🤪 👒 ridiculous språkcafé: SCENER FRÅN EN HATT for swedes and migrants 🎩 😱

I got really pissed off listening to this: Government proposes stricter requirements for Swedish For Immigrants classes.

First of all, what the fuck? Again? Why's the burden ALWAYS on the migrant?

Second, SFI is notoriously bad. On a good day in class I learn maybe two new small things. Most days I barely learn anything. I get maybe 5 minutes speaking practice per class if any at all.

Folkuniversitetet is waaaaaay better. But you gotta pay. And I don't want to right now with all the layoffs going on.

Third, If you're on the spectrum or otherwise have special needs or are overly imaginative like me, neither of them are suitable.

SOOOOOO........ I was twiddling thumbs in SFI today and I thought, why don't we do SCENES FROM A HAT????

Obviously, because I don't have a hat. 😞

BUT WE HAVE A FORM

So I will put up this form instead!

Anyone can suggest scenes in it and we'll try out dialogues with them in SVENSKA.

Min svenska är superdålig men vi ska försöker!

This is for both Swedes and migrants. Otherwise, us migrants will just reinforce each others' mistakes. 😂

I leave you to send in whatever you want.

Expectations

Like many of the things I do, I've never tried this before so, don't expect anything! Let's see where this goes.

Venue

Usually few or nobody comes to my events. So, please do not just register on meetup. If you are really, really coming, text me directly to tell me. Then I will give you the zoom link.

The last time I held this, NOBODY showed up and I was in the zoom call alone for 30 min. So, please, only tell me you're coming if you really are coming!

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