Von Tramp and Burlington H3 Present Drunken Pilgrim — Saturday Run/Walk/Hike

When: Saturday, November 29, 2025, 1:00 PM HST
Where: Hinesburg Park and Ride, Stella Rd, Hinesburg, VT 05461
Hares: Flexible Video Endoscope and Salty C*mpiss
What to bring: $20 for trail and on-after, $6.9 hash cash for just trail, something BRIGHT ORANGE CLOTHING 🟧 (it’s hunting season y’all), a cranium lamp, a change of warm clothes, and dry socks, and dry shoes, hangovers, a whistle, any leftover stuffing, extra gravy (warm please), your 21+ ID

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This Thanksgiving, come celebrate everything you’re thankful for along Vermont’s favorite crack! We’ll be exploring the Hinesburg Thrust Fault which isn’t nearly as dirty as it sounds. Actually… I just looked up what a thrust fault is, and it is just as dirty as it sounds—a thrust fault is when older rock layers have been pushed up and over younger rock layers. So if you’re into age stuff, this is the trail for you.

And this trail has got everything you expect out of a trail in Vermont: thorns, barbed wire, loose rocks, farm animals, views of New York, angry hunters, friendly locals, warm cheap beer, and a craft brewery. That means you should wear your least favorite shiggy socks, dress in something bright orange, and have your ID with you for trail. Eagle trail will be around 5 miles, and much less for all you Turkeys.

On-after will be in South Burlington and if you need crash space, reach out to someone in the Von Tramp or Burlington mismanagements to help you out.

If you want the full Trifukcta experience, start on Black Friday in New York's capital region then wobbling up to Montreal on Sunday afternoon..

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🏃What is Hashing?
What do you get when you combine running (or walking), a combination scavenger hunt, silly songs, inappropriate jokes, kilts, and beer?
Meet the Hash House Harriers, a non-competitive running social club. Hash runs, called trails, are non-competitive scavenger hunt-style events where you can enjoy a scenic run/walk at your own pace followed by a social gathering with food and drink. The route is marked on the ground with chalk or biodegradable flour. The "hare" is a volunteer who plans the run and marks the trail. The "hounds" are the other runners who follow the trail. Just like a scavenger hunt!

🤔 Do I have to run?
Nope! In hashing, the athletic and competitive aspects of running take a back seat to the social side of things. Hashing caters to all levels of runners, with a few walkers at each hash. Von Tramp hash trails are usually 3-6 miles; most even have a split trail for walkers or runners who wish to do a shorter distance.

🍻 Do I have to drink?
While we do enjoy a nice cold beer, consumption is completely optional. There is always water and non-alcoholic options. There is never any obligation to drink alcohol.

🌲 Who are the Von Tramp Hash House Harriers?
The Von Tramp Hash House Harriers (VTH3) was founded in 2021 by two thirsty hashers who did not want to stop being active during winter in Vermont. We run every other Saturday during winter (November-April). You can see when all of our upcoming trails are happening on our website. You can also join us on Facebook.

👋 Ready to give hashing a try?
Join us for a trail! All you need is some comfortable running gear. If it's a wet or wintry day, a change of clothes (or at least socks) is recommended.
We're a very welcoming and accepting group of lovable idiots. And who knows, you might even enjoy yourself. Plus, your first trail is always free!
BUT....... if you're still wondering if hashing is right for you, check out our blog post that covers everything you need to know about hashing with us here in Vermont.

❗This meet-up is intended to help reach out to new members.
Don't let the low numbers of people who RSVP on this site fool you: there are generally 15 to 20 hashers at every event! They're just all bad at social media.

All attendees must be 21+.