VTH3 Trail #072: Meeting of the Nut Hut Congress — Saturday Run/Walk/Hike

When: Saturday, July 5, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where:📍UPDATE: across from 2443 Tyler Branch Rd, Enosburg, VT (https://maps.app.goo.gl/hfbqAfcGQFzWbrtY6?g_st=ipc)
Hares: Salty C*mpiss
What to bring: $16.69 hash cash because of new "Seltzer and Twea Tax" due to rising prices and over consumption of non-beer beverages, pro-Von Tramp paraphernalia, bikinis, towel, change of clothes ‘cause you’ll get wet

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Our favorite failed anarchist Salty has a wonderful trail cooked up for all you while Flexi and Dice are traveling out of state to enjoy some chili dogs in New Jersey. This trail will most definitely only feature the goodest of vibes and will be overflowing with a Pro-Von Tramp agenda. It’s going to be hot-hot-hot out there so expect to get wet. Trail start will start just off the road of Tyler Branch Road in Enosburg, just north of the illustrious Stoned Hill where you’ll end up after trail. Fireworks will also be provided by the town of Bakersfield. I’m not sure about chili dogs though.

It’s also National Bikini Day, so please enjoy a day filled with two-piece swimsuits, summer fun and body positivity. I would also like you remind you all that the bikini is named after the Bikini Atoll where atomic bomb tests were conducted. Not that I, your loving tyrant, would drop any random bombs on you. Except the above tax. Whoops.

Also, please join us on July 19th for another, great Pro-Von Tramp trail by Borscht and Dice which they have dubbed the “Vermont Twea Party” for some reason

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🏃What is Hashing?
What do you get when you combine running (or walking), a combination scavenger hunt, silly songs, inappropriate jokes, kilts, and beer?
Meet the Hash House Harriers, a non-competitive running social club. Hash runs, called trails, are non-competitive scavenger hunt-style events where you can enjoy a scenic run/walk at your own pace followed by a social gathering with food and drink. The route is marked on the ground with chalk or biodegradable flour. The "hare" is a volunteer who plans the run and marks the trail. The "hounds" are the other runners who follow the trail. Just like a scavenger hunt!

🤔 Do I have to run?
Nope! In hashing, the athletic and competitive aspects of running take a back seat to the social side of things. Hashing caters to all levels of runners, with a few walkers at each hash. Von Tramp hash trails are usually 3-6 miles; most even have a split trail for walkers or runners who wish to do a shorter distance.

🍻 Do I have to drink?
While we do enjoy a nice cold beer, consumption is completely optional. There is always water and non-alcoholic options. There is never any obligation to drink alcohol.

🌲 Who are the Von Tramp Hash House Harriers?
The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers (VTH3) was founded in 2021 by two thirsty hashers who did not want to stop being active during winter in Vermont. We run every other Saturday during winter (November-April). You can see when all of our upcoming trails are happening on our website. You can also join us on Facebook.

👋 Ready to give hashing a try?
Join us for a trail! All you need is some comfortable running gear. If it's a wet or wintry day, a change of clothes (or at least socks) is recommended.
We're a very welcoming and accepting group of lovable idiots. And who knows, you might even enjoy yourself. Plus, your first trail is always free!
BUT....... if you're still wondering if hashing is right for you, check out our blog post that covers everything you need to know about hashing with us here in Vermont.

❗This meet-up is intended to help reach out to new members.
Don't let the low numbers of people who RSVP on this site fool you: there are generally 15 to 20 hashers at every event! They're just all bad at social media.

All attendees must be 21+.