
What we’re about
"I chose the road less travelled… Now I don’t know where I am."
"Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." - Ellen Degeneres
"Bring a compass. It's awkward when you have to eat your friends." - Unknown
So maybe we caught your interest?
Quick note then I’ll tell you what we’re about. We’ve never gotten lost or had to look at members as a food source. This is Chattanooga Outdoor Adventures not the Donner Party (some of you will get that).
We enjoys the outdoors in all forms. Events like Hiking, Rafting, Kayaking, and everything else.
But wait there’s more! I sound like a Ginsu knife commercial. Let’s not let any of the Donners have one of those.
We also plan other great activities in and around Chattanooga. Not just hiking. Musical events, food and wine festivals. A concert in a cave, you get the idea
It’s an open group and would love to get everyone involved and plan a lot of different things. Inclusion and fun are key.
Not just hiking, Adventures of all kinds
Upcoming events (4+)
See all- A Moveable Feast-Bollywood Tacos and cocktails at Stir Friday Night late bitesBollywood Tacos, Chattanooga, TN
Fusion food. Sometimes it's meant to go together. One of my absolute favorites is Indian food and a great Staple is Mexican. This place puts them together.
This is a short write up...
I know you're not used to that with me. It's a Monday as of this writing.
First my one and only disclaimer. Yes it is late. I have to get off a work, and get in the car, and drive an hour, and lose an hour in the time change, and get to the restaurant. So I eat late and want you to join me. Plus it is literally right around the block from my house.
This is Fusion. Indian food and Mexican food. I looked at the menu. It sounds really good.
It's Bollywood Tacos for a Indian and Mexican Fusion.
Check them out here
Bollywood TacosThen it's a quick night cap at Stir. I have a hike in the morning and need my beauty sleep.
Stir ChattanoogaSee? Just a quick little explanation this time.
I have no clue why the Minion came up in my image search, but I liked it.
- Window Cliffs and Comfort FoodWalmart Supercenter, Chattanooga, TN
WINDOW CLIFFS! So much water. I am so excited! There is 9 water crossings and natural bridges, rock structures and I hear there is a waterfall. All the things that make my heart so happy!
Closer to the hike I will pay attention to the water levels online to see if it is safe and we will adjust accordingly if needed.
You will want to wear appropriate shoes. Choose between comfortable hiking water shoes or water proof shoes/boots and wool socks.
You will want fast drying pants/shorts and fast drying shirt. I hear walking sticks may be needed.**NO DOGS**
This is considered moderately hard due to a bit of elevation, water crossings, slippery rocks. But it is worth it!
Check out the link and read all the reviews, look at the photos and decide if you would like to venture out to this gorgeous area.If we feel extra energetic, we may run on over a few minutes to Burgess.
If not, then we will drive in to town and enjoy some wonderful comfort food and shopping at Chestnut Oaks Farm Store and Kitchen. It looks like a wonderful place to get some fried green tomatoes and relax after a long hike. I suggest bringing a dry change of clothes.
This will be a long day. Bring snacks. If you are on a time constraint, then prepare to drive your own car. The rest of us are free to carpool.
This is 2 hours from Chattanooga. Anyone wanting to carpool will meet at Walmart Signal Mountain.**We will leave promptly at 8:30 am EASTERN**
I am so excited for this day!!
I can't wait to see who is going to enjoy it with us.From Alltrails: WINDOW CLIFFS
Head out on this 5.3-mile out-and-back trail near Silver Point, Tennessee. Generally considered a moderately challenging route, it takes an average of 2 h 12 min to complete. This is a very popular area for hiking, so you'll likely encounter other people while exploring. The trail is open year-round and is beautiful to visit anytime. You'll need to leave pups at home — dogs aren't allowed on this trail. Window Cliffs is a hidden gem in Tennessee that's worth visiting. The trail includes nine creek crossings, although some of them may be dry during certain seasons. You'll be able to hear the sound of Cane Creek throughout most of the trail, and you'll also get to see a beautiful waterfall and the overlook of window cliffs. Water levels can vary depending on weather conditions, so after a rainy period, the creek may be difficult to cross. The trail gradually ascends up a hill and leads to stunning views at the top of the mountain - Crack of Dawn, Coffee, Church, COA Hike, and Chicken (ends bad for the bird)Silververdale Baptist Church, Chattanooga, TN
I moved the day so it is not Mothers day
I used a lot fo C's in the title.
So I am going to try something completely different from what we have done in the past.
I realize this one may not be for everyone. I just want to see how this one goes. Might be sitting in the back by myself, but what the hell? Can I say that in a church post?
I respect that it isn't for everyone.
Here's the deal. I have not scheduled a lot of Sunday hikes because I have found a church I really like. It is very very laid back. I thought I would combine things and mix it up a bit.
Come to Church dressed to hike. Not one single person will care. Trust me (usually don't trust me, but this time trust me). To promote our rag tag band of people's togetherness we will sit in the back center. It isn't like we will be front and center. I will have shorts a T-shirt and my pre hike wear to the trail before changing to my boots Chaco's. If I can do it so can you.
These are not my dressy Chaco's
I will be out front before the service and in the middle are in the back during the service.
Here is a little spiel about the church
Silverdale Baptist Church
Note: It is the Bonny Oakes campus.Here is a sample of the pastor I chose at Random
Pastor Tony Waliser's Sermon on something. I didn't really lookIt is early as can be, but they have coffee. Lots of Coffess
After we go on probably one of my last hikes until the fall. It gets to hot and I am a delicate flower. It isn't far away and a pretty easy hike.
I mean I am going to plan some tubing and Kayak stuff. It won't be boring.
Here is the All Trails stuff
Poe Run Path and Deer Hollow TrailThen as we always do we eat. A Sunday Fried Chicken late lunch. Because this a southern thing to do and this Damn Yankee (should I say that in a church post?) wants to get his Southern residency card Y'all!
Champy's Chicken Lee HighwayThis is the one on Lee Highway.
So go to bed early and get out of bed early. Meet me there in hiking clothes. I realize pretty early plus church doesn't make me look like the modest marketing genius I am, but give it a try.
After I am probably grabbing a shower and a nap. I will see if my scrabble partners want a rematch after the nap from Sunday...
I promise I did not make up some of those words.
I thought about it.
Give it a shot! I promise I will be dressed to hike. I have never seen a tie at this place and it is so laid back.
- A No Reservations Event-Alex's Thai Food & Noodle Bistro & Night cap somewhereAlex's Thai Food & Noodle Bistro, Chattanooga, TN
Switching this back to a No Reservations event from the Moveable feast. No need to beat Hemingway into the ground. Plus the acerbic yet thoughtful style of Bourdain suits me better. Both those guys could find the sublime with their simplicity.
"When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out." Anthony Bourdain
There's something comforting when you learn to let go. Not worry about every detail. Not care what an individual thinks of you and certainly not to get stressed when the things you plan don't go exactly as planned. Last year our group had over 140 events. We will probably beat that number this year. Planning stuff for others is almost a weekly thing for me. I've learned to sometimes just go with the flow. Last year we tubed down the river and found out the planned eating place Miso Hungry had sipped their last soup, the ramen was resting in peace, the sushi had gone South. They were simply put out of business, tits up, Kaput.
Standing in a parking lot looking through the window at an empty place means this isn't going as planned, but that is okay.
We ended up at a Mexican restaurant sipping cervezas and amazing Agua Frescas and raised our cholesterol with cheese dip. We were pretty loud and there was a lot of laughter. Not as planned, but in the end it worked itself out to be pretty great because we relaxed and had a beer.
It actually was a really nice moment. We just drank our beer and let things happen. I like that you guys are flexible.
For this weeks late Friday night dinner It's Alex's Thai Food and Noodle Bistro. I have eaten here before and it's delicious. They are like me and can get quite spicy if you like. In the spirit of all this I of course have made no reservations. Let's see what happens.
It's literally a couple of blocks from my Wayfair and Goodwill Decorated tiny home. Nothing, but the cheap stuff for this guy. Think Fancy Dorm room. The painted cinderblock walls of the dorm of my youth with the posters hung with that blue Fun Tak stuff and the questionable stains on the threadbare carpet means it doesn't take much of an upgrade to look posh. Current place is a little bit nicer. Certainly cleaner.
Prisons on some episodes of NCIS looked better than the first dorm I was in. In fact some 60 minutes interviews at the actual Pokey looked better. Only thing nicer in the dorm was we didn't have a commode right where we slept. That was a nice touch.
Anyways, I am going to walk over grab a table and eat with whoever shows up. drink a cold beer and enjoy a nice Curry. Probably solve a world problem or two. Or contemplate on what I want to be if I ever grow up, and let everything else sort itself out. I have enjoyed the sometimes twenty plus to just a few people crowds we have for these meals filled with laughter and conversation.
You can join me.
I can't find their website, but the place is legit delicious.
Alex's Thai Food and Noodle Bistro Facebook Page
After we might grab a beer somewhere then I head home to sleep for our tubing event the next morning.
It's a long Memorial weekend and I will be home till Monday night. Might schedule some more trouble. Might just chill out. Maybe start writing my book. Or some short stories....
Short? Short stories?
I crack myself up. I can get pretty long winded.
I am an old man so there's not much time left on that figuring out what I want to be when I grow up so bring some ideas. I'll take all the help I can get.