PATRIOTS @ BRONCOS - AFC CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

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IMPORTANT NOTE - For those that had to wait outside for the first part of the game or were turned away - Don't make the same mistake twice! Try to get to the bar at least 1 hr before the game starts! Noel (owner of Nickies) is being pretty tough on crowd control this year. He's looking out for the servers so that they can navigate through the chaos! Furthermore it is a fire hazard to have too many people inside, they are only looking out for our safety. Nickie's and their servers have been more than accommodating to us, and it get frustrating for them not being able to do their jobs if we are a bother to them. Remember we are Broncos fans, not Raiders fans be empathetic, don't talk shit, and tip well! The NFC Conference championship game follows our game - therefore, It's our turn to keep the 49ers fans waiting outside! GET THERE EARLY! Nickies opens at 10am and they have some pretty good brunch!

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Omaha! Omaha! (http://www.nfl.com/videos/denver-broncos/0ap2000000312677/Peyton-loves-Omaha) Omaha! - More like "OH-Ma-Gawd" we beat the San Diego Chargers in the Playoffs. I wish they could refine this feeling I still have in to a chemical form so I can take it over and over again. Oh wait they have - MDMA. Drugs are good kids... Honestly, the only way this win could have been any better is if Quenten Jammer decided he wanted to do his job, and actually back up Chris Harris Jr. who we lost to a torn ACL.

If losing Chris Harris worries you, fear not. Although he is a beast, we are going against a team that only has two passing touchdowns in the past three games. Despite beating the Colts, Tom Brady (http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/43/29/25a20f8c6d1b034ceb062b77b807dc08.jpg) didn't throw a single touch down pass. And a team that only has one WIDE RECEIVER on their team who has recorded more receptions than our RUNNING BACK (http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1945579/MorenoInfantryCrawl1stDownChiefs.gif) this season. The Tom Brady (http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/50/15/14036fddfa69edce9bd90a4139d49b38.jpg) Passing attack does not scare me.

Prior to last Sunday's game, forty of our players have had play off experience, with a combined 138 games of post-season experience. Twenty of which were from our man Manning, who taught our team that deep inside each and everyone of us is a HUGE DICK waiting to slap the face of Tom Brady (http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/amazing-tom-Brady.gif) and Philip Rivers (http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/01/52.gif).... Errrrrr... Well there isn't a dick inside us, it was a metaphor....

Moving on, I have a strong feeling the color orange is going to strike fear in to the hearts of the weak Patriots, who will soon adopt an adapted version of our, "Broncos - time to ride! (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd6JByZCMAAnhiN.jpg:large)" making their new motto, "Patriots - time to hide." Beating the Patriots on our way to the Super Bowl, would make all my wet dreams come true. First, it would prove Denver earned their Super Bowl. Second, it would mean we defeated my two least favorite quarterbacks, and subsequently biggest cry babies in the league, Tom Brady (http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/31/87/53bb65213065d72cc312f3ef4aba50d3.jpg) and Philip Rivers (http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Rivers_1.gif).

Lastly, can I just say, it's about fucking time The Patriots finally fucking come to Denver?!? I'm sick of seeing us in Foxboro, where we all know Bellicheat, is using his new drone technology (http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-england-patriots-now-using-drones-to-take-out,34602/) to fucking cheat out offenses to win games. Finally we will get our comeuppance.

God I hate New England / Boston, here is a picture of me in a shirt I made a few years ago to prove it.

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Well guys, I'm getting tired and need coffee and a rocky mountain man soda (http://www.marketingmag.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/CoorsLightLogo.jpg)! Can't wait to see you all at Nickies! And as usual, go Broncos and Fuck the Patriots.

Best,

John and Jake!

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