VTH3 Trail #027: Spring of Deception; Saturday Run/Walk/Snowshoe

When: Saturday, February 25, 2022, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Indian Brook Park, Essex, VT
Hares: 69 Sided Dice and Dead in the Box
What to bring: Things that can get wet, things that can get muddy, things that can get sh*tty, things that I’m probably forgetting to tell you to bring, hash cash.

And showshoes. Because mother nature isn't done with us yet.

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Leave your proof of residency at home because we’re breaking all the rules with a trail at Indian Brook Park, the super snooty and exclusive outdoor space only open to Essexians. Essexites… Essexholes? …People who live in Essex. We'll be starting from the lower parking lot, which is on the left down a hill: 44.530100, -73.097298.

You know... I had a whole write up here about the conditions of the trail from last week, but looks like those conditions are all going to be under 3 to 10 inches of fresh snow. So even though I originally told everyone they didn't need snowshoes.... I'd highly recommend them now.

Welcome to the Spring of Deception.

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🏃What is Hashing?
What do you get when you combine running (or walking), a combination scavenger hunt, silly songs, inappropriate jokes, kilts, and beer?

Meet the Hash House Harriers, a non-competitive running social club.

Hash runs, called trails, are non-competitive scavenger hunt-style events where you can enjoy a scenic run/walk at your own pace followed by a social gathering with food and drink. The route is marked on the ground with chalk or biodegradable flour. The "hare" is a volunteer who plans the run and marks the trail. The "hounds" are the other runners who follow the trail. Just like a scavenger hunt!

🤔 Do I have to run?
Nope! In hashing, the athletic and competitive aspects of running take a back seat to the social side of things. Hashing caters to all levels of runners, with a few walkers at each hash. Von Tramp hash trails are usually 3-6 miles; most even have a split trail for walkers or runners who wish to do a shorter distance.

🍻 Do I have to drink?
While we do enjoy a nice cold beer, consumption is completely optional. There is always water and non-alcoholic options. There is never any obligation to drink alcohol.

🌲 Who are the Von Tramp Hash House Harriers?
The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers (VTH3) was founded in 2021 by two thirsty hashers who did not want to stop being active during winter in Vermont. While we are primarily a winter kennel and run every other Saturday during winter (November-April), we continue hashing year-round in summer too on the first Saturday of the month (May-October). You can join us on Saturdays by seeing when all of our upcoming trails are happening on our website. You can also join us on Facebook.

👋 Ready to give hashing a try?
Join us for a trail! All you need is some comfortable running gear. If it's a wet or wintry day, a change of clothes (or at least socks) is recommended.

We're a very welcoming and accepting group of lovable idiots. And who knows, you might even enjoy yourself. Plus, your first trail is always free! All attendees must be 21+.

BUT....... if you're still wondering if hashing is right for you, check out our blog post that covers everything you need to know about hashing with us here in Vermont.