VTH3 Trail #077: The Horsepocalypse is Here — Saturday Run/Walk/Hike

When: Saturday, October 4, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Allen Brook Nature Trail Parking Lot
Hares: Bhorsecht Canal and Just Alex
What to bring: $6.9 hash cash, a horse, sugar cubes, carrots, apples, reins, saddles, additional horse girl things

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Have you ever dreamed of being an anthropomorphised racehorse? Do you have a crippling gacha addiction to Umamusume: Pretty Derby? Or maybe you remember the horse girl, Ava Vogel, that got famous during lock down in 2020? If you answered yes or no to any of those questions then have we got a treat for you! 🐴

Get ready to jump, ride, and whinny through the fall foliage with our very own Bhorsecht Canal and her loyal steed Just Alex through the rolling hills of Williston. Trail starts from the Allen Brook Nature Trail Parking Lot off of North Williston Road and will be both hobby horse and dog friendly.

Did you know that Williston has cemented itself in the equestrian history books for temporarily being the home to Figure, the horse that sired the first American breed of horse known as the Morgan horse (which is also the state animal of Vermont). Unlike most hashers, Morgan horses are known for their athleticism, stamina, agreeable temperament, and versatility, excelling in disciplines from performance riding to farm work. 💫 The more you know.

🏆 There will also be a best horse competition at the conclusion of trail! But please note: I have also been informed by our lawyers that it is illegal for anyone to attempt to disguise their horse for this trail.

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🏃What is Hashing?
What do you get when you combine running (or walking), a combination scavenger hunt, silly songs, inappropriate jokes, kilts, and beer?
Meet the Hash House Harriers, a non-competitive running social club. Hash runs, called trails, are non-competitive scavenger hunt-style events where you can enjoy a scenic run/walk at your own pace followed by a social gathering with food and drink. The route is marked on the ground with chalk or biodegradable flour. The "hare" is a volunteer who plans the run and marks the trail. The "hounds" are the other runners who follow the trail. Just like a scavenger hunt!

⏰ Trails typically take at least 4 to 5 hours so plan accordingly!

🤔 Do I have to run?
Nope! In hashing, the athletic and competitive aspects of running take a back seat to the social side of things. Hashing caters to all levels of runners, with a few walkers at each hash. Von Tramp hash trails are usually 3-6 miles; most even have a split trail for walkers or runners who wish to do a shorter distance.

🍻 Do I have to drink?
While we do enjoy a nice cold beer, consumption is completely optional. There is always water and non-alcoholic options. There is never any obligation to drink alcohol.

🌲 Who are the Von Tramp Hash House Harriers?
The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers (VTH3) was founded in 2021 by two thirsty hashers who did not want to stop being active during winter in Vermont. We run every other Saturday during winter (November-April). You can see when all of our upcoming trails are happening on our website. You can also join us on Facebook.

👋 Ready to give hashing a try?
Join us for a trail! All you need is some comfortable running gear. If it's a wet or wintry day, a change of clothes (or at least socks) is recommended.
We're a very welcoming and accepting group of lovable idiots. And who knows, you might even enjoy yourself. Plus, your first trail is always free!
BUT....... if you're still wondering if hashing is right for you, check out our blog post that covers everything you need to know about hashing with us here in Vermont.

❗This meet-up is intended to help reach out to new members.
Don't let the low numbers of people who RSVP on this site fool you: there are generally 15 to 20 hashers at every event! They're just all bad at social media.

All attendees must be 21+.