TOMMY GUNS GARAGE ROARING TWENTY'S SPEAKEASY & ST. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE!

YAOW ZA! Ok yous mugs n dolls, lets go to da speakeasy to see da ST. VALENTINES DAY SHOW N BETTER YET! DA MASSACRE!!! We will enter thru da "EL" track, open da heavy metal door n give "Gloves" da password.

This is an interactive "speakeasy" which offers a musical comedy review wit da gangsters, da flappers n us!!! (no coppers allowed!) But, if we git raided by da coppers, (complete wit sirens n flashin lites) we will ackt like we're at a south side revival meetin; like liddle angels, ya know, udderwise, we may end up bein pulled on da stage to perform a hilarious sobriety test given by Officer Murphy & den git "interviewed" by Vito! VITO!!! OH NO!!! NOT VITO!!! PLEASEEE!

Da mugs n dolls dance da Charleston n sing musical selections from Cole Porter, George Gershwin, Fats Waller, Duke Ellington etc. Ders silent movies n udder great stuff from da era. We'll be...wha does dey call it" oh yea, TRANSPIRITED back to da 20's.

Not only do yer greenbacks buy ya da 90 minute show (PLUS da special Valentines day massacre only done dis weekend) but, it also buy yous DINNER!!! Yous guys even git ta choose from: Prime Rib, er Boneless Chicken Breast wit 2 choices of sauces, Lasagna wit da meat or not, er Baked Salmon as da main dishes. Ya also git soup er salad, veggies, potatoe, n rainbow sherbet fer da dessert. Oh, n besides da included hootch of coffee, tea er pop, der is a cash bar fer da extra special stuff if ya knows what I means. N TAX N TIP ARE INCLUDED IN DA PRICE!!!

DA PRICE fer all a dis is a measley $62.10 (includes 2.10 paypal fee, when you go to pay please mark "I WILL PAY FEE" before you pay). Yer grannies gots more den dat under da mattress right now!! Or, I hear der diggin a tunnel under da ah ummm...n ya know whats dat means!!!

Right now der is a a limit of 8 seats (dis is listed on multiple sites) n if yous is serious, ya can go to my paypal account at rosetad@comcast.net n payout when yous RSPV. YOUS WILL ONLY BE CONSIDERED GOIN IF YA PAY, so, cough up da greenbacks right away!

There will be NO refunds. If ya finds dat ya can't go den I will HELP yous by postin an email to all members sayin dat a ticket is available n dey must contact you directly but, yous is ultimately responsible fer reselling yer ticket.

DEADline fer signin up will be JANUARY 17th, 2012.

IF WE FIND DAT 20 or more OF YOUS MUGS N DOLLS WANNA GO (from all 3 sites its listed on), DEN DA PRICE WILL DROP BY 3 BUCKS N YOUS WILL GIT A REFUND. SO, DON'T FERGET TO SIGN UP FER DA WAIT LIST DEN!

So, brush off yer zoot suits n flapper duds n join us fer a nite of fun!!!!!!!! N MUMS DA WORD; WE DON'T WANT NO COPPERS KNOWIN WAT WE'S IS DOIN!!!