Akashic Records Group Channeling Session

## Ask the Akash: One Question, Infinite Truth

A Live Channeling Experience with Shaw, Akashic Records Librarian & Spiritual Instigator

Your soul has receipts. I read them out loud.

This isn’t a reading. It’s a ritual. A reckoning. A reunion with your truth.
You bring one question. I channel one answer—straight from the Akashic Records. No fluff. No filter. Just the kind of cosmic clarity that makes your shadow sit up and take notes.

🧬 What’s Coming Through

During this live channeling session, I tap into the Akash—the soul’s eternal archive—and deliver messages that might include:

• 🔥 Past life plot twists (Were you a priestess, pirate, or pigeon? Let’s find out.)
• 🕸️ Soul contracts and karmic entanglements (Who you’re tied to, why, and how to renegotiate the terms.)
• 💎 Hidden talents and spiritual quirks (Astral gardening? Interdimensional sarcasm? We’ll see.)
• 👀 Messages from your spirit squad (They’ve been watching. They have notes.)

Each attendee gets one question about their personal records. I channel the answer live, with reverence, irreverence, and a dash of spiritual side-eye.

🪬 Who This Is For

• Seekers, mystics, and shadow-lovers
• Spiritual rebels who want truth, not fluff
• Anyone ready to laugh, cry, and possibly reincarnate with better boundaries

🕯️ What You’ll Leave With

• A direct transmission from your soul’s archives
• Clarity on your path, your patterns, and your power
• A renewed sense of “holy sh*t, I’m magical”
• Possibly a new spirit guide who looks suspiciously like Cher

🎟️ Reserve Your Seat

Spots are limited. The Akash doesn’t do walk-ins.
This is a live, intimate experience—no recordings, no replays. Just you, me, and the Records.

👉 Register Now to claim your seat and prepare to get spiritually lit up.

Want me to help you build the actual form fields, confirmation email, or post-session integration ritual? I can keep going and make this offering feel like a full-blown ceremony. Just say the word.