Stamtish: How to be a pirate

☠️ Avast ye!

If ye be ready to brave the perilous raid o’ the tavern, then make port this very night! We’ll be spillin’ all the secrets o’ that fateful evenin’. Mark it well, matey—’tis the nineteenth o’ September, the day the seas roar with pirate pride! Come armed with courage and a thirst for adventure, or be doomed to walk the plank o’ ignorance!