CJ's Backyard Birthday Party

Hey! Come over for my birthday, Mthrfckrs!!! We're having a cookout: burgers, mushrooms, grilled zucchini. We'll play volleyball, pool, Jenga. We'll eat cake, ice cream sandwiches, whatever.

I'll share my address separately. We don't want any weirdos.

Bring something you know others will want to drink. Get it?