Stamtish: Conlangs & Cocktails: For People Who Totally Have Better Things to Do

📍 Eastwoods, Windsor, ON
📅 Thursday, May 29, 2025, at 7:30 PM EDT

Oh great, another meetup about languages nobody actually speaks. Have you ever thought, “Wow, I wish I could impress my friends by ordering a drink in Klingon”? No? Well, here’s your chance anyway.
Join us at Eastwoods—because apparently, this is where people gather when they decide learning Esperanto or Toki Pona is a life priority. We’ll be awkwardly sipping drinks, debating whether Dothraki should’ve had a full grammar system, and pretending we totally understand each other.

Will this change your life? Probably not. But hey, you might laugh, meet cool people, and accidentally learn something that’ll confuse your coworkers.

Plus, if you feel an uncontrollable urge to support future gatherings of this linguistic chaos, there’s a GoFundMe (https://gofund.me/34921aeb) no pressure, just mild guilt. ;)

So, grab a drink, learn a phrase no one asked for, and let’s make conlangs the new hot trend (or at least, slightly less niche).