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It’s \*\*Memorial Day Monday…\*\*which means the vibes are **OUTSIDE ☀️🔥** **[BAM BAM](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bam-bam-international-whinning-party-tickets-1988202397893)**[ ](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bam-bam-international-whinning-party-tickets-1988202397893)returns with a full mix of Soca, Dancehall, and Afrobeats for an all-white daytime/evening link-up in DC. Expect flags in the air, outdoor energy, good food, drinks, and a crowd ready to whine and enjoy the holiday. 🇯🇲🇹🇹🇳🇬 And if you know **Sounds of Reality from Brooklyn,** then you already know the music will be serious all evening. **🤍 ALL WHITE encouraged** 🇯🇲 Bring your flags 📍 Karma DC Live Music Venue 2221 Adams Place NE, Washington, DC 20018 🗓 Monday, May 25, 2026 🕔 5:00PM – 11:00PM 🔥 Ladies **FREE before 7:30PM** — **[Reserve your ticket](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bam-bam-international-whinning-party-tickets-1988202397893)**[ ](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bam-bam-international-whinning-party-tickets-1988202397893)early We’ll probably start arriving around 6:30PM or a little after once the vibes build up. 🎟 Tickets: **[HERE](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bam-bam-international-whinning-party-tickets-1988202397893)** ***This one might end up being more of an unhosted link-up depending on timing, but either way, it should be a great vibe and energy throughout the evening. I’ve already reserved my ticket and will confirm my attendance tomorrow.*** If anyone wants to coordinate beforehand or link up at the event, feel free to message in the comments or chat. And as always, coming solo is completely fine — these events are all about good music, good people, and good energy.

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Join us for a 5k run alternating between Harris Teeter/NIH loop and Chopt/Capital Crescent Trail.

Foodies, I was able to secure a good deal for a three course dinner @ $ 32 per person without tax & gratuity! We have three different choices for First and Second Courses; and two choices for Third Course. First Course œ(Choice of) : 1. Fire-Roasted Tomato Soup Served with crouton 2. Beet Salad Roasted beet with Baby Arugula, blue cheese and spicy walnuts tossed in a cranberry dressing 3. Seared Scallops Scallops served with cauliflower mousse, golden Raisins & brown butter Second Course (Choice of) : 1. Wild Mushrooms Ravioli Ravioli staffing with ricotta cheese, Creamy butter Sage sauce and shaved parmesan cheese 2.Pan-Roasted wild Halibut Halibut served with tri-color quinoa, baby bok choy and roasted tomato relish 3. FLAT IRON STEAK Grilled Flat Iron served with garlic mash potato wilted broccoli rabe and merlot reduction sauce  Third Course (Sweet Ending) : œ 1. White Chocolate Bread Pudding Served with warm caramel sauce & vanilla ice cream 2. Lemon Blueberry Crumb Cheesecake Served with warm caramel and whipped cream

● Ultra-light ball (\~1/8th as heavy as a normal 5). This allows zero chances of ball causing brain injury. (Hence the name, Soccer Zero.) It's also nice to do toe kicks! ● Injury-based foul system. This means that the rules apply even for same-team-side fouls, too. You can use your hands to protect yourself from the ball; hand balls are only called if you did it to gain an advantage. Yellow cards will cause the fouler to sit out for 120 seconds. Strong kicks of balls to anyone's head, called "face kicks", or nuts (for male players only), are yellow-card fouls even though the ball is so light it doesn't matter as much. This penalizes inconsiderate play, something we really do care about. Reckless players or anyone getting a red card is banned. (Before heading, you need to have an idea of where other nearby players are.) So, as an example, if you kicked the ball at high speed to your own teammate's head you still have to sit out for 2 minutes. ● No out of bounds. This makes it more interesting and easier to ref. ● No offsides. ● No goalies for the senior team. (The senior team is the one that is ahead in points.) This rule is used in place of an offsides rule, since it implies you cannot win by sticking some fat player who stands in front of their relatively small Pugg goal all day long. We define a goalie to be any defender intentionally within the "goal area". In turn, this *goal area* is defined as the ground in front of the goal covered by the top of the goal, were the goal to be tipped forwards onto the ground, similar to what would happen if the wind blew strongly from behind and the stakes were not secured. ● Goal resizing. Sometimes a strong player comes on mid-game after teams were picked by the two captains. If someone like Ronaldo joins a team and/or both captains agree to goal resizing to make the game more balanced the game will be stopped and the goal sizes altered to make it more even. Please don't suggest team shuffling as a better method. It destroys the team spirit. If the switched player sucks, it will add insult to injury to him or her. On the other hand, if the switched player is good, past points stack against him or her, which also destroys the game integrity, much of which is about trying to get your team to win. Goal resizing and point multiplying (each point counts as 2 for the junior team) maintains game integrity and helps maintain balance and game intensity. Games are in Silver Spring, MD. They are reffed. Clean red and blue pinnies are supplied when needed. A weekly invitation including a recap of the prior week's game is sent out to any players who want to read it. See here (https://www.meetup.com/safersoccer/boards/thread/23643732/0/). RSVPs are required. The reason is that it should increase their own enjoyment. You see, the ideal number of players for a pickup soccer game is perhaps 6x6 - 8x8; some players won't attend if they think the turnout will be low, and others will just assume the game will be cancelled even though we always play. (As a practical matter, smaller games are less fun since the comics won't have the audience they need, but, they do have two hidden benefits: shorter, more intense games/workouts and fewer face kicks/yellow cards. So we play no matter how small or large.) So non-RSVPers are a little short sighted, since they don't seem to want to maximize their own enjoyment in the long run. Rational and sane players who have a good chance of attending RSVP a week early here [and in the subgroup](https://www.meetup.com/safersoccer/). Location map (cut & paste url into a browser)(park on Plyers Mill): secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/1/7/2/600_364808562.jpeg

**NoVA CBG has a turn by turn RideWithGPS club account that's free. [https://www.meetup.com/novacbg/events/271742916/](https://www.meetup.com/novacbg/events/271742916/)** **+++++++++++++++++++++** **The Ride: Summary** **(Must Read)** **+++++++++++++++++++++** * RIDE NAME: The Custard Cruise * START LOC: Shirlington Library * START GPS: [https://goo.gl/maps/y1K7iBorEgsTWBpaA](https://goo.gl/maps/y1K7iBorEgsTWBpaA) * START PARKING: Any Parking Garage * ARRIVAL: 6:00pm * SPEECH: 6:15pm * ROLLING: 6:30pm * LEVEL: Beginner Level (But All Welcome) * DISTANCE: 10 miles. * PACE: 12 mph * TERRAIN: No Hills, Trail and Street Riding. * RIDEWITHGPS ROUTE: CBG_CUSTARD_CRUISE_2026 **(UPDATED)** [https://ridewithgps.com/routes/46334991](https://ridewithgps.com/routes/46334991) **NOTES:** * No Hills, 10 miles, No Surprises, Custard! * Bring enough fluids for the entire ride. * [https://www.thedairygodmother.com/flavor-forecast/](https://www.thedairygodmother.com/flavor-forecast/) **TIMINGS (approximates):** * Arrive @ 6:00pm * Speech @ 6:15pm * Rolling @ 6:30pm * Back in Shirlington @ 8:00pm(ish) **+++++++++++++++++++++** **The Ride : Detail** **+++++++++++++++++++++** For your riding pleasure NoVA CBG presents The Custard Cruise. I would like some custard. The Dairy Godmother in Del Ray has some excellent custard (& sorbet & vegan donuts & other yummy things for just about everyone). Maybe some of you want to join me? Shirlington, to Four Mile, to Potomac Yards to the Dairy Godmother, then Commonwealth back to Four Mile to Shirlington. * No Hills * 10 miles, belly full of custard (or other yummy-ness) * Hopefully no surprises. **+++++++++++++++++++++** **The Meeting Spot:** **+++++++++++++++++++++** Shirlington Library 4200 Campbell Ave Arlington, VA 22206 GPS: [https://goo.gl/maps/y1K7iBorEgsTWBpaA](https://goo.gl/maps/y1K7iBorEgsTWBpaA) We will meet in front of the Shirlington Library by the fountains. **+++++++++++++++++++++** **The Ride After The Ride:** **+++++++++++++++++++++** What better way to wash down your custard than with a tasty beverage. For those interested we will go to Samuel Beckett’s after the ride for our social. We sit outside so we can bring our bikes and keep an eye on them. Join us if you like! **+++++++++++++++++++++** **Ride Level Chart** **+++++++++++++++++++++** NoVA CBG tries to accommodate all levels of cyclists by offering different types/levels of rides. We just ask that you come to the ride that suits your current riding ability the best. * Introductory Level: If you haven't ridden a bike in a number of years (or are uncertain of your abilities on a bicycle). * Beginner Level: You can ride for 10+ miles at a pace of 10+ to 12+ mph with potentially minor hills involved. * Medium Level: You can ride for 20+ miles at a pace of 13+ to 15+ mph with potentially moderate hills involved. * Advanced Level: You can ride for 20++ miles at a pace of 15+ mph with potentially major hills involved. Both Medium and Advanced Levels might require handling various challenges such as reading cue sheets, using a Garmin or navigation app, night riding, out of town travel, or any other odd cycling situations. **+++++++++++++++++++++** **The Fine Print:** **+++++++++++++++++++++** An RSVP of 'YES' is your digital signature and means you have read and understood MEETUP.com's: * "Terms of Service : Section 6. Release" found at https://www.meetup.com/terms/ * NOVA-CBG's "Assumption of Risk Agreement" found @ https://www.meetup.com/novacbg/pages/1942951/NOVA-CBG_Waiver/ * NoVA CBG's "COVID Policy" found @ http://bit.ly/2021_NoVACBG_COVID19_POLICY Helmets are required to participate in all NOVA-CBG rides. All riders ride at their own risk and with the understanding that cycling is an inherently dangerous activity. When coming to the meetup you do so voluntarily and are ready and able to participate in the ride as described under the conditions of the day. Be on time for the "pre-ride" preparation. If you do not attend the pre-ride preparation you will not be allowed to participate on the ride. There are NO exceptions to the above.

This event is to members who are in their 20s & 30s ONLY. WE CARD! How about some gathering, grinning and griping, over unbeatable happy hour prices, on a weekend night? We have specials, just for our group. They make us feel loved and honored, by serving, one of our favorite cocktails, named after us - MerTini:) It will be one of the featured cocktails. Why you come to our events? Because, we are not only saving you from going to DC to hangout. But also, we bring DC crowd to our events through our different groups. We organize this with our other groups and you will have an opportunity to mingle with many insanely friendly people. PARKING INFO : Parking is free! They have more than 300 free parking spots at the garage parking behind them. http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/9/b/8/3/600_449919811.jpeg http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/6/3/b/9/event_434665529.jpeg

Hybrid registration links at https://greatcareers.org/events-calendar/career-success-group-job-seeker-accountability-networking-hybrid/ The Career Success Group is a networking meeting held on the 2nd Monday and a hybrid meeting 4th Thursday of each month from 9:30-10:30 AM ET with [Kevin Keene](https://www.linkedin.com/in/kevinekeene/). Join us if you are looking for a new opportunity, to grow your career, or if you are in a job transition. 1. Practice your elevator pitch in a safe space 2. Check-in for accountability 3. Set goals for your job search for the week 4. Meet others to build your LinkedIn network 5. Learn about upcoming events 6. Ask questions **CHAPTER LEADER** [Kevin Keene](https://www.linkedin.com/in/kevinekeene/) kekeene@comcast.net

ABOUT THE EVENT It is one of the best venues in town. It focuses in a culturally diverse menu prepared with local ingredients and sauces made from scratch. We booked the whole upstairs (Liberty Lounge) for this party. DRESS CODE : Dress to impress Event is free and 21+ https://a248.e.akamai.net/secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/1/9/9/2/600_438786546.jpeg We have specials and an extended happy hour, just for our group. Policy also make me feel loved and honored, by serving, one of my favorite cocktails, which is named after me - Mer-Tini:) It will be one of the featured cocktails. https://a248.e.akamai.net/secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/3/3/b/a/600_437953242.jpeg FOOD SPECIALS : Braised Short Rib miso-mustard sauce $4 BLT applewood-smoked bacon, avocado mash, blue cheese, romaine, chow chow lemon aioli $4 • Madras Curry Lambgorgonzola, mint pesto $6 Brisket ground briskest, caramelized onion, fried quail egg, oven dried tomato, cheddar, black truffle mayo $ 6 APPETIZERS • $5 Oven-Roasted Tomato Hummusgrilled ciabatta $5 Hand-Cut French Fries black truffle mayo, ketchup $5 Yellow Lentils Dahl yellow onion, tomato, curry leaf, coconut milk, cumin, turmeric and cinnamon naan $5 Stir Fried Green Beans ginger, garlic, sesame, soy $5 *Tuna Tartare mustard oil, avocado puree, wonton chips $ 5 Steamed Mussels hot italian sausage, red onion, basil ciabatta, white wine cream sauce https://a248.e.akamai.net/secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/3/3/c/f/600_437953263.jpeg METRO INFO : Closest Metro Station is U Street Cardozo (Please take 13th St. Exit). Please take into consideration Metro's weekend truck work and allow enough time for your ride. Check it on http://www.wmata.com/ and plan accordingly. Street parking might be difficult. However, if you plan to drive, there is a parking garage, Franklin D. Reeves Center Garage,[masked]th Street NW, Washington DC). They are open up until 3 am and it costs $ 15 plus tax. Tel :[masked]-0010. https://a248.e.akamai.net/secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/1/d/0/8/600_438007432.jpeg

Who’s up for a pizza night at the highly requested Pizza House? 🍕🍻 Join us at for great pizza, good laughs, and even better company! Come hungry and ready for a cheesy good time.

**The idea for this group is to build a community where men can gather together and build connections & learn and grow from each other.** How we start each meeting is by each of us checking in with our "roses and thorns" aka what are the good things and the bad things going on in your life recently? Then we will go into a topic discussion. \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- **COMMUNITY AGREEMENTS** \*\*THERE WILL BE A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY FOR NO-SHOWS. IF YOU RSVP TO A MEETING AND FAIL TO SHOW UP WITHOUT NOTICE, YOU'LL BE REMOVED FROM THE GROUP. THIS IS TO PRESERVE THE INTEGRITY OF THE GROUP\*\* 1. Confidentiality - EVERYTHING that is shared NEVER leaves this space so that this space remains safe and sacred. There is a zero tolerance policy for this. If a man is in violation of this, they will be permanently removed from the group. 2. Non-Judgement - we respect and honor every man’s truth so that we may receive the same from others. While we may not agree on everything, we commit to respecting every man’s perspectives and engaging in honorable discussion with one another. 3. Be committed - honor your commitment to this group and to yourself. If you attend a meeting, please commit yourself fully to the meeting. Also be committed to your own journey. When we fail, we own it & clean it up. 4. Speak from the heart - this is NOT a space to “look good”, have the “right” answers, and have it all together. Relax and know you are not alone. Be exactly who you are within the safety of this space. 5. Be supportive - This means always willing to provide encouragement to your fellow men, encourage action and momentum in each other’s lives.. Be willing to challenge each other. Be willing to hold each other accountable. 6. Participation - what you receive from this community will be a reflection of what you put into it. Period. We ask that you share your perspectives, reflect on others, and give/receive support when and where it’s needed.