Drunken Pilgrim 🦃 — Saturday Run/Walk/Hike

When: Saturday, November 25, 2023, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Indian Brook Reservoir, Essex, VT
What to bring: BRIGHT ORANGE CLOTHING 🟧 (it’s hunting season y’all), cranium lamp, a change of warm clothes, dry socks, and dry shoes, hash cash, hangovers, leftover stuffing and gravy 🍽️

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Burlington H3 and Von Tramp H3 invite you to join us for Leg #2 of the Trifucta, sandwiched comfortably between Halve Mein’s Black Friday Trail and Montreal’s Canadian Sunday Trail, like a leftover slice of turkey between corn bread and a buttermilk biscuit. We'll be breaking all the rules with a trail at Indian Brook Park, the super snooty and “exclusive” outdoor space typically only open to Essex residents in the summer. Park in the lower lot on the left and expect somewhere around 4.20 miles for true trail. It’s hunting season in VT so wear your brightest safety colors; best outfit wins a fancy prize! 🧡

On-After Party at Chez RedTail! 🪅 This will include a bonfire, games, a seasonally appropriate flaming cocktails called the “Feuerzangenbowle”, the first anal Drunken Pilgrim piñata, and of course more beer. Dinner will be provided and crash space is available. Bring your swim suit for the hot tub, or don’t.

$20 gets you trail and on-after food & drinks. $6.9 if you’re just cumming out to trail. Please send monies to Cummy Bear on Venmo with some sort of appropriate emoji 🍗🦃🌽

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🏃What is Hashing?
What do you get when you combine running (or walking), a combination scavenger hunt, silly songs, inappropriate jokes, kilts, and beer?
Meet the Hash House Harriers, a non-competitive running social club.
Hash runs, called trails, are non-competitive scavenger hunt-style events where you can enjoy a scenic run/walk at your own pace followed by a social gathering with food and drink. The route is marked on the ground with chalk or biodegradable flour. The "hare" is a volunteer who plans the run and marks the trail. The "hounds" are the other runners who follow the trail. Just like a scavenger hunt!

🤔 Do I have to run?
Nope! In hashing, the athletic and competitive aspects of running take a back seat to the social side of things. Hashing caters to all levels of runners, with a few walkers at each hash. Hash trails are usually 3-6 miles; most even have a split trail for walkers or runners who wish to do a shorter distance.

🍻 Do I have to drink?
While we do enjoy a nice cold beer, consumption is completely optional. There is always water and non-alcoholic options. There is never any obligation to drink alcohol. However, all attendees must be 21+.

👋 Ready to give hashing a try?
Join us for a trail! All you need is some comfortable running gear. If it's a wet or wintry day, a change of clothes (or at least socks) is recommended.
We're a very welcoming and accepting group of lovable idiots. And who knows, you might even enjoy yourself. Plus, your first trail is always free!
BUT....... if you're still wondering if hashing is right for you, check out our blog post that covers everything you need to know about hashing with us here in Vermont.

❗This meet-up is intended to help reach out to new members.
Don't let the low numbers of people who RSVP on this site fool you: there are generally 20 to 30 hashers at this event! They're just all bad at social media.

Disclaimer: We love drinking, taking off clothes, and generally being a little crazy. We also have huge hard-ons for CONSENT. If you're not sure, ask. Sometimes things get weird; please come talk to someone in Mismanagement about it. We want you to feel safe cumming over and over (and over, again).