September 2017 - A Divine Data Comedy (SQL and LINQ)
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Presentation: A Divine Data Comedy
Midway in our life's journey, I went astray from the straight imperative road and woke to find myself alone in a dark declarative wood.
My guide out of this dark declarative wood was a familiar friend, SQL, who showed me the way to wrap a context of a window to push through using Window Functions to escape the Inferno.
Next I found myself somewhere in-between running up hill with one foot in front of the other advancing so as the leading foot was always above the ground running with my friend LINQ, I was able to wrap the context of a collection around my data to advance my journey through Purgatorio.
My last guide into the blinding brilliant light of Paradiso was from the Dutch Caribbean, who taught me how to wrap my computations into a context and move my data through leading me into brilliant bliss.
Join me on my divine data comedy.
Speaker: Mike Harris
Mike Harris is a software crafter and lifelong learner, who is constantly searching for the best tools for the job. Mike enjoys learning new program languages and ways of solving problems. He uses this knowledge in his day-to-day work as a Software Developer at Robert W. Baird & Co. Mike blogs at http://comp-phil.blogspot.com/
Meeting Agenda:
- Food is provided and arrives around 6:45 PM. (Pizza, Soda, Water)
- 90 minute technical presentation starting at 7:00 PM
- After the presentation there is an opportunity to network.
- Meeting Code of Conduct (http://www2.wi-ineta.org/Home/Privacy)
Meeting Sponsors:
Baird (http://www.rwbaird.com)
Thomson Reuters (http://www.thomsonreuters.com/)
Event Location:
Thomson Reuters
Town Hall
450 North Sunny Slope Road
Brookfield, WI 53005
(Park in lot near the western most entrance.)
Map and Directions (http://binged.it/1lvERru)
** The red star on the map shows the meeting entrance.
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September 2017 - A Divine Data Comedy (SQL and LINQ)