adultsonlycomedyberlin/** GUEST COMEDIANS: Local and touring comedians with solid years in the game or hard-working promising new blood who host regular shows and/or are performing solo

**Hi Ceph Berlin Meetup Cephalopods - and especially newbies to Ceph!** **Before we start** our main meeting on **Monday March 2nd 2026**, I could offer a **short introduction for people new to Ceph**. **If you are interested in a 50 min overview before the main meetup starts, please, reserve time from 17:50 to 18:40 and RSVP for attending in person. This will not be an online meeting.** **Red Hat, ℅ Design Offices,** **Leipziger Pl. 16, 10117 Berlin** **We'll meet on March 2nd 2026 in front of the main entry facing the Leipziger Platz, between 17:30-17:40, so please be on time or give me a call on +49-160-92654111 in case you're late.** Watch out for somebody with a red hat. **Important: Give me a call if you are late ! You cannot enter the building or come to the office on your own.** Remember: RSVP is required so that I have an understanding whether there will be people interested in this pre-meetup meetup :-).

**Hi Ceph Berlin Meetup Cephalopods !** Let's get in touch and meet again in Berlin! As always, it's about exchanging ideas about Ceph, what Ceph is, the latest developments in the community, and what you do or plan to do with Ceph. Please, check the themes list below for what you want to add - let me know or let's discuss it in the \`discussions\` or via \`chat\`. However, don't be shy - we all learn although some of us may be more experienced and those will be the source of your learning and experience. **We have a suggestion and volunteers for the actual themes this round (for now):** **Ceph intro for newbies ( 17:50 - 18:40 ): This is \*before\* the main meetup.** * What is Ceph - Ceph intro for newbies - watch out for additional invite, published separately **Main meetup ( 18:50-20:50 ):** * planning of the next meetup dates through the year - perhaps also adding themes * other - please suggest or volunteer !!! * anything else that's on your mind about Ceph **A little bit of housekeeping upfront:** * there will be no recording * presentations will be shared - if there are some and if it's possible * drinks and food is up to the participant :-) - so feel free to take your favorite drink and snack - we can arrange some beverage * if you have something to bring to the venue and share - food is always welcome ⇒ but check for the number of people planning to attend in person * **as we did at some time in the past too, perhaps plan for a beer/somethingElse (or two) as the "after-show" in the area around the location** **Any changes required ? Anything we should do differently ? Do you want to suggest a better time ? Any thoughts and suggestions are welcome.** Somebody has room for us and wants to offer a location to meet next meeting - let us know, the \`discussions\` is the place to do this. Since the location for in-person might be not shown, here it is: **Red Hat, ℅ Design Offices,** **Leipziger Pl. 16, 10117 Berlin** **We'll meet on March 2nd 2026 in front of the main entry facing the Leipziger Platz, between 18:40-18:50, so please be on time or give me a call on +49-160-92654111 in case you're late.** **Important: Give me a call if you are late ! You cannot enter the building or come to the office on your own.** Watch out for somebody with a red hat. **Please, RSVP before Sun March 1st 2026, so that we can learn how many people will join.** See you soon ! Matthias.

**👋 Hello Strangers! —** For all players and chess-curious folks out there who want to chill, make friends, and enjoy some chess: We are hosting a daily meetup in Mitte / Prenzlauerberg for all experience levels. It doesn't matter if you just watched the Queen's Gambit or if you have been playing regularly for a while. **Join us** — Daily from 7 pm till midnight. **Expected Behavior** — [Conduct](https://strangerchess.com/conduct/) **Pics** · [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/strangerchess/) / **Chat** · [Telegram](https://t.me/strangerchess) / **Web** · [Strangerchess.com](https://strangerchess.com/) (No need to bring anything, boards, clocks, etc. are provided)

A small NEXUS gathering built around movement rather than discussion alone. This is for high-bandwidth Mavericks who spend most of their time in conceptual thought and need some physical counterweight. Why bouldering? Because it’s deliberate: short problems, full focus, and immediate feedback. You’re on the wall, solving something tangible. The mental noise drops instantly! Conversations happen naturally in between climbs. No pressure, you move at your own pace. Some exchanges stay light. Others go deep. Both are fine. This is not about athletic achievement. It’s about presence, recalibration, and being around people who don’t require you to shrink or translate yourself. Come as you are. Try some bouldering problems. Rest when needed, and engage where it makes sense. **Bring comfortable clothes and climbing shoes if you have them (rentals are available at the gym).** *Registration equals commitment. If you sign up, you show up. Read the group description first and decide consciously. For context about NEXUS, visit our* ***[website](https://thenexusformula.com)*** *and* ***[newsletter](https://news.thenexusformula.com)****.*

"No half-thruths, just naked minds” Welcome to the comedy show where you can see unfiltered comedians speak their thruth since almolst 5 years! Their topics can range from their last sexual encounter to why they hate chickens and how to win a fight with a chesse sandwich. So expect any kind of material from clean to the very dark. Each comedian will have between 5-10 minutes to make you laugh. The show is located in the cozy Agata Bar on Weichselstraße 55 in Neukölln - open for all of those who appreciate cozy nights and a fine selection of drinks and good mood. The space is limited, so the early bird catches the worm - get a reservation for your own good! Doors: 19:30 Show: 20:00 Get your free reservation now & pay what you want for the show! *Reservations are only kept until 20:15, so please arrive before that for assured seating.

**PLEASE NOTE**: \- RSVP ON MEETUP \> DOES NOT GUARANTEE ATTENDANCE [APPLICATIONS VIABLE ONLY THROUGH THIS FORM](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfo2p_AVPgqHO83SfKuL2nC6InbhGjulIxd1KZePBOcdqAYpA/viewform) \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- **Polyamorous Speed Dating Event** Welcome to our polyamorous, LGBTQIA+ friendly speed dating event! Our primary aim is to create a space that encourages meaningful connections in an atmosphere defined by warmth, respect, and inclusivity. We recognize and celebrate the rich diversity that each participant brings—cultural, relational, and personal—and we seek to honor each individual’s identity, boundaries, and feelings. **The concept behind the event is to provide a diverse environment which focuses on polyamorous dating frameworks. It accommodates participants' gender identities and orientation preferences.** *** * When: Monday 2nd March 2026 - 19:00h - 23:00h * **Application deadline: 20.February.2026** * Where: Trashtelier - 12435 Berlin * Participation Fee : €15 *(drinks included)* **Cancellation Policy:** No refunds or spot transfers are possible. However, please do let us know if you don't manage to attend, as we strive to assure a well balanced event and each person counts. *** We will get back to you by 23 Feb 2025 on the status of your application. *For any further questions or more details, please visit our website: [poly-speed-dating.onrender.com](https://poly-speed-dating.onrender.com/)* *Or feel free to contact our team via email:* [polyspeeddatingberlin@gmail.com](mailto:polyspeeddatingberlin@gmail.com)

Dear Developer- & CyberSec Community! You’re invited to Cloudflare Immerse Berlin on 3rd March at Data Space - a flagship hands-on event for developers, architects, engineers, and builders tackling modern application and AI challenges. For anyone with passion from hands-on up to technology leadership. What you’ll learn: * Build: Ship globally in seconds with Cloudflare Workers and serverless primitives—no infrastructure overhead, scale to zero by default. * Connect: Run distributed workloads without egress fees using R2 storage—no vendor lock-in, full flexibility. * Protect: Secure AI by design with Firewall for AI and the Model Context Protocol (MCP). * Accelerate: Move from idea to production faster with API-first tooling and IaC—focus on features, not ops. Get hands-on: Join developer breakouts and workshops using Cloudflare’s global GPU network, and hear from local customers modernizing apps into edge-native micro-services. **Date: 3rd March** **Location: Data Space, Berlin (Rosenthaler Str. 38, 10178 Berlin)** **Check out the agenda and [REGISTER HERE](https://fieldmarketing.www.cloudflare.com/immerseberlin2026)** **Free of charge. Feel free to share!** **The event will be held in English language.** Contact Mathias beforehand if you wish for an individual meeting with him or one of the Solutions Engineers onsite. We look forward to building with you in Berlin. Your Team Cloudflare **P.S. register with the Cloudflare link above - the Meetup acceptance alone is no official registration.**

A comedy cabaret where nothing is off-limits—and everything is extra: extra funny, extra fabulous, extra hairy. ### Heated Rivalry: Episode 1 – *Landlord Trouble* **Date:** Thursday, March 5, 2025 **Time:** Doors 18:30 \| Show 20:00 **Location:** Wein Salon Berlin **A rent crisis. Two chaotic flatmates. One stage to save it all.** Join us for the debut episode of Heated Rivalry a brand-new comedy showcase where **stand-up, sketch, drag performances, and lip-sync battles** come together in one blazing night of laughter and fabulous chaos. **THE STORY:** Meet Emin and Queen Justmean — two Berlin-based queer South Caucasian artists and reluctant roommates. In *Episode 1: Landlord Trouble*, rent is due and the money is *not* there. The solution? Perform their hearts out in a desperate, hilarious attempt to pay off their landlord… and maybe win over the audience while they’re at it. **What to expect:** – Fierce **drag performances** – Sharp & witty **stand-up comedy** – Wild **lip-sync battles** – An unfolding **episodic storyline** of flatmate chaos – A celebration of queer art, identity, and South Caucasian voices **Starring:** * **Queen Justmean** – Bearded Berlin drag queen redefining gender norms with humor & glam * **Emin Afandi** – Azerbaijani stand-up comedian & creator of the *WorldVision Comedy Contest*, a sold-out international show touring Berlin and Prague Both performers are proud members of **Teehaus Drag Collective**, dedicated to amplifying queer voices from the South Caucasus region.

We’re excited to invite you to a **partner meetup with Alpic and Slite**, focused on the **practical implementation of MCP** in production AI systems. ✅ **Registration** is managed exclusively via Luma. Please **reserve your spot** through the **official MCP Connect event page**: https://luma.com/olsyxsvn **Entry is reserved for confirmed guests.** ​🚀 **AI at Superhuman**: **Better Models or Better MCPs?** [Viktor Zamarueiv](https://www.linkedin.com/in/viktor-zamaruiev-99a2bb25/), Director of Engineering at Superhuman Generic wrappers let you easily wrap any APIs as MCP tools accessible by Claude and other MCP clients. However, existing APIs might be challenging for LLMs, especially for cost-efficient models. This talk explores shifting complexity out of probabilistic models into deterministic interfaces through MCP in order to build reliable AI systems. 🚀 ​**How to implement progressive tool/MCP calling** [Christophe Pasquier](https://www.linkedin.com/in/christophepasquier/), CEO at Slite ​Our journey on how we implemented a progressive tool calling to open to MCPs, solving this through disambiguation layers and on-demand tool loading, letting agents discover only the tools they need, when they need them. 🚀 ​**Designing MCP Apps with Skybridge** [Fredéric Barthelet](https://www.linkedin.com/in/frederic-barthelet/), Co-founder and CTO at Alpic ​Lessons learned from building dozens of ChatGPT Apps and an introduction to Skybridge, an open-source framework for MCP Apps ​ 🗓 **Agenda** ✨ 18:30–19:00 — Doors open, check-in & refreshments **We'll be welcoming guests with confirmed registrations.** ✨ 19:00–20:30 — Talks ✨ 20:30–21:30 — Networking & mingling

**Step Out of Your Comfort Zone—Try Improv!** Want to boost your confidence and communication skills? Join our no-pressure taster sessions! Play, laugh, and discover the power of spontaneity in a supportive group. No experience needed—just show up and give it a go! Why join? * Get out of your comfort zone—improv pushes you to embrace the unknown in a fun, supportive environment. * Get out of your head—learn to trust your instincts and act in the moment. * Be social—connect with a diverse, welcoming community. * Gain confidence—practice handling unpredictable situations with ease. * Have fun ! **Book a ticket here:** https://rausgegangen.de/events/a-taste-of-improv-1/ **About the Teachers** This workshop is led by Lorenz von Römer and Stéphane Piette, two passionate engineers who discovered improv together six years ago—and never looked back. Fascinated by how improv transforms communication, creativity, and confidence in both personal and professional life, they’ve been teaching and performing ever since. With years of experience on stage and in the classroom, they’ve brought improv to audiences across Berlin and internationally, performing in English, French, German, Italian, and Spanish. In 2023, they founded *Check la Lage*, a monthly show that unites improvisers from different companies, and were key players, teachers, and coordinators for *Liber*, a long-standing French-German improv company in Berlin.Their approach blends technical precision with playful spontaneity, making improv accessible and impactful for everyone—whether you’re looking to boost your public speaking, connect more authentically, or simply have fun. Join them for a session where curiosity meets courage!

**PLEASE NOTE THE ADDRESS CHANGE! We're now at [w3hub.berlin](https://w3hub.berlin)** *[Qase](https://qase.io) is presenting the **eleventh** Meetup on Quality Engineering in Berlin.* *This time, we’re bringing you three deep-dive talks — all designed to challenge the way you think about quality, testing, and collaboration.* *As always, expect great conversations, snacks, and drinks. See you there!* **AGENDA** **1\. Mitesh Patel\, Technical Consultant \- Scientific Instruments @ Altum Solutions: *Food QA: Testing Tasting*** On this fine evening, we shall enjoy some food … and also learn why we enjoy it. Because tasting is really a form of testing for our brains — wetware QA in essence. But how do we reformulate this wetware testing into those familiar realms of software and hardware testing? It is not as simple as exchanging taste buds for test suites and bites for bytes. Just ask Big Food which spends billions on this same question: How can computers do taste tests like humans? Guided by the example of an ML/AI-powered scientific instrument for chemical analyses, namely, a spectrometer, this session addresses this question and explores the broader topic of QA in the food industry. Discover how food companies scale testing across scientific software, device hardware, and food/human wetware. So grab a spoon for this insider scoop on QA for food. **2\. Vitaly Sharovatov\, developer advocate @ Qase: *QA Myths Busting: A Practical Guide to Higher Quality*** Have you ever felt the urge to increase the amount of testing or hire more testers, thinking it would improve product quality? As a tester, have you ever been held “accountable” for quality or pressed for time, leaving you feeling helpless? Or perhaps you’ve been asked to justify quality assurance initiatives with numbers? Our industry is filled with myths: from “quality can be measured” to “more testing means higher quality” and from “QA slows down work” to “testers are responsible for quality”. In this talk, I will present the myths I once believed, explain the dangers they pose to both teams and products, and demonstrate how they should be debunked and overcome. **3\. Asya Isakova\, Co\-Founder @ TECH_Connect: 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵\, 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘑𝘰𝘣** The job market is wild: it’s hard to get hired, and sometimes even harder to stay hired. In a new role (or a new team), one of the fastest ways to reduce uncertainty and accelerate collaboration is to build trust quickly. But how do colleagues and managers decide you’re trustworthy? It’s rarely just about closing Jira tickets or moving cards on a Kanban board. People assess trust through patterns of behavior: what you do, how consistently you do it, and how do you act towards others. In this talk, you’ll learn an evidence-based approach to building trust at work using three practical components: integrity, reliability, and benevolence. We’ll unpack what shapes people’s trust judgments (including context, risk, and prior experiences) and translate research into concrete behaviors you can apply immediately: especially in multicultural and cross-functional teams.

[Preventa acá](https://lascomadres25-6mar26.eventbrite.co.uk/?aff=meetup) Si dos mexicanas se juntan, se entienden y se hacen amigas, crean un desmadre sabroso para Berlín. Son Ayla y Paulina que ahora traen Las Comadres Comedy. Nos emociona mucho anunciar manteles largos con la participación de ESIMPRO ESIMPRO es la compañía de improvisación y teatro de habla hispana fundado en Berlín. Durante 12 años ha dado apoyo a artistas hispanohablantes internacionales, ha generado una comunidad que aporta cultura en nuestro idioma y mucho humor y risas en la ciudad que nos acoge. En ESIMPRO a parte de shows también se imparten clases para el desarrollo artístico y personal. Los encuentras en redes como: @berlin_es_impro **Tickets:** Online: **16.50EU** En la puerta: **20EU** [PREVENTA aquí](https://lascomadres25-6mar26.eventbrite.co.uk/?aff=meetup) 🌟Paulina Lara Franco 🌟 Actriz, performer, comunicadora mexicana. ¡Te espera una bomba de energía! Colorida, sonriente y amiguera, recientemente abrió el show de Daniel Sosa "Semi formal" durante su estancia en Berlin. Como performer se ha presentado en escenarios de todo tipo desde teatros, galerías, pasando por bares y casas particulares hasta salas de zoom en México, Reino Unido y Alemania. Comparte experiencias sobre su vida en Alemania, la maternidad y su propia visión del mundo desde su canal de Youtube Pauliphysics. https://bit.ly/mama-pauliphx 🌟 Ayla Merino🌟 Ayla es chilanga, AKA de Ciudad de México. Con un gran, gran, pero gran (ya verán por qué) sentido del humor. Empezó hace 5 años haciendo standup en México pero desde su llegada a Berlín ha impulsado la comedia en español. También la encuentras haciendo lo suyo en los escenarios en inglés. A parte de Berlín, se ha presentado en Londres, Praga y Hong Kong. Redes: @aylamerino **Standup SORPRESA** PUERTAS: 19:30 SHOW 20 HORAS **Te tendremos muy buena onda en este evento** ¡Debes acompañarnos!

Zalando is graciously hosting us for our first Meetup in 2026. And we are doing it a bit different: we have two rooms, and two talks in parallel. This gives you the opportunity to choose between two talks, for a total of four talks. This year, we’re especially happy to welcome Amazon Web Services as the food sponsor for our meet-up. Thanks to their support, our community can enjoy great conversations over great food — making the evening not only insightful, but also delicious. Meet the AWS experts Sikandra Chaudhary, Daria Aleshkova, and Narendra Tawar. Narendra will be delivering a talk on PostgreSQL and AI, sharing practical insights and real-world experience. We truly appreciate AWS’s commitment to supporting local tech communities and helping us create a warm, welcoming atmosphere for everyone. **PLEASE BRING YOUR PHOTO ID** **USE THE MAIN ENTRANCE TO BHW ON THE SIDE OF UBER ARENA** **Agenda** Two sessions run in parallel in rooms codenamed "Auditorium" and "Festival" **18:30** \- doors open: registration\, networking\, and drinks **19:00 - 19:05** Auditorium, "Event intro" by Sergey Dudoladov, Senior Database Engineer in Zalando. **Auditorium: Track A** **19:10 - 19:55** "How we made WarehousePG Open Source (again)" by Andreas 'ads' Scherbaum, a WarehousePG Principal Engineer at EDB and a Founding Member of PostgreSQL Europe **19:55 - 20:15** Networking, Q&A, and pizza **20:15 - 21:00** "From 20 seconds to sub-second: Speeding up CloudNativePG wake-ups" by Tudor Golubenco, CTO of Xata **Festival: Track B** **19:10 - 19:55** "The Role of PostgreSQL in the AI World" by Narendra Tawar, Sr Database Specialist SA, AWS **19:55 - 20:15** Networking, Q&A, and pizza **20:15 - 21:00** "Modernizing Postgres Communication with Hackorum", by Kai Wagner, Percona **21:00 - 22:00 Networking, Q&A, and pizza** **22:00 - The End** **Abstracts** **How we made WarehousePG Open Source (again)** WarehousePG is an Open Source fork of Greenplum Database, which by itself is a fork of PostgreSQL. The project was born after the upstream project was made closed source. This talk gives a quick overview of the history of both projects, which already spans more than two decades. We then dive into the reasons for creating a fork, and all the stumbling stones we had to pass in order to make this project open source again. We also talk about the challenges of CLAs (Contributor License Agreements) and what implications the PostgreSQL and Apache Licenses have for the project. Speaker: Andreas 'ads' Scherbaum **The Role of PostgreSQL in the AI World** As artificial intelligence (AI) continues to revolutionize industries, the need for robust, scalable, and efficient data management solutions has never been greater. PostgreSQL, with its extensibility, performance, and advanced data capabilities, plays a crucial role in enabling AI-driven applications. This talk explores how PostgreSQL supports AI workloads, from managing vast datasets and integrating with machine learning frameworks to leveraging extensions like PostgreSQL ML, TimescaleDB, and JSONB for AI-ready storage and querying. Attendees will gain insights into best practices for using PostgreSQL in AI pipelines, optimizing performance for AI inference, and harnessing the power of open-source innovation to drive intelligent decision-making. Whether you're a data engineer, AI researcher, or PostgreSQL enthusiast, this session will showcase why PostgreSQL is an essential component in the AI ecosystem. **From 20 seconds to sub-second: Speeding up CloudNativePG wake-ups** CloudNativePG (CNPG) is a popular and battle-tested operator for running Postgres on top of Kubernetes. At Xata, we’ve been using CNPG and extending it in several different directions. One of them is implementing a scale-to-zero plugin: clusters hibernate when inactive and they wake up automatically when new connections are created. After adding scale-to-zero, we’ve faced the challenge that the CNPG wake-up from hibernation is rather slow.This is an optimization story about how we reduced the wake-up times from 20+ seconds to under one second. Speaker: Tudor Golubenco **Modernizing Postgres Communication with Hackorum** In 2026, the debate over whether mailing lists are still "state of the art" continues to divide developers. While some view them as relics, we cannot neglect the unique benefits of their decentralized, archival nature. Rather than fighting over platforms or ignoring the friction, Hackorum asks a simpler question: Why not just improve the user experience? Hackorum transforms the daunting mailing list "firehose" into a modern, forum-style interface without breaking the underlying email culture. It is designed to lower the barrier for new contributors while providing power tools for veterans: Seamless Integration: Real-time sync between mailing lists and daily sync of the Commitfest status. Modern UX: Per-message read tracking, tagging, and contributor profiles. Enhanced Coordination: Shared notes and mentions to streamline complex reviews. We have to stay open minded and willing to expand our horizon and as such Hackorum is rapidly evolving. While our roots are in development, we are currently expanding to include broader mailing lists like -general and -docs. Our goal is to make the entire Postgres ecosystem more accessible and usable for everyone. Join us for a demo of the latest updates and help us shape the future of Postgres communication. Speaker: Kai Wagner **About the speakers** **Andreas Scherbaum** has been working with PostgreSQL since 1997. He is involved in several PostgreSQL related community projects, member of the Board of Directors of the European PostgreSQL User Group and also wrote a PostgreSQL book (in German). Since 2011 he was working for EMC/Greenplum/Pivotal and tackled very big databases. Until 2024 he was doing the same - but with maybe even more and bigger databases - for Adjust GmbH in Berlin. Now he's working at EDB as WarehousePG Principal Engineer and is helping customers with even larger databases. **Tudor Golubenco** is the CTO of Xata, a Postgres platform with branches and zero-downtime, reversible schema changes. Before Xata, Tudor worked as a tech lead at companies like Elastic and Oracle. **Narendra Tawar** \- Sr Database Specialist SA I am accomplished database professional with 21 years of comprehensive experience across Oracle, PostgreSQL, Microsoft SQL Server, and MySQL environments, with specialised PostgreSQL expertise since a decade. Currently serving as a Senior Data Migration Specialist at AWS, I architect and execute complex enterprise migration strategies while actively expanding into Generative AI technologies to enhance migration efficiency and optimize data workflows. My core competencies include database architecture, performance optimization, migration planning, and cross-platform data integration, combining decades of hands-on experience with modern cloud methodologies to deliver scalable, reliable data solutions that bridge traditional database principles with emerging AI capabilities. **Kai Wagner** \- I’m Kai\, a Senior Engineering Manager at Percona with almost two decades of "bleeding" open source in my DNA\. From the Linux Kernel and Ceph at SUSE to leading PostgreSQL development today\, my career is built on a foundation of transparent communication and community\-driven innovation\. In my free time\, I'm a handball\, agility and movement coach for various ages and teams\, next to spending time with the family and on the house\. **Note** We will again take notes who signs up and does not show up. This information will be used to provide seats to others at future events. Plain and simple: please only sign up if you plan to attend.

Our monthly PHP meetup. A virtual shindig courtesy of Zoom. Check back here for the details around 6:15 pm

**PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT NOTES:** 1. The dates for this series are simply placeholders at the moment. We are working on our 2026 schedule, and adjustments are forthcoming. 2. Each class in this series has an attendance fee. 3. Each class from BOTH a sign-up and fee perspective is a separate entity. **Introduction:** Our Page Building with Bricks web development class provides detailed instruction for using Bricks Builder, a visual site builder for WordPress, to create and manage websites. Widely considered by many of the world's leading web developers to be the most complete page builder on the market today, Bricks Builder offers a wide range of features and comprehensive tools. Our Bricks Builder web development class provides detailed instructions on utilizing the toolset. The series of courses covers the core features of Bricks Builder, enabling users to design and develop responsive, visually appealing websites. Moreover, the courses are oriented to reinforce a focus on professional, scalable web development. Throughout the series, we focus our page-building instruction on the semantic and structural integrity of the pages in a responsive world. By the end of the 10-class series, participants will have a fundamental understanding of proper web page and website development. **The breakdown of the 10-class series is as follows:** * Class 01 - Survey of Page Builders / What Bricksbuilder Does For You * Class 02 - Boxes, Boxes, Boxes / Sections / Containers * Class 03 - Static Units / Relative Units / Responsive Development And Math Functions * Class 04 - CSS Variables And DRY Development / Classes And Global Styling * Class 05 - CSS Grid And CSS Flexbox * Class 06 - Responsive Development / Breakpoints And Media Queries * Class 07 - Effective Use Of Color / Effective Use Of Images * Class 08 - Beginning To Think Dynamically / Using Templates And Components * Class 09 - Dynamic Styling / Data Attributes And Attribute Selectors * Class 10 - Pseudo Elements / Programmatically Styling With Pseudo Classes Throughout the class sessions listed above, we cover the following key areas of web development with Bricks Builder: * **Introduction to Bricks Builder Interface:** * Familiarization with the builder's layout, including the toolbar, panel, and canvas, and understanding how to navigate and interact with its various components. * **Visual Site Building:** * Techniques for creating layouts using Bricks' drag-and-drop interface, incorporating sections, rows, columns, and elements to build page structures. * **Styling and Design:** * Utilizing Bricks' styling options to customize elements, apply global CSS classes for consistent design, and leverage features like Flexbox and CSS Grid for responsive layouts. * **Dynamic Content and Custom Fields:** * Integrating dynamic content from custom post types and custom field plugins (like ACF, Meta Box) to build data-driven websites. * **Template Building:** * Creating and managing reusable templates for headers, footers, post type layouts, and other site-wide elements. * **Performance Optimization:** * Understanding how Bricks Builder contributes to fast-loading websites and implementing performance best practices. * **Advanced Features:** * Depending on the class level, it might delve into advanced topics such as conditional logic, interactions, and custom code integration to enable more complex functionality. The series aims to equip participants with the skills to efficiently build, customize, and maintain WordPress websites using Bricks Builder, catering to both beginners and experienced web developers.

**Google Analytics Alternatives** Is it finally time to make the switch away from Google Analytics? Two-and-a-half years ago Jason Packer asked this question at Columbus Web Analytics Wednesday. Since then: Google’s Universal Analytics has been sunset, we’ve changed our name to Columbus Data & Analytics Wednesday, and Jason has released two editions of his book “Google Analytics Alternatives”. Fresh off the release of the 2nd edition of his book, we thought it was time to re-open this conversation. While people love to complain about it, GA’s market share has remained relatively constant (at least in the United States). Why is that? You won’t find any complaints about GA4 in this talk, but rather an overview of what’s currently available in the market and how to frame your decision-making process. We’ll also be giving out some free copies of Jason’s book! So even if you’ve got a “GA4Lyfe” tattoo (no judgement), there’s free books to go with the free pizza and beer. Thanks to our 2026 sponsors: [Clarivoy](https://www.clarivoy.com), [What Box Consulting Group](https://www.whatboxconsultinggroup.com), [Conductrics](https://www.conductrics.com), and [Piwik PRO](https://piwik.pro) More info at [cbusdaw.com](https://cbusdaw.com)

**Web Design Decoded: Tools, Practices, and Proven Processes:** **Semantic HTML** At WebDev Columbus, we are exploring some of the most important topics of professional high-end web design and page building. Primarily focused on site building in the WordPress environment, our group explores tools, tips, and techniques for building the best WordPress sites possible. Additionally, we focus on disciplines and technologies that take website design from visually appealing to optimized spaces for delivering you and/or your client's message effectively and with a nod towards extended reach. Each session combines practical demonstrations with real-world insights, giving you actionable knowledge you can apply immediately. Whether you're a seasoned developer looking to enhance your design skills or a newcomer wanting to understand design best practices, this series offers valuable insights for every skill level. **What to expect:** * Hands-on demonstrations of popular design tools * Best practices for design-to-development workflows * Tips for creating responsive, accessible designs * Real-world problem-solving scenarios * Interactive Q&A sessions * Networking opportunities with fellow developers **Each meetup features:** 60 minutes of focused presentation 30 minutes of live demonstrations 30 minutes for questions and discussion **See you there!** Our casual, collaborative environment encourages learning from both presenters and fellow attendees. Bring your questions, share your experiences, and connect with Central Ohio's web development community! **Stay tuned for specific session topics and dates.**

Join membersrs of the Central Ohio UX and digital design community for a casual monthly breakfast.

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