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Is a chai latte just spicy milk? Is the "middle of the brownie" actually the only piece worth eating? Is it ever too late for a second iced coffee? 🧊

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If you have a hill you’re willing to die on (but like, a very small, funny hill), this is your moment. We’re skipping the "so what do you do for work?" small talk and going straight to the chaos. Welcome to the Hot Takes Coffee & Chai Hangout, where the opinions are spicy but the vibes are immaculate.

This is a Girls Only event for the girlies, the zillennials, and everyone in between who wants to build their community and find their new besties over a cup of caffeine.

### ✨ The Assignment

Everyone brings one low-stakes controversial opinion. It has to be something that literally does not matter (no politics, no heavy vibes). You’ll have the floor to defend your honor while we sip our lattes, and then we’ll all playfully roast—I mean, analyze—your logic.

### 🕒 The Itinerary (The Flow)

  • 2:00 PM | The Caffeine Kickoff: Grab your drink (Team Chai or Team Coffee?), find our cozy corner, and get settled. Normal social mode is ON.
  • 2:30 PM | The Opening Statements: We’ll go around the table once everyone is caffeinated. You get 60 seconds to state your case. (e.g., "The book is never better than the movie, y'all are just lying.")
  • 3:15 PM | The Cross-Examination: This is where it gets unhinged. We’ll debate, discuss, and try to flip the "non-believers" to your side while we snack on pastries.
  • 3:45 PM | The Final Verdict: We’ll vote on the most "delusional" take and the most "convincing" argument before we head out.

### ⚖️ The Rules (Read the Room)

  1. Low Stakes Only: If it’s something people actually get "canceled" for, leave it at home. We’re here for the laughs and the plot.
  2. Main Character Energy: Everyone gets their turn to speak—we’re here to listen and hype each other up.
  3. No-Show Policy: Space in cute cafes is limited! Please be a girl’s girl and update your RSVP 24 hours in advance if you can't make it. 💅
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Girls-only cafe hangout where attendees defend light-hearted hot takes and leave with new friends.

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