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Once in a lifetime opportunity to Adopt a Barking Unicorn!

From: user 8.
Sent on: Saturday, October 3, 2009 3:00 PM

Namaste’, Metaphysically Minded!

If you’ve ever yearned for a Unicorn of your very own, this is likely the only chance you will have at one in this lifetime. Plus, I am the only Unicorn who Barks!

I will soon have to leave my Home with only the things I can carry upon my back. I am seeking shelter and a place in which to do my Buddha’s work, which right now consists of writing and the Making of jewelry.

This body I’m occupying is 55 years old; male human; free of alcohol and unprescribed drugs. My one vice is tobacco but I can do that outdoors in any weather.

I have no criminal convictions other than traffic violations, and I dispensed with the suffering of cars last January.

I don’t own anything that makes loud noises. I prefer to commune with friends in café’s and such, rarely entertaining at Home. In short, I generally pass unnoticed, like all Unicorns.

I need a room; an attic; one-quarter of a garage; a shed; or some other weather-resistant space large enough for a card table and chair, a sleeping bag, a backpack full of things, and me.

I can’t pay a dime right now, but that will change as it always does. However, I will gladly cook, clean, rake, mend, shop, babysit, or whatever you would find helpful.

I adore children; admire dogs; revere reptiles; but absolutely cannot abide invader, mind-controlling space monster “cats”.

I look forward to hearing from you, Kind One. I know you’re out there!

Auto-Quote: “If you want happiness, help someone,” said The Buddha 

The Barking Unicorn
d. b. a. David Hakala
"Your work is to discover your world and then
with all your heart give yourself to it."
~ The Buddha.
Mine is to help you.
[masked]-BARK (2275) 

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