Climb & Dine

The bees are calling us! Not really. Only if you pee on them like I did last time. "Check the bush before you expose your tush."

Stoney Point Rock Climbing @ Mozart's Wall 4pm - 8pm

3 top ropes to choose from 5.7, 5.8 or 5.10 level event is cross posted with other climbing and adventure groups Donations - Thank you to those last time who donated for the rope fund. Chip in a buck or two, and help maintain safe equipment like ropes, anchors, etc.

To find us

NORTH side of the rock formations closer to the 118 freeway side. look in the crags/cracks My photos are all recent Ask people where Mozart's Wall is use this map http://files.meetup.com/299095/Stoney%20Point%20Map.pdf if anyone wants to come at 3:30pm to help us set up, learn how to anchor, bring an extra rope, the more the merrier

Parking on Topanga is free.

Bring:

rock climbing shoes if you have them (you can rent them from Sport Chalet or REI too) your harness (belay/top rope... also rentable at sport chalet or rei) helmet is a good idea bring an extra rope if you have one at least a liter of water some cash because we'll be going to P. F. Chang's on Oxnard & Topanga after for HAPPY HOUR!

P. F. Chang's Happy Hour Perks 9pm - 11pm: 1/2 off a lot of their appetizers, and lots of drink specials

$3 imported drafts $4-5 appetizers Regular menu will be available Flirt Network Chill Make fun of the tourists in sandals & socks!

LIABILITY: You, and no one else, are 100% responsible for your safety at all times. Your attendance at this meetup signifies you agree to not hold this Meetup group or its organizers responsible for any injuries to your person or property that may occur.

CLIMB AT YOUR OWN RISK!

The Famous Q & A section:

Q. Can I bring my dog?

A. YES, 4 paw traction is legal in the Stoney Point area. Might be a good idea to have someone rappel you down though, not your dog. One sight of a squirrel, and it's all over.

Q. Can I just come to PF Chang's?

A. Oh, alright. But then you won't get to see super human feats of skill and strength, like Charles climb up the 5.7 route in under 45 seconds, or Janet use all her muscles to lift a 20 oz frappuccino, or Matty P. climb a wall with wooden clogs this time. The Asics Gel's couldn't hold him back last time. What will he climb in next!? TOGA, TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!!!! j/k. And what about the free techno disco laser light show... actually, it's just me pointing out routes with a laser pointer. Hey, some of us aren't as privelaged with these fancy ipod contraptions as others, okay! I don't have a wing in the back of my car that makes it look like an airplane either. :( No fair.

Q. What should I wear?

A. You know, recent statistics have made it a point that wearing black can attract bees. Well, what they're really trying to say is, "Check the bush before you expose your tush!" "Don't pee on a hive, cuz that don't jive!"

Q. I'm allergic to bees. Should I come?

A. Yes, just make sure you have your emergency shot thing or whatever. You'll be fine. The bees are actually about 100 feet from us.