Train Like a Jedi

Need a break from the boringly predictable? We got the FREE training you're looking for. We're a tiny christian church that can innovate with light speed.

This site will have bi-monthly workout events for visitors looking to join us. We don't ask for money offerings/tithing. We believe that the Biblical "tithe" is based on agriculture. So if you feel "fruitful" to share some of your excess veggies and fruits with us, we will not argue. :D

Here are some free daily meetups for members:

-Free gym workouts (basketball, swim,etc)
-Free self defense training (Muay Thai Kickboxing, Jujitsu, Filipino Martial Arts style stick fighting, Kendo/Iaido, Shaolin weapons sparring, archery, Jedi lightsaber, etc.)

"Wait, hold on!!! What's the catch, bro?"
-The King of kings gives free eternal wisdom and salvation. So we work hard to also give free stuff--it feels jolly good and keeps peeps looking young(er). Jesus Christ also saved us from the dark side (many times--also the dorkside), so we don't have to keep making the same generational mistakes since the ancient cave man days.

"If it's free, it's for me." If you don't wanna join us, that's ok too. We have low cost classes for non-members. So yes, if you don't wanna spend daily or weekly on meetups, join us.