
What we’re about
"I chose the road less travelled… Now I don’t know where I am."
"Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." - Ellen Degeneres
"Bring a compass. It's awkward when you have to eat your friends." - Unknown
So maybe we caught your interest?
Quick note then I’ll tell you what we’re about. We’ve never gotten lost or had to look at members as a food source. This is Chattanooga Outdoor Adventures not the Donner Party (some of you will get that).
We enjoys the outdoors in all forms. Events like Hiking, Rafting, Kayaking, and everything else.
But wait there’s more! I sound like a Ginsu knife commercial. Let’s not let any of the Donners have one of those.
We also plan other great activities in and around Chattanooga. Not just hiking. Musical events, food and wine festivals. A concert in a cave, you get the idea
It’s an open group and would love to get everyone involved and plan a lot of different things. Inclusion and fun are key.
Not just hiking, Adventures of all kinds
Upcoming events (4+)
See all- A No Reservations Event-Alex's Thai Food & Noodle Bistro & Night cap somewhereAlex's Thai Food & Noodle Bistro, Chattanooga, TN
Switching this back to a No Reservations event from the Moveable feast. No need to beat Hemingway into the ground. Plus the acerbic yet thoughtful style of Bourdain suits me better. Both those guys could find the sublime with their simplicity.
"When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out." Anthony Bourdain
There's something comforting when you learn to let go. Not worry about every detail. Not care what an individual thinks of you and certainly not to get stressed when the things you plan don't go exactly as planned. Last year our group had over 140 events. We will probably beat that number this year. Planning stuff for others is almost a weekly thing for me. I've learned to sometimes just go with the flow. Last year we tubed down the river and found out the planned eating place Miso Hungry had sipped their last soup, the ramen was resting in peace, the sushi had gone South. They were simply put out of business, tits up, Kaput.
Standing in a parking lot looking through the window at an empty place means this isn't going as planned, but that is okay.
We ended up at a Mexican restaurant sipping cervezas and amazing Agua Frescas and raised our cholesterol with cheese dip. We were pretty loud and there was a lot of laughter. Not as planned, but in the end it worked itself out to be pretty great because we relaxed and had a beer.
It actually was a really nice moment. We just drank our beer and let things happen. I like that you guys are flexible.
For this weeks late Friday night dinner It's Alex's Thai Food and Noodle Bistro. I have eaten here before and it's delicious. They are like me and can get quite spicy if you like. In the spirit of all this I of course have made no reservations. Let's see what happens.
It's literally a couple of blocks from my Wayfair and Goodwill Decorated tiny home. Nothing, but the cheap stuff for this guy. Think Fancy Dorm room. The painted cinderblock walls of the dorm of my youth with the posters hung with that blue Fun Tak stuff and the questionable stains on the threadbare carpet means it doesn't take much of an upgrade to look posh. Current place is a little bit nicer. Certainly cleaner.
Prisons on some episodes of NCIS looked better than the first dorm I was in. In fact some 60 minutes interviews at the actual Pokey looked better. Only thing nicer in the dorm was we didn't have a commode right where we slept. That was a nice touch.
Anyways, I am going to walk over grab a table and eat with whoever shows up. drink a cold beer and enjoy a nice Curry. Probably solve a world problem or two. Or contemplate on what I want to be if I ever grow up, and let everything else sort itself out. I have enjoyed the sometimes twenty plus to just a few people crowds we have for these meals filled with laughter and conversation.
You can join me.
I can't find their website, but the place is legit delicious.
Alex's Thai Food and Noodle Bistro Facebook Page
After we might grab a beer somewhere then I head home to sleep for our tubing event the next morning.
It's a long Memorial weekend and I will be home till Monday night. Might schedule some more trouble. Might just chill out. Maybe start writing my book. Or some short stories....
Short? Short stories?
I crack myself up. I can get pretty long winded.
I am an old man so there's not much time left on that figuring out what I want to be when I grow up so bring some ideas. I'll take all the help I can get.
- Big Bear River Tubing, Red Chimney Pizza and Morris Vineyard with Wine SlushiesAcademy Sports + Outdoors, Chattanooga, TN
A Too hot to hike Summer Series event.
I called them. This is their opening weekend. They will be open. They just haven't updated their website yet.
The time to meet to Carpool is 9:30 am If you're going to meet at the tubing place give us at least an hour and a half to get there. Meetup intitailly had the start time for 8:00 am. I fixed it.
I found a bear tubing.
I am easily amused.
I will be brief for this one.
Three part day. Tubing, Pizza, and a winery.
My first water event I am posting this year
Meet at Academy Sports, the usual place to carpool. We divide up in cars and head to Tellico Plains to head down the river. Clean and Cheap fun. Keeps me out of trouble. Here is the pricing.
It's cheap to do.
All Day Pricing
- Regular Tubes: $17.99
- Deluxe Tubes: $21.99
Premium Tubes: $24.99*****
Youth (3-12):
- Regular Tubes: $14.99
- Deluxe Tubes: $17.99
- Premium Tubes: $25.99*
Here is their website
Big BearTubing CompanyOkay you know the drill. Swimsuit, water shoes, change of clothes, sunscreen, snacks, water, a dry bag if you have one. a toaster plugged in with an extension cord,
We will probably stop once or twice along the way to chill out.
After a short drive over to eat pizza at Red Chimney Pizza in Tellico Plains
Red Chimney Pizza Facebook
Red Chimney Pizza-InstagramLooks tasty and has good reviews.
After? An optional stop I will be making and you can join me at is Morris Vineyards. I am going and you should too unless you have to iron your socks and underwear I totally understand.
They have:
Wine Tasting
Wine Slushies
Charcuterie BoardsHere is their website
Morris VineyardsThen we carpool back to our respective cars and go home.
This very brief write up has been brought to you by the very verbose Michael. It is absolutely killing him not to add more, but he is going to deliver at least one brief write up. I know I can co it. I won't ramble on and on about the things that go through my head. I think some should thank me for being brief. I mean they probably won't, but they should. Am I rambling? I should probably stop now lest I be accuse of going on to long. I really don't think they are too long. It's like life. I could put all the facts in there with none of the flavor. Who wants that? Okay maybe front load some details, but can't I have a little fun along the way? The all the facts none of the flavor is a line I stole from Big Fish. I love that movie. Fun fact: The word "Tellico" is derived from a Muskogee (Creek) word "Taliko" which means "bean". I would've named the place Bean Town. Much more memorable than Tellico.
Anyways I don't really see what they mean about going on to long, but at least I was brief in this one.
You're welcome.
- Ranger Guided Three Forks Lake Canoe Tour & Dinner at Hank's in Tracy City, TNWalmart Supercenter, Chattanooga, TN
After I get my tickets for my daughter and I there will be 10 spots left. Buy your ticket now. First come First served.
$10 Bucks? Includes a Canoe? C'mon! This is fun stuff for little money.
So I found the most awesome website to find stuff to do and I stumbled back across the State Parks stuff and their events. I had trolled those waters before and forgot about it.
Ranger Todd is Leading a Canoe Expedition at Savage Gulf. I don't know Todd, but I bet he is a nice guy.
I will do the quick write up this time.
Boat Life Jacket and Canoe included. You won't be up you know what creek without a paddle.
Buy your ticket here. I have mine.
Three Forks Lake Canoe Tour registration
Here is Ranger Todd's description of the event
## Description: Three Forks Lake Canoe Tour
### Location: Savage Gulf State Park
Join Ranger Todd on canoe tour of Three Forks Lake.
Canoes, paddles, and life jackets will be provided. Guests should wear weather appropriate clothing with comfortable shoes that may get wet.
Sunscreen and hydration are a necessity.
This will be an excellent opportunity to see new park addition prior to development.
Guests will meet at the Savage Gulf North pavilion ready to walk .75 miles out to the lake.
Event Document: Essential Eligibility Criteria
Program Host: Todd Childress
Contact Email: todd.childress@tn.gov
Contact Phone: 9316923887
Meeting Place: 1183 Stone Door Road, Savage Gulf NorthAfter on the way home I want to stop at a restaurant I love in Tracy City and grab some dinner. Nice Sports Bar/Restaurant.
Hanks Corner Grill Facebook page
Nothing , but the details in this one.